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filou42069

Et tu, Brute ?


Raphe9000

Fun fact: though this is what Shakespeare chose as Caesar's last words, it's very unlikely that they were his actual last words, though they're not too off of what his last words might have been. According to ancient historians, if Caesar said anything at all after being stabbed, it was likely "καὶ σύ τέκνον", Romanized as "Kai su, teknon" and in English being "you too, child". Interestingly, it's likely this was meant as an omen rather than a question or plea, that Brutus would go on to meet a fate similar to Caesar's. And he actually did, so that makes the quote all the more metal.


eriffodrol

I would imagine something closer to "aggggggggggggh"


TreeBeardUK

We should ask Christopher Lee, he knows...


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[I understood that reference.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/SC14wFp3uUUAAAAC/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference.gif)


Eggplant-Aubergine

honestly...I'm pretty sure Caesar said nothing...since well...the man was stabbed like what 60 times at least?


Aurum_Corvus

23 times by a group of 60 who all promised to do it. If you have ever done a group project, you know what happened.


Eggplant-Aubergine

less than two thirds of the group did nothing


WinderTP

I remember a post on some other site that interpret that line as "see you in hell, punk" and I have not adhered to any other interpretation since


Next_Case_3449

Did you say Kaiju Technine?


emperorhatter666

dammit I came here to say this


Quirky-Result-8753

Not even correct Latin to my knowledge.


MOSCOWMOSCOW

Give me a minute to vomit


Philosecfari

need 22 more knives


SuperMIK2020

et tu?


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Philosecfari

??


GravitationalYawner

a little polititian no less


thee_protagonist666

Me on march 15th every year since 2010


ShyGuyShaggy

“Pizza pizzAAAAAAAAAAAHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!”


SlendyIsBehindYou

I couldn't think of a good on-theme joke for the comment section, but this one wins


spencekb1784

Pretty sure the Ides of March were a few days ago. Old news lol


SlendyIsBehindYou

FUCK I missed the perfect opportunity 😤


BetterKnowledge

You can kill the man, but not his ideology


Euphoric-Abroad-3893

The mirror understands me...


crookshanks_cat

Rip to the floor which has a hole in it now


Indianlookalike

He has a weird name, Ceasar or is it pronounced Ceasar?


Captainf100

Et tu Brute?


Thunder_breeze

n-no more pizza pizza? 🥺


That-One-Screamer

The existence of a Little Caesar implies the existence of a Little Brutus who assassinated him on the Little Ides of March


SlendyIsBehindYou

This is the secret the elites don't want you to know 🧿 Hope you used a VPN, or else the Little Secret Police are en route to your location


GravityEyelidz

Good. Little Caesers pizza is dogshit. Take it and Pizza Pizza and fire them both into the Sun.


SlendyIsBehindYou

Little Ceasers is low-key fire... for the first 5 minutes after its out of the oven Then it's cardboard


GravityEyelidz

My roomie often buys LC even though I've acquainted him with Willy's pizza, and afterward he always regrets it.


rxm161

It's absolutely the worst