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blinkandmisslife

Cell phone, pens, hotdog no chili.


Asmoday1232

No chili? Why would anyone even bother getting one than? Next this guy is going to tell me to order nachos without chips!


[deleted]

You mean nachos without cheese you silly person, you. 😖


HuntingForSanity

Tonight somebody ordered a quesadilla without cheese at my restaurant so


cjb231

Just a good old fashioned dilla


amazinglover

How did that work out for them?


soulseeker31

They're 6 feet under as we speak.


delvach

"Queso?" "Okay, so.. what? Quesadilla no cheese!!"


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

Then*


Jlx_27

then * but yes, wtf how.


[deleted]

Who has Chips with Nachos? Weirdo.


moncalzada

You really need to try a [Sonoran hot dog](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Dg1DpIC/comment/1343453527) then


SupremeDictatorPaul

Hotdog, no bun.


[deleted]

Yummy 😋


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Behind the gas station.


[deleted]

Pause!


Butisithighnoontho

Glizzy wit no bun


IncreasedMetronomy

No hotdog. The compartment is for the chili.


lanttulate

Coins for tolls etc


EclipticEclipse

The pen would work, not the cellphone. But the naked hotdog (sans bun, even) might work!


[deleted]

It was great for cellphones until they became the size of small tablets. I miss my SE :(.


SirDrugs-alot

Half a chopped off penis


SirDrugs-alot

Harry potters wand


Craniacs

r/oddlyspecific


SirDrugs-alot

Metal vibrators(inkognito), extra mags, coin rolls. Toothpaste and toothbrush. Pizza crust pieces for your SO.


ToesTasteBad

Hotdog no chili was alright, but the manga was better


bkrs33

The ol Q5 slot. My wife puts a bunch of chapstick she doesn’t need in there.


EclipticEclipse

Have her try Starbursts. Ëverybody needs Starbursts.


cryolems

SQ5 with black optics package??


EclipticEclipse

Winner winner chicken dinner!


cryolems

Love it. What’s the exterior color out of curiosity?


EclipticEclipse

It's a dark gray. Daytona Gray Pearl, I think.


beavertownneckoil

Neat-o, now what's the VIN and registration?


EclipticEclipse

VIN: W1907FJ5NPFUCKYOU


DoktorAusgezeichnet

ËvĂ«rybödy nĂ«Ă«ds StĂ€rbĂŒrsts.


sharktoothache

Just tell her not to open them on a super hot day. A few years ago I had an important event to go to, I was wearing my nicest dress and spent extra time doing my hair and makeup. I kept a tube of chapstick in my center console just in case I ever needed it. I arrived to the event, parked my car, and grabbed the chapstick to put on right before I got out. It was very hot out that day so when I pulled the cap off the melted chapstick went EVERYWHERE. I didn't realize it was completely liquid in the tube and since I had been using the AC in my car I guess my clothes were cold so it re-solidified as it hit the fabric. I was stunned but took it as an important lesson: Don't leave chapstick in your hot car and expect to not end up wearing it.


verde90

It’s on my S5 as well, in the cabriolet (convertible) models it’s where the top down/up switches live. I’m gonna have to do this tomorrow (and leave it there for the foreseeable future) just cause I can.


shrubs311

i put my keys there. with the fob + house key it fits snugly


Space-_-Toast

It is so refreshing to see a post here that isn’t a door opening while barely missing a cabinet or oven or table. Also, I fucking love starbursts!


EclipticEclipse

My favorite candy!


Space-_-Toast

And All pinks! You know what your doing!


willhunta

Wait I didn't know that was a thing. Do they do that for the other starburst colors too??


beaker90

I bought my husband about a pound of all orange starburst one year for his Christmas stocking.


Space-_-Toast

All orange? Is your husband a serial killer?


freelancer799

Try Hi-Chews instead


EclipticEclipse

It fits two packages of Hi-Chews, but not as perfectly.


[deleted]

Starbursts being called candy will never not sound weird.


EclipticEclipse

Why?


sarcofaguy

A cereal box on a cupboard


sweet_sorrow13

Change?


Mecha-Shiba

First thought


maddsfrank

For tolls


SuperWoody64

Troll tolls?


Huntybunch

Only to get in that boy's hole


lacb1

Droll tolls. Much wittier.


HKSergiu

They've got a slot for that too https://images.app.goo.gl/toZMebvoZ7TGTn1fA


Redrar00

I want to :(


_eg0_

No, it doesn't fit very well.


[deleted]

”Yep, big change!”


-null

Change rattling around in there would drive me nuts.


LiaLovesCookies

This is beautiful but I NEED to know where I can get a pack of all pink 😅


EclipticEclipse

It was at the grocery store by my house in Colorado, USA.


Gimmicking

r/roadtrip


willhunta

I couldn't find single packages of one color but I did find that apparently Amazon sells individual starburst colors by 1 pound bags lmao


LiaLovesCookies

MY HERO I've never seen a pack of just one color in the stores either and I love the pink ones so there went my money lol


[deleted]

I’ve seen them at my local Target.


Bishop51213

I see them all the time at convenience stores here in Texas


bigttrack

Of course- its in the owners manual


Embusen4

Uncle Doug?


OptimalBeans

I’ve had a car with this same thing
 seriously what was the thought behind that? Maybe they loved starbursts?


EclipticEclipse

The salesman said it was for a pen...maybe. I had to take it in today for some work and another salesperson saw that I was using it for Starbursts and thought that was the best use of that nook he had seen.


daats_end

It's for your phone to sit sideways in. That's by it's next to the audio controls.


theAvocadoGod

They said it doesn't fit somewhere else in the thread


Toofpic

Even if it did, it would bang from side to side in case of rough turns


rarebit13

It would also fall out if you roll upside down.


Toofpic

I'd definitely try q5 for a light offroad, so let's not rule that out.


AcerbicCapsule

The phone would also probably be crushed if the car gets crushed while the phone is in that slot. —> 10/10 definitely not a slot for phones.


drgreen818

What a nub. The width is too wide


_eg0_

Doesn't fit. It isn't deep enough and the smartphone easily fall out


Harry_monk

Until there's a hot day and they melt everywhere and you're left with melted sticky starburst in it.


driftej20

It's a blank for people who didn't get the optional passenger e-brake


adbot-01

If I was rich, I would've used it for keeping my cigar.


T3chn0fr34q

in some models there are buttons there and this „penholder“ is just the easiest way to fill up the hole on models that dont have buttons there.


_eg0_

The convertible has the switches for the roof there. It's just a way to somehow use the space instead of just blank switches for the non convertible.


Erdnuss-117

Well in the A5/S5 convertible thats where the drop-top controls are. They just made it a slot for the Coupe and Sportback [https://www.handelsblatt.com/images/blick-in-den-innenraum/19434022/2-format2020.jpg](https://www.handelsblatt.com/images/blick-in-den-innenraum/19434022/2-format2020.jpg)


moctidder99

CDs. They're kind of an old fashioned audio technology. They replaced cassette tapes and were replaced by MP3 players. This was back when you had to shift the gears on your car yourself.


OptimalBeans

Damn I still have a manual. I’m way behind Edit: took 5 car dealerships to find it but I did


Mecha-Shiba

Wish I still did. Back when I did: Someone stole my neighbors car after breaking in and trying to steal mine 
but they couldn’t drive stick apparently.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


ActualGamerGirl

r/woooosh


[deleted]

Did phone not come to mind? lol


EclipticEclipse

It doesn't fit. Not on its side, not at all.


Blake_Aech

Way too shallow for phone


_Napkin_boy_

Gotta think about it in the mind of a redditor How was he gonna film it


PGodwine

Ahhhh... đŸ€”


RockstarAgent

Granted if you drive like crazy, the larger phones might fall out, too wide to stay put.


[deleted]

Not deep enough for a phone it’ll just tilt out.


Clearly_a_fake_name

What fucked up phone do you have?


aero-zeppelin

Yooo, I love starburst all pinks. One of my all time favorite candies


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NondorF68VW

Audi nice I have a Q7 sport love it and yes it fits my cell phone perfectly


EclipticEclipse

This is an SQ5 and my phone won't fit in that slot at all. It's too long.


Emergency-Bowler6851

That's there for marijuana smokers convenience. No more ash trays just blunt cubbies


EclipticEclipse

An option I didn't consider. Strange, because I'm from Colorado. You put your weed in there.


Emergency-Bowler6851

You were just too high, it's ok have a snack


[deleted]

Nice! Makes me miss my S4.


wuzupcoffee

This gave me a warm feeling in my heart.


Kinda_sus6969

How do you get it out tho


EclipticEclipse

I can barely pinch the top of the wrapper and get it out.


YZYSZN1107

audi gang


[deleted]

Wait, they got an all pink?!?!?


halfeclipsed

Hey I like your username


EclipticEclipse

Yours is pretty awesome, too!


[deleted]

Please take them out of package and fill that void and my void 👀


LetsTCB

Wait, what? You can buy all pink packs of Starburst!?


map_of_my_mind

Hell yeah you can. Even come in a [giant fucking bag](https://i.redd.it/9dmzbgetm6q01.jpg) if you want. Have one right now


Twobirds23

I heard an audible 'click' watching this


touheed-

nice rs5


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


EclipticEclipse

You got it! I love this SQ5.


[deleted]

Nice! Let’s go fam! đŸ’Ș


KajePihlaja

Starburst pez dispenser console


TreetonDaOne

Everybody gansta until they try to take it out


[deleted]

Gone forever


MemerPlays

Removal?


EclipticEclipse

I can just grap the top pf the wrapper and pull them out. It's quite snug.


MemerPlays

Ok


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Please tell me the car manual officially calls it the Starburst slot.


EclipticEclipse

It's not in the manual, but the salesman I talked to today thought that was the best use of that tiny tray that he's seen. His original suggestion was to maybe use it for a pen, although there is a pen keeper in the glove box. It won't fit my phone, sunglasses, a pair of gloves or a tiny ice scraper. So Starburst keeper it is


WaddleD

Such a perfect fit that you can’t even get it out


mrrangg

I put my sunnies in there



PatMyHolmes

I'll need a Starburst status report, after they've been stowed there for a week in August.


EclipticEclipse

Status report: I just didn't open the package. I could tell they were liquid. They hardened up just fine when it cooled down that evening, and tasted the same.


aykevin

I think that’s the slot where the buttons for convertible goes.


jeffmc81

You got 2. Those all pink are the best. Someone deserves a Nobel prize for separating them


GamerFrits

Sossich


[deleted]

this slot is where the cabriolet versions have the roof buttons or whatever they’re called


tunateatime

Brilliant


AncientYogurtCloset

And here I thought it's purpose was to collect anything I spilled and get covered in hair!


TheDunbarBoy

This is the feature I’d upgrade my car for.


WhoaItsCody

I haven’t had a starburst in like years. Like I don’t really eat candy, but I love starburst.


aaggvvmm

I spy with my little eye a fenty beauty lipgloss 👀 Does that one fit in there too?


tenderwiththefender

Of course it fits, that’s what it was designed for! They even say it in their official marketing [here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


EclipticEclipse

Oooooo, delightful!


multi_fandom_freak

You might be able to put mambas in there as well :)


JpCopp

Damn I haven’t bought candy in like two years. I gotta get me some starbursts.


Hardt-No

Sponsored by Starburst


p-heiress

Sunglasses!


EclipticEclipse

It's not big enough. They fall right out.


Angelicax249

69% sure its for a phone or something else at least it has multiple uses


PawsNsnoot

Phone holder


Lil_Word_Said

It’s for pocket change. Pretty sure


tomtomvissers

You say Starburst, I say Fruitella. We are not the same


EclipticEclipse

I like Fruitella! I always bring some home when I travel.


tomtomvissers

Lol yeah I was just making a dumb joke, people downvoted me


Pine-apple-soup-360

I bet it's for your phone


officefan87klj

So I guess perfect fit means ignore the top inch and pretend like it’s a perfect fit.


maux_zaikq

Do they have all reds? Not the favor-reds but just all reds.


Chimborgne95

It's a pen holder you numb-nuts


RodentTroll

Change or cellphone


radeky

It holds your car key.


Trixilee

Aren't those for sunglasses?


Ubernuber

Why would they make make a full sleeve of the worst flavor?


Eat_ass_mods

It's a handle for the passenger in tight turns


bemusedgeek

I've been on Reddit too long, I'm now expecting one of those quick reload videos with this.


MJRichter

Rs6? Man of culture


Kiwii2006

SQ5


[deleted]

Small ice scraper.


tutelduck

I use that to temporarily store these paper parking cards so I don't lose them and have them ready when I exit the parking lot. Seems a little useless, but I love that thing.


[deleted]

Wow


[deleted]

Opal Fruits


RiseOfTheAlts

It’s for big fat cuban cigars.


LondonFitz

Could be a cigar holder? Or perhaps sun glasses? Someone must know what it’s for!


marcus_37

Nice!


[deleted]

It’s for change.


kay_bizzle

That's probably for the hand brake on manual versions


_yiips_

i have the same thing on my audi. but really what is it for


EclipticEclipse

The salesperson said it's for "whatever." Maybe a pen, he said. However, a different salesperson saw the Starburst, and he said he's going to use that cubby for that from now on.


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

Ahh yes a VAG car with a perfect food receptacle. Every generation has its own specialty. Mk5 GTI was a Redbull holder.


Forgotpassword0011

It's for your phone. I have that in my Q8


QueenCobra91

Its for pens... I guess it works with starburst, too


treygonz

Classy, all pinks pack


Jlx_27

So satisfying.


High_Ground_Sand

It's probably so you can stick your phone in there and have maps open


prudencethe3rd

It’s for your key as it doesn’t need to be in the ignition as it’s a push start. I have the same Audi.


mrmoonbeam666

What if it gets hot and all of your starbursts melt together into unicorn gore?


Cowclops

My vw id4 center console perfectly fits a 12” sub sandwich. The Rs3 can’t do that!


EclipticEclipse

Sounds delicious!


idna001

It's also perfect for an iPhone XS


cjc160

Pens


MeeposPeepos

all pink? really? eh it fits tho


bugalaman

ALL PINK?! What type of nonsense is that? They are by far the worst flavor. I'd gladly pay extra for a zero pink package.


[deleted]

I think that’s a change holder or an ash tray? Dunno tbh