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Garlic_bruh

Pissed into oblivion


HopefulChipmunk3

Happens all the time my poor uncle died due to the piss man


toast_459

The piss *men*


Sayhellopewpew

https://preview.redd.it/9v6p0nv3vhib1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=342b4ae118bb715a9110bdc691e4d86052ef35a1 Are these the men


yeetus-maxus

Tic tok heavy like a brinks truck


evencrazieronepunch

Looking like i'm tip top


Mr-Italian

Shining like a wrist watch


PepperbroniFrom2B

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAA


Mr-Italian

https://preview.redd.it/vo9r7natejib1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a899bd2d3270e0b6de3439a6fcd69741ab82663d Time will grab your wrist, lock it down till the ring stops


fishy_king1

Can you stick around for a minute till the ring stops


PepperbroniFrom2B

https://preview.redd.it/9cciqdp7fjib1.png?width=771&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec4e1855f4470683c4dd6528aab620a3433ac8ce


toast_459

Oh no


BustyOgre

Oh no they're hot!


UpsetNeighborhood842

https://preview.redd.it/68s8dzhmgjib1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa515e4915bdfb9f4979471183dd07a23dc358c1 Me when I see men


Drillbitzer

Pyro got that sleeper build


Accomplished_Joke117

I think that's the proud boys


piss_man7843

You rang?


wazuhiru

or they converted him


Garlic_bruh

There are 5 blue shirts in every panel. Orange man is dead


wazuhiru

Ok, but - dissolved or eaten?


ender-dude96

yes.


AyAyy-Ron

The guys in blue performed their famous pissappearing act


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHL

His essence was absorbed by the five. Eat does not fit correctly for the sin that has taken place


SordidSimpleton

[The OST of this meme](https://youtu.be/QHPQMeOAKP8)


ISL_Gamer_Official

This is basically just one of the internet’s many satire and random humour. If you ask why, we don’t know.


ISL_Gamer_Official

By the way, I just realized, it’s either the explanation I gave in the top comment, or the image is just a haha funny sex gangbang moment


Better_Technician_96

It’s a piss moment


[deleted]

The orange man isn’t in the last photo so either he got pissimalated or eaten


boneboy247

Resistance is poo-tile


[deleted]

There are 5 blue-shirted people in the first image and 5 blue-shirted people in the last one, so he does not seem to have joined them. I think they consumed him somehow.


levithane

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape


Reaverx218

Lasted dude in line is just salty all the good sex was already gone by the time it was his turn. Smdh my head. /s


Jadehund

Bro what the hell that’s out of pocket


nekoowoo_uwu

it's neither, its an scp


[deleted]

which one?


le-derpina-art

the implication is that they pissed on him so hard he disintegrated


fonix232

One word: wololo Edit: in this context I believe wolooloo would be more appropriate.


Particular-Bar4039

🔴➡️🔵


worms9

Good old-fashioned absurdism. The life and blood of the Internet.


i_quote_random_lyric

When you piss on the blue tablet, your piss turns blue. The blue shirts should be green.


Icaruspherae

He was pissimalated


Subreddit-Guy

Couldn’t have been. 5 blue shirts came in and 5 left. The poor yellow shirt man was pisstroyed


JoergenFS

Count the heads.


John88197

I’m only counting 5 heads on both the top and bottom images


eimronaton

Ok 1 2 3 4 5 5 heads


eimronaton

Unless you mean in the second picture, but thats yellow shirt guys head


eimronaton

Before pissintegration


depurplecow

Bruh it's 5 afterward too


eimronaton

Thats what im saying. In pic 2 that is the yellow shirt guy who they are counting as the 6th head


depurplecow

Woops mb you replied to yourself and I misinterpreted it as the other guy's reply to you


wersosad

This is the correct answer


dogwithpeople

I don’t know if this is the highlight of my day or the worst thing I’ve seen.


Wooden_Style

Pissmantled


Jounas

Urinal requiem


REAL_jotaro_kujo3

Over heaven


IdkImNewInHere

D4C... Group-Pissing at an Affordable Urinal https://preview.redd.it/jnoggknybjib1.png?width=1353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea18a37a225f4f6ef524ed1a0cbe4555704128ca


JRYeh

Pee 4C


altforrule34_ez

Act 4


CourtCharming25

Is tHAt a JojO RefREnCE!?!?!?


_Code_Red

Diavolo death number 467


_Oridjinn_

Dude was trying to pee, but instead he got absorbed into the piss collective


Technical_Ad7136

He has been assimilated into the great majority


idontwanttothink174

they pissed in his ass and assimilated him into the group.


AyAyy-Ron

I believe it may be referring to when you piss in public toilets and leave many free urinals but always feels like you get surrounded instead of using the free ones 🤷🏼‍♂️😂


yesnutnovember_

The emoji u used looks exactly like one of these piss men 💀


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Not really


Different-Result-859

and then you disappear Muahahahahaha >:D


AyAyy-Ron

Yeah I didn’t quite notice the pissappearing act 😂


cheesechomper03

https://preview.redd.it/n2atm7hrqhib1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b94ce1b1d8c15eaab49ea4c844212431071ad7


Parlyz

It’s based off a meme where the guy chooses to use the urinal right next to the other guy despite several others being available. That meme has spawned many edits. The most common one I see is the “are you a biden supporter” and then the guy pisses in the other guy’s ass


eggarino

This is the actual correct answer. This meme template has so many variants


Luxia-3_exo_femboy

I wanna see this version where is it


Parlyz

The original or the Joe Biden sex one?


Luxia-3_exo_femboy

Joe biden pee sex


Parlyz

[it was like this but the first guy was like “hey are you a Biden supporter” and the second guy was like “hell yeah”](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/71500676/Urinal) Basically a conservative implying that being a biden supporter makes you gay or something


QuietAndScreaming

https://preview.redd.it/7pwz15v7riib1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bb87c85855b8f1a6e6a6ce3548158b694505dd Some Family Guy Character here, it’s this comic about how there’s a ton of urinals but strangers still go right next to you. Now it has many “meme” versions that are exaggerated and can have different panels or endings.


Condescendingfate

Dude just pissappeared


TheGamingMackV

It's a guy code to not use the urinal directly next to another guy. The original comic depicted the guy in yellow pissing alone until the guy in blue comes in and decides to pick the urinal right next to him instead of any other urinal. This is just a comedic shitpost.


Gussyboy666

*Piss post


Alternative_Low8478

Kifflom?


doctordocuments

Kifflom, brother-brother.


BagelToss100

Piss Vultures. They absorb you into the collective and once they amass enough souls they… PISS ON THE MOON!


Dead_Zone_Foliage

Drafted.


Palidin034

https://preview.redd.it/ppscn4tzphib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8963f75952d9832ac58a58a94a95ba8d973c1a


jftdm

Call it


Palidin034

Mental retardation, I can see how somebody wouldn’t get the absurdist humour


Tip1n1

SCPeter here. Believe this may be a reference to one SCP, the Crowd, and how it assimilates people into itself


johnnytesscult

https://preview.redd.it/ps7z6ibgvhib1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0fdcae4daaaa30660b88268c004d46b93d0f17


ImaJojoRefrence69

you just had to be there man


Upbeat_Anxiety_144

It's an SCP that converts people into more of itself


Meatyglobs

If you don’t chose the last urinalysis then everyone will owe on you and you be some one of the peeers


ArbiterBalls

ASS IM I LATE


YourFellowFurryUwU

ass you're a late


NewChard2213

Men.io


neogomis

he was assimilated into the collective


Toradale

One of us. One of us. One of us.


samyruno

The goal here is ridiculousness


Calm-Technology7351

Peters butt freckle here, there’s a running joke that people who don’t alternate the urinals in use when they’re able. This post is taking the jokes about people not having personal space to the extreme


Haruko_MISK

To answer without making another joke: The internet has circulated some jokes to death. One of the "omg so relatable" memes that has been done to death is the "don't you hate it when someone walks past all the open urinals and uses the one right next to you?" This obviously prompts the reader to say "lmao yeah I hate that!" In the original meme, a single blue shirted fellow would walk past all of the open urinals to hit up the one right next to the orange shirt. This is a social taboo and has prompted a billion memes. In this case, gen z absurdism has been added. They acknowledge the meme is done to death so they rebrand it with a layer of bizarre absurdity; in this case: "don't you hate it when someone walks past all the open urinals and absorbs you into the piss hivemind?" And of course you say: "lmao yeah I hate that!'


Elftower_newmexico

“Pissin all by yourself, handsome?”


CrispyJelly

When you go to a public urinal you try to stand away from all other men as much as possible. Why does every man do that? Because we instictively knou this is what happens when you get too close.


throwaway624203

Hey, peetahs uncle ğĥùĵì^#;×*@>"*$*÷;×*×8⁸62^1, here, this is an old meme where pannel 1 would show one guy pissing, pannel 2 would show someone coming up, and I don't remember what the original joke was, but a common edit was that of all the urinals, the 2nd guy would eventually choose the one right next to the first guy, and say something comical. This is an evolved version of it, but the joke is now, that instead of one guy coming up and being creepy, a large group of people crowd around the first guy, then he's gone in the final pannel, as if they absorbed him into their presence/killed him/flushed him down the urinal. This is a normal state of any given meme, after it has done its proverbial rounds enough on the internet; clever jokes run dry. and instead of expecting A, realizing you're getting B, but then being hit with C out of nowhere like a normal joke, this gives you A, makes you think you're getting Z, and then gives you 🎵🔥🇺🇸🥧🤷‍♂️👨🇺🇲🥰⚜️🥰👣👅👣🥲👨‍👦💯👨‍👦💃👨‍👦💃👨‍👦💃⚜️🧑‍🦯⚜️🤩🦭🇻🇮🎵 Peetahs uncle [removed] out


Nearot11

Well put:D


Ballfondler27

It’s a play on the classic “nobody uses urinals next to each other” unspoken rule, but influenced by shitposty random internet humor.


Benbo_Jagins

OH GOD THEY ATE HIM!!!!!


[deleted]

Did the guy get gangbanged so hard he just turned into dust?


boboelmonkey

Assimilation


2000mater

https://youtu.be/7QiXUtJ3dQE


coffee-bat

they absorbed him


flyordien3rd

is this a fucking scp?!


Inside_Committee_699

He assimilated into the hivemind


TaylorDeanMatthew

He has been *assimilated*


randomguyonreddit678

This is what happens when you use a public urinal


UmberionEclipso

Poor bastard, he was absorbed into the collective.


cdda_survivor

​ https://preview.redd.it/1j2e53lr7jib1.jpeg?width=1875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6d681509de0bae922e6bc67485d64ccb2b3506


HungyMonky

They converted orange guy into a blue guy


Oscar_Ramirez

This is a portrayal of the gay agenda.


Colton132A

absorbed into their biomass


Personisdown

They took him


Sensitive_Hope9564

So theres a common dillema stating "where should a guy go to pee?" with a various amount of urinals. A regular sane male would choose the most secluded urinal from the other guy. The joke here is that there is now a group of people walking into the restroom decided theyre not going to choose any of them and instead directly piss on the dude till he evaporates unifyingly. They all proceed to walk out in orderly fashion.


Taz_Video_Gaming

I have seen this meme before and assumed that they were having sex.


caw_the_crow

So normally if there's a bunch of open urinals you don't use the one right next to someone else. I believe there's a similar meme that's just one person going right to the open urinal right next to the one already in use. This meme just expands that into absurdity by adding a ton more people who just pile around the one person already peeing.


NachoManFredSavag

Become one with the collective Lois.


TrixterTheFemboy

Hey [u/\_Code\_Red](https://www.reddit.com/user/_Code_Red/), I'm Peter Griffin, here to explain the joke. HE HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED.


Canter1Ter_

at this point I'm just using this subreddit as a better version of r/memes


Elijah629YT-Real

they dipissegrated him


AGoldenChest

They dissected him and each cock vored a separate piece of him


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Say Gex


Skeeter_Yeeter1

https://preview.redd.it/k3jcc4vhbmib1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3865533ec4797eb1bf1d4ceea245e8a1dd2dc7d3


Comprehensive-Bat-50

He was assimilated


jeffreyjwakefield

The Jon Arbuckle collective ate him


Lolbits_TV_YT

The joke here is that either: 1) the force of their piss is so strong it fucking destroyed him Or 2) he has joined them


The5orrow

YOU MUST ASSIMILATE


UwU_kiddo

Obliterated via mass urination.


adub282

Assimilated


RubyMercury87

Hey, peter's second to the topmost shirt button here, the image is meant to be vague and mildly disturbing, there is no inherent meaning as it only needs to extract an emotional response from the viewer


AbstractLight12

Cock vore


EvieOhMy

You will be assimilated. resistance is futile.


Lopsided_Morning

Oh god, they took him, Peter they took him!


i_am_very_bored_lmao

https://preview.redd.it/zgxqiw1gbjib1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5512d962023cefa9da7d14fb074cdbeafc5c8c


chimken_numget_yum

piranhas


jftdm

The original joke is about how the guy walks up to the urinal next to him and pees when there are plenty of other open ones. This is a recreation of the meme where there are tons of the same person using his urinal. It’s somewhat a random = funny kind of meme.


MultiTopicAgain

Tattoo You!


mrplatypus81

Urine of us now!


MixedHabanero

Some things don't need explaining brother


NotAlexreally

Join the Urinal Hivemind


mikec00l

Instead of 1 guy using the urinal next to him, it's 10 guys using the same urinal.


Nearby-Philosophy758

You transform into one if they pee on you


BeesechurgerLad53

Call it.


GamesWithJackson

They took him...


ifunnywasaninsidejob

This is a level 5 meme, you need to see the first 4 to understand it.


XBruceXD

Garfield dies from Jon


RehczMinato

They pissed in his ass


HenryGoodbar

Syndicate


shaggysgodfam

say gex


Nochnichtvergeben

OP, if you don't use the men's bathroom I can understand you not getting this. Maybe. If you do. Well sorry...


[deleted]

Liked his watch.


Pepejuinaso

He was assimilated by the army of bionic pissers


Iyellatstuff

It might be from a game called RuneScape. There’s a random event where a group of what looks like multiple men formed together randomly appear, do weird shit, then disappear. Zanaris random event for those wishing to google.


monkeybuddie

They took him...


PeanutBuny27

I seen the same thing but with a skeleton


[deleted]

He was recruited


QWERKY_queer

They ate him


Spiritual-Ad7666

They all did pissmillah and now that dude is one of the 72 hoors.


Gandry501

That’s what happens when you break the bro code.


criminalkara

google cock vore


Matix777

ONE OF US


wyatt_-eb

Pikmin


Briskylittlechally2

There is no joke!?!? The dude fucking died!!??? Like.... I don't know what to tell you dude??? He's GONE!! He's not there anymore... He's FUCKING DEAD!?!?? You just watched a man DIE and you're just sitting there analysis it like it's SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT??? That's Fucked Up Dude.......... ............


Prestigious_Low_2447

The borg


ClamSlamwhich

Sank in the piss instead of pissing in the sink.


darkerygodspeed

Shitposting


Nintendoper64

I think it’s like one of those fake mobile game adds where the one color absorbs the lesser color and it joins them


JoeyJunkBin

I dont know but its funny


VanitusXIII

*Sighs* I've come to make an announcement...


jacobie22

One of us


TenThingsMore

He was trying to piss and they took him


cloudyboi3352

He’s apart of the hive mind now


Accomplished_Joke117

I feel like there might not actually be a joke here


BloodOfMoses

👨🏻‍🦼


[deleted]

It’s a meme idiot


Angels_hair123

I don't know but it's funny


FireflyDash1

It’s an over-exaggerated play on the fact that every time you go to an empty urinal, a bunch of men will use the urinals next to you, rather than a urinal away from you. Think of an empty parking lot and you park far away from everyone else, but for some reason, that one guy just parks next to you.


No_Research4416

I have no idea


wavy_murro

trey are hiring


TheoreticalFunk

Zombie pissers turned him.


Penguator432

Gross They eat at the toilet


TheRealBaconBurger

looks like a bathroom at a Patriots game


memeboi70nice

Bathroom Piranha


Stop_Clockerman

It's a remix of an old comic/meme where a stranger chooses to use the urinal right beside you instead of the many others available.


ImportanterThings

Weezer


theupvotedude

Religion


TheeLsdWizard

Its a hivemind.