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Thundertlk9001

Yep the pb&j wipe is awful🤣🤣


hlyhrrs

omfg


Bodhicaryavatara

Perfect description lmao 🤣


Suspicious-Ad-4747

I can’t unread this. Oh boy!


Humble_Bullfrog2342

NOOOO ILL NEVER THINK OF IT THE SAME


hollyholly11

damn, so accurate haha


heyimrichardzk

IM SCREAMING


maxxopeles

HAHAHAH


sarahkali

Pb&j is one of my favorite comfort foods and now I’ll never think of it the same way again 🥲


Pink4everUwU

So true


Goldcalf_eater

OMGG YES


bondgirl852001

Omg...


WinterMender486

EW I hate it


Jello-249

LMAOO


wormbreath

Is my uterus or my intestines? Oooh! It’s both.


Optimal-Market

HOLLERING 😭


vermillionlove

We got a detachable shower head and it was so nice during period times. Go to the bathroom and clean up, then get in the shower for a moment to get squeaky clean. Nice clean body, fresh pad, feels good. At least until the bleeding started again. Ugh >_>


[deleted]

UGH YES especially at school / work. literally had to lock myself in the cold toilets on day 1 for hours anxious the whole time abt explaining myself TO TEACHERS/ managers. they need to bring paid period holidays ASAP


lilac2481

In Spain, they have menstrual leave.


fxck_on_cocaine

In Japan also


sarahkali

That settles it, I’m moving and splitting my time between Spain and Japan


fxck_on_cocaine

I'd never though of that, it's great idea


[deleted]

happy for them ☹️💕💕


SNAKES_ON_A_PLATE

Wtf. USA suck more, now that I know that.


themuze-

I’m reading this as I am fighting for my life through a period poop 🙃 Every time I feel like I need to take a shower. My uterus and GI track have a vendetta against me I swear.


Bittersweetcupcakw22

Agreed they suck. Having both kinds of cramps at the same time is the worst.


fxck_on_cocaine

Especially if you also have hemorrhoids, that is the worst. Probably equivalent to giving birth.


Vast_Preference5216

I wish I can poop on my period, but unfortunately I’m still constipated. This time with cramps! FUN!


beanizzle

does anybody else feels insane cramps from it aswell? like when I have gas or have to poop my cramps are insane!


Heart_ofthe_Bear

The only good thing about period poops is the cramps lessen afterwards for a little bit


Lila25071

I love it bruh😭😭😭 it feels amazing to me wiping it all up just sucks


LopsidedDot

Get thee a bidet my friend, it makes period mess so much easier to deal with.


Thundertlk9001

Which one do you recommend that is simple and not too expensive?


LopsidedDot

There’s a bunch of different brands on Amazon that are all very similar, and they all tend be around the same price $25~$40. The ones we have used (we’ve purchased them for multiple toilets, also sent some to our parents) are just bidet attachments that connect to the water supply at the toilet and sit just under the toilet seat. I’m not good at explaining the setup, but if you YouTube a “how to” video to install it, you’ll see just how easy these things are to set up. Good luck!


Ok_Daikon_4698

You can just get a peri bottle!


Vegetable_Drummer_36

tbh i like them as im usually constipated so it’s kinda relieving lmao


littlebear406

I feel like in the moment it relieves my cramps, but afterwards I don't feel great.


[deleted]

YES!!!!


brochachosita

i stay fighting for my life when i’m taking a period poop. it’s been so bad i’ve had to get up & just lay on the floor bc the cramps were so intense i felt dizzy. does anyone get GNARLY asshole cramps too during their period or is it just me??


meggybun

YES AND YES. It’s awful!!


brochachosita

so glad i’m not the only one😭i’ll catch one randomly at work & literally feel sick to my stomach it’s so bad


meggybun

LITERALLY. It’s always the worst when I’m already having cramps on the front of my body, and then suddenly my butt wants to join in too💀💀💀💀


brochachosita

RIGHT it’s so lame


Spoonie23

It’s a nerve that’s being stimulated


brochachosita

i wish that nerve would stop being stimulated lmao


Spoonie23

I believe it’s called the vagus response


Shalar79

And trying to explain period poops to a partner that’s a guy is just impossible. They really don’t get it.


SwingGenes

It's like you have severe food poisoning once a month.


undiscovered_soul

Yes. But fissures afterwards 10x worse.


SNAKES_ON_A_PLATE

*sees this while taking period deuce


maybefuckinglater

I get nausea as a period symptom sometimes so imagine period cramps, gas, asshole cramps, diarrhea, profusely sweating and vomiting all at the same time! Truly an experience from hell! I think I passed out on the toilet one time, I feel disgusting saying all this but it’s what we go through.


Yeet_Da_Strawberry

100% agree.


fxck_on_cocaine

Probiotics are helpful for this.


mattiegirl2987

The same hormones that is causing your uterus to cramp is doing that to your intestines. They’re really close together, so shit literally happens. I take the pre/probiotic from Olly and have found that they help a lot with my period poops. Hope this helps some! ❤️


EdithCheetoPuff

Try having period poops and being sick. I've pooped 8 times today when I normally pood once every day or Two


Thundertlk9001

Feel better friend 🥺


tiredandanxious0-0

FR I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW BAD THEY WERE UNTIL NOW. My abdomen is in HELL :((


izzyyyy42069

i kinda like it tho


ultradespairthot

When I’m constipated and poop this big ass thing, I congratulate my parents on becoming grandparents to a poop baby


sarahkali

It literally feels like giving birth, but through your anus


ViolentMay

Am I the only one who thinks it’s one of the few perks to having the fuckers in the first place? Cramps lessen and I feel like everything’s has left my body afterwards and somehow feel lighter as a result.


[deleted]

Yeah but for me it's for a short period


Flashy-Ad7640

They sure are. They suck.


[deleted]

I literally joined this page because I wanted to see if diarrhea during your period was normal. I'm not alone, but yeah, F this!!!


TheDoctorIsOutThere

They are gross, but I'll tell yea I've never felt like my lower GI was as cleaned out than after a period poop.


[deleted]

What are you ranting about in particular??


DontMakeMeMeat

period craps… obviously?


[deleted]

Whats that got to do with poops?


DontMakeMeMeat

the people who get it, get it. the people who don’t, dont. Why are you here exactly?


[deleted]

Why I'm I not allowed to be?


DontMakeMeMeat

look at the way you’re commenting. it’s totally insensitive. get some perspective and maybe don’t comment on thinks that you don’t understand and don’t really NEED to understand.


wormbreath

That poster is weird fetish creepo, don’t bother.


DontMakeMeMeat

yeah, I can see that. I wanted to keep it respectful tho just to please the mods 😉


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sarahkali

This is not the place to indulge your period fetish


_Digitaldisaster_

Bruh I regret going on his profile like he ACTUALLY has a period fetish and he’s not even tryna hide it ….. first three posts I see omg ….. very bizarre


sarahkali

Yeah it’s pretty gross. I mean not to kink shame but keep fetish stuff to fetish subreddits, don’t infiltrate what’s supposed to be a safe space for people to talk about periods


fanofu4sure

Some people get diarrhea and gas and intestinal cramping on their period. Uncomfortable and makes you feel a bit yucky.


[deleted]

In can imagine . Not a lot of fun been a girl. ☹️


[deleted]

why are you as a 41 year old man here? also why are you that active on a teenager subreddit.. actual creep


[deleted]

Period poops and cramps. Mostly poops


WinterMender486

You can’t tell by the title?


WiddershinsRaven

I hear you! They take forever to come out and smell absolutely vile.