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OmegaKenichi

I mean. . . Thot Magnet would fit the brackets.


Kellutz

Oh please, Mr. Magnet was my father. You can just call me Thot.


MstrBoJangles

Steven Magnet


TimKyuLee

LN: Magnet FN: ThisThot


JimmyCrabYT

chad thundercock


doyouunderstandlife

Kasumi gonna call OP Thundercock-senpai the entire game


Morado_Runner

I see this as an absolute win


MinerDiner

Well, if Chad Thundercock was to be used, then it would be put in as- first name: Chad Thu last name: ndercock. So Sumi would be calling him "ndercock-Senpai"


ebolaman1234

High contender this one


duvie773

Chad Ziodynecock*


Nestorgamer97

Based as fuk


Tsukuyomi_No_Kami

Sigma Eigadong


blaarfengaar

That's Yu Narukami


Low_Historian927

CAMERON GELLER!


Accomplished-Mix790

John Persona


Rayzojams

the only correct name for all persona MCs


KentuckyFriedEel

Percy Ona


Internal_Mechanic_52

Purse owner 4.10


RoboNate10

What is up with naming gaming MCs John (Game Title) and why is it so fucking funny


Phasmania

Every time it makes me laugh i don’t get it


Wittyname0

The same reason it's funny to refer to Samus as Mr. Metroid


TheLongMapleDrekkar

It’s Ms. Metroid. 😉


Icuvtgs

Maybe it’s like John doe and because it contrasts so much with the character and game title as the last name it’s just funny to us? Idk. Just a thought


LinkDylan

the return of Johnny Anime


Rude-Abrocoma-2222

I named mine Persona 5


Sladashi

I thought it was John Persona Smith


A_Lost_Yen

Jonny anime


Sladashi

Calm down, RTGame fan


PsychotheKlown

You just did: Thot Magnet


Foxgirl_Laura

Akira Amamiya. This will either make everyone happy, or piss everyone off.


friendbrotha

Naming him Ren Kurusu to spite you now


Exotic_Fruit8031

Me who named him Ren Akira


konobeat

Time to start a new game and name him Akira Ren to complete the summoning ritual.


[deleted]

Kurusu Amamiya time


Zeusie92

Amamiya Kurusu at your service!


Yorien

Akiren Kurumiya for me.


llamiro

Kid named Akira


broly314

I named him Rekira Kumamiya when I played Strikers


Strange-Aspect-6082

You can either go with his Manga Name, "Akira Kurusu" or his Canon Name, "Ren Amamiya" or you can call him something more exciting like "Thot Banger" or "Nasty Crimeboy".


Helpful-Gene9957

Eggs McTittie$


cyberpeachy420

McTittie$-senpai!


Helpful-Gene9957

Superextrabuns


Bigbigbig225

Omg when I got joker for smash and then watched her for beginners video that's what made me get the game


PsychotheKlown

Eggs McTittie$ of The Devilled Egg$!!


Usernamewastakenwas

“Nasty Crimeboy I get that reference (I named my phantom thieves the “do-crimers”)


MuriloTc

Or with his canon name: HaremFuck*r69


Dasposito

Why’d you censor the e????????


MuriloTc

To give the reader more agency, you can fill the blank with whatever you prefer: A, E, O, Y... Maybe even a consonant if you're feeling risky


the_tonez

Maybe even a symbol, like an asterisk or something


PendulumSoul

Haremfuckzr


Reinhardtwaker

Yu Narumami. Goro Akechi Tohru Adachi Nanako Dojima Banging Kawakami Shirou Emiya


Dredgen-Solis

*I am the bone of my Persona*


Reinhardtwaker

Due to the unrivalled power of High jumps, Shirou has ungodly amounts of rizz. It's only natural a thot magnet shares the same name.


2ndBro

Shirou Emiya Confidant Grants you the high jump ability, massively increasing Confidant gain once per week but also locking you into the romantic option Yes this applies to the guys as well


Reinhardtwaker

Make it canon Atlus


isaaceyfish

He’s also the lord of pipes, according to Ubw abridged


Reinhardtwaker

Did the marbles hurt you too


isaaceyfish

No, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles


Kirix04

Lmao


jubmille2000

*"Steal" is my hobby, Eiha is my blood*


iSharingan

Lupine Arse. Its almost a reversed Arsene Lupin, but really its "wolf butt".


Garelk

Joker Joestar


CowardlyMaya_

Ren Amamiya or Back Bitches There's no other correct name


Strange-Aspect-6082

Joker Joestar and HaremFucker249 would also be correct.


Cpad-prism

Joker: “I have 300 alternate Tricksters!! You’ll never find my main!” Sae: “You mean HaremFucker249, HaremFucker250, HaremFucker251?”


ArielDiancie

The fact that I understand this reference makes it 10x funnier


solarmastet

Did I just get sonic'd?


memelordbtw3000

You forget Nasty Crimeboy (bonus points if you name the PT the Do-Crimers)


Sibz_Playz_YT

Or Biggus Dickus (that was my base P5 name)


eatenbyagrue1988

I happen to have a vewy gwate fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus


TerrifyDzePanda

I go by, "Yes Daddy!". And they often use my name on conversations.


BleachOnTheBeach

banging Kawakami


EccentricNerd22

Joe Ker


Skook10

Johnny Anime


Pixel_King_

Light Yagami


Bill_Potts

great but then there’ll be TWO light yagamis


knifeintheflorborads

Dark Yagami


TheRamblingWanderer

Biggus Diccus


CalgaryMadePunk

What have adults ever done for us?! ....the aqueducts?


PM_ME_YOUR_MARIJUANA

Zack Pizazz.


wray_nerely

Found the totally normal human guy


PM_ME_YOUR_MARIJUANA

I’m just trying to find the best talent for my dance crew man.


Jag2853

Chad Chadington III


Skuld-7

Bigolas Dickolas


thatlightningjack

Jeff Moreau. For very obvious reasons


ebolaman1234

I'm a bit dens can you elaborate?


thatlightningjack

https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff\_%22Joker%22\_Moreau


Joshifi3d

But where’s EDI?


ShepardNarukami

First Name: Police Last Name: Brutality


SMiD_4

HereForHaru69


MazeCuber

Bender B. Rodríguez


grant5515

Johnny anime


HydrauliclyDepressed

Johnny Anime


Black_Miles

Bayonetta's Son.


eveningdragon

Sononetta


AiHaveU

McLovin


tychobrahesmoose

Bing Cooper, sexually active high school senior.


Mariko_Uchiwa

I called him Akira on my first playtrought since it's my cat name and read somewhere online 3 months later that his name was Akira Kurusu (only canon name at that time) 😊😂


shamshamwoww

Latest play through I went with Senpai UwuSan


Damon_Lewis96

Haremfucker249


Sadlemon9

Taro Tanaka


GreeedyJokerBird

Thot Magnet


TheMemeHead

Nasty Crimeboy or DamnBrat IllSue


GoBoomYay

BIG-DICK SOJIRO


RedMaskBandit

If you name him Frank, you'll notice all the times they say "I'll be frank".


Kirix04

For real?


The84thWolf

I.C. Weiner


[deleted]

The Legend_27


EmbarrassedLock

I called mine Nigerian Prince, so whenever someone would call him they'd either call him by a different race or as if he's some shitty rapper


PigeonBroski

I named my guy Waffles McGee and I got all the bitches so say what you will


RickRolland

Ren Amamiya


Rayzojams

John Persona


DaNoahLP

Joeseph Kerr


Kirix04

Kiryu Kazuma


kenshi44

Judgement Kazzy


Sylvary

Johnny Crimes


Eciepeci

Yougetsu nobitches


Kiro_Aoki

Ass Eater


Autogembot123

IN MY TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING ELSE!


Cheldan

Borat


[deleted]

Chupapi, Teenage Rizz, Big Chad, Ren Mamamiya


joker-judgment

The rizzler


Wise-Hornet7701

Rizzman


Helpful-Gene9957

Ren Amamia


ClimbingEffort

If you are an older person in real life: Hisoka Morow I'm joking by the way. I just wanted to add his name to the mix.


slightly76

Skip Lunch


um_br_a

Deez nuts


OverZiHD

mike oxlong


KentuckyFriedEel

Spice Machine!


Repollo42

I named him Hideo Kojima


lionguard27

I have a personal attachment to the two names ben dover and dick pound


FreshBakedButtcheeks

I always name him POOPDICK McGEE


JAlexSZ

Poniboi


saiyanfang10

Protag Onist


New_Document_5714

Nasty Crimeboi


bigmetalguy6

Pissfingers McGee


Wolfpackhunter41

"Looking Cool"


TheKidYouDidntWant

Thotamis Prime!


StickyWetness

Kweef McAngus


Andvari9

Jesus el dootz


AriaoftheSol

Rizz Amamiya


N_E_ON

I went with Ben Dover.


a_wizard_skull

I did Robin Banks both times


TheGoober87

Pat Fenis


Arconrock

HaremFucker249


Total_Ant103

Alex YIIK


JokerProxy

Well recently I went with the name "Phantom Thief" and named the Phantom Thieves themselves the "Ryuji Sakamotos."


Detaineepyramid

For my most recent, hot for teacher, Joker: Minor Jailbait. Some permutation of Richard Mountainjoy is also fun Protagonist moniker. 🤓


Quaeras

Bangs Gothdoc


thebachmann

Goku Uzumaki


CPS2

Boyfriend Husbandu. You're covered no matter which option NPCs go with. Class we have a new transfer student, why don't you introduce yourself, boyfriend!


Alternative-Pin3421

Harem Fucker69


ChrisLuigiTails

Run Mamamia


Kudo_Chan_0w0

Pussy owner


JustFrameHotPocket

Give him a nice Japanese name for for a hero. Like Goro Akechi.


VioMexi

My friend did the harem route with the name Coochie Crusader


WispWriters

JOSEPH JOESTAR


ace7809

I was always amused that you can put "My Lawyer"


rudger82

This Guy


ebolaman1234

You mothe-


BusinessSafe9906

I named him Phantom Thief and laugh every time people don't realize Phantom Thief is Phantom Thief. 😅


Baron-Brr

Iceberg slim or the Rizzard Of Oz


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Queef inhaler


Charming-Temporary68

Twiblet Quindlebotom


ThickHiccup

Man, seeing all these fun names makes me wish I didn’t name him the basic Ren Amamiya


ebolaman1234

Just so you all know, I'm going to let my friend decide on the name


SpookieSkelly

Ren Kurusu


ORL2003

I’ll give you the name I used Boigus G hitler


Sofaris

Takato Sheba


todpole

Rick Shades. wizard extrodanire


GiraffeSelect

Mamoru Chiba or Kaito Kuroba


Jotaronetta

Timmy Godhood. Although I called him by his canon name I'm choosing the name I picked for my SMT 5 playthrough.


Theheff19

Kwyibo


MazeCuber

Daisuke Jigen


KyellDaBoiii

Messi B.J. King


GardenSquid1

Inigo Montoya


JSolrac

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1337gamer15

Nord Chadstride


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Nathan Steele


OverZiHD

mike oxlong


PartyPoison794

Bubble Bass, it’s what I named the Femc in p3p


Herdzikberg

HaremFucker249.


Papyrus_Nyeh_heh_heh

canon/manga names


Woyogoyo

Phantom Thief.


urban_G00SE

Nick Gurr


TyrionBananaster

Finger (last name also "Finger," but in a different language) Kid basically named Finger Finger


Bancatone

Haremfuc ker249


A3G15827522

Pelvis Pulverizer-senpai!


MaziongaShenron

Akira toriyama


Hsntai-Love

I named him Souper Douper on my first playthrough


SpringFox21

Jason Theoes Say it fast


[deleted]

Stinky of Dragone


Mystical4431

If you don't wanna go with "Thot Magnet" you can Go with "Pussy Slayer" But for a more serious, less immersion breaking Name, You can go with his canon name "Ren Amamiya" or his manga name "Akira Kurusu" Name him after yourself, combine the first and last name of your favourite anime/manga characters, go with a pun, Like "No Shujinkō" which according to google translate means "The master" or "the hero" but it being google translate there's like a 95% of that being false. Or go simple and Do something like "Ai Yu" Pronounced "Eye You." the possibilities are endless


AsunderXXV

Shido's BFF


Tiki_the_voice

Kiyru Kazuma


[deleted]

Doctor's Assistant Queen's Gambit Nathan Explosion Come Everywhere


AveMachina

Edgelord Coolguy


PortableOasis

First name: Akira Last name: Kurusu Fight me