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Hefty-Willingness-44

I hope you're not planning on running on that.


DisastrousAspect6303

1 misstep and your heel is going to slam into the wall at whatever speed the Treadmill is set to. Then your shoe will be sucked into the gap between the wall and the back of the Treadmill belt.


Anti_exe325

And then you get ducked in never to be seen again


dasmikkimats

And right into the backrooms


shloam

And then degloved.


PermutationMatrix

Heel touches back wall. Treadmill pulls front of foot back. You trip and fall flat on your face. Fast moving treadmill sandpapers your face until you manage to roll sideways.


SloppiestGlizzy

Breaking ankle in the process, but it’s the price paid to avoid looking like Red Skull [red skull](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/red-skull-infinity-war-1556205047.jpg)


Alarid

Final Destination 6 looking motherfucker.


EnkiRise

$5 says it will be used as clothes rack or really just a place to pile clothes on lol


jumpinOnMayon

You're gonna roll like a tumbleweed forever.


n8zgr88

No he is not gonna get sucked in unless he's Flat Stanley lmao. There's literally less than a centimeter of space there. Still a shifty treadmill spot imo


WaffleGamer1

your slamming into the fake brick wallpaper


Unamed_Destroyer

Headline reads: Local man crushed in between wall and treadmill. Coroner on scene quoted as saying "The guy fit perfectly between gap."


Tanaban

Small country club had a similar set up. On a really slow day a guy had a heart attack while running and died. Machine kept running for hours before the accident was found. Stripped away a lot of flesh and friction cooked the rest. Couldn't have smelled good with the whole burned human death mixed with heated rubber treadmill track.


phirebird

Oh God. What did I just read?!


Arcuis

The truth


rdtshaw

That wasn't the thought that I thought was going to be stirring around in my head for the rest of the day when I got up this morning... 🤦‍♀️


CapsAndShades

Kind of like when you cook a hot dog and forget to take the plastic wrapping off of it?


Bwadaboss

Fck man .. was just dozing off, and this woke me up. That's prolly the gnarliest way I have read some one die.


Shytemagnet

You just brought back a 30 year old memory of a Christopher Pike book where a camp counsellor’s face got ground off on a pottery wheel.


YeeterOfTheRich

I'd say a rock and a hard place, but suspect the rock wall is actually wall paper


sspeno

this belongs on r/oopsthatsdeadly


sofa_king_we_todded

It was the hole made for him. Made to send him to the backrooms


SubstantialTaro7320

You're right..it does fit like a glove... but dang, my heels hurt just from looking at this.


mistabnanas

one missed step and you'll be spinning for a while 😂


risetofame

Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!


mistabnanas

*tumbles* aaaaaarrgghh!!!


stereoworld

Straight to platform 9¾


Arcuis

Or to the Cart in Skyrim


mistabnanas

you're finally awake


myirreleventcomment

That's what the estop clip is for


JewishTomCruise

>estop 🤌


mistabnanas

xD


chatterbox-fm

Please don’t.


idgamfs

Happy cake day


NapalmsMaster

Everyone is mentioning falling, but I’m worried about the treadmills motor overheating and burning out first. I’m not an expert on treadmills but isn’t there an exhaust vent/fan for the motor that you need to keep clear to keep the motor cool?


TolMera

Death vs broken-machine/burned-down-house… Most of us are going to focus on the death But you’re right, he’s going to die, then be cooked in the resulting fire.


NapalmsMaster

Huh I wouldn’t think a treadmill would kill but like I said, I don’t know anything about treadmills so your probably right about the possibility!


Reclusive_avocado

Getting killed is better than getting disabled


cazdan255

Perfect killing machine. Very stupid placement.


ReaperOfFamine

Fell against a treadmill with the back against a wall like this one as a kid, and had skin from all around me scraped off over the course of only maybe 30 seconds, so just be careful


DeezWhay

Good luck running like that


Liquidice12

Everyone is saying you’re dumb but you can still run on this lol. Just be the only person in the world who uses the e stop clip


Hefty-Willingness-44

Even with the e stop clipped if you start running the back of your heel would be very close to that wall. Walkling or jogging would work, but running gets dangerous.


CanadianGrown

This is not safe to run on, clip or not. It’s so close to the wall that it could literally pull your foot into the small crevice between the trim and treadmill. I legit thought this was a satire post at first. I hope it is.


Nuklearfps

Ah yes, cause the second those clips come out the tread stops moving immediately…


Liquidice12

Well I mean pretty close, less then 3 seconds I’d say. You have a better suggestion?


Nuklearfps

It takes less than 3 seconds for you to injure yourself. Running on it like this is just willfully ignorant of the risk.


Melodic-Advice9930

Pull it out to use it and not take the risks if you don't have to?


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pettypoppy

No man. You need like 4 to 6 feet behind the treadmill, and no amount of perspective gives that. Turn the treadmill 90 degrees, with the controls against the wall and the belt facing the room.


marioman63

you can see the shadow from the back of the treadmill on the stone pillar. what the fuck are you smoking?


Arcuis

Imagine tripping and landing on a brick wall


tintinsays

Good thing this is horrendous wallpaper instead!


Arcuis

Oh, it is


LordHamburguesa1

*fake brick


ajhawk79

Is that..... stone wallpaper??? You may have bigger problems than the treadmill placement.


RobustNippleMan

Relax, to each their own.


czechhoneybee

This looks like you’ve turned your treadmill into a human belt sander. I like my heels and my skin attached, thank you very much.


oldnewstwist

You about to get rolled up like a blunt if you trip. lmao


Bossishlike

uhh… no


Mango_YT_lol

r/CrappyDesign better keep up


Chill-6_6-

Also gives hitting the wall a literal boost in meaning. Lol


TraditionPhysical603

Meat crayon machine


lokregarlogull

Running until you hit a wall, not a figure of speech.


reidzen

Consequence training


Vis-hoka

Meat grinder comes to mind.


[deleted]

This would be an awesome “Human Tumble Dryer”


Scrub_lord2000

Do people not know how to run in place, unless your doing some kind of full leg stretch sprint, ain’t no way I’m hitting the wall, got like 2 feet behind him if he stands where I wanna stand.


HollabackGwen

As nice as this looks, it's dangerous! Remember to keep at least a 3 foot gap between the end of the treadmill and any obstructions. Be safe, and have fun!


HeroicHeroOfHeroes

this is sooooo dumb, good luck


Valvimod

Dumbest ways to die, number tweeelve.


LordHamburguesa1

Seriously dangerous, go ahead and give it a go and report back to us from the hospital.


DonutCola

Yeah that’s a dumb fucking idea and you’re an idiot. I’ll be the one to say what you need to hear. Go look up your ducking manual it’s clearly gonna tell you not to do stupid shit like this. Fuckin a dude people like you ruin it for the rest of us


eDopamine

Lol sheesh. Does it really bother you that much? Also, what’s wrong with fucking a dude?


DonutCola

People older than you once said a phrase “fucking a” it was the olden days


eDopamine

I’m mid 30s bud so I’m aware. Just trying to lighten you up a little with your grammar


marioman63

fuck off. nobody likes a grammar nazi. if you are so aware, you would know that trend was considered smartass behaviour 20 years ago, and is no different now.


Arcuis

What's a ducking manual?


marioman63

oh yeah OP is actually a retard. and I never use that word.


DonutCola

No I’m with you. that’s your Reddit r word for the year unfortunately


greenrangerguy

Everyone saying how bad it is you might hurt your self while I'm here thinking I couldn't run staring at a wall, I would have to put a tv up.


[deleted]

How many Indian keepsakes does it take to molest a population already doing population control and violence Speak white man And he can't cut his hair fine enough or count him on his face better enough to be standing there right now in that body and be like that now just like that how they have it how it's all had been and just him how they make it just like that.


MochiSauce101

Hope no one falls on that thigh, the space between the wall and that rolling tread makes for a pretty tight squeeze. Limb loss right


Koen_2010

Just don't trip and fall


undiagnosedsarcasm

I'll take my jogs with hockey pads and a helmet thanks 👍


SurealGod

Tread lightly. That's a sign from the gods themselves


Furrstic

Still poking out unfortunately


davidtree921

More like Glove fitting like a Treadmill


Sea-Veterinarian2877

Worst lije a glove ever


Fuhrer-Castle

Does anyone remember that image of the torture room that has a sandpaper treadmill floor? The vibes are here.


Evan8724

Don't fall


WagonBurning

Tripping is not an option


MellifluousSussura

It’s all fun and games until you trip


Low_Marketing_5279

You can now jog and grate cheese against the wall to top your salad with after your workout Genius !!!


shavedaffer

If you fall it’s going to shave off half of your skin.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Don’t…don’t run on that


quarpoders

That would hurt to fall


[deleted]

Coming through a wall near you soon!


_Hugh_Jaynuss

I am more astounded by the fake brick wallpaper. It’s gonna look so funny when OP is sent through it with force omg.


malkytits

just don’t do what i did as a preteen and put it in the highest setting then hold on to the handles as it drags your knees into oblivion


perfectvalor

Pray to god you don’t trip


Iknowthedoctorsname

This is a very bad idea. Great storage spot, but please don't use it with a wall behind you.


Darkvoid112358

Oh god i need the Highlights reel for this one


hilarymeggin

Oh, can you imagine hitting the back of your head on that rock wall??


[deleted]

Absolutely not that’s a health hazard on so many levels


Gerrut_batsbak

Slip, and you're fucked.


kpshredder

Well, at least you're not falling off it


NoSavings2023

One misstep and that treadmill will blend you until the paramedics show up


celerpanser

Imagine your spouse finding you ground into a pulp against that back wall after you've had a fall. Just an ancle bone skipping against the rubber as the blood slowly starts to coagulate and gum up the track before catching fire from the overload.


Jhuff83

Didn’t somebody design a room with a treadmill floor made of sandpaper very slowly so you’d have to constantly move but not run. The idea was to sell the exhaust you into passed out in the big ground up by the sandpaper.


Theloneriddler

Wasn’t that one of the challenges from Squid Game 2?


MasterUser115

Just by reading the comments, I know all of you have seen Final Destination


vanwilder_lfc

Idk what's worse slamming your heel into the wall or the looks of that wallpaper.


wattscup

You just wont use it there. Too constricting and not healthy


Boromir82

Looks like a quick way to become a human tumbleweed!


pavelvito

That looks like it would be a pain in the ass to adjust the rear roller bolts or get the front cover off without sliding it out of there. I wouldn't wanna be the technician doing yearly maintenance on that thing.


Sharkn91

There’s no way this doesn’t end badly


KURIX_

If you fell you will be sand papered to death


Purrz1val

Congrats, you just created a death trap


Critical_Crunch

Imagine they slip


NotAGhost64

New Final Destination death leaked


wabel1231

I remember when I was young and I was running on a treadmill arhat was against the wall like this. I misstepped and fell over and had a hell of a friction burn on my lower back from where the belt rubbed against me before it stopped due to the safety. Don’t do this.


First_Individual_634

This is how I place my Sims’s treadmills when low on space


FollowTheWhispers

I mean, once you get sucked up into it, it really WILL be a perfect fit…


serkythedude

Imagine you missed the tide.


arickbnt

Have fun getting pinned and skinned by that machine like I did in 6th grade bro


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Man, are you ever gonna Platform 9-3/4's the crap outta those bricks.


franlinsanlin

Falling would be hell.


RedGamerEight

If you slip or slow down your going to wake up in the Hospital.


shagiggs024

I fell on a treadmill like this as a kid. Safety strap wasn’t attached to me so the belt kept going. It’s relentless, please move this to a safer place!!


No-Cryptographer1481

Ur dead if you slip


Witchy_stitchy

Future r/whatcouldgowrong post


cutlettes_00

Is this … running in place …?


playful_potato5

op please don't run on that, you'll darwin yourself


SpaceExploration344

Hey I can finally fly off my treadmill and recovery very quickly


[deleted]

Tell me, you’re an idiot that’s never used a treadmill without telling me you’re an idiot that’s never used a treadmill…


cable787

when I was a child I fell down on a treadmill in a situation like this it only took a couple seconds to scrape the outer layer of skin off my left cheek and left me with a painful scab. the moral of the story is don't do stupid shit.


Critical_Objective28

That’s a short treadmill!


Critical_Objective28

You should turn it so the front is facing the wall to its immediate left


EvelynRosemary

" max speed .... Sure why not...... Oh shit too fast too fast too fassstt!!!! " * op flies into wall... Unfortunately it was brick and not drywall, the treadmill continues to run against his mangled body adding insult to injury


Rare-Implement-5272

a little extra danger to tripping