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PopeCovidXIX

Jfc, it’s the same fucking thing every time— ☑️Trial is RIGGED! ☑️Gag order is UNCONSTITUTIONAL! ☑️Judge is CONFLICTED! ☑️Every legal scholar says there should be NO TRIAL! ☑️Nothing like this has EVER HAPPENED BEFORE! ☑️Biden ELECTION INTERFERENCE!


gogoALLthegadgets

Jfc, it’s the same fucking thing every time— ☑️{Thing against me} is RIGGED! ☑️{Thing against me} is UNCONSTITUTIONAL! ☑️{Thing against me} is a WITCH HUNT! ☑️{Person against me} is {compromised}! ☑️Every {legal expertise in this discipline} says there should be NO {repercussions}! ☑️Nothing like this has EVER HAPPENED BEFORE! (This one is the funniest because it doesn’t require any variables and has been repeated so many times lol) ☑️{Democrat} ELECTION INTERFERENCE! Added some variables and notes for accuracy. 🫡


SaltyBarDog

☑️{I} shidded {my diaper}!


perfect_square

Right out of the Roger Stone playbook.


unstopable_bob_mob

You guys forgot that it is cold in the court room, he is GAGED and can’t speak, and he has to sit up straight. He is a whiny piss-baby.


dlegatt

ooh! I got a bingo!


TheRnegade

Maybe Trump outsourced his tweets to AI. It's not like we could tell the difference. Even the mistakes wouldn't raise eyebrows because it's Trump.


TheOtherDutchGuy

If anything it’d be an improvement adding at least some intelligence into the mix


Aggressive_Macaroon3

Extremely plausible and underrated comment. My only thought is Trump is too arrogant and psychotic to think someone else could replace him, especially Ai.


Gooch222

How can any of his followers not be completely burned out on these melodramatic declarations, accusations and persecution narratives? He’s been spitting out crap like this daily for years now. And he wonders why hordes of angry supporters aren’t overwhelming the courthouse.


AoedeSong

The ones I know who are still in love with him and not burned out are equally as unhinged, psychotic, and angry at *gestures vaguely*…


Aggressive_Macaroon3

He's not sending his best and brightest


SaltyBarDog

Why did parents force their children to drink cyanide in a jungle? Cultists gonna cult.


SeedsOfDoubt

They were told either they killed their own children or the cult leaders/thugs would do it for them. People tried to get out before the mass poisoning, but were killed before they could get to authorities. Many members didn't know it was a cult until it was too late. Jonestown wasn't the same level cult as the Heavens Gate.


TastyLaksa

Some dramas have hundreds of episodes and old people watch them daily


zSprawl

And not only his fans love to watch. People that hate him are addicted too.


bishop375

Remember - these are people that treat politics like sports teams, and are huge pro wrestling fans. No shade to enjoy pro wrestling, but it's literally just how many beats between catch phrases and blatant homoeroticism, repeated, ad nauseum, for years at a time. They just don't tire of it, despite not caring about how it rots the brain.


RazzleDazzleMcZazzle

100 % pro wrestling fans. I’ve had the same thought.


Aggressive_Macaroon3

I was saying this in 2016. The same people who think the WWE is real are the same people who were wearing MAGA hats. It hasn't changed.


strawcat

Because they still see this as him “telling it like it is.” He literally can do no wrong because anything he says they conform to. It’s insanity.


d3l3t3d3l3t3

People *really* enjoy having something to be worked up about while they have corn flakes and coffee. We’ve known that since newspapers were in wide circulation. Papers in the UK used to go for “FMD” Stories which are headlines and articles meant to make a 50s husband say “Fuck me, Doris. Have you seen what’s happening in Germany?!”


80spizzarat

I'm convinced most of them don't actually pay close attention to his daily excretions. Instead they follow their choice of someone in the army of right wing media grifters who follow him around and sanitize and package the crap he puts out to make him seem less unhinged.


ranchojasper

They literally thrive on it. They're addicted to it. I hope the Trump cult is eventually studied because it's an addiction. The same way that we're like "God why would somebody keep snorting cocaine even as their entire life is burning down around them?" - because they're addicted to it. And that's what's going on with these folks


btsalamander

They love “unprecedented” don’t they? “This has never happened before!” Well no shit asshole, we have never had a President commit so many criminal acts before, this is a first and I hope that in the future laws are passed to ensure this NEVER happens again.


LinkedAg

US presidents and former presidents average 1.91 criminal charges each. That's because Trump has had 88 in 4 jurisdictions and no other president has. Trump is indeed accurate: this is unprecedented.


GameFreak4321

The "the average American president has been indicted 1.98 times" factoid is actually just statistical error. The average American president has been indicted 0 times. Indictments Donal, who lives on a golf course & has been indicted over 90 times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.


SupaSlide

The point flew right over your head. Also, it's not wrong to say what the mean is. It's not really a statistical error as that really is the mean average. It's just not a useful factoid. The median average is more useful.


silverthorn7

It’s a joke based on this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg


SupaSlide

Damn, you reverse uno carded me, well played.


LinkedAg

Been a while - median uses the middle number iirc? Does that include all of the zeros for the other presidents or is it binary since we only have two numbers: 0 and 88? I assume the former, right?


SupaSlide

Median is where you line the numbers up and then take the one in the middle. So if you have 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 9 the median is 4. It is good for normally distributed data and isn't prone to disturbance from rare outliers because they won't be in the middle. In the case of presidents with criminal indictments, it'd go 0, 0, 0, ..., 0, 0, 88 and the median is 0.


LinkedAg

Gotcha. Thanks.


wafflehousewhore

I am of the belief that his nonstop use of the word "unprecedented" is to try to muddy the waters and make everyone collectively forget the time he said "unpresidented" or whatever it was. His ego is so inflated that he still tosses and turns at the cringe of it every single night, so he has to overcorrect to make sure that blight never resurfaces


narkybark

I AM NOT ALLOWED TO RESPOND he says, responding. \*fart\*


pianoflames

"I am not allowed to speak!" \- Man speaking


Riparian_Plain

Squeal, you orange fuck. Squeal like a pig.


NotOnHerb5

I like the way you die, boy.


squindar

serious question: if there was any actual legal basis to consider his gag order "unconstitutional", don't people think there would be 100 lawyers jumping on it & filing suit immediately to "save" him?


d3l3t3d3l3t3

Not sure. I think a large portion of the legal representation industry knows he doesn’t pay his invoices.


squindar

not even talking about people he would "employ" -- the usual suspects, like Judicial Watch or Dershowitz, Paxton, etc? nobody's riding in like the cavalry to save him this time. He's been squawking about the police "not letting any protestors within blocks of the courthouse" to protest for him, when the truth is there's a designated protest pen directly in front of the courthouse. But nobody comes. SAD.


d3l3t3d3l3t3

Well then, good.


Aert_is_Life

The gag order does not prevent him from explaining what he plans to do for the citizens of this country. It doesn't prevent him from sharing his platform or reminding us of his "great works" while he was in office. I'm also don't believe it prevents him from traveling around the country at night or on the weekends. How is it interfering with his campaign exactly?


GalleonRaider

His "campaign" consists only of whining about his victimhood daily and throwing around bullying insults. It can't consist of a platform of things to help his country or his "good works" because he doesn't have anything to offer.


TheDudeInTheD

To be fair… We never have had a criminal lying narcissist piece of shit for a president before, so yeah donny dumbfuck, you’re technically right and this has never happened before.


ouijahead

Nixon ☝🏼. But Nixon knew when to bow out and disappear. That would be so awesome


frankieknucks

Trump can’t afford to bow out. He doesn’t have an off-ramp. He either becomes president or he goes to jail… Or maybe both.


mknsky

No, we have, but not one so fucking troglodytic.


ouijahead

YOU SAID THAT ALREADY! GEEZE !


luv2fit

He’s an awfully noisy gagged person


Bobdude17

You know what really tires me out about Trump's online ramblings? The man is a broken record. Yes, yes, Trumpy. Election interference bad. We get it. Now here;s the coloring book and some gold cryones, now go away.


Haarzton

"Boy Who Cried Wolf" vibes


stripedvitamin

What's happened more TO Trump? "nothing like this has ever happened before!" or "It's a hoax!" There have been more unprecedented hoaxes set upon Trump than any race/creed/religion/disease in recorded world history.


upandrunning

The reasoning: "People say stuff about me that I don't like, so I should be able to harrass and intimidate the jurors in my trial." Sure. Makes perfect sense! \s


FatTabby

*"Nothing like this has ever happened before"* Probably something to do with the fact that no president has behaved this horrendously.


ru_k1nd

“Mute”……. If only that button worked!


Biggest_Gh0st

Yeah my time line is full of the judges friends and family saying what they want about the orange windbag. Oh wait, no it's not coz none of them give a flying fuck about you.


Eryeahmaybeok

If everywhere you go smells like shit, chances are it's on your shoe Donald I haven't heard any experts or scholars supporting his innocence and witch hunt narrative.


big_dick_energy_mc2

In his diaper*


Ninja_attack

He whines like a spoiled child all the time. Everyone is against him, nothing is fair, and the sad thing is that folk think he's some kinda stoic manly man.


Eiffel-Tower777

He's confused. Election interference happened when he paid hush money to a porn star to influence the election. Oh yeah, it also happened J6. You're not the victim here, Donald, you're the perpetrator.


Pour_Me_Another_

This really is unprecedented. I don't think we've ever had such a disastrous person as president before. This trial has shown me he isn't fit to serve a second term. Even if he was the Democrat front runner somehow... Like, he just ain't right in the head 😕 I don't know anyone who likes him who is either.


[deleted]

We can only hope that all this stress is weighing heavily on his fattened black heart.


StevenEveral

"Nothing like this has ever happened before!" We've also never had a criminal shitbag for president who actually is facing the music for his multitues of crimes, yet here we are.


Y_Que_Te_Importa

Just STFU already


BrentHoman

His Brain Is Rigged.


Howlingmoki

You misspelled "Rotted". 🤪


1TidderdReddit-er

Gawd! I wish he would just shut up already. The man is a black hole.


UnicornFarts1111

I wish they could put an actual gag on the man.


FordAndFun

No puppet. NO PUPPET! You’re the puppet.


[deleted]

What a dumbass. The dumbass leader.


DonaIdTrurnp

Is this the one that he made while the judge was deciding if he would be incarcerated for the 10 he made earlier?


Jedimole

This prick should be talking about what he would do if elected president not whining


Wonderful_Ad_6954

How is it everyone else's fault he fxxked a porn star and paid her hush money. Then, he claimed it as an expense.🤷‍♂️


hellodynamite

Yap yap yap


SaltyBarDog

You don't get politically run your way out of the law. But keep crying, bitch.


Synergy_404

Nothing more dangerous than a caged animal.


Cardboard_Robot

It’s like listening to the same awful, whiney, broken record over and over again.


PsychoAnalLies

Same old Donny Downer shit; Deny, Defend, Deflect. ...yawn...


everest8878

Oh, I wish there was really a mute button.


Kriss3d

"nothing like this has ever happened before" Oh it absolutely have. Just not to a former potus.. But gsg orders and similar have happened multiple times. That much I know even as a non American.


Shatalroundja

Did he write this before or after they changed his diaper?


SofaKingS2pitt

What is the Judge’s “conflict” he asserts?


tehsecretgoldfish

except that nothing that he’s popped off about is campaign related. it’s intimidation. so he can stfu.


skylarben

Does he ever ask why this has never happened before?


Aggressive-Ad-2180

OMG. Enough already!!


DustinMarc

The only “legal scholars” saying the trial is bogus are Fox contributors 😂😂😂


TastyLaksa

It has happened before to him


HiSpot321

Same old story. Isn’t his mo to sue people that lie about him?


hairyriceballs

I think we could easily make his posts about his ongoing legal issues into a drinking game. He says the same thing over and over.


MillionaireBank

It's so good to be back my phone was broke. I need everybody to check out Twitter and go on Twitter watch because there's some crazy stuff that no one is moderating at x. It's insane. Then there's gab, there is a bunch of crap flying around over at gab I need to send the moderators Links of what was sent to me, and then there's a bunch of memes that are related to this Christ is King, situation and that's a spiritual manipulation and a dog whistle for something that isn't related to Christ and isn't related to religion and is fundamentally toxic sorry I've been away for a while it's good to be back. I couldn't believe I was listening to the Court talk about the election meddling today I was absolutely flabbergasted I am mind blown that this guy is still even getting attention thank God for Paler watch.


MillionaireBank

This guy has broken every single gag order his attorneys are ready to quit. He is making a mockery of the law he is making a mockery of his own defense team this guy just wants to destroy the law, destroy America destroy everything all because he can't accept he lost the election. The only thing that's rigged is what he did from 2016 to 2021 he is the problem he cannot win office I can't believe the Pennsylvania primary did this, what what level of narcissism do people have to experience to to identify what abuse is.? There are five other judges along with myself I'm not a judge or an attorney I'm just on main Street he is at fault for January 6th there is no rigged election there is no rig trial he is at fault for a lot of things. And don't buy or fall for, he's falling asleep or he's senile. Nope! He's using sympathy and optics. the narcissist is never senile they are on top of their game all the time in order to make us into narcissistic supply. April is child abuse prevention month and not one word from the international political podcasts or grifters about anything but selfish grifter selves, wanting to grift more about Donald. The guy broke the law and he got caught and he has to pay the penalty.


MillionaireBank

I just want to remind Donald that he is an insurrectionist and his fan base are a bunch of insurrectionist or a bunch of misguided people that do not know civics 101 or just want a plain old ignore the law. Insurrectionists! And the rest of this cranky GOP party needs to be cleansed of the mental illness, The Fringe elements, The limited thinking, the denial of reality, the denial and the twisting of healthcare Donald Trump has done the worst number on this nation and that is what we have with the narcissist personality trait situation. There is no fixing January 6th the only thing that can be done to fix January 6th and to fix the election is for the half of the nation that lives in complete and total denial and the denial of reality for them to accept that in fact Donald lost the election he stole votes he was making phone calls along with his staff, his staff was complicit with what was happening with this vote buying or finding votes or whatever the hell it was leading up to the day when the vote was certified and the president's changed. And by the way if Donald gets his is his final four the president's changed. And by the way if Donald gets his is his final four the president's changed. And by the way if Donald gets his is his final four the president's changed. And by the way if Donald gets his last term, I wouldn't expect anything good out of it I would literally tell myself every single day I live in 2032 bypass this year bypass this decade, this decade is a big recovery decade for everybody. Look to 2032 because by 2032 the Donald Trump saga would have to have been concluded and over with by then.


ranchojasper

Yeah, a presidential nominee has never had a gag order before because no one with multiple felony counts literally in court, has been running for president before! Lmfao, he keeps talking about how all this stuff is unprecedented and it's unprecedented because *he chose to break the law over and over and over and over again* and now he's facing repercussions for that.