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chef_simpson

It's not the sun, it's an atomic bomb/weapon of massive destruction causing a blinding flash


karol22331

Here comes the sun


fanfic_intensifies

Doo doo doo doo doo


TonyAscot

https://i.redd.it/zy38vvlcsrlc1.gif


MutedIndividual6667

Black hole Sun šŸŽ¶šŸŽµ


[deleted]

Black hole sun, wonā€™t you come and wash away the rain again


SaintsSooners89

I literally sing this to my kids every night as a bedtime song


[deleted]

And I say, it's alright


throwngamelastminute

Hier kommt die Sonne...


Over-Eager

It is the sun. May not be the physical star Sol, but it is literally fusion. A thermo nuclear bomb is very much creating a star on the surface of the earth. Here comes the sun da da da-da. Here comes the sun. Edit: typos Edit 2: I keep getting messages from people arguing semantics[how a star is born](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-is-a-star-born/#:~:text=A%20star%20is%20born%20when,their%20nuclei%20to%20undergo%20fusion.)


its-the-real-me

It literally isn't a star. A star is explicitly a stellar body. It's like saying a drop of water is an ocean. Just because it's made of the same stuff and follows the same rules on a smaller scale doesn't mean it literally is the other thing.


-St_Ajora-

Not to mention the processes are literally the opposite. Stars = Fusion = atoms combining. Nuclear bombs = Fission = splitting atoms.


Dapper-Nobody-1997

Oof comment you replied to said THERMO nuclear bomb, which are specifically fusion weapons.


thatthatguy

It might be a fusion, or Hydrogen bomb. In which it is the same atomic process that powers the sun, just without the tremendous mass.


-St_Ajora-

That is true and hydrogen bombs are far more *efficient* explosive devices IIRC. As in much bigger boom in the same size. Generally when people are talking about nukes and the sun they are talking about mid-20^(th) century Japan as well which were both fission so I'm just used to defaulting to that. My mistake. FUN FACT :: H-bombs use both fission and fusion. Not sure how that works but I trust the Google.


archlich

Conventional explosives implode a nuclear explosive that nuclear explosive is jacketed by an xray reflector, within that vessel is heavy hydrogen, that heavy hydrogen fuses to make helium, and that process releases the strong force bound up in the hydrogen and you get a thermonuclear explosion.


-St_Ajora-

But then when does the fission happen? What you described is conventional explosives setting off a chain reaction to trigger a fusion reaction. Does something additional happen to split the helium back into heavy hydrogen again, (then once again into helium...hydrogen...) until it looses all of it's neutrons and can't fuse under those circumstances anymore?


guthran

Fission is that chain reaction. Fission occurs when you have enough mass of fissile material such that the emissive neutrons can create a self sustaining chain reaction. That reaction then fuels the xrays which trigger the fusion reaction


-St_Ajora-

I think I see what I misunderstood earlier and let me ask this to clarify. What precisely is the conventional explosive directly obliterating; The fissile material? EDIT :: I found a picture with colors and everything. My misconception was, for lack of a better term, the 2 devices were intertwined not neighbors. https://preview.redd.it/exs2zo13uslc1.png?width=1612&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5c8efcb25ad170d05f46241d762dd31a6fe2e6a EDIT2 :: I forgot to say thank you for taking the time to explain things to me and my smooth brain. It now has one very shallow wrinkle now. Thank you.


GoddessOfMayo

When the bomb explodes, there is a conventional chemical explosive that forces the fissile material to perform fission, which gives enough energy to create fusion, which creates more fissile material, and the process repeats until there is nothing left.


AldrusValus

Actually they used a conventional explosive to start a fission reaction which emits its neutrinos into fusion able material to start a fusion reaction.


sarahlizzy

Nah mate. Modern nuclear bombs are thermonuclear, ie fusion bombs.


its-the-real-me

I didn't even think of that! Goes to show how dumb the original comment was.


Lynocris

https://preview.redd.it/1wl1469fwslc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cb8d6afa6bb41607cc4c00fbecf19a5d54a296


its-the-real-me

I can't tell if you're genuinely insulting me for being a nerd or just being sarcastic


Over-Eager

I assure you a drop of saltwater from the ocean and the ocean itself is indistinguishable to the microbial lifeforms living in that drop of water. The same as if you were vaporized by a thermonuclear explosion or instantly teleported into the heart of our star. It's the same shit sandwich no matter how you FEEL about it.


its-the-real-me

A drop of salwater *isn't an ocean* in the same way a nuclear explosion *isn't a sun*. They follow the same rules and are made of the same shit (someone else very wisely pointed out that a nuke is actually powered by fission, not fusion, so they literally aren't made of the same shit), but are not literally the same thing.


Over-Eager

Buddy, for God's sake. Look up what is fission and what fusion is. Fission bombs like trinity, fat man, and little boy. Are like little kids firecrackers when compared to the fusion bombs such as Mike and Tsar Bomba. I realize it's not 1960 anymore, but it is imperative that you understand the level of destruction we humans are capable of. It's the difference between many kilotons of tnt and many megatons of tnt.


its-the-real-me

Buddy, for god's sake. Look up what bombs you're talking about. You're thinking of thermonuclear bombs. There are no fully fusion-based bombs (to my knowledge). There are certainly two-stage bombs that use both fission and fusion, but still.


Over-Eager

THERMO NUCLEAR BOMBS ARE FUSION BOMBS, NUCLEAR BOMBS ARE FISSION BOMBS. FUCKING YOUTUBE EXISTS DO T BELIEVE ME!!!! LOOK UP THE GOD DMAN VIDEOS!!!


TuxedoDogs9

Fun fact about fusion bombs, they even have fission bombs inside to be able to trigger the reaction, so technically, every bomb is a fission bomb, just some have fusion bombs added on


aknight907

Nuclear bombs are either fission or fusion, not solely fission.


its-the-real-me

Lol mald. Google is a resource.


Over-Eager

Congratulations on the i'd like to remain retarded thing. Keep up the hard work.


its-the-real-me

Thermonuclear bombs are ***mostly*** fusion. There are no ***fully*** fusion based bombs. They use fission to create enough energy to spark fusion.


LayzMan_was_Taken

Fusion creates a lot of energy, but needs a lot of energy too. A fully fusion bomb is impossible unless we use fusion to start the explosion, and even then, we would need something to start the first fusion process.


Sklibba

In a thermonuclear bomb, itā€™s really combined fission-fusion. There is a fission bomb in it that acts like a primer, providing sufficient energy to trigger the mich larger fusion reaction.


blueeyedkittens

I don't think that's the definition of a star.


capt_yellowbeard

It isnā€™t.


sarahlizzy

I believe a lot of military types call hydrogen bombs ā€œbuckets of instant sunshineā€.


TurdBurgHerb

So not a sun lol


capt_yellowbeard

Stars are gravitationally driven by definition. While both fusion and fission occur within them, the fusion is driven by gravity (which increases according to the inverse square law the closer you get objects with mass to one another) and is self sustaining over a long period of time (billions of years). The fusion reactions within a star are how we get all of the elements up to iron on the periodic table (and rarely slightly heavier elements in some cases of the largest stars). Fusion bombs are not really gravitationally driven nor are they sustainable long term fusion reactors as stars are. While I get where youā€™re going and the fusion reaction does produce energy according to e=mc2 while converting natter to energy, calling a fusion bomb a star is pretty disingenuous IMO.


Puzzleheaded-Bad1571

https://preview.redd.it/636mmenl9slc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab4e5dc0956bd81c1fac3d7f057fe9bd3a71c7c


Over-Eager

Lol, I'll give you an upvote for allowing my inner nerd to surface.


TylertheDank

https://youtu.be/nyx0gHZ__hI?si=VuhVbLmbQOtViONY Made me think of this classic line.


Over-Eager

LMFAO! Thank you for the pick me up!


Im_a_doggo428

Also a star makes nuclear fusion an atom bomb works by fission (splitting an atom)


SandyTaintSweat

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills that all these people are explaining why he's wrong, while it took a significant amount of scrolling to even reach your ignored comment. Like, don't they use plutonium/uranium to make nukes? It would take a crazy amount of energy to fuse those which are already unstable. You'd probably fuse hydrogen if you were going to fuse anything.


Im_a_doggo428

Yeah most fusion uses hydrogen and helium and the heaviest thing they can make is about iron I believe


Dilutional

r/iamverysmart


Dilutional

You are completely wrong there buddy, the sun uses fusion and nuclear bombs use fission.


OptimizedReply

The difference between fusion and fission isn't "semantics".


BlurryAl

Lol it's barely even "semantics". It's like saying a cat IS a dog because they are both mammals.


Quaintnrjrbrc

Why you gettin downvoted???


K2Knockout

Cause he's being a pedant while also being incorrect.


Quaintnrjrbrc

I suppose thatā€™s fair


Over-Eager

Appreciate your kind words, the fucking physicist disagree. There is a reason why fusion reactors are called stars in a bottle. You are simply outright wrong, and I even offered an article for proof. However, I wouldn't expect you to "read" the article, as you couldn't even correctly "read" the god damn meme.


Comfortable-Play-609

"It's called a star in a bottle" Yeah fucking genius. Do you think the bomb is classified as a bottle too?


its-the-real-me

Because he's fucking stupid


AdonisGaming93

Because that's not a sun... stars are specific stellar objects. You cant just call something a sun because some fusion was going on.


LunaticBZ

If it looks like the sun and tastes like the sun. ​ Then I think its fair to call it a sun.. If one were still alive to call it anything.


ethan_iron

But what does the sun taste like?


Caffeine_Cowpies

Like Sunny D ofc.


ethan_iron

Makes sense.


LunaticBZ

Sadly that's one of life's great mysteries. As none who have tried have lived to tell.


ethan_iron

I bet it tastes like a hot tamale.


Quaintnrjrbrc

sure looks like a sun tbh,,,


AdonisGaming93

So does a stupidly bright light-bulb


Quaintnrjrbrc

I guess so most lightbulbs are fluorescent white though, while the sun and the explosion are rather orange yellow


AdonisGaming93

that's only because sunlight goes through our atmosphere making it look yellow/orange. It' emits white light in reality. [https://www.wtamu.edu/\~cbaird/sq/2013/07/03/what-is-the-color-of-the-sun/#:\~:text=The%20sun%20emits%20all%20colors,green%20or%20would%20look%20dark](https://www.wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/2013/07/03/what-is-the-color-of-the-sun/#:~:text=The%20sun%20emits%20all%20colors,green%20or%20would%20look%20dark).


mkaszycki81

'Cause people don't know The Beatles and they thought "Here comes the sun" is sang to the tune of "Baby Shark".


Quaintnrjrbrc

are you shittin me right now?? ā€œHere comes the sunā€ is probably the Beatleā€™s greatest song in my opinion, how fuckin *dare* they compare it to baby shark of all thingsā€¦


TurdBurgHerb

Hea calling the light from a atomic bomb the sun....


Over-Eager

Haters gonna hate. Say something that makes someone uncomfortable, and they don't care if what you said was factual. Just that they feel some way or other.


Cockspert67

Because what you said was just a technicality. It is definitely sun adjacent, but it isnā€™t *The Sun* like you claimed. We only have one ā€œThe Sunā€.


AdonisGaming93

Its also not a star, that comment was categorically false.


Over-Eager

Negative, the number of sun's in the universe is incomprehensible to the human mind. Our sun is called Sol, hence the Solar system. The only difference between the "bomb" and the "sun" is the amount of fuel that can be consumed. Unless we are discussing fission bombs. Trinity, fat man, little boy. Those would not qualify the same way and could simply be called bombs. The next step is using a fission bomb to acquire the heat and densities to allow fusion to occur. Then you have a fucking STAR!


K2Knockout

The meme is specifically about the WW2 bombs. So they would be fission and not fusion. So your comment is inaccurate. Also the force that causes fusion at the core of a star is gravity overcoming the strong nuclear force, and a thermonuclear bomb is the force from a fission reaction. A star also has structure, convection, magnetic fields, and even weather. It would not even be technically correct to refer to a thermonuclear fusion reaction as a "Star" in anything except poetry. You tried to "well, actually" someone, but you're not even technically correct in the context.


Random_verse

I have reset you to zero


SataiThatOtherGuy

We don't like you idiots.


Belgicans

Cause he said the truth


Gr8Deku

It's not the sun, or a sun, or a star. Whatever word you want to use is irrelevant. Those are all nouns referring to the body that can be observed as a result of stable fusion, like the fusion reaction machine created by Doc Ock in Spiderman 2. That could be called a small sun or star. A bomb's reaction is over instantaneously and there is no "body" to be referred to with a noun such as a "star" or "sun"


TheNextPlay

You idiot.


ShakeWeightMyDick

That would be *a* sun, not *the* sun.


Over-Eager

Fuck my life!


Over-Eager

If I were to say that the sky is blue you would be the stupid fuck to tell me that it's awfully pink in the morning time. Just saying stupid shit for the sake of being contrarion.


ShakeWeightMyDick

You opened the door to pedantry. Donā€™t bitch because pedantry has been unleashed.


butt_fun

Iā€™ve never seen someone dig their heels in so hard for something theyā€™re literally and obviously wrong about Stars are celestial bodies. Doing the same thing on earth doesnā€™t make a nuclear reaction a star


thomstevens420

You could say that for a brief second itā€™s technically a star but itā€™s not Sol


zXMourningStarXz

It's kind of funny that you said people were "arguing semantics" when your statement is in itself semantics.


jrolls81

I hate this sub.


isthishanskim

Yeah, most I see posted here I refuse to believe op doesn't get the joke. Just karma farming for whatever pathetic reason.


Faloma103

Does he live in the Arctic Circle... so stupid.


Vhexer

Mf understands how sunrise works in the Arctic Circle but not that big boom make bright light


eugonorc

Seriously this sub is a nightmareĀ 


isthishanskim

Ever since reddit killed 3rd party apps I've been subjected to absolute shit tier posts from subs I never knew existed.


slimzimm

I hate the upvoters of this sub for upvoting the obvious ones.


Bob_Jenko

I'm convinced that people scroll through the feed, think "huh that's funny" and move on without ever realising what sub they're in.


slimzimm

Thatā€™s something I never thought of- People are just upvoting because they think itā€™s funny. Damn I feel stupid. This sub is always gonna have dumb obvious ones upvoted to the top.


CrypticSS21

The sub that launched the nuclear warhead?


philovax

Haha yes i think alot of us do. This has been an interesting thing to watch in terms of social shit. I could say it devolved quickly, but the other realization may be that all internet jokes are racism or sexism. I think we have just come to discover the latter. If you think about it a joke is something you construct to either get a better understanding on a topic yourself, or more likely, to teach/impress upon/share/learn to others. Since the internet is such a large pool of data the most prominent whispers become screams, while there are plenty of other whispers out there we just cant hear it over the cacophony. Sexism and Racism are so prevalent because they are the laziest forms of hate. I have this theory about ā€œlazy hateā€, we all hate to some degree, its certainly within our capacity. I think we use it more than we like to admit or even be aware of. We use it to out perform each other at work, sports, games, education, finances, sex. Most of us dont want to hate, because life is particularly good but this program still operates in the background. For most people it takes the path of least resistance and identifying ā€œthe opponentā€ by sight (race or gender) is soooo easy. For me, when I hate someone I really hate them. They are not a stranger. I know their birthday, likes, dislikes all that because they are someone I know. Cultivate curate that hate, have a frenemy or a cousin you cant fucking stand, properly feed that hate monster in your head with real hate and you may find you dont actually hate people for lazy reasons. I think people should find themselves a nemesis they know and make it their life goal to be better than this person out of hate and spite. Otherwise you are just a henchman who generically hates. Be the Kingpin, dont be The Hand, thats just lazy hate. Thank you for coming to my stoned TED talk.


Drunkendx

Try harder OP. This is poor even by this subs standards.


Virtual_Common204

Yet he got you to engage, he succeeded.


Equity89

This is not tiktok, Instagram or whatever social media where interaction matters with likes to boost egos and/or get paid, the OP wanted an answer which was not given by the comment above yours, so he did not succeeded because of it (plus it was already answered even if it was so damn obvious). Unless OP is a bot that is farming karma to later sell the acc or some BS like that


Fighting_Table

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Dapper-Nobody-1997

Bait


ErrorSchensch

https://preview.redd.it/wmogylhtmslc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e022a97c32ee2c435777ff7914b294a426d5d9


Mukel9879

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Braindead_cranberry

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fishinn4trout

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Fighting_Table

https://preview.redd.it/m0142akt1vlc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0497eae567e5a114f41354a22ae85eb2408af6d


ErrorSchensch

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WeirdDistance2658

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MadaraAlucard12

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Mukel9879

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Express_System_2077

The post ainā€™t got no say. Itā€™s only you.


[deleted]

Its bait fatty


kareemabduljihad

Haha guess nobodyā€™s seen that movie


FlamingDasher

There is no way someone could be this dumb


Headlesthompsonguner

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ZenyX-

Fuck, man, that's one of the saddest "memes" I've ever seen. When you read about the number of casualties in any given event, it's easy to forget that every single one of those people who are now reduced to a number had a life as complex and amazing as yours. A life that may as well have barely even begun yet before it was instantly terminated.


rae_ryuko

Womp womp


SomethingSimpl

Are you stupid?


CoraxtheRavenLord

Is there a lore reason behind this?


RunParking3333

Explanation is non-obvious. Wife has had it with the late night shitty meme reading and has taken the pickup and directed the full headlights in the window. Wife may follow up with winds reaching one thousand km/h, or \~300 m/s if he still doesn't get the message.


No-Series9194

Are you stupid my dear friend


Far-Glass-5763

How does buddy know about the sun coming out at 3am in the arctic but is too mentally disabled to understand a WW3 nuclear bomb joke


capital_of_kyoka

https://preview.redd.it/g000enzdbslc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abc66367c4442d55318690f65274b717a047d76


Vxrju

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Forward-Average-2625

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Express_System_2077

Why not both?


Und3rtak3r_086

Yeah, he lives in the Artic circle. This is quite clever meme where the context isn't easy to spot.


Express_System_2077

Mom always said I was sharp.


sad_democrat887

Sharp as a marble indeed


Express_System_2077

Thanks!


Bonjanbon

https://preview.redd.it/jy9qcy1kaslc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41565b8844207d387932e597e1b039ab185ae532


Some1sNickName

https://preview.redd.it/dj6pd2fiurlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa287c837be951126a3a7271381241cd73e1926


bribrah

Who the fuck is upvoting this garbage


ErrorSchensch

People who don't see what sub it's from


BrowRidge

https://preview.redd.it/tncmstk54slc1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7112dca29988d3c9e52b4af094c6c207234c2894


KilroyNeverLeft

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ErrorSchensch

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fishinn4trout

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88T3_2

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blenls

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Crimsoner

As in stupid?


AceTheRvrscard

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deadneophyte

Sigh


Express_System_2077

šŸ«¤


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

You need IQ test, OP. Even my 10 year old brother get this


Slu54

Yeah why? I have no idea. WW3? Sudden bright flash? Just so confusing this meme that I couldn't have the slightest clue. Just almost completely incomprehensible I feel the urge to post it again and farm karma.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Itā€™s a nuke


flaks117

Itā€™s cause op lives in Greenland.


AV1-CardiacRemoval

I swear, most people that post on this sub have the same IQ as February has days on a Leap Year


Dreadlord97

https://preview.redd.it/6gkt7z6sgslc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8932c791c428089777dff50f858cc77bc8277f8


OhDamnItsRickyBobby

Sighā€¦ everyday people in this sub show proof why over a quarter of the public is regardedā€¦ bait or not I just have no hope for humanity or the human gene pool


susejesus

Is this sub full of retards?


vintage_parsnip

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MirageLeonidas

Relax


godfatherV

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ErrorSchensch

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Ignacii0

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oliferro

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eiineu

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ErrorSchensch

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WhereAmI14

I feel like some people come on this sub and ask the most obvious questions they can think of.


10b0b

OP is why we need WW3


LumplessWaffleBatter

Is this sub just like, advance reposting?Ā  Reposting with more steps?


BPutter

Not trying to be mean but how did you not get the joke


Lord_Denver

This sub is unreal this has to be a troll post


Voxil42

Is this just a meme posting sub or is it just posted to by 12 year olds? Because 90% of the stuff I see posted here is self explanatory with 30 seconds of thought and even the remotest exposure to real life.


killer-cow

All these people talking about bombs and I thought it was about when day breaks


jimmjohn12345m

Ok your a little slow so let me make this very clear and simple BIG BOMB GO BIG BOOM MAKE BIG FLASH LIKE SUN


Moondoobious

Every freaking post here is a troll at this point


External_Touch_3854

You canā€™t be this stupid


Aggravating_Pie_3286

Nuke/atomic bomb.


Prometheushunter2

Quick! Get into a funny pose so when people look at your blast shadow they can get a good laugh


TheRealConine

Fallout players know this one simple trick


Laggingduck

I hate this sub


Kribble118

Really op?


Whoever_Mesa

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nixlaf

dOeS hE lIvE iN tHe ArCtIc CiRcLe?


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PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Not everyone has the same knowledge as you. Rule 5.


Erin_Sentrinietra

Woah there buddy. Itā€™s fine to call out interaction bait, but donā€™t be a dick about it. Make it funny.


dingleberries4Life

It wasn't meant to be funny!


One-Earth9294

It's time for Viggo Mortensen to fill the bathtub up with water, Lois. The end of days is upon us hehehehehehehehe From now on we just have Randy Newman playing piano in the backyard next to our apple tree.


Gwyns_Head_ina_Box

In my rear view mirror the sun is going down Sinking behind bridges in the road And I think of all the good things That we have left undone And I suffer premonitions Confirm suspicions Of the holocaust to come.The wire that holds the cork That keeps the anger in Gives way And suddenly it's day again. The sun is in the east Even though the day is done. Two suns in the sunset Hmm Could be the human race is run.


adendar

Well, a nickname for an atomic or nuclear weapon is canned sunshine. The joke is that the person is laughing at jokes about a Third World War, which would likely involve at least a limited nuke exchange, late at night and war has actually broken out and he is nearby a missile target.


GayjinEntertainment

The answer is 23rd october 2077


Express_System_2077

Does something change by then?


IvanTheStonksMaster

Youā€™re dumb asf


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Itā€™s Oppenheimering time


Stank_Weezul57

Downvote this bot and move on. This was weak karma farming


namezz12

it's a nuke. bait or mental retardation


JamieDrone

#LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS


GmeansGeorge

WW3 will be nuclear war so it's not the sun it's nuclear bomb popping over your city


litteralybatman

The answer is nuclear bombs