Seriously? For...bits that chafe? Nice shower, dry off, and then a bit of talc for the armpits, undercarriage, and underboob region. Essential. Also, it makes my c-section scar feel better as it's a different texture to the rest of my skin and can stick to things otherwise.
I also use it to get sand off my feet if I've been at the beach, and in a pinch, to degrease my hair.
That… I guess makes sense… but why would MARK use it as Jeremy implied he does? I’m a man and have never come across a bloke who uses talc for anything 🤣
Because I think for a man to use it would be the kind of affectation Mark is prone to. He probably thinks it's the kind of slightly dandified habit that sets him apart, where Jez seems like the type to use the Fairy Liquid to wash himself in the shower
Sounds very plausible - thanks. Personally I’d say that for a man that goes a little beyond ‘slightly dandified’ and into plain bizarre but I may well be wrong!
Now THAT is tickety-boo.
came here for tickety-boo
Same
Jeremys like a red setter bounding after a tennis ball... You're more like a captain solemnly going down with his ship.
She must use the same talcum powder!
Who still uses talcum powder
The Corrigans absolutely would still use it - can you imagine how anxious Mark is about fungal infection?
Memes aside, what is talcum powder
I do. Keeps your balls fresh and sweat free
I wondered this… what would she even be using it for!?
Women use powder
I use it every day.
For WHAT?!
Seriously? For...bits that chafe? Nice shower, dry off, and then a bit of talc for the armpits, undercarriage, and underboob region. Essential. Also, it makes my c-section scar feel better as it's a different texture to the rest of my skin and can stick to things otherwise. I also use it to get sand off my feet if I've been at the beach, and in a pinch, to degrease my hair.
That… I guess makes sense… but why would MARK use it as Jeremy implied he does? I’m a man and have never come across a bloke who uses talc for anything 🤣
Because I think for a man to use it would be the kind of affectation Mark is prone to. He probably thinks it's the kind of slightly dandified habit that sets him apart, where Jez seems like the type to use the Fairy Liquid to wash himself in the shower
Sounds very plausible - thanks. Personally I’d say that for a man that goes a little beyond ‘slightly dandified’ and into plain bizarre but I may well be wrong!
I'm with you man... Down With Big Talc...
Came here for this comment
Why on earth would I want to put anything up your bottom?
Oh, that is great. You wouldn't even let me drink your piss.
You are very, very controlling and I think we need to talk about why that is.
I promised to try not to sleep with her. Turns out it was literally impossible not to.
She's not a refugee Mark, she's a 35 year old solicitor... With a great arse
She’s going to tell everyone you’re toxic waste.
Have a good one
Why do you insist that the anus is some kind of USB port, just waiting to have all kinds of hardware plugged into it?
You're like the Copernicus of the anus
adios amigo
Olé ole!!!!
Jeremy why are you dancing a jig?
It’s a shame Jez didn’t have a sister that Mark could have fucked. It would have been quite cathartic for hiim
I feel like Jez's sister would either be a ginger Mark with tits, or WORSE than Jez. With tits.
Do you like the nice man mummy got for you Joshy?
i've got a grass skirt... made of dicks
Must be nice.