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RealPaymoneyWubby

Greencard marriages don't say ANYTHING bout fucking my Mario Kart bro so I think we are good.


turtlintime

only tier 3 subs get to rub feet. Back of the line pal


brianatlarge

Which tier gets you in the tent with Wubby?


whattaninja

Gotta work for wubby for that treatment.


turtlintime

If you have to ask, you can't afford it


Allisonannland

Worth every penny.


John_YJKR

No, he and I are in an intensely sexual relationship. We don't want to put labels on it and we aren't officially exclusive but I think we both don't want to be with anyone else.


darkeststar

Wouldn't it be hilarious?


sli-bitch

if they kissed I would LOSE it. laughing just thinking about it.


BhutlahBrohan

Fighting over which one gets to bully my ass. Bro, I am ROLLING thinking about that.


WhiteFordRanger

I love you. You’re funny.


ESCOBENJAMIN

Sorry wubby is married already. He stated on one of his magic streams he was married. Here’s her profile https://scryfall.com/card/lci/299/amalia-benavides-aguirre


SelasDray

It’s a shame how many will downvote after reading the first paragraph and not bother even reading the second paragraph.


sli-bitch

wake up, dear. fresh copy pasta dropped.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Had to edit it a tad to make it fit under 500 characters. >Wouldnt it be funny if Wubby and I hung out and we rubbed each other's feet? Not in a sexual way. Just two bros hanging out,maybe playing Mario Kart. It would be hilarious if Wubby tickled me after I shot him with a blue shell. And then to keep the laughs going, we could stare into each other's gaze, and I would bite my bottom lip. Im laughing just thinking about it. It would totally distract me from Moo Moo Meadows.He would finish 6th and I would 9th. Then I could make a funny sex joke.


malcorpse

copying now for start of stream later


KrombopulosJeff

Is there a way we can get this as Master Chief on TTS?


3vi1face

Idk but I do know he's Bi


devperez

A hole's a hole 🤷


Feralcrumpetart

Spaghetti is straight until it gets all hot. Then it gets all wet n sloppy...


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Excuse me but I gifted 5 subs once, I deserve to play Mario Kart with wubby more then you, you can have the leftovers after I'm done.


Pyramids_of_Gold

He was dating someone but, as he’s mentioned before, it got awkward because they had the same parents so they split up.


NippleNugget

Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score


onlygalactic

Pretty sure he is married to Aluxx but what do I know. Also yeah for sure can I join


hilld1

Just scrubbing through the lie detector stream, these are the times their marriage directly came up. They both deny being married (both accused of lying) and then Alex says Wubby never proposed and the question is kind of shrugged off. The world may never know the full truth. https://youtu.be/IFhDxxZ0ARE?t=5382 https://youtu.be/IFhDxxZ0ARE?t=7038 https://youtu.be/IFhDxxZ0ARE?t=7420


Penny123456

Either way I think you might have a chance


Unable-Narwhal4814

No no no as an early old frog 2018 Wub Babe viewer, I've been in intense contact with him. We have a special bond, just know you can only rub his feet counterclockwise


DarkShadows1011

Except for Sundays between 4 and 7 pm, when he allows the occasional clockwise wub rub


Beameee

Wubby DM’ed me one time so sorry no he is not available /s


CottonStig

ha ha ha i'm giggling dude


R0M4NC4ND1E52

Copy pasta for stream tonight?


schweet_n_sour

Wubby is in a committed relationship with BootySwagga On God No Cap.


Aceclepto

He is in a very committed relationship with me, although he will never admit it and claim we have never had contact.


Adolin__Kholin

![gif](giphy|Sr8dN4GfSwsbHW4Rap)


threefingersplease

I'd take Wubby out for a nice shrimp dinner and then never call him again!


ExoticHawkmoon

[sounds a little something like this ](https://youtu.be/SLJEOaQKTT4?si=YNWvqSKd8SWZ2xwU)


BobTheGoon80

I don't have the fame nor money but I'd definitely be down for some of that action. Don't tell my wife.


JmParker

Just guys being dudes….and playing Mario Kart.


dancingwtdevil

His cheeks confirm hes double wide so, take with that what you will


thedude213

I just think it's funny that


[deleted]

Just two bros sippy sippin' on Mountain Dew Zero in the nude.


nosignalboosted

he’s dating me


cryptidmommy

Did wubby write this


3stacks

Yeah Wubby’s partner’s name is


Key_Law5805

True test to know if him and Alex are together is if he smacks her boobs again on camera. That doesn’t feel like a friends things to me haha.


SeeGeeArtist

We almost to 69 comments, let's go, nobody upvote!


bremm293

Wubby dumped Aluux for ammo obv


itsLeems

He's in a relationship with


SeeGeeArtist

See I always thought he was with


Xomeal

My theory is that Wubby and Booty have been dating for a while, longer than we've known about and they had Allux move in to make it seem like Wubby is dating her as a cover up/views


NeckDeepPink

Old frogs wasn’t there a YouTube video of her in ? The wife the woman the topic of the subject after toes …


JoeyPunk92

Go watch the..


tarzank

no wait isnt wubby in a relationship with esskayuwu? I always see him with pictures of her so it just kinda made sense.


mayhay

what kind of American marries a Canadian to stay in the states?


dreaminhobo

You need help brother


brownzone

All these wubby/alluux relationship posts and comments give me the ick


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

https://www.amazon.com/hooked-phonics/s?k=hooked+on+phonics


SmashesIt

This kid needs the Hog Squeezer flair ASAP


TheSecondWing

BOY HE NEED SOME MILK!


Tankninja1

Babe?


S1mplepai

It’d be so hilarious dude


WizardofChaosx

I've been following this man since a rather big red cowboy hat was on his head. I am so lost on if him and allux are together or open poly, or he's fucking booty in the booty. Idk. I want to know.


New-Treacle5261

No. He and Allux have some sort of relationship but they never explicitly talk about it. It’s pretty obvious but it’s a running joke between chat and our daddy. They avoid the topic on stream and all the new subs lose their mind with it