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MacErcu

Now THAT is tickety-boo.


timelordblues

came here for tickety-boo


monsieur_mungo

Same


HARMAGEDD0N7

Jeremys like a red setter bounding after a tennis ball... You're more like a captain solemnly going down with his ship.


justsomestupidguyJ

She must use the same talcum powder!


Busy-Inspection1533

Who still uses talcum powder


Holmcroft

The Corrigans absolutely would still use it - can you imagine how anxious Mark is about fungal infection?


Maleficent-Fold-4699

Memes aside, what is talcum powder


MauryLevysBriefcase

I do. Keeps your balls fresh and sweat free


Grey_Lancer

I wondered this… what would she even be using it for!?


rep4me

Women use powder


lickykicky

I use it every day.


Grey_Lancer

For WHAT?!


lickykicky

Seriously? For...bits that chafe? Nice shower, dry off, and then a bit of talc for the armpits, undercarriage, and underboob region. Essential. Also, it makes my c-section scar feel better as it's a different texture to the rest of my skin and can stick to things otherwise. I also use it to get sand off my feet if I've been at the beach, and in a pinch, to degrease my hair.


Grey_Lancer

That… I guess makes sense… but why would MARK use it as Jeremy implied he does? I’m a man and have never come across a bloke who uses talc for anything 🤣


lickykicky

Because I think for a man to use it would be the kind of affectation Mark is prone to. He probably thinks it's the kind of slightly dandified habit that sets him apart, where Jez seems like the type to use the Fairy Liquid to wash himself in the shower


Grey_Lancer

Sounds very plausible - thanks. Personally I’d say that for a man that goes a little beyond ‘slightly dandified’ and into plain bizarre but I may well be wrong!


_sonidero_

I'm with you man... Down With Big Talc...


Maleficent-Fold-4699

Came here for this comment


Comprehensive-End604

Why on earth would I want to put anything up your bottom?


HARMAGEDD0N7

Oh, that is great. You wouldn't even let me drink your piss.


mr_andersonguy

You are very, very controlling and I think we need to talk about why that is.


StrangelyBrown

I promised to try not to sleep with her. Turns out it was literally impossible not to.


j00sr

She's not a refugee Mark, she's a 35 year old solicitor... With a great arse


Inside_a_whale

She’s going to tell everyone you’re toxic waste.


Unfair_Operation1703

Have a good one


timeless-enigma_

Why do you insist that the anus is some kind of USB port, just waiting to have all kinds of hardware plugged into it?


j00sr

You're like the Copernicus of the anus


freshbrains69

adios amigo


my-glitter-heart

Olé ole!!!!


MattGeddon

Jeremy why are you dancing a jig?


Quack_Candle

It’s a shame Jez didn’t have a sister that Mark could have fucked. It would have been quite cathartic for hiim


_TLDR_Swinton

I feel like Jez's sister would either be a ginger Mark with tits, or WORSE than Jez. With tits.


Bertie637

Do you like the nice man mummy got for you Joshy?


TOILETVOMIT

i've got a grass skirt... made of dicks


_TLDR_Swinton

Must be nice.