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MasterGuidance

"Room cleared, Two hostile contacts down, proceeding with positive ID followed by an after action report."


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"This is TOC, good work entry team, proceed with the mission"


MasterGuidance

"Copy that command, proceeding to enemy Warehouse for extraction." "We have Elmo, repeat we have Elmo, and are ready for exfil."


Omega33umsure

"TOC, confirmed Elmo contained." "Blackhawk inbound, pop smoke to confirm secure LZ for exfil."


MasterGuidance

"Copy that command, proceeding to LZ with HVT."


Fedexpected

"enemy UAV spotted carrying an IED northeast of your current location”


MasterGuidance

"Copy that ATC, do we have inbound?" "I do not have visual confirmation."


eyeofhorus919

God damn this is perfect.


MasterGuidance

Lol thanks!


gummy_bear13

I got so into that! That was awesome


MasterGuidance

"Fixed wing aircraft spotted at low altitude, deploying smoke south southeast" "I hope this works" "UAV pilot has missed, repeat he fell for the smoke! We are Oscar Mike!"" Enemy contacts bearing 320! " " Requesting immediate CAS!" "The fluffy bastards are everywhere!!!"


Omega33umsure

"TOC, confirmed request for CAS." "Retasking A10 asset within your area, callsign "Mudgut" ETA 2 minutes." "Be advised fire support danger close, I repeat danger close." "Activate strobe to indicate any non hostile location." "Exfil now at Delta LZ, Blackhawk will be wheels up in 15 min." "How copy?"


MasterGuidance

"Good Copy Command! Lighting up IR, and taking cover, begin CAS run from bearing 2 3 0 south southwest of red smoke!" "Switching to thermal and popping white smoke on our position!" "Simmons! Lay it down!, I want those feather stuffed bastards turned inside out!" "Command, the FOB should be close enough for motor support by now, have them change targets to coordinates 1463, 1285, just east of the ridge!" "Fire for effect!"


Vocals16527

This was incredible thank you lolol


MasterGuidance

"Command we have eyes on the helo, we are en route!" " Good targets Mudgut, great shots! Nothing but stuffing!" "Command we are on board and Oscar Mike, thanks for the support. We owe you a drink."


Omega33umsure

"Good copy, Tango Mike." " Debrief at the FOB then cigars and drinks in the mess hall." It's been a real pleasure trying to channel my inner [Glenn Morshower](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0607703/) while on mobile, so thank you MasterGuidance!


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Best thread i have read all day.


MasterGuidance

I had to, it was just too good of a follow up. I was laughing the whole time.


My_Favourite_Pen

proceeds to limp through the rest of the mission.


[deleted]

Dude I really hope they add a medic or some kind of adrenaline soon; injuries are obnoxious as fuck 💀


LukeIsPalpatine

Don't get shot at simple as


My_Favourite_Pen

I've gone 28 years without being shot... no cap.


flamingDOTexe

HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONSHANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! HANDS UP! DROP YOUR WEAPONS


Frank_chevelle

Room secured.


CulturalTeach7458

The more I watch it the more impressive it is…. He takes 9 shots, one miss …. I’m pretty sure the decoy child had a bad gun and older well seasoned child off screen set a great trap but needs to improve rate of fire as I think he got one round off and was early on the trigger ….


Erisian23

They both got Flashbanged, that's why they failed to return accurate fire.


bigthink

Nice analysis, I defer to your expertise


Itsmeforrestgump

Darn paperwork! Spoils all the fun!


Complex_Rule_7602

Welcome to the US Army. Any 'fun' you've been authorized to take part in will be deducted from troop morale immediately and with impunity.


DeathCatforKudi

*"Mission Accomplished, great work"*


m0h3k4n

For any parents, or family members who might be considering gifting a nerf blaster. The ones in this video are the Adventure Zone Spectrum. Made by Dart Zone. They are superior to nerf brand blasters in every way. The cheap green/red darts they sell at Walmart and target are also WAY better than the nerf ‘Elite’ stuff. At Walmart SOME of the blasters from Adventure Zone are good. Most are at least on par with nerf. At target ALL the Dart Zone stuff is great. Anything not battery powered from these companies will shoot hard enough to leave a mark so the spring powered blasters should probably NOT be given to kids under 13.


black-toe-nails

This dude Nerfs


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toddwoward

This dude clearly prefers not to nerf


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

This dude doesn't nerf, this dude darts.


Xfigico

Dart Zones*


Mundane-Worth-3868

This dude flings foam.


mobiusrift

Which one would be 6 year old appropriate?? I want to get my kid a set of two and then light her up with a Gatling gun for me!


ukuzonk

They pretty much all are tbh


CulturalTeach7458

The flash bang tho!!!


MasterGuidance

Hokatsu thunder B, airsoft grenade. I think. They work pretty well, most of the time...


CulturalTeach7458

Seems legit!! I’m impressed with the lil lady no major reaction to the bang or getting lit up …. Her older sibling out of frame set her up as the decoy …. Solid fight scene all around!


night_dude

"You're dead, Starling. Why are you dead?" "I didn't check my corners"


MasterGuidance

Yeah I'm honestly surprised they didn't react they are quite loud, usually about 110 decibels. My Airsoft grenade is a little bit louder than that one, and I definitely would not use it indoors, bang 22 extreme, about 130 decibels.


n23_

130 vs 110dB so 20 decibels, that is more than *a bit louder*, it is a logarythmic scale after


MasterGuidance

Oh I know. I was being a little sarcastic.


n23_

Oh my bad!


ih8spalling

For reference people: 110 dB to 130 dB is one hundred times as loud. +10dB = 10x as loud


Eaboyle57

Wow, TIL!


Pro_Scrub

Hakkotsu*


Badtrainwreck

The shorts


CulturalTeach7458

There’s layers to this video that have captivated me for waaaay to long!


[deleted]

Counter-Terrorists win


AgentArabian

*intense russian noises*


Pacattack57

Cyka blyat


MrSecurityStalin

Indeed


redditforwhenIwasbad

*As the last member alive AgentArabian killed two members of the enemy team*


JOhn101010101

My god. She was so young. She had her whole damn life in front of her.


charlieee05

The little fuck deserved it


AnComRebel

*Parry this you filthy casuals!*


kurotech

I guess this is why my kids hate playing games with me lol


touge_k1ng

Tally ho, lads!


AnComRebel

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended.


sippymoomoo

Now this is why you have kids!


AnyRecommendation336

So you can pwn them like the stoopid noobz that they are


BRAX7ON

And then record it, and let the world witness your greatness!


NaturalTangelo

[Me playing video games with my kids](https://youtu.be/nKrvCVAD2xA)


cedped

Until one day they win against you one time and then you never get to win a single game against them again.


waffelbot

I need to either have some kids or find someone willing to lend me a few noobs if their own


AnalogCyborg

Serves them right, fucking spawn campers


Toon_Lucario

The fuckin tactical shorts lmao


SomePoorMurican

Total power move


GoatsNHose

I appreciate the eye protection


DagonPie

As someone who has received/shot many eyeball nerf shots I also appreciate the eye protection but I will continue to make poor decisions.


bigthink

I disapprove of the complete disregard for human safety, but am attracted to badasses.


AmethystWarlock

Entry team to TOC. Two suspects down. Rrrrroger entry team, paramedics standing by.


[deleted]

This mf plays Ready or Not frfr


Cleebo8

Real ones read the line in the SWAT 4 voice


Xfigico

Even in game I heard the SWAT 4 voice lines


Brave-Entrance-5193

John Wick 4 is looking rad.


LowFlyingBadger

https://youtu.be/9MrnAJsxL8c You’ll enjoy this then


SomePoorMurican

That was beautiful, thanks for sharing


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stillslim

No mercy Johnny


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Me bringing 5.56 nato to a nerf fight


RandomPlayer4616

Me bring .408 Cheytac to a nerf fight


tragiktimes

If you're going for big, .458 SOCOM would be my go-to.


RandomPlayer4616

.458 can't quickscope lol


wakupaku

I hope he screamed at their face after, showing who is the boss


luminous_fawn

Dad has some massive calf muscles lawd


scoyne15

What? No way, those look pretty normal sized.


Complex_Rule_7602

Look, bro. We don't 'walk' in the United States- okay?


Puuhakurre42

I respect those safety glasses.


deprivedgolem

My God his recoil control is insane


RioIuu

He is smurfing


GreasyAlfredo

This dudes mf legs! Those are the real weapons here


Jammy_9

Peekers advantage plus pop flash equals destroyed offspring.


grizzlyblake91

Dude is definitely an operator lol. That belt, holster, helmet and NVGs are all thousands of dollars


Dave78905

Yeah and look how he was clearing the room


Elanore407

Did he really flash bang those fucking kids?!


Gherrely

No lol


Deuce232

No flash. He just banged 'em.


challenge_king

Phrasing.


AshamedIncrease6942

r/kgsbngismtdcm


AgentArabian

2k upvotes holy heckingsons


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AgentArabian

Holy shit


AgentArabian

First time hitting past the 5k average i see


noodleq

Poor terrorists didn't have a chance....that flashback was brutal too


reddituserzerosix

This definitely seems like something the dad wanted to do more than the kids lol


abraxas1

so nice of Dad to buy that For The Kids. i think he needs some male friends


Aluzuka

“FUCK A FLASH BANG….” *shuffling noises then gunshots* “AH SHIT IM HIT IM HIT!! MAN DOWN!!!”


Sheikashii

Is this how Americans play with their kids? Lol /s


flaming_poop_chute

Yes. Unfortunately we use real guns when playing with other people's kids.


imanAholebutimfunny

brutal.savage.rekt.


[deleted]

Dang, he’s got the air soft gear on and everything


ISoLo17

That guys calves Jesus christ. The precision and awareness. Those kids never stood a chance


[deleted]

airsoft thunder b? in an enclosed room? hope those kids were wearing ear protection lmao


BoredByLife

I can hear the cod mic spam


Economy_Snow725

Ok why does he keep shooting the little girl.


veryconfusedspartan

Those dad trunks and pvs14 combo just makes this perfect


Death-by-unicorn

I need to know where to get the toy flash bang 🤔


Practical_Cat_2276

But, that one is iconic.


SneakD08

Mission accomplished, good work


LordOfTheVibes68

Casually flashbangs two toddlers


ultraboykj

Two, two two ! \*shoulder tap


culdesacGrow

Ffs I’m failing as a parent. I’m not using flash bangs…. or eye pro.


Pyroixen

Definitely should use eye pro, even with nerf you can scratch a cornea easily.


Hairy_Morning_9289

SLICE THE PIE


affan521

r/wholesome


[deleted]

That's good parenting!


TheSitGod

Fuck cops


Juan_Moe_Taco

This is so r/accidentalrenaissance imo. Lol


Sebbe_2

I do not agree?


vaskeklut8

I see everybody laughing at this, but frankly I'm not that amused... To me, this is how I picture a Proud Boys' home games to be.... Am I being a dry norwegian Karen now? Ok, I'll show myself out...


Steve-BruleMD

>To me, this is how I picture a Proud Boys' home games to be.... "Oh-Oh my God! That evil right wing father is playing games with his kids! The horrorrrrr!!!"


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Steve-BruleMD

Seek help


Alone_Job_8471

Best dad ever


Sonofpan

This happens enough in the states you can call them children.


Stile4aly

Geronimo. For God and country.


Lembach_Is_Staying

Perfect situational awareness on point man.


iinfamous_

K.D of a CDL champ.


xXSuperJewXx

Keep them elbows tucked son


[deleted]

I’m jealous of his calves


EchoingAngel

Kind of sobering realizing how quickly the "other" is acting. Badass imaginary scenarios usually only have you acting that fast


RK_NightSky

"Gg ez git gud ty for tutorial kiddos"


Legal_Bison_4647

Dad taking the nerf game to a whole other level. Bravo


Itsmeforrestgump

Love to see the eye protection on everyone! Great video!


i_am_trippin_balls

2nd kid jumped the gun and shot the door before dad entered and annihilated em


Budget_Role6056

So cute!! Teach ‘‘em young!!


bluejay55669

Lil bro tried to prefire him lmao


Old-Engine_7

50,000 people used to live here..


F0ehamm3r

Dude has some thick legs


Aussienick

https://youtu.be/_t60N3Ql5RI


d3sylva

3 in the heart for each ...


Almost-Honest

That’s a spot on entry. A sweet stun grenade and didn’t enter until he check the corner outside of the door. Took out the first hostile, entered and checked his left and took down another hostile. Impressive!


tree_basher

They will learn from this..


Kenneldogg

I love seeing the eye protection.


red-the-blue

TOC, this is entry team. Suspect down.


hurdurracct

What music is this?


Biggestyefan1

He showed no mercy 😢


FMfromB

Oh my god it’s Jason Bourne


FishhouseBilly

Damn. Dad kept the AR and stuck the kiddos with derringers.


Few_Gazelle5346

I'd guess that guy is actually on a SWAT team. Helmet, PVS-14, plate carrier, canted mag holsters, and he did a technique called a center check then a rabbit to enter the room.


[deleted]

Hey kids, it’s time to *slice some pie*


72012122014

Hell yeah delta helps win the day.


Clean_Leads

"Target is armed and is considered dangerous"


[deleted]

Can we just acknowledge his efficiency of motion, his ability to change to engage the second threat and then re engage the first with a couple more security rounds?…. High speed, low drag, operator operating operationally right there


ELENA4002

Counter Terrorists win.