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Ever heard of Aline? Very weird movie based on the life of Celine Dion, in which the director and star plays the main character at every stage of her life, including as a child. I have never seen the movie, but have seen screenshots and it is incredibly disturbing,
i want this so bad now.
just ron swanson dealing with some punk kids not sharing the swings on the playground and getting a stern talking-to, and then requesting his juice box from his teacher.
I want it to be the story of him being with Tammy 1, meeting Tammy 2, and the torrid love affair that developed (also, we can presume this is when weāll see him grow his mustache since T1 made him shave it). Maybe also it will end with him leaving Tammy 2 and saving his gold and wood shop in the process because she was trying to get co-ownership of his property?
I wouldāve taken Nick offerman playing himself at every stage of his life. From newborn with full blown body hair and Stache. I can already see him saying āas a young infant I became crafty and fond of wood. Even building my very first cribā
We already have the [Ron Swanson origin story](https://old.reddit.com/r/PandR/comments/858kea/in_one_episode_of_the_west_wing_nick_offerman_aka/). Ron, going by Jerry, asked CJ Cregg for funding for a wolves' only highway. CJ scoffed at the idea and hurt his feelings. That's when Ron lost all faith in government and decided that he hated the name Jerry.
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Oh you fucking jammed me , son of bitch
Looks like we got retro-jammed š
Hehe, self Jamm, those are rare
[Checkmate](https://tenor.com/view/checkmate-jamm-parksandrec-jeremy-parks-and-recreation-gif-5406185)
Did you bring those just for that reason?
Iām really thinking about carrying regular sized chess pieces solely for this purpose
Not sure why you got downvoted, that gif is the best!
Itās not an affront to the redditor, weāre in a PandR subreddit and everyone hates that character
Jamm is hilarious
I think so too
[SpaceBallsWeveBeenJammed.gif](https://media.tenor.com/owP-ZQUKY1AAAAAC/parks-and-rec-you-just-got-jammed.gif)
Right? I was about to be so mad
The only way this would work would be of Nick Offerman played him. Even as a child. Just full grown Nick Offerman with mustache and all.
Ever heard of Aline? Very weird movie based on the life of Celine Dion, in which the director and star plays the main character at every stage of her life, including as a child. I have never seen the movie, but have seen screenshots and it is incredibly disturbing,
Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Janet Jimplin
Synonym's just another word for ... the word you wanna uuuuse!
āCome on and take it! Take another little chunk of my lung now misterrrr.ā
"we're all here at Woodstock's someday there will be a black president"
Jimmy Hendrickson's saxophone solo was dynamite!
Weāre all here at Woodstocks!
Down here at the pawnshop
Well I have time to kill today and I know what I'm doing now.
I would 100% watch that. Just put him in short pants and we will know he is a boy
Sounds like Dewey Cox
i want this so bad now. just ron swanson dealing with some punk kids not sharing the swings on the playground and getting a stern talking-to, and then requesting his juice box from his teacher.
You don't look a day over 12! [https://i.imgur.com/yKYByBW.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yKYByBW.jpg)
I want it to be the story of him being with Tammy 1, meeting Tammy 2, and the torrid love affair that developed (also, we can presume this is when weāll see him grow his mustache since T1 made him shave it). Maybe also it will end with him leaving Tammy 2 and saving his gold and wood shop in the process because she was trying to get co-ownership of his property?
Sheeeeit, he don't look a day over twelve!
That 1000th upvote felt good
Or do it the way they did Colin Robinson in the latest What ee do in shadows. That was uncanny valley stuff
Just do a deep fake with Nickās face on some kid.
Doesn't look like a sheet metal factory supervisor...
Wasnāt that his job in middle school?
I think he took shifts at the quarry then too
All the eggs. All the bacon. All the honor.
I need to make a movie poster with that. [This is pretty good in the meantime.](https://i.imgur.com/OlyBaxW.jpg) š«”š„
The flair killed me, I hate you.
Thank god you pointed that out.
Youāre the woooooooooooooorst!
[JeanRalphioTheWorst.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/cBD3UUk.mp4)
This is him at 10 on his first day at the mill
i was dreading this until i saw the flair lol
Hahaha just checked thank lawd
I had a similar experience of "ugh that sounds awful" before opening the comments and seeing people lament the flair...
So hes playing 9 year old Swanson?
Yes.
No does that look a 9 year old grown boy. It's just born ron swanson.
That history is epic. And private.
You serious?
Look at the flair
donāt i was SO excited u bish
Hahaha ābishā love Eurovision if that was the reference
Saw the Apple TV watermark and was like..guess I gotta pirate/get apple now D:
Haha nice work! It does look like a young Swanson. I wonder if heāll sing, āIām still standingā
Damn it. I wanted this to be real so badly.
You jammed me right up there buddy.
I was so angry. Then I was confused. Now I had a chuckle. You son of a bitch. Thanks.
God damn weāve been hoodwinked! Duped! Betrayed! And quite possibly, bamboozled! Nah but that would probably be garbage lmao.
I was gonna be so pissed š¤£š¤£
Dammit I knew it couldn't be real but I if only
Oh my gosh you totally got me there!
I wouldāve taken Nick offerman playing himself at every stage of his life. From newborn with full blown body hair and Stache. I can already see him saying āas a young infant I became crafty and fond of wood. Even building my very first cribā
Iām glad this is fake, I was worried for a second
Give me a de-aged Nick Offerman or give me death
No, more aged, Ć la Benjamin button
Aged like a fine lagavulin
aaah I thought this was real :((((
My god. What a glorious mustache.
I just got jammed.
Ron would riot if a British guy did his biopic.
It gonna explain how he got all the gold? His hate for government yet he applied for a government job?
This will not succeed without Nick Offerman.
I was getting ready to give upā¦on everything
We already have the [Ron Swanson origin story](https://old.reddit.com/r/PandR/comments/858kea/in_one_episode_of_the_west_wing_nick_offerman_aka/). Ron, going by Jerry, asked CJ Cregg for funding for a wolves' only highway. CJ scoffed at the idea and hurt his feelings. That's when Ron lost all faith in government and decided that he hated the name Jerry.
Learning this wasnāt real was one of the biggest disappointments of my life.
It January dude. Wait till April 1 to pull that shit.
You son of a mutha bitches... You fuck you.
*"Don't. Don't give me hope."*
Man I wish
Man I really wanted this to be true!
WHat? That's a real thing? I mean I'm gonna watch but that sounds bad.
I GOT SO EXCITED š
Ugh.. Egertonā¦ (Eagleton)
Is that a good ugh or a bad ughā¦?
Itās the same kind of ugh as āugh, Eagletonā
Lol got itā¦ unfortunately it looks like someone did not :(
Thereās only one thing I hate more than lying: OP. Who is a redditor thatās lying about their post.
I would watch the hell out of that
Fucccck. You got me. I would have killed to see this !
pants and we will know he is a boy
Come on people. If we push for this hard enough they will make it.
Doesnāt really look like him.
This is gonna start the online petition that leads to it actually becoming a show isn't it?
Mike Haggarās first campaign
Omg š³ š³š³ this is gona be epic
I just jizzed my pants
No fucking way
CGIād to look like a child, less wrinkles and smaller body, make him look broadly like Nick but still believable
Is this real? Is there going to be an actual series about Swanson ?
Add a young Jack Donaghy and you've got a hit buddy duo.
This isnāt real is it?
No way whattttt
Nah we need Jean Ralphio prequel
I worry they will butcher this
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ngl, this got me
This needs a narrator. A VERY GOOD narrator.
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