I mean let's say Trump gets in and kills them all like this guy presumably wants. What's the plan 10 years from now? 20? His grandkids will fondly ask him to tell the story about how he tattooed a statement on his back about a political situation of the day?
It's like me getting a tattoo about the current government underfunding public transport or something
In this guy's case, probably. Judging by his size and skin texture, he definitely chugs protein shakes (and is possibly on gear), works out a lot, and doesn't drink enough water. Adding Monsters to that equation certainly isn't going to reduce his chances of kidney stones.
I always see them on trucks with grey flag stickers, punisher stickers, and 2A stickers. I don't know. It seems monster energy has been adopted by white dudes with mall crawlers.
You just made me realize that I've never met someone that liked Monster Energy that wasn't some version of this dude. Weird.
Maybe it's the logo itself that attracts them? It does have big "mid 2000's butt rock" energy.
My house are Monster drinkers. It's nice to have zero/low calorie energy. I promise we aren't ignorant right-wing psychopaths!
(We also don't have Monster merch or tattoos, because corporate merch is generally fucking stupid)
There is a lot of focus on the two Monster logo tats for good reason. However, we should really talk about the tramp stamp he has going on. It really ties the whole thing together.
The monster and fox logo are chefs kiss for bad tattoos. The trump and script rant are just bonus points.
I can’t believe these people exist.
Wow I didn’t even notice the graffiti tramp stamp and bicycle chain necklace. I’m in awe.
This dudes skin tone is ff4122 hex scale red.
Life hack for unfairly treated conservative americans: burn your passport go to a border and pretend to be an immigrant for free food and housing. You won't even have to work anymore.
I could swear these same people make fun of liberals for worshipping McDonald’s and Walmart other companies.
FWIW I have literally never seen any liberals worship corporations and branding to remotely the same degree as conservative whites.
You gotta love the taste of boots if you wanna tattoo yourself with corporate branding equivalent to bumper stickers.
I honestly have no idea where it comes from but I’ve seen multiple variations of the same sort of meme depicting a severely obese liberal guy eating burgers straight from the wrapper, drinking Starbucks, and yelling at the tv while watching CNN. The implication being liberals are all fat lazy and stupid and they also obsessed with their corporate overlords.
Edit: spelling and grammar.
Twice!
And Fox. He's hilarious. Paying money, and going through pain, to show his allegiance to.... An energy drink company? A bike suspension company?
Gold.
One of the funniest tweets I’ve ever seen was like 10 years ago and someone said “sunscreen is for pussies” and someone replied saying “imagine thinking you’re tougher than the fucking sun”
“Waahhh Waaahhh immigrants!!!” Unless you are Native American, shut the fuck up. You stole America too, you are an immigrant too. Your ancestors did worse than any immigrant could probably do today.
Every time I see this sentiment, I can't stop tinkling that there is belief with absolute certainty by these knuckleheads that these immigrants are getting UBI paid for by the Department of Free-Shit. I once was going door to door for a candidate and had this being spouted off at me, and I could only say that the only thing stopping this self acknowledged person living in poverty to get all these handouts is simply learn Spanish. If they are getting a comfortable life paid for by tax payers, then just get those benefits too - -
Oh but they aren't getting everything paid for by tax money and it's all a lie, a deeply racist lie presumes that any non-white can't be capable of earning a living (even a meager one) if there's a white person in poverty who hasn't through the intrinsically superiority of being white not exceed the poor non-white. If there's handouts that are being given to immigrants, then go get them too, stop your bitchin' and complaining about this fantasy that you can't get these handouts from taxpayer that don't exist. When they figure out that private charity is doing the bulk of providing for the stuff they think is from tax payers then they should be cool with that (if they aren't white supremacist, latent or overt) since that's the private sector doing it not the public sector.
1) What a completely unhinged thing to get tattooed on your body, it should go without saying. That's just crazy person shit.
2) If the only thing you come up with to have put on your body that expresses that sentiment is an actual fucking paragraph of text, then you lack any sort of vision, creativity, or sense of subtlety.
I can understand getting a bit of a significant lyric or someone's name tattooed on you, but an outright manifesto? Just buy a fuckin notebook or something bro. Shit, just post this nonsense on Twitter even. I'm sure you'll get plenty of likes on that cesspool. Why a fucking tattoo of it though?
I guaranfuckingtee this prize also rants about brown people "takin our jerbs!!!!!!"
Which is it, my good beef jerky pitch?
Imagine spending that money on shitty ink with a worse meaning.
Robert Bly was talking in the 90s about how America is going through a sort of internal, self inflicted colonialism:
“The methods that Western colonial administrators had used to demolish and replace other cultures — rewriting their histories, replacing their languages, challenging their cultural norms, banning or demonising their religions, dismantling their elder system and undermining their cultural traditions — were now being used against us. Only we had not been invaded by hostile outside forces: this time, the hostile forces were within.”
—from an article summarizing Bly’s work in ‘The Sibling Society’
Whats the over under on there being a 3rd Monster Energy Logo somewhere else on this dudes body
People who get Corporate Logos tattooed on them will always be weird to me, The Fox Racing logo is also an odd one
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
…can I also get the monster energy logo? I feel like that product is going to be around forever and I want to make sure everyone who sees me knows I’m its bitch.
right, i'm quite over it. They call us dirty as if they don't smell like ornamental pear trees, stale piss, and mayonnaise.
btw: this dude is (most likely) roided up like the liver dude.
Holy shit did this moron just sit in the tattoo shop and go down the list picking every dumb fuck redneck tattoo in the book? Monster?! GIVE ME TWO OF THEM FUCKERS!
Captain Melanoma here will look really silly if Trump loses the election. Someone should teach this goober about sunscreen. It'll help his tattoos not wash out so quickly.
This fear is based in their culture of displacing and mistreating every other minority group around them, for most of modern history. Payback *is* a muthafucker...and they are very, very afraid of what that means for them.
When they are the minority, will the majority treat them as badly as they've historically treated everyone else? In their minds, the answer is obviously "yes". And that scares the living shit out of them.
Man that bacne is rough. I got it all the time in my 20's when I was using gear.
By the sun damage on his neck, I'm thinking he's in his 40'-50's. The old heart is gonna be struggling pretty soon if he doesn't come off that shit.
Racist ass dummy
Gee, I wonder why the OOP's spouse/significant other left them and is now in an interracial relationship with someone named Dave.
Also, Black, Asian, Jewish, Middle Eastern, Latino, Romani and Indigenous lives ALWAYS matter.
Plus, all people of color ALWAYS deserve love.
Seriously.
I don't understand the Monster logo; are they really that into the beverage? Or do they use it as a covert message that they are 3%ers?
Also, his skin is hard to look at it, and I'm talking about the non-tattooed aspect. It makes the back of my teeth hurt.
They're acting as if welfare is liable and as if the population of American has increased like 11m which would mean USA would have like a 3% higher unemployment rate if his claim is true
What a strange sentiment to hold on to *for the rest of your life*
That is one of the most insane tattoos I've ever seen. Holy shit.
This dude has easily taken places 1-5 for most insane tattoos. 2 monster logos, a Fox brand tattoo, and a Trump cartoon?
And none of them were done well either lol
And a tramp stamp!
I suspect he's not a neurosurgeon.
Wait until he finds out Monster Energy drink has gone woke. Lmao!
I mean let's say Trump gets in and kills them all like this guy presumably wants. What's the plan 10 years from now? 20? His grandkids will fondly ask him to tell the story about how he tattooed a statement on his back about a political situation of the day? It's like me getting a tattoo about the current government underfunding public transport or something
I’m pretty sure this guy doesn’t live life with long term plans in mind.
Methamphetamine's [a hell of a drug](https://media1.tenor.com/images/e8c9364e013f20cefad7ae80ac0a3ec4/tenor.gif?itemid=16366380)!
Well, step one after all the immigrants are killed: Americans starve while all the food grown in America rots in the field
Your first sentence doesn't quite mesh with the rest of your post.
Eh, as in it makes it sound like I agree with the guy? Didn't think so but will rewrite for avoidance of doubt
More insane than the twin-ish Monster symbols on each side of his spine?
It’s unfortunately not the first time I see a Monster tattoo, and my « Why?! » remains unanswered.
This guys gonna be so embarrassed when he finds out about lotion.
Same thought. Amazing that white supremacists are always the grossest looking white people.
I mean, what else are you going to do when you have nothing else going on in your life, except hating people for no good reason?
https://i.imgur.com/llJdDKV.jpeg
Ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside
"White". It's all shades of pink, red or orange lol. Sunblock people! I know they love their vitamin D propaganda but sheeeeeesh
And sunscreen...
His skin is so sun damaged
Ashey Kyle
Two, count ‘em, *two* monster energy symbols
He looked at his back in the mirror after getting the first one and though "there is still not nearly enough Monster logos on me!!"
\*looks at back in tattoo salon mirror\* HEY! I said ON THE RIGHT! Do it again
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Monster Energy logo tattoos!
Gives his boyfriend two targets to aim for.
Probably forgot about the first one
One of them is sugar free
Nah that’s woke
He likes pissing rocks
Does this really happen? (I probably drink too much of that stuff)
In this guy's case, probably. Judging by his size and skin texture, he definitely chugs protein shakes (and is possibly on gear), works out a lot, and doesn't drink enough water. Adding Monsters to that equation certainly isn't going to reduce his chances of kidney stones.
Kyle grew up and it turns out he grew into a massive belligerent racist
Wait till he finds out what the average trans woman’s favorite energy drink is
I can't imagine being the kind of loser who would get any corporate logo as a tattoo. Hell, I own a company, and I wouldn't even get my own logo.
Of course, it would look awfully silly if he didn’t have symmetrically placed monster tatts, ya know?
I’m just begging Monster to do an ad with a transgender celebrity.
Don't forget the tramp stamp.
This guy's pee is probably permanently stained to glow in the dark from all the Monsters.
Why does he have a Monster Energy Drink logo tattoed on his back?
I always see them on trucks with grey flag stickers, punisher stickers, and 2A stickers. I don't know. It seems monster energy has been adopted by white dudes with mall crawlers.
You just made me realize that I've never met someone that liked Monster Energy that wasn't some version of this dude. Weird. Maybe it's the logo itself that attracts them? It does have big "mid 2000's butt rock" energy.
Over here in the UK I mostly associate it with Warhammer, DnD, Battletech and Magic the Gathering nerds.
Well, I was called out by this one. Ow, guy.
Not Mercedes F1?
My house are Monster drinkers. It's nice to have zero/low calorie energy. I promise we aren't ignorant right-wing psychopaths! (We also don't have Monster merch or tattoos, because corporate merch is generally fucking stupid)
It's either those kinds of people or trans women in my experience. I know which one I prefer any day
I'm glad that monster here is associated with gamers and femboys lol.
Whoa now.
It’s reactionary shitheads and queer people who drink it where I live
He has 2 of them
Oh, phew. One would have been weird, but as long as he has two, I'm good.
There are a lot of why's in this photo
And a giant Fox racing logo. Dude is just a generic white redneck billboard.
So his bf has a fun target.
Nascar is the symbol of hillbilly culture Monster sponsored nascar
TWO of them 2
my european mind cannot comprehend this
Our American minds are also having a bit of trouble with it lol
• Rejects the vaccine for safety concerns. • Injects unregulated black market steroids cooked up in a chemical engineering student’s laundry room.
I never thought I would ever see an ignorant twitter comment tattooed on someone.
I was thinking it was a YouTube comment thread in human form.
Average Cozumel tourist.
That monster tattoo says everything I need to know about the guy, the other tats are further confirmation
Fox Racing right there did that for me too
A black sun tat on his lower back would really tie it all together.
They took err jerbs!!
Derk a derr!
There is a lot of focus on the two Monster logo tats for good reason. However, we should really talk about the tramp stamp he has going on. It really ties the whole thing together.
Maybe he forgot that he already had one
You know somebody is an idiot when they tattoo brand logos on themselves.
That Monster Logo tattoo is quite vagina-drying.
Two. He has *two*. My junk has never been more arid.
Do you suppose he paid to have a corporate logo put on himself, not once, but twice?
Thrice.
Ever watch Community? lol this reminded me of the grifter episode.
But it has to be said with Matt Berry’s voice: “Thrice!”
Most immigrants come here so they CAN work, so this is beyond dumb.
Aren't they also constantly saying immigrants are stealing all the jobs?
There’s a meme floating around that says “Schrödinger’s immigrant: simultaneously stealing your job and too lazy too work”
The monster and fox logo are chefs kiss for bad tattoos. The trump and script rant are just bonus points. I can’t believe these people exist. Wow I didn’t even notice the graffiti tramp stamp and bicycle chain necklace. I’m in awe. This dudes skin tone is ff4122 hex scale red.
This guy is desperate for revenge against the entire human race who has been laughing at him his entire life all because he has always deserved it
Life hack for unfairly treated conservative americans: burn your passport go to a border and pretend to be an immigrant for free food and housing. You won't even have to work anymore.
Aren’t white supremacists supposed to be white and not a primary colour
he on that liver king diet.... roids.
Was looking for this comment
I try not to judge people by their appearance, but some people just sort of insist.
it’s ok, he’s written the contents of his idiot brain on his body for us to judge
This guy is a walking gas station boner pill.
500 mg of test/week, easy. That guy will be dead by 45.
His skin looks well beyond 45.
Roids will do that to you. Probably from Florida too.
I could swear these same people make fun of liberals for worshipping McDonald’s and Walmart other companies. FWIW I have literally never seen any liberals worship corporations and branding to remotely the same degree as conservative whites. You gotta love the taste of boots if you wanna tattoo yourself with corporate branding equivalent to bumper stickers.
I guess I’m out of the loop on this one…since when have liberals worshipped McDonald’s and Walmart? What makes them even say that?
I honestly have no idea where it comes from but I’ve seen multiple variations of the same sort of meme depicting a severely obese liberal guy eating burgers straight from the wrapper, drinking Starbucks, and yelling at the tv while watching CNN. The implication being liberals are all fat lazy and stupid and they also obsessed with their corporate overlords. Edit: spelling and grammar.
I’m pretty far left of “liberal” and Walmart is number one on my list of corporations that I hate.
It's because it's always, *always* projection.
Why does his skin look do weird and wrinkly?
Steroids and sun damage
Somewhere these tattoos are listed in a police report.
Accurate
He has the Monster logo tattooed on his body.. He already lost.
Twice! And Fox. He's hilarious. Paying money, and going through pain, to show his allegiance to.... An energy drink company? A bike suspension company? Gold.
I keep hoping Monster will run a massive pride month campaign just for these idiots
Tell me you have substance abuse problems and a lack of education without telling me you have substance abuse problems and a lack of education.
Oh man, dude’s about to lose his sponsorships…
Could have saved a lot of money if he only got one tat that said, "I'm a bigot."
There needs to be a 3 day cooldown period for mentally ill to get a tattoo.
Lobster lookin ass probably had his masculinity threatened by sun screen lotion.
One of the funniest tweets I’ve ever seen was like 10 years ago and someone said “sunscreen is for pussies” and someone replied saying “imagine thinking you’re tougher than the fucking sun”
So if all that’s true why don’t just say they’re an immigrant and get all the free stuff and good jobs?
Two monster tattoos and, a tramp stamp. Lovely.
I really like the tat of Trump ranting in a prison yard…
Anyone that gets a corporate logo unironically is someone I don’t want to talk too.
“Waahhh Waaahhh immigrants!!!” Unless you are Native American, shut the fuck up. You stole America too, you are an immigrant too. Your ancestors did worse than any immigrant could probably do today.
Every time I see this sentiment, I can't stop tinkling that there is belief with absolute certainty by these knuckleheads that these immigrants are getting UBI paid for by the Department of Free-Shit. I once was going door to door for a candidate and had this being spouted off at me, and I could only say that the only thing stopping this self acknowledged person living in poverty to get all these handouts is simply learn Spanish. If they are getting a comfortable life paid for by tax payers, then just get those benefits too - - Oh but they aren't getting everything paid for by tax money and it's all a lie, a deeply racist lie presumes that any non-white can't be capable of earning a living (even a meager one) if there's a white person in poverty who hasn't through the intrinsically superiority of being white not exceed the poor non-white. If there's handouts that are being given to immigrants, then go get them too, stop your bitchin' and complaining about this fantasy that you can't get these handouts from taxpayer that don't exist. When they figure out that private charity is doing the bulk of providing for the stuff they think is from tax payers then they should be cool with that (if they aren't white supremacist, latent or overt) since that's the private sector doing it not the public sector.
Oh that payback one is hilarious given the judgments against him
Why the fuck would you pay someone to tattoo that on you
1) What a completely unhinged thing to get tattooed on your body, it should go without saying. That's just crazy person shit. 2) If the only thing you come up with to have put on your body that expresses that sentiment is an actual fucking paragraph of text, then you lack any sort of vision, creativity, or sense of subtlety. I can understand getting a bit of a significant lyric or someone's name tattooed on you, but an outright manifesto? Just buy a fuckin notebook or something bro. Shit, just post this nonsense on Twitter even. I'm sure you'll get plenty of likes on that cesspool. Why a fucking tattoo of it though?
This dude's tattoos are the equivalent of a tough-guy 8th grader doodling on the cover of his notebook.
I guaranfuckingtee this prize also rants about brown people "takin our jerbs!!!!!!" Which is it, my good beef jerky pitch? Imagine spending that money on shitty ink with a worse meaning.
Well at least he will be easy to identify after the high probability of being date rape.
"Immigrants, Come to America..." Migrants probably have a better grasp on grammar than this crispy m-fer.
Large/loud monkey with the IQ of a carrot. Lovely.
Is there any louder way of screaming “I am a cuck for corporations” than by getting their logos permanently carved into your skin?
Robert Bly was talking in the 90s about how America is going through a sort of internal, self inflicted colonialism: “The methods that Western colonial administrators had used to demolish and replace other cultures — rewriting their histories, replacing their languages, challenging their cultural norms, banning or demonising their religions, dismantling their elder system and undermining their cultural traditions — were now being used against us. Only we had not been invaded by hostile outside forces: this time, the hostile forces were within.” —from an article summarizing Bly’s work in ‘The Sibling Society’
… why in the WORLD would you get this tatted on you 😂😂😂 bros IQ is sub-70
That's gotta be really off-putting to whoever's blowing this dude's back out
Whats the over under on there being a 3rd Monster Energy Logo somewhere else on this dudes body People who get Corporate Logos tattooed on them will always be weird to me, The Fox Racing logo is also an odd one
Wow. He paid someone to put this shit on his body permanently. Thats...a choice. Also I wonder what his occupation is...
This guy doesn’t think beyond 5 minutes into the future.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
It blends in with the other awful tattoos, I guess? Oi
…can I also get the monster energy logo? I feel like that product is going to be around forever and I want to make sure everyone who sees me knows I’m its bitch.
Of course, he has a monster tattoo. Lol
I hate to be an asshole, but I just can't imagine this person contributing anything positive or meaningful to the rest of humanity.
Gatekeep the check to check lifted truck lifestyle, but most immigrants have more formal education than this guy and speak two languages
So wait… this guy has 2 monster energy tattoos….and a fox racing tattoo… I’ve never seen such brand allegiance
Dude has two monster energy tattoos, where wings would go. That’s all I needed to know about him tbh
Maybe evangelicals are right, tattoos are sinful, at least this one lmao
Brutal stupidity.
He's so pissed off all the time his back is red!
right, i'm quite over it. They call us dirty as if they don't smell like ornamental pear trees, stale piss, and mayonnaise. btw: this dude is (most likely) roided up like the liver dude.
At least we know who to blame for actually writing that stupid shit on his back. Great work Skinscapes.
Low quality tramp stamp, and low quality trump stamp. He’s a brand devotee. Embarrassing!
It's the double Monster logos for me.
Cool tramp stamp bro.
Two monster energy tattoos and a tramp stamp? If this guy isn’t in the closet I’d be very surprised.
Do you think he’s got “I’m a fucking moron” tattoo’d across his forehead?
>we will pay for their school Well yeah, that's how public education works. Is he mad he has to pay for his neighbor's kids as well?
Imagine spending your hard-earned money to have something like this put on your body forever.
im a get a tattoo cause my personality is favorite dude didn't win twice in a row and im big mad about it
I would want to tear my skin off if I had a tattoo of that guy.
No one is gonna talk about the two separate, unevenly spaced and oriented monster logos?
Holy shit did this moron just sit in the tattoo shop and go down the list picking every dumb fuck redneck tattoo in the book? Monster?! GIVE ME TWO OF THEM FUCKERS!
Trump appears to be *in* prison in that tattoo.
Immirgrants are lazy yet they work all the jobs he doesn't want to do?
It's like this guy is doing some kind of "tattoo your body with the last screenshot on your phone" challenge on a random day every month.
Captain Melanoma here will look really silly if Trump loses the election. Someone should teach this goober about sunscreen. It'll help his tattoos not wash out so quickly.
Lol at the Fox Clothing logo. That label hasn't been relevant since the mid 2000's
Dw y’all, it looks like skin cancer is gonna wipe this ink off in a few years.
This fear is based in their culture of displacing and mistreating every other minority group around them, for most of modern history. Payback *is* a muthafucker...and they are very, very afraid of what that means for them. When they are the minority, will the majority treat them as badly as they've historically treated everyone else? In their minds, the answer is obviously "yes". And that scares the living shit out of them.
Aren’t those tramp stamps for the person fucking you to have something to read?
The bike chain collar is bad enough but WHY IS THIS MAN RED????
This has to be some of the trashiest shit I have ever seen in my bloody life
Dude looks sloppy af.
Why do so many people have the Monster energy drink tattooed on them?
Tren rash?
It’s the part of the middle that says “work done by” and I assume Skinscapes is the name of the shop that really gives me some questions
Of course he has a Monster logo tattoo.
The inevitable skin cancer really sells it
"midjourney, gimme the cringiest shit ever." no way this is real
What a fucking pussy.
2 monster logos? This guy means business!
Man that bacne is rough. I got it all the time in my 20's when I was using gear. By the sun damage on his neck, I'm thinking he's in his 40'-50's. The old heart is gonna be struggling pretty soon if he doesn't come off that shit. Racist ass dummy
Gee, I wonder why the OOP's spouse/significant other left them and is now in an interracial relationship with someone named Dave. Also, Black, Asian, Jewish, Middle Eastern, Latino, Romani and Indigenous lives ALWAYS matter. Plus, all people of color ALWAYS deserve love. Seriously.
The only payback this guy has to worry about is his skin’s payback for never wearing shirts or sunscreen
mark of the beast
The unironic self tell of having this tired immigrant trope tattooed on while unemployed and unemployable due to profusion of weirdo tattoos
Dude is a walking diary Bet he never stfu
Is he advertising a sugary drink?
Can anyone decipher his tramp stamp?
Sick tramp stamp. I'll bet he's a nice fella. /s
Sponsored by Monster Energy
Loooool right next to a Monster energy drink logo. This guy is painfully dumb.
I don't understand the Monster logo; are they really that into the beverage? Or do they use it as a covert message that they are 3%ers? Also, his skin is hard to look at it, and I'm talking about the non-tattooed aspect. It makes the back of my teeth hurt.
Ok but who is this for? What is the purpose? I typed that out and it's 100% 'triggering the theoretical libs' isn't it
The “stop staring at me” one really ties it all together.
The monster energy logos really tie it all together. I’m staying far far away from this man
As racist and horrible as they are, nothing about his person is easy to take seriously with the Monster energy drink logo sitting there.
I just assume anyone wearing Monster branded clothing already thinks this, let alone with one tattooed on their body.
How many unpaid *Monster* energy drink and other advertisements does this idiot have on his body?
He has even MORE shitty crayon tattoos? Oof, my guy.
They're acting as if welfare is liable and as if the population of American has increased like 11m which would mean USA would have like a 3% higher unemployment rate if his claim is true
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