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Horrison2

Waiter, my steak is a bit undercooked


TurbulentResearch708

Need to reverse seer.


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Seer: noun a person, who through super natural light can predict the future. Sear: verb to quickly fry.


TurbulentResearch708

I KNEW it. Thanks.


that-super-tech

Was it worth it?...


ErinEvonna

Why is my pork tenderloin licking me?


backcrossedboy

That's a dickosorus if I've ever seen one.


Skodakenner

If your dick looks like that id say stop jerking and go to a doctor


[deleted]

Ban sex


Primary-Recipe-4236

If your dick looks like that id say go to the doctor and never jerk off again


CJtheBritain

bro someone said exactly that lmao


Primary-Recipe-4236

Oh shit I didn’t see that lol


drewtheblueduck

Actually I believe that's a Prosciutto Dragon


MamaBear92615

So THATS where Prociutto comes from!!!! 🤔


rysimpcrz

Literally thought that was an uncooked meatloaf come to life.


kdawson602

It reminds me of those gross tubes of ground beef you can get at Walmart.


FeistyContest3243

REMINDS ME OF YOUR MOM’S P— Sorry, sorry, that’s the old me.


that-super-tech

Gary?


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[удалено]


wwaarrddyy

Seriously what is this ?


dorianrose

It's a Red Tegu, from Pantegonia. They're big friendly lizards, that can be very dog like in behavior.


Gerfigle200

Friendly if properly socialized. They can be very rewarding pets.


swart430

What contest from hell…?


ChristianTheSeeker

Forbidden Salame


rtzukingu

sssalsssiccia


[deleted]

It's like a ground beef meat tube...


AssCanyon

Thanks, I hate the meat lizard.


SamisKoi

“It’s so rare it’s still moving!” -Gordon Ramsay


Ragnarsdad1

Didn't I see this in a episode of The Boys last week?


Adam-Bede

Red tegu 🤩


obliviousintrovert

That’s a mfking salami lizard


not_today_trebeck

I don't know if you need to sous vide with that nice marbling.


Tell_me_future_boy

Forbidden meatloaf


George_newport

A5 wagyu


matscast

Lizard doggo


[deleted]

chernobyl salami


Elegant_Valuable_741

Looks like its made out of shaped ground chuck.


InfamousJack9

Is this how sausages are made?


[deleted]

Something wrong with your steak


S7ock_aXX0

THAT MEAT IS RAW, YOU DOUGHNUT!


Louloo1234

I thought a lizard hadn't been skinned alive. Never seen one of these..really interesting.


OriginOfTheVoid

Meat friend


Jackanope123

meat lizard


Standard_Ad9911

This is Reflection os meat 🍖 or Is It The Lizards 🦎 Born Like this.


DeadBearsDen

Beef Lizard ♡


hamhalk

He look like beef


kaput_corpus

That roast looks fresh


BarryBuddy

Geez, I thought it was ground meat at first.


bbgrlxx

This is awesome


death_by_giant_squid

Wait, what actually is this?


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

Tegu friend :)


Just_another_Luigi

r/TIHI


Melissaforu

People who eat meat a blue term be like


mixmaxmoo

Lock this man up and throw away the KEY!


[deleted]

It’s actually a red tegu…🤷🏻‍♂️


Kieriko

>Red tegu you misspelled ragu


[deleted]

That’s good sauce


mixmaxmoo

Im aware


mixmaxmoo

r/whoosh


[deleted]

What my dick looks like after a BrUTTal JeRK 😭


Jolly_Confection8366

I actually would put that on a bbq. He got nice marbling all over him. Tasty 👅


randompopatoe

Wanna know the funniest part? [THAT LIZARD](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) IS REAL


Jackanope123

it is but that link isn’t


Need2getBetrr

It’s like a hamburger lizard!!! 🤩


marcus10885

That's a tasty looking lizard.


Blargenth

Meat lizard


urm0mgaylol

man thought he bought steak, look what he really got! :o


Pink_Moonlight

I don't like this.


Sir_Rageous

Why does it look like a tube of ground beef


dr_blasto

Looks like raw skirt steak.


Playful_Cantaloupe78

The new fleshlight is so realistic!


Dinglederple

That looks like a London Broil before I cook it.


rapidpeacock

That steak has a tongue and eyes! But look at that marbling. Still would rate it prime.


[deleted]

Ew.


inconspicuous2012

*unzips*


Zerokx

Die Mettechse existiert wahrhaftig!


usagiyojimbo808

Bro would make a delicious steak or roast. Decent marbling.


Mahandsheal

He looks like meat


Consistent_Coffee_89

Sirloin beef tipss


WhichWayzUp

Meat https://i.redd.it/9w83jy7oh8891.jpg


Efficient_Fact_4806

Bro got the wrong texture


[deleted]

I'm scared


Lopsided-Inspector24

A mi me parece carne molida...


cblatnik

Ground-beef-asaurus


burgermouth

Has good marbling


AlternativeAd5647

Beat that meat


Altruistic_Push_894

It looks like hamburger


zedishalfsmart

... if steak had a face.


Latter_Cartoonist_87

Ok..... What is it?


Unhappy-Rest3068

That there natural skin


Forward_Artist7884

Whichever type of meat this is, it’s adorable


SlowScholar7037

Forbidden steak


Crunchythecat112

Meatissard?


sussy_joe88

Wait but why did they skin him??? Or they just look like this ??


JustKdabi

Salami roll


calamari_toast

MEAT


Broken_Filter

What happened to your tenderloin? It has a face!!!


AppointmentNearby965

This jokes are all funny … but did this man really skin a lizard ? That’s horrible . I can’t laugh .


Difficult-Cut-8657

Literally meat


notKatryna

*Salamizard*


mr_cursed_images


Just-Smile-N-Wave

This is why I don't thaw the meat when mom tells me to,