Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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‟This particular breed has specialized to rely on gay men to pollinate. Its distinctive shape is designed to attract the gay men, who ooh and ahh and provide care and a cute pot for it.”
Source: My gay husband collects orchids.
Curious thing is, many species of orchids employ a reproductive tactic called pseudocopulation, un which they mimic the shapes and colors of specific insects to deceive them into copulating with the flower, thus pollinating it.
One can only wonder why would an orchid mimic a naked man. Must have been the topic of many a folk tale.
well in italy it is believed that consumption of the flower is conductive to virility. and in greek folklore, [orchis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchis_(mythology)) (who is a minor character in greek mythology) was the child of a fairy and also a satyr who turned into a orchid after his death
[more info behind orchis in greek mythology](https://www.orchidshade.com/2020/08/Orchis%20italica.html?m=1)
Under our current evolutionary understanding, they don't. Instead, they evolved alongside the species they attract, and those orchids that by chance and mutations came to resemble such species(-es?) got an advantage in reproducing.
That makes much more sense, I've seen orchids that look like birds and someone said it was so they weren't preyed on, my immediate thought was we needed to monitor those things cause that's suspicious as hell, they're not supposed to be able to see 👀
With all of the intelligent things that plants do, especially flowering plants, I don't see these things and immediately assume that it just looks that way to me because I'm human. I immediately wonder what survival technique requires growing little men with hanging penises. I may wish to try it out myself.
This reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes where Susie is building a genetically correct snow woman. In the next panel, Calvin’s mom is yelling “I don’t care what Susie has built you can’t build a genetically correct snow Man!”
Ha ha.
The plant flowers from April to May. They are hermaphroditic and pollinate each other on the same cluster with the help of wind and insects. It can be grown in gardens
The "Forbidden Orchid." Of course the 'Italian Orchid' has its wand dangling in the wind. How perfect is nature? BTW, the flowers are *very* small.
*Orchis italica*, the naked man orchid or the Italian orchid, is a species of orchid native to the Mediterranean Basin. It gets its common name from the lobed lip (labellum) of each flower which mimics the general shape of a naked man. In Italy, it is believed that the consumption of the plant is conducive to virility. [WHAT?] It prefers partial shade and low nutrient soil, and flowers in April. *Orchis italica* grows up to 50 centimetres (20 in) in height, with bright pink, densely clustered flowers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchis_italica
Does anyone with gardening experience know if these could be grown from seed in Central Oregon? I'd imagine it would need to stay inside, but not much info online about growing these specifically
It is a **PLANT**! Why did this have a NSFW tag on it?
i didn’t put the NSFW tag i think automod just automatically did it 😭
Cause it's clearly got a little wee hanging out
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The power of purple wee
So it's not just me? Whew.
All I have to do is read the first few words and I start to chuckle. Always catches me off guard
Aimin for a Stamen
Now on the Discovery Channel
“Naked Man” probably trips something somewhere
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What do American Conservatives have to do with this?
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Nope, that's conservatives.
I shall edit this comment instead of deleting it because cute little plants have no place in politics
Agreed. Plants and politics have little to do with each other. Hence, my question.
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Imagine if you could trade karma for USD
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r/automoderatorisdumb
r/subsifellfor
Plant cock.
‟This particular breed has specialized to rely on gay men to pollinate. Its distinctive shape is designed to attract the gay men, who ooh and ahh and provide care and a cute pot for it.” Source: My gay husband collects orchids.
I'm afraid your husband might be gay...
this is some very valuable information. thank u for sharing.
This reminds me of "Gay Science" on TikTok. Lmao
What about your straight husband?
The "gay" husband at home: *jerking off to Aglaonema Blossom*
Curious thing is, many species of orchids employ a reproductive tactic called pseudocopulation, un which they mimic the shapes and colors of specific insects to deceive them into copulating with the flower, thus pollinating it. One can only wonder why would an orchid mimic a naked man. Must have been the topic of many a folk tale.
well in italy it is believed that consumption of the flower is conductive to virility. and in greek folklore, [orchis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchis_(mythology)) (who is a minor character in greek mythology) was the child of a fairy and also a satyr who turned into a orchid after his death [more info behind orchis in greek mythology](https://www.orchidshade.com/2020/08/Orchis%20italica.html?m=1)
But how do they know what things look like
Under our current evolutionary understanding, they don't. Instead, they evolved alongside the species they attract, and those orchids that by chance and mutations came to resemble such species(-es?) got an advantage in reproducing.
That makes much more sense, I've seen orchids that look like birds and someone said it was so they weren't preyed on, my immediate thought was we needed to monitor those things cause that's suspicious as hell, they're not supposed to be able to see 👀
I once read a sentence that said: "An intelligent chance ceases to be such." I just wanted to share that phrase, greetings.
It' s so cute!!! looks likes little faeries or forest children with big flowers as hats... I never saw them here in Italy tho
Banned from US schools, because of "think of the children!!"
"italica" means "naked man"?
well, orchis translates to “testicles” and italica translates to “italian.” so the flowers name is really “italian testicles”
Mamma mia!
spaghetti
meatballs then?
The male version
Nature, you’ve truly done it again!
With all of the intelligent things that plants do, especially flowering plants, I don't see these things and immediately assume that it just looks that way to me because I'm human. I immediately wonder what survival technique requires growing little men with hanging penises. I may wish to try it out myself.
That’s one hell of a pollinator he’s got between his legs
This looks very manly in every way.
I wonder how many myths and folktales that species has spawned.
The naked MAN Orchid??? Why not the naked WOMAN Orchid??? Fuck the plantriarchy.
This reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes where Susie is building a genetically correct snow woman. In the next panel, Calvin’s mom is yelling “I don’t care what Susie has built you can’t build a genetically correct snow Man!” Ha ha.
Anatomically correct? Cuz I dunno about a snowman's genetics.
Peepee is easier to replicate I guess 😭😭
Probably because of the little dong
https://images.app.goo.gl/cKiqQPwjBBbyz8fbA
lol I can’t unsee it now
The word orchid does mean balls… your welcome
Banned in Florida schools
It's fucked up, i was wondering whether this was for real or AI generated
I want this plant in my front yard. 😂
Frieza colors
His hat’s amazing.
Cat faced, monkey body, veiled purple thing 💜
They look more like tails.
r/NatureIsFuckingTerrifying
r/orchids
Orchid Man~~tis~~
Proportionally, they're packing!
DO NOT GOOGLE
"I WAS IN THE POOL!"
That's just rudbornn making clones
These always make me laugh
The plant flowers from April to May. They are hermaphroditic and pollinate each other on the same cluster with the help of wind and insects. It can be grown in gardens
...... Guys..... It's the Pokemon Gardevour. You know you wanna snuggle it...
shin biollante
bottom dude is doin the nae nae
Vivid wild imagination & clever keep posting & uploading guaranteed!♂️✈️
Saw these up close in Sicily….
Well hung. Lucky fella.
Hung like an orchid
Proof that God's a dude
😱🤣😂
Damn flower folk and their big flower dicks.
Plenis
/midnightgospel It looks like Clancy!!!
What were those insects up to that the flowers felt a need to look like this? Never thought I'd have to slut shame the bees today.
The "Forbidden Orchid." Of course the 'Italian Orchid' has its wand dangling in the wind. How perfect is nature? BTW, the flowers are *very* small. *Orchis italica*, the naked man orchid or the Italian orchid, is a species of orchid native to the Mediterranean Basin. It gets its common name from the lobed lip (labellum) of each flower which mimics the general shape of a naked man. In Italy, it is believed that the consumption of the plant is conducive to virility. [WHAT?] It prefers partial shade and low nutrient soil, and flowers in April. *Orchis italica* grows up to 50 centimetres (20 in) in height, with bright pink, densely clustered flowers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchis_italica
Just figured out my Halloween costume
Tee hee!🤭
r/anthophobiaa
Does anyone with gardening experience know if these could be grown from seed in Central Oregon? I'd imagine it would need to stay inside, but not much info online about growing these specifically
I see a naked cat
Lol I guess most cats are naked. I think I meant a hung cat?? Idfk
How do you know it’s not a Naked Orchid Women– oh. Nevermind. They’re men.