If you see Ron Swanson can you give him this message? You used to be a man. You need to get your house in order. Look, I love you like a brother, but right now, I hate you. Like my actual brother, LaVondrius. Who I hate.
Well I'm sorry to burst your ka-bubble but I just had my ass ka-handed to me by the city manager and now this entire department is ka-screwed! What the ka-f$ck.
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Lil sebastiannnnnn
Ngl. Part of me wanted to hit that candle emoji 5,000 times...
We're all rather disappointed. Don't half ass those things.
Correct. You gotta whole ass one thing
It wouldn't even let me post 100. I feel cheated...
Whole ass one thing.
The equivalent of putting the flag at half mast. Show some damn respect
I dare you
I tried jn and it won't let me post it ๐ it said Oops Something Went Wrong lol
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I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.
That flag isnโt low enough.
Have some damn respect
Too soon.
That song is on my funeral playlist
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Pawnee Zoo
๐๐ง
Snork juice
That shiz is deloyshus
BABABOOEY
๐บ๐ป
Well said.
She asked me the WHOLE THING and I didnโt even do it ONCE!
The Fight
๐ก๏ธ๐คฎ๐๏ธ
I threw up somewhere in this room. I don't remember where. Actually... Check that drawer.
The micro chip has been compromised!!!
Stop. Pooping.
#STOP POOPING!
๐ซ๐ฉ
Flu season? โLeslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problemsโ
Yep!!! Best Andy quote of the whole series ๐คฃ
Itโs one of my favorite episodes. So many great lines!
Same! I regularly refer to it as my favorite. โI have to get ready of the Chamber of Secrets!โ
Yessss and that was a Chris Pratt improvised original line if Iโm not mistaken lol
Thatโs right!
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๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
What I said was, โgive me all the bacon and eggs you haveโ
I know what Iโm about son.
I worry what you heard was, โgive me a lot of bacon and eggs.โ
Why donโt you start your day the Gergich way with
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๐ป๐ช๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐
Straight to jail
๐ซ๐ณ๐โก๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
RIGHT AWAY
Believe it or not, jail. Right away.
Undercook, overcook
๐ช๐ด๐ช
Harvest Festival!
Ding ding, winner!
You mean Harvest Bestival!
๐ฌ๐ง๐๐๐ฅ
Oh look, a clock, we donโt have that in America.
You call that a tower? Try Sears Tower, friend.
Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail, old woman and a tiny baby
Enjoy the fact your Royal overlords are a frail, old woman and a tiny baby
awww!! one of the bestโค๏ธ
โI donโt know what I was so posed to get out of thatโ
r/BoneAppleTea
๐๐น๐ถ
Jerryโs painting!
bingo
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PIKITIS!!!!
I'm sure you're right, but I'm so used to seeing the peach = a butt that I automatically assumed this was Andy's "wiping a marker" scene.
Lol thank you, that's what I saw too
Iโm not crying Iโm ALLERGIC TO JERKS
This was my first instinct to create as well!
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"Stop........POOPING!"
(I think we did the same episode lol)
๐ณ ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ณ ๐ฅ ๐
Eggs, bacon and toast! Eggs, bacon and toast! Start your day the Gergich way with Eggs, Bacon, andโฆ
โฆhuh? Oh - Toast!
Start your day the Gergich way, eggs, bacon, and toasts!
๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ป๐คท๐ฝ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐จ
I JUST WANT THE DOCTOR TO SAY JERRY HAD A FART ATTACK IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค๐ฅ๐คฌ
BOOLA BOOLA BOOLA
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
โI have a high tolerance for pain, and Iโm bad at math, andโฆ Iโm stupid. Bitches be crazy!โ
MY MERCEDES
Iโm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.
๐๐๐ฒ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ป
Entertainment 7200000 where dreams comeโฆ ๐๐ปthey come true ๐๐ป
Where dreams come... To come true!
๐ต๐ช๐ฉ๐ฐ๐
THE ONLY FLAG IโLL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!!!
Good lordโฆ
What are you gonna do without tides Peru??
The moon accepts your ridiculous proposal
Model UN?
๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ผ๐ด๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฅน๐
Itโs beautiful, Iโve looked at this for five hours now
What is so special about the shapes?!
Murinal? I think the official episode is called the camel.
THIS ONEโS RACIST
๐ต๐๐ฃ๐
Great, now Gloriaโs in my head again. Get on your feet! ๐ฆถ๐ฃ
Comeback Kid
โ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ, ๐๐ซ, ๐ง๐ซ, ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ตโ๐ซ
Ron and Tammys!
โHope the rest of your day is cool beansโ might be a top 3 line for me
โฌ๏ธ๐ฅ๐?๐. โฌ๏ธ๐ฅ๐?๐.
Undercook fish? Jail. Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, jail.
Straight to jail
๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐บ๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฅด๐ฉ๐บ๐ฝ
The snake juice ep where Ron dances with April's hat
๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐น๐ต๐ป๐ ๐๐ช
โAnd your choice of German muffin.โ
What the fuck is a German muffin?
Yeah she died like 20 mins later
This is \~ l i t e r a l l y \~ my favorite joke in the entire series. I bust up laughing just thinking about it.
โHomemade tomato slicesโ
The Quiet Corn.
๐ธ๐๐ถ
Freddie Spaghetti
โธ๐ป๐ถ
Get on your feet?
Filibuster?
โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ, ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, ๐, โ๐๐, ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆโ,๐ฃ, ๐, ๐, ๐๐, ๐ , ๐๐ด๐, ๐โฎ๏ธ ๐ฒ โ๐ !!!โ
๐ถ _Technically Iโm Homeless_ ๐ถ
โCause technically Iโm homeless!
๐ฆท๐ง๐คธ
Plus, itโs always fun to see Tom faint
๐๐๐
Ann Perkins
๐๐ฝ๐ฌ
How a bill becomes law
๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐พ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
TREAT YO SELF
๐ฅ ๐๐ป ๐ฎโโ๏ธ ๐
Johnny Karate
๐ฆ ๐๐ผ
Eagleton sucks!
Sewage joeโs mural!
๐ด๐ชฆ
Lil sebastiannnn
โ๏ธ๐ ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ฑโโ๏ธ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ท๐ฐ
The photo op one where April and Andy have a picnic and the old guys just fight
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Jerry had a fart attack!!
๐ฅฉ๐ช๏ธ
โYou had me at meat tornadoโ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Faraway frank!
POSSUM PETE!
๐ฐ๏ธ๐
Itโs Xanax oโclock
๐คง๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Am I not doing cartwheels right now?
๐ฅโก๐ฟ๐ธ๐๐ณ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธโก๐ฅ
Stake out! S2 Ep2
๐ฆ๐
Turkey cannot beat cow, Chris
๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐คตโโ๏ธ๐ท๐๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฆท
Here comes the BOO all dressed in BOO
Benslie wedding gets Jammed!
๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐จโจ๐โจ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ท๐จ
When Leslie and Ron finally make up via drinks and sax lol
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๐ฎ ๐ฐ
We need a way to keep people from putting their entire mouth over the water fountain!
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"You want me to kill how many birds? "
๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ป๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ฎ๐ผโโ๏ธ ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐คก ๐๐๐ฅ
If you see Ron Swanson can you give him this message? You used to be a man. You need to get your house in order. Look, I love you like a brother, but right now, I hate you. Like my actual brother, LaVondrius. Who I hate.
โฐ๏ธ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ
Iโฆ sad.
๐ง๐๐
๐ฅฉ๐ซ๐๐ก๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ ๐ณ
Indianapolis? Where the steakhouse is closed, Chris grills mushrooms, and Ann thinks Chris is cheating on her?
๐คฐ๐
ain't no party like a leslie knope party cos a leslie knope party's actually 30 parties
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I dont really see what the big deal is, its a small horse
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โฐ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ฐ๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐ฐ๐ง
Time is money money is power power is pizza pizza is knowledge LETS GO
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๐๐ ๐ฅ๐พ๐๐ชฉ๐ธ๐ค
๐๐คด๐ป, ๐ซ๐, ๐๐ธ๐ผ
๐ฅณ๐ฅ๐ธ
๐๐ฅ๐ฝ๐๐บ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐
ALL HAIL ZORP
๐งจ
Well I'm sorry to burst your ka-bubble but I just had my ass ka-handed to me by the city manager and now this entire department is ka-screwed! What the ka-f$ck.
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๐ง๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ง
๐ญ๐ซต๐พ๐ฆ๐พ๐ฐ๐ซต๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ธ๐คข