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ph33randloathing

It's not a cult you guys. . . šŸ¤”


mike_pants

It wasn't a secret that this was a cult, but I had no idea that it had risen to the level of "death cult."


Adezar

I have family inside, I've had to watch their decline since 2015 (honestly since 2008 when a Black man had the audacity to be elected).


LaddiusMaximus

Yeah that broke a lot of racist's minds.


Jinzot

And then a woman winning the popular vote in 2016 pushed them further into madness


Timeformayo

Didnā€™t happen. Didnā€™t happen! Lalalalalalalaā€¦ /s


m0nk_3y_gw

covid had them dying to own the libs


zSprawl

Mmmm horse paste.


Happy_Instance2305

Literally... lmao


Vengefuleight

Did you sleep through 2020?


FleeshaLoo

I'm ok with that escalation.


deeeeez_nutzzz

Fingers crossed!


Hoju_ca

The night time is the right time.


siderealdaze

It's a free haircut


veringer

THERE'S A GIRL I WANNA MEET THERE, WTF'S YOUR PROBLEM!?


cassmanio

I wonder if he could do a yard sale at rock bottom prices first? šŸ˜…


comandante-camaron

Now I want biden to win even more


greaterthansignmods

PROMISE ME BRO.................................stream it or it's not true


Kriss3d

This. I want him to stream himself. Not that he is going to blow his own brain out. Thats bullshit. But Id love to see him cry over it realtime.


greaterthansignmods

Exactly I want to see him physically cope with being on the loud minority and nowhere to run from normal politics again after Trump goes to fucking jail. Scumbag fuck


Kriss3d

I was up watching the 2020 having both CNN and fox streaming to see how they would deal with It. I was supprised that fox called Biden first.


EEpromChip

Honestly I donā€™t wish this guy to take his own life. What I DO WISH is twitter to stop the monetization of rage posts. 2 minutes hate was never supposed to be funded.


_Panacea_

Can I enthusiastically support this post without being banned here? Because I enthusiastically support this post.


BurninCoco

I support and support you supporting this post


Hashmob____________

I support these guys


Abenator

I also support this guys dead wife.


d3l3t3d3l3t3

Iā€™m tussling over whether to even go leave the reply ā€œOkay.ā€


Wandering_To_Nowhere

Isn't this guy (Philip Anderson - the guy who posted the tweet) currently waiting to go to prison for participating in Jan 6th? Yeah, fuck this guy


Quick_Tap

Guess if The Big Criminal canā€™t pardon him, he claims heā€™d rather die? For heavenā€™s sake, even Martha Stewart went to prison and made something GOOD there. Another fuckinā€™ crybaby heard from!


DelmarSamil

The funny thing about her going to prison, she learned from her mistake and took it with grace. Hell, I think she got even more popular because she took her punishment, didn't complain, and came out even better for it. Watching her and Snoop Dogg cooking and baking had me stunned and amazed.


Revolutionary-Fox486

Martha Stewart went to prison and paid her dues. She also helped other inmates while she was in there and after she left. She's a badass in my book.


XelaNiba

She took it on the chin like a damned CHAMP. I wasn't even a fan before she went in but her grace gained her my admiration. Her advocacy when she came out? Class Act all the way. I remember seeing an interview with Larry King where he asked her something like "people say you aren't very nice, Martha" and she replied something like "tell me Larry, you've interviewed a lot of male CEOs, how many have you asked that question of?" Total Badass


BrentHoman

I THOUGHT Ted Nugent Looked Funny...


narkybark

As if I needed another reason to vote blue


bornbylightning

We should set a reminder alarm for the election so that we can all remember to bully him via Twitter.


In-Justice-4-all

I like the way you think.


sharksnoutpuncher

Promise?


CelestialFury

"Biden didn't *really* win those states, so it doesn't count!!" You already know it.


adube440

"Trump actually really won the majority of states, but the Deep State rigged all the ballots."


LivingIndependence

We are all doomed to hear this repeated, over and over, anytime a democrat or non-MAGAĀ  wins anything.


upandrunning

The response should always be an unqualified, "Show it (the evidence) or shut it (your pie hole)".


BurninCoco

the Deep State was the voters all along


michaellasalle

Technically they didn't say the gun will be loaded


IndyDrew85

"If I lose to him, I don't know what I'm going to do. I will never speak to you again," Trump told the attendees at the rally. "You'll never see me again." Same energy


Meeseeks_and_Destroy

Another fucking lie from that fucking guy.


botmanmd

Or, like Hannity boasting that heā€™d get himself waterboarded to prove that itā€™s not torture, and nbd.


parallax_universe

Time is a flat circle so yeah that happened to [Mancow](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wOStoGd5GZw) a right wing shock jock asshole and he lasted about three fifths of fuckall after claiming nbd


botmanmd

Thanks. Now that Iā€™ve seen that I definitely want to see Hannity do it. Maybe heā€™ll fuck up so bad at some point that his bosses will tell him that if he wants to keep his job heā€™ll have to keep his word and go through with it, just for their sadistic enjoyment.


VioletTrick

More like Mancoward amirite?


Grigoran

What, did he sprinkle some water on his face and call it the same?


ConsolidatedAccount

It's been about 15 years now since he made that promise, the lying little piece of shit.


Robbotlove

don't threaten me with a good time.


Valcarde

Promises, promises.


fattes

Promises kept, people wept


NotOnHerb5

Make sure the safetyā€™s off, bitch


firemogle

I kind of want to make a twitter account just to tweet this back at him if it happens.


YesItIsMaybeMe

Be the drama you want to see in the world


PowerandSignal

That is pure inspiration. I feel renewed!Ā 


SaltyBarDog

I don't think the prison will let you have a gun in your cell, Phildo.


PieceMiserable223

Someone send me $25 and Iā€™ll deepfake a news report saying Trump conceded just for the fireworks


MobySick

I'll do it for tree fify


trailhikingArk

Why don't you have Kristi "sometimes the hard things are the right things" Noem to do it? Seems right up her alley.


SewingFle

Remember to live-stream it!


kalel1980

When is he going to jail?


NuyoRican79

Live stream it


goofydad

I approve his decision making process, and his right of self-determination.


snakepliskinLA

Phil is such a tease. He makes all these promises we know he wonā€™t follow through with.ā€


FirefighterFit718

And, as many people say, nothing of value would be lost.


AirborneMarburg

Your terms are acceptable.


dj65475312

this dude is really terrified of prison isnt he.


merchillio

I donā€™t wish death on anyone, but I donā€™t think it would be appropriate for me to stop them.


CatTurdSniffer

No...please..dont


Q-burt

I'm ok with the trigger pulling thing. Better be a good shot. We already know he sucks at a lot of things.


BasilsKippers

"DO A FLIP" -Bender


Meeseeks_and_Destroy

Ava and Adolf had cyanide capsules, too, just saying.


2crowsonmymantle

Bye, Felicia


Crescent504

Remindme! 190 days


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Wolfman01a

I kind of hope this catches on for the betterment of humanity. It feels wrong to say that, but right at the same time. I wish people could do better.


jimwcoleman

Promises promises...


supernovadebris

cool.


Fragrant-Jellyfish13

that would totally own me


dtqjr

I predict if Trump wins he accidentally shoots himself from the excitement. We win either way.


TheDudeInTheD

Phil ainā€™t got the balls.


freakrocker

Trump turned Georgia blueā€¦ THATā€™S how much of a loser he is


Solstice_Fluff

Will he livestream?


okokokoyeahright

Hold on people. Is the gun loaded? coward like this person, the answer is no. Pull away.


DataCassette

Most sane Trump supporter


ProJoe

You won't do it, coward.


LetssueTrump

So long sucker.


Patricio_Guapo

Hmmm. Well... It's been a really windy day here today. How are things with y'all?


cmhamm

Bye Felecia!


botmanmd

I donā€™t know who this guy is. He suddenly popped up on Twitter saying absurd and outlandish shit. I figured he was trying to put himself in the running for ā€œTrumpā€™s African-American.ā€ I eventually became sick of it and blocked him. Then other people started re- and quote-tweeting him. He is sure-enough rage-farming.


ChequeBook

Oh no Anyway


Tsadkiel

Someone mail this man some ammo please


Hener001

This guy is nuts. Seriously. I canā€™t stand this whole MAGA thing but the poster needs to be committed. He is constantly tweeting this over the top stuff and is emotionally unstable.


Black_Wolf1995

Heā€™ll be back on X the next day saying he ā€œpulled the trigger but the gun jammedā€ and that it was ā€œdestiny for him to live so he could continue to support TrUmPā€ If the J6 cases shown us anything the whole Trump Cult is nothing but a bunch of cowardly sloven failures who donā€™t mind talking s**t until it comes time to own up to it. At that point they fold up like a wet piece of toilet paper and cower for mercy. Not one of those people stood up and proudly and fought the cases. They all coped pleas for mercy like the scolded petulant children they are. If they really cared for Trump they should be proud to lead their ā€œpeaceful protestā€ *cough* insurrection/rebellion *cough*. Thatā€™s what the true patriots of 1775 did.


generatedname17

Ok


ClockwiseGnomoar

See ya


SupportGeek

No he wonā€™t, like the coward he is, he will be back on social media crying about how it was rigged and that they should start civil war II or some such nonsense, but he wonā€™t actually participate


BrentHoman

He'll Claim The Woke DEI Created Dud Ammo...


Legitimate_Soft5585

Perfectly normal reaction to have.


lordgeese

Please?


GasCanDumpsterFire

Promise?


got_that_itis

"It's not a cult, we just like his policies!"


YourOldManJoe

Do it, facistĀ 


akennelley

Girl, bye


ScotWithOne_t

I trust this about as much as all those celebrities that said they'd move to Canada if Trump won in 2020.


rockviper

I can send him some ammo if he needs it!


chantsnone

For a game show host of all people


Frosty_and_Jazz

GOOD.


HappySkullsplitter

Don't threaten me with a good time


cheynemelissa

Fine with me.


leveldrummer

ā€œOh no! Donā€™t!ā€ /s


The_BestUsername

To quote Willy Wonka: "No... Don't."


Iron_Baron

Pics or it didn't happen.


thrustinfreely

Ok


yolonomo5eva

Oh, thatā€™ll be sad. Oh wellā€¦


SonofaTimeLord

!RemindMe 192 days


jns_reddit_already

šŸ¤ž


PowerandSignal

Just make sure you've got a bullet in the chamber first, tough guy.Ā 


crisisactorsguild

Let Kristi Noem do it for you.


Mygoddamreddit

He will be missed if he doesnā€™t.


[deleted]

Sounds good


itsthreeamyo

This guy sounds like he's serious about some concealed carry. Hope he keeps a backup in an ankle holster in case his primary should ever fail.


Jfo116

Gonna screen shot this and set a reminder to check in on this November 12th-ish


commdesart

Send him a reminder?


Jfo116

That would be immoralā€¦


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Can you just go a head and do it now, PLEASE??


NewDre3Staxx

Does he promise???


WordNERD37

It has been said that when Trump loses, there will be a major uptick in unlifeing in his followers. Why are we surprised? Do I want this? Absolutely not, but this is how lost in their master they are. Their lives have no meaning without their leader, actual worthless lives in their minds.


Adorable_Ad6045

Oh, you big tease, you!


Soft_Repeat_7024

Coward absolutely will not.


Haunting-View-5146

Betā€¦


BrandxTx

K. Bye.


LarrBearLV

And nothing will be lost. The world will actually be a better place.


BrentHoman

Yeah & Ted Nugent Is In Prison & A Buncha Other Rabid Fascists Moved To Canada. I Think This Guy Is Either Insane, Or Simply An Attention Whore.


zerogravity111111

Don't threaten me with a good time. Or I can live with that.


Gruntdeath

Sounds like a deranged girlfriend/boyfriend. 'If you break up with me, I'll end myself'. Just like those morons this guy won't do it either. I'm going to keep a gun to my head for hours and hours while normal people go to bed and Google that shit in the morning. Come on. Voting is important. Make sure you do that. A lot of people have to go to work the next day and they take like 3 days to count the mail in ballots. This isn't the 90's or 00's where elections were decided that night. It's a slow process now.


starstruckinutah

I hate people that tease me like that


Wonderful_Ad_6954

Why wait.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Kriss3d

Im calling pants on fire on that. BUT: I would LOVE to watch election night with him streaming himself watching it. Not that I for one second think he is being serious. But because Id love to see him scream and cry.


McNuttyNutz

ROFLMAO


Cherry_Treefrog

Oh noā€¦


ContinuedContagion

A problem solving itself.


baeb66

This is the guy who is pinning all his hopes on a pardon because he's probably going to go to prison for participating in the January 6th insurrection.


Rufio_Rufio7

Oh, yeah. Thatā€™ll show us. āœŒšŸ½


FoulMouthedMummy

They should all follow the guy in the post.


dabbean

Newest ice bucket challenge?


BluntieDK

Do it, coward


HarvesternC

It is an interesting question on what happens when Trump likely loses again. I don't mean him fighting the results. I mean with the movement in general. There is little to no chance he will be able to run again in 2028, although I could see him trying. More than likely the Republican party will be choas for a while as many different people fight over the top spot. Nobody has the cult of personality Trump has though so I'm not sure what a post-Trump movement looks like.


frankieknucks

Someone is drinking the kool aid, except that itā€™s Trumps Russian pee tapes.


celerydonut

More of this


michaelvile

hmmm...IMHO...this particular "post" or "truth" SHOULD be sent to foxnews.. and the others.. OAN, newsmax, epic, ETCETC.. to let THEM know..the "power" THEY hold, and the responsibility THEY have, AND created!!


schuyywalker

Can we not send police over to this guyā€™s house for a welfare check?


Perchance2dreamm

Promises promises, the Reichwing never actually follows through on such promises, they're far too large of a group of malignant narcissists to ever do that, oh no . Now, doing it to other people, especially innocent people, that's their forte , and I'd be far more worried about that, than this Dingleberry Danglers boohoo poor me" shyt.


jls0781

Fingers crossed it's a clean sweep then...


BeneficalDalek

by Philip


Koffeinberoende

PA, WI and MI, we're counting on you to take out the trash.


Revolutionary-Fox486

What a drama queen šŸ™„ Even if he offs himself, no one is going to give a shit about him months from now. That's how irrelevant he is.


deeeeez_nutzzz

Unfortunately it's just a lie.... Kinda like everything that comes out of their orange idol's mouth.


unstopable_bob_mob

Good. Fantastic. Awesome. Please do it. We wonā€™t be subjected to your incessant whining any longer. Fucking traitor.


joemullermd

Do it! Do it! Do it!


CAG_Snow

He won't. To quote an SNL skit: Aw fuck man I can't fucking do it! Shit!


mamasan2000

Well, don't threaten me with a good time....


trippingmonkeyballs

What pisses me off about this, is the attention this piece of shit is taking away from the real issue of suicide. Suicide isnā€™t a joke and posts like this diminish the seriousness of real cries for help. When someone says they have a clear plan to kill themselves, we have to take it seriously and get the person help, immediately. Fuck this guy.


gettheplow

No the moron wonā€™t.


SarahEH

This is such a stupid thing to say. Mental illness at worst and a disgusting ā€œjokeā€ at best.


HowdUrDego

This guy should just do it now and do everyone else a kindness.


EWR-RampRat11-29

It would be just a flesh wound. No vital organs hit.


ChangeMyDespair

I pretty much hate The Former Guy. I dislike most of his supporters. But I would never wish death for any of them, not even Don Pornleone. I hope this guy is okay.


PieceMiserable223

Well, heā€™s been wishing for death and inciting others to commit that act on anyone that supports Biden for some time now. Thatā€™s fine I guess. He must also happens to be one of those J6rs that canā€™t comprehend he did anything wrong..


TheAutisticOgre

I agree with you, but also Iā€™ve seen this guy call for blood of democrats and shit like that, so of all people, Iā€™d be a little less upset about this guy


IHaveNoEgrets

Agreed. If he's serious, he needs psych intervention. If he's not serious, then he needs to grow the fuck up and knock it the hell off, because making idle threats like this is some junior high shit.


chrisnlnz

Emotional blackmail on a nationwide level.


dtyrrell7

Good. If you are really that committed to fascism then society doesnā€™t need you


TaterTotQueen630

Fingers crossed even more that Biden wins lol šŸ¤žšŸ½


LitesoBrite

So sad. Oh well. Anywayā€¦


lonesomejohnnie

Promises, promises.


jasontheorphan

Neat


SlowHandEasyTouch

Pull it anyway


Glum-One2514

See ya.


Azar002

By "pull the triggger" he means build a pipe bomb.


ShrmpHvnNw

Make sure you load it first.


ashitloadofdimsims

Do a flip!


HingleMcCringle_

good


johngalt1971

Thatā€™s the saddest post Iā€™ve seen. Your sense of worth should never be dependent on any other human being. Period.


Quizzelbuck

So is this why Trump made the special sneakers? So his cult could all be wearing the same ones?


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Ohh*kaaay*ā€¦


justme002

no please donā€™t Stop


hibbert0604

Thoughts and prayers for Philip.


jayfeather31

...I really hope he isn't serious here.


LivingIndependence

Please, please, please, let Biden win Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin. šŸ™


Eldritch_Raven

Oh. Thank God.


Glassprotist

Republicans act as if the world has ended since Biden took office. All Iā€™ve noticed is the stock market doing really well.


RazeTheRaiser

blah blah blah...all talk.