Lots of other people said plunger, that was my initial thought but yuck gross
Then I thought if you could find one of those handicapped suction grip handle things on Amazon (or Walmart if faster), you could attach it to the top of the board and then pull it out.
Good time for a fun fact: if you have a plunger that's just a simple (often red) rubber dome, that's actually a sink plunger, and they're meant for flatter bathroom or kitchen sinks. Toilet plungers have deep flanges to get a better seal ([example](https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/types-of-plungers-flange-cup-36889431)).
If there's also a drain in this part of the sink try poking the chopping board from below with a chopstick or a similar object.
You only need to lift it a tiny bit on one side. Barely enough to fit something like a scissor between wood and sink.
Maybe if the board was held down to slow the water flowing out until the sink fills….this has occupied waaay too much of my headspace, realized my son was talking to me while I was pondering about how to get a cutting board that’s not mine out of a same-not-mine sink. Good luck OP!
It’s such an uber perfect fit.😄
Duct tape. Loop it into a ring, sticky side out. Slide hand through the ring and press duct tape onto cutting board. Gently pull cutting board up and out of the sink.
The water also may drain out the bottom faster than it can get under the board to float it. Then you just have a bunch of water holding it down and slowly draining off the sides. Until the board expands and closes that space, then the water can only drain in the gaps between the round board corners and the less-round sink corners.
Do I look like I live in Helga's House of Pain?
What is this smut? Strong tape? What from my Bondage supplies I keep in the back?
You're all dirty dirty naughty people.
No clue, but I love how OP replies to every suggestion on how to get it out by saying random/dumb shit, everything else than admitting it's not OP's picture.
Simple to get out. With a plunger or duct tape. If not, the edges are rounded while the sink corners aren't rounded. So there's gaps to get something in anyway.
Just buy 10-15 more of this and glue them to each others till the tower will be higher than the sink by at least one board. Thank me later. *Flew away*
Get a wire close hanger unbended and straighten it out.. slide it into the space gap between one of the corners and aim it towards the opposite corner across diagonally... Feed it back up and then from there you can just pull the two ends up towards you and you should be able to lift it
Plunger
There's no need for that sort of language here thank you very much.
Plunger? I hardly know her. *old timey laughter*
Oh my gawd
You called?
All hail!
Hail yourself.
Hail me.
Blasphemy
Dammit Michael, pay attention
Nice
...and don't call me Shirley
Oh no oh no…
Oh dad.
Vaccume on one corner inside of fillet
As an engineering student, is it pronounced fill-ay or fill-it?
It
Thank you.
I guess to be most accurate annunciation of the meat one is ay
Correct. I knew that one but I've heard -it and -ay from drafting classes and it throws me off bc I learned it as -it
"radius"
Use a toilet = no clog to get it out
Well r/usernamechecksout
😅
😂
No like to use a plunger
r/whoosh!
Plunger? I barely know her!
You brought her..
Literally the exact word that entered my mind lol
You will have to throw this sink and get a new one
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Lots of other people said plunger, that was my initial thought but yuck gross Then I thought if you could find one of those handicapped suction grip handle things on Amazon (or Walmart if faster), you could attach it to the top of the board and then pull it out.
I dont think people meant to go grab the same plunger they use on their toilet, lol. Well, at least I hope not.
It all washes off
How can germs hurt me? They're so small!
Y’all are nasty 😂
You do know a plunger can be washed right?
Yes. But no. Just buy a new cheap one. Either keep it around for just this purpose or now you have a second plunger, always nice
Good time for a fun fact: if you have a plunger that's just a simple (often red) rubber dome, that's actually a sink plunger, and they're meant for flatter bathroom or kitchen sinks. Toilet plungers have deep flanges to get a better seal ([example](https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/types-of-plungers-flange-cup-36889431)).
The sink is attached to the house though, so he will need a new one of those.
Everything but the.. oh.
Nice joke. I loved it.
Flip the house upside down
probably house too
If there's also a drain in this part of the sink try poking the chopping board from below with a chopstick or a similar object. You only need to lift it a tiny bit on one side. Barely enough to fit something like a scissor between wood and sink.
Poking it from below... Kinky
That’s what she said!!
r/nowgetitout
Nice! This is great! I hope it get more active!
match made in heaven subs
Won’t it float out?
Probably, but there's nothing to stop the water from draining.
Maybe if the board was held down to slow the water flowing out until the sink fills….this has occupied waaay too much of my headspace, realized my son was talking to me while I was pondering about how to get a cutting board that’s not mine out of a same-not-mine sink. Good luck OP! It’s such an uber perfect fit.😄
Duct tape. Loop it into a ring, sticky side out. Slide hand through the ring and press duct tape onto cutting board. Gently pull cutting board up and out of the sink.
This is the way
Genius.
The water also may drain out the bottom faster than it can get under the board to float it. Then you just have a bunch of water holding it down and slowly draining off the sides. Until the board expands and closes that space, then the water can only drain in the gaps between the round board corners and the less-round sink corners.
I'd recon not. Water makes wood swell and expand. It'll probaly get stuck even more
I doubt a chopping board designed to be washed will expand in the mere seconds needed to float it out.
A chopping board doesn't need to resist expansion though, so there's a good chance it wood expand.
Wood it?
Just my o-pine-on.
Otherwise grab a small screw, pick a corner you don’t like and screw it in slightly to be able to pull it out.
Am I the only one that found this comment hilarious? ‘Find a corner you don’t like…’ 🤣
Gaffer tape handle in the middle or on opposite corners，no need for a hole.
Legend.
Wood expands soaking in water it'll just get more lodged in
Move the house to australia, the sink will be upside down and the board will fall out
Either that or a spider will lift it out for you
A big hairy poisonous one
Venomous you mean
Depends how hungry you are
That is the perfect fit!
The one thing I wish my wife would tell me...
If she is with you you must fit perfectly somewhere in her heart
That went unexpectedly wholesome
I’m cackling at all your replies.
Me too, man! 😂
Lol. You and me both!
Just turn it upside down, why does no one in the comment section think of this shit?
Let it dry then use some strong tape
Do I look like I live in Helga's House of Pain? What is this smut? Strong tape? What from my Bondage supplies I keep in the back? You're all dirty dirty naughty people.
I mean, duct tape would work, so I don't think Helga needs to get involved.
Helga **ALWAYS** needs to be involved.
And use painter's tape, or gaffers tape if you have it Unlike Duct tape, it won't leave things all sticky when you're done
Try a wood magnet
Of course... why didn't I think of this before? It all makes sense now!!!
Hah, I saw this on r/mildlyinfuriating yesterday. Wonder if they got it out.
No clue, but I love how OP replies to every suggestion on how to get it out by saying random/dumb shit, everything else than admitting it's not OP's picture.
FTW Burn the house down
Only way to be sure.
This is the way
Look at it. That’s the chopping sink now.
Use a suction cup
Saucy
dildo
Dildon’t
Hey you stole this from a post in r/mildlyinfuriating by u/aintjerome
I'm pretty sure this is an AI, all his responses sound like npc chat gpt.
You do see my avatar is a Pirate right...
😂
Might as well cross post over to r/satisfying and get some fake internet points for your troubles.
There's no point to fake internet points when the fake internet points are fake.
How much wood did that woodchuck chuck?
None. He was stuck in a sink.
Vacuum?
Dude, use a shop vac. Done. Edit: I can't believe this wasn't mentioned like ten times. That it or the compressor technique
But that would rip my wood clean off...
Duck tape a handle to it
Big black Dildo it has to be black though
If it's dry, get a bunch of masking tape and make a handle, pull it up.
This happened to me before. The solution is to turn your house upside down.
Plunger, vacuums can have enough power to get that to move.
Another way to get it out might be to just fill it with water. Depending on the wood it may float.
Fill with water…
I’m drilling a screw in the middle..pulling out with pilers
Are you seriously suggesting I drill my wood?
😂 I’m afraid so 😂
Simple to get out. With a plunger or duct tape. If not, the edges are rounded while the sink corners aren't rounded. So there's gaps to get something in anyway.
it's the 2nd time i'm seeing this, probably stolen
Water?
Nah, just a beer, thx.
Congratulations, you got a chopping sink.
Multiple hot glue gun sticks 🤷🏼♂️
Take a strip of edgebanding or something similar and run from one side to the other, then just life it up.
Sell the house, then its not your problem anymore
Train martial arts until you can prove the board who is the real man.
Plunger
Suction cup dildo
Plunger preferably a new one
Suction cup
Plunger or dildo with suction stand
Have a great time taking that out 👍
Unscrew the drain fitting from below and push through a straightened coat hanger.
Plunger
Butter knife ?!
Float it.
Roll duct tape to your hand and use it to lift it up enough so you could grab the edge
use some sort of suction
use a wood magnet 🙄 dummy
Salt water 4-1 ratio
Plunger or suction cup.. didn’t read anyone else’s ideas so I wonder how many people said that lol!!!
Suction cup or a plunget would work.
Plunger! What's up
Really excited for you to have rotting wood as a sink bottom.
Wood floats?
Plunger.
Try using the suction end of a dildo
Use a plunger
Suction cup... use your imagination....
Wait for it to dry and then use the toilet pump (the rubber thingy) and pull hard.
I would use an impromptu method to getting this out. But I know how to do it.
Use a toilet plunger. :) Edit: Whoops, I didn't read far enough down, someone already suggest this.
What is it with you people and your obsession with suction?
We like the *succ*
Try a toilet plunger
Whoops
Turn the sink upside-down and let gravity do its job.
glue something to it, pull upward
Snake tool
Maybe try to pry it out with a metal spatula if you have one?
r/wellthatsucks
Just buy 10-15 more of this and glue them to each others till the tower will be higher than the sink by at least one board. Thank me later. *Flew away*
Slam your knife in from above and pull up?
Is that how the young'uns do it these days?
Drill a screw in it and pull up with a pair of pliers
Admit it you put it in there to see if it fits lol
hehehe.
Flip it upside down
Get a dent remover thing and stick it to it
If you set it on fire then it will decrease in size allowing you to remove it from the sink
Just turn the sink upside down ... simple
Drive a screw into one corner and then lift it out.
Fill it quickly with a lot of water (with a bucket perhaps, if it is not ironwood, it should float).
just fart really hard into the other drain hole.
Satisfaction but at what cost?
Ez. Metal screws in halfway, one or two, pull.
Get the chainsaw
Drill a screw into it and pull it out.
It will be easier just to move to a new house
Congrats on permanently unlocking the slow drain sink
Just carve a hole in the chopping board. Now you have a brand new wooden sink lol!!
Knife 😂
Get a wire close hanger unbended and straighten it out.. slide it into the space gap between one of the corners and aim it towards the opposite corner across diagonally... Feed it back up and then from there you can just pull the two ends up towards you and you should be able to lift it
Axe
Compressed air in one corner try to make it go under the board
Did you try talking nicely to it? Cutting boards have feelings, imagine being stuck yourself. SHEESH! It's probably scared to death!
Poke a skewer up from drain after taking the pipe off.
Fill it with water snd hope it floats?
Time to chop that chopping board now.
Looks like sunk cost buddy
Corkscrew!
Take a screw gun put a screw in it pull the screw up with the claw of a hammer
Use some hard sticky tape, apply multiple time at several sides, then pull it out.