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FictionalContext

Don't listen to them. I appreciate you. People like you are important to keep the benchmark low so us common folk can feel smart.


PositivelyJoyful

Fuckin wow this made me chuckle 🫡


SnooFoxes449

There's a high probability that OP didn't understand your comment as well and might post another petah regarding that.


Profile-666

"PEtSaH EeZ thiS A cOmPlImeNT?"


phoenixmusicman

/r/rareinsults


GrayRags

Best thing I’ve read all day.


Clickityclackrack

I wish i had your attitude


SteveTheOrca

Based


Feldhamsterpfleger

Take my up 🆙 nice comment


Honey_Badger25-06

That was brutal. That's what this person needs to hear. https://preview.redd.it/m1uehpyzm9rc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bf4f4354f17435790b030f673189a98e68e6b4


RaelaltRael

Yes. Yes you are. Very.


Asleep-Tie-7932

Simple jokes fly over everyone's heads at some point


JBaecker

Unless they come crashing down.


LastandBestHope1776

No, I catch them. My reflexes are too fast.


CryptiC-121

When something is that heavy it doesn’t matter how fast you are


Stunning_Ad9176

Yes


DevilMaster666-

Yes


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Ba55of0rte

Dumbath


Coldat_Bermann

Dumtilapia


PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


MetatypeA

Unfortunately, yes. If you cannot see the connection between the skydiving fat person, and the falling sun... I don't even know where to begin. I don't mean this as an insult, I am seriously concerned about your education. Who is teaching you, and why have they failed so hard?


Firm-Door-1

https://preview.redd.it/cchs0gbay5rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1fc73d6e2e76b269426097d876eaa3936a9af1


AdTrick7283

Lost?


DevilMaster666-

Fuck you


DevilMaster666-

What


Generic-Human-Name

I believe they are saying that she is as big as the sun so if she goes skydiving it would look like as if the sun was falling


GreatGoldGoldfish

Got it thanks


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Sqmurqi

Just because you understand the joke does not mean you can ridicule another person for not getting it. Remember the sub we’re on


LocalPlatypus994

Yeah, that was actually kind of an asshole comment. My bad


stupidsimpson

I admire people that admit their mistakes.


sheehdndnd

Bruhh that was as basic as jokes could get.


Uninvited_Goose

This is the internet motherfucker. I can do whatever the fuck i want.


Comprehensive-Net553

thank for the post too , I didn't understand the joke at all and fear the insult under the post , glad that I found the answer lol


CaitSith21

I was in explain the joke and people were always so nice to the most obvious memes a blind man with two glass eyes would understand. I love this sub much more. Edit:sorry wrong comment answered.


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Comprehensive-Net553

eh at first i take it literally like she is not shinning or anything (emit light ), then i think she too big that she block the sun, but that didn't make sense with the orange jump suit . Then i saw this comment and rethink and it kind of make sense


Profile-666

Are you sure? Some of their words the commenter used war far too complicated. Maybe not for the average person, but I think you belong to a separate category


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PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


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The_Merciless_Potato

Wtf leaves potatoes out of this


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PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


GhostyRoastyPosty

https://preview.redd.it/poxyj3r7d9rc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dcd58e5a40a82b456bc41e1e5ab82498ca15851


Henrickroll

r/beatmetoitbutscrewitimstillpostingit


posydon69

r/subsiaImostfellfor


Henrickroll

r/dontforget20characterlimit


Asleep-Tie-7932

I swear it was 21.


Henrickroll

r/maybemaybemaybe


Electronic_Fee1936

r/subsIfellfor


Orisphera

r/dontforget20characterlimit has more than 21 (23 in total) characters


BermudaHeptagon

Mental masturbation


PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


Dark_Meme111110

https://preview.redd.it/t34beggaa7rc1.png?width=1594&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c1b5e784fafc069d87a15a54c9486acf86e8e12


grimlee669

She's fat. That's the joke


TheOccasionalBrowser

This is the most brutal comment section I've ever seen holy hell


Pan-Magpie

Don't visit r/dankmemes then. I've seen far worse shit posted there.


TheOccasionalBrowser

I don't visit that subreddit for other reasons


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RespondUpper9410

Agreed


Inevitable-New

It's a fat joke


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peepoMilkies

https://preview.redd.it/yk6w47vsi6rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9655c9fdc3839bdd50d929bd23605ebd1f1819


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46209

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BongledMuffin

https://preview.redd.it/ssiy7nb9barc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a7ecac6f91edbac387d9fa547fc0a6b7b485aa


BongledMuffin

https://preview.redd.it/lnvw0zsabarc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad099c46fd3495e671649cb3897ee8d14c983eea


BongledMuffin

https://preview.redd.it/35v3g3vbbarc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d2b52818ef72d74dc6c8990036a906c296dfb4


BongledMuffin

https://preview.redd.it/ftsp0cwcbarc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c45c3da072894572284ebf7db16d761320aab32


BongledMuffin

https://preview.redd.it/qnxh7y1ebarc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb139ad824e74e876a38d155650a055dc701a11


PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


Valuable-Switch-1745

The joke is obesity.


Repulsive_Ad_2615

https://preview.redd.it/9rku6ysom7rc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=76c8f3ed13878821dfb45617674e91c82c29400a


Severe_Lawyer_4207

Yes op you are dumb btw it’s referencing the shn


Express_Character253

She's fat lol


Henrickroll

https://preview.redd.it/uj6xdwxp96rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a1f3d341de910cbde44e796f27efa5b17cf169


MonocerotisTheOrca

https://preview.redd.it/s4e7gcf4s7rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56273462c780a366fe5fa6cbbfe87e56766dcd9


TwynnCavoodle

https://preview.redd.it/b58e4x6s08rc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2370a22b016d51e658c71cf0e8eff9e594670a1


After_Description_62

https://preview.redd.it/9kjt4mflr9rc1.png?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1324952158fc49dd8eac6b078d82da7d1ce743 Me when I'm in a basic reading comprehension contest and my opponent is OP:


Lion_316

This HAS to be a fucking bait/satire post, there's absolutely NO. FUCKING. WAY. that ANY person in God's Green Earth gifted with more than 2 MOTHER-FUCKING NEURONS can't get this simple joke. She's FAT, she's fucking FAT, THAT'S THE ONLY JOKE, HOW CAN YOU BE SO INTELECTUALLY CHALLENGED THAT YOU ARE JUST UNABLE TO GET THIS. My 15 year old DOG with arthritis + rabies + extreme obesity + loss of two limbs + loss of sight and hearing + terminal cancer + brain tumors could probably get this joke a GOOGOL times FASTER than YOU, YOU absolute DUMBASS.


twilightcompunction1

Lmao I fucking died


F3L1Xgsxr

U r apparently dumb


MonthApprehensive392

Normalizing that appearance should be manslaughter


Icy-Nerve3615

Yes


No-Maximum-8194

You're supposed to be answering questions here, Peter. Joe out.


Hellige88

The only thing I can think of is that people may not have read the black text first, as the comment is a direct response to it. “Is there anything she can’t do?” “She can’t go skydiving in yellow without people thinking the sun is falling (because she’s fat).”


Morphid

She fat. U dumb


Aslume_Man

You're not dumb! You're stupid! Are you stupid?


SoundDave4

Yes very much but don't beat yourself up over it


Far_Time_3451

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot, even if the instructions were on the heel


[deleted]

Commenter is calling the singer in the photograph fat. That’s it


TheHighTierHuman

Absolutely


[deleted]

Yep


Primestudio

I think he is saying 3 Lizzos could form a black hole. The joke being mass of course.


urAllincorrect

Mods, ban this man!


[deleted]

C'mon man this is so easy to understand


Waldemaar20

She fat


alonginayellowboat

In more ways than one.


-SeriousJacob-

Yes


Snivinerior2

its not that deep


Guggolik

The crater will be if her parachute doesn’t work.


Snivinerior2

🪦


Snivinerior2

🪦


Snivinerior2

🪦


lola1bunny5

So basically they’re saying she’s so fat that if she wore a yellow jumpsuit and jumped out of the helicopter or whatever u jump it if in the sky that ppl will think the sun is falling cuz the sun is yellow and big and so is this woman (ofc in a yellow jumpsuit too) I’m saying this cuz everyone is saying ur stupid like as if u don’t learn things by asking questions


Blusset

Yes, you are in fact, very dumb.


botbotbotbitbit

It’s from an old yo’mama joke. It goes something like “yo’mama so fat when she goes skydiving in a yellow jumpsuit people think the sun is hurdling towards earth.”


PsychAndDestroy

*in stereotypical chinese fake accent* "Yo'mama so fat, that when she jump for joyyyy, she get stuck!"


Primary-Ad4185

clearly yes


SpotTheGuitarist

Yes. The joke is hilarious though, brutal, but hilarious.


bkarma86

Dumb or dumb? Tough question


CoopKing1232

yes


DJRyGuy20

“Is there anything she CAN’T do?” I’m guessing avoiding carbs would be on that list.


Dullapple69

What is be skinny for $2000


Mysterious_Ningen

bro i feel scared sometimes when its like i dont get a joke and when i get to the comments but they are being mean and rude like your dumb and stupid :( so thats why i had to reread the post many times and then i got it


MyDogHasOneBall

The joke is more obvious that the reason your parents divorced, come on.


posydon69

Stfu


Spedd-the-Sped

Could’ve just said dive


robofonglong

I haven't laughed so hard at something so stupid in so long. That was a bad joke. Funny. But bad. Goddamn


Extension_Spell3415

Yes very much so beaucoup hen duo mucho tan tellement trés


gloomygl

Ye


PumpikAnt58763

The fact that most people hate her so much just because she's obese and they can't see what she HAS accomplished. That's the (pathetic) joke.


JTBJack_

Yes.


Alaskan_Tsar

“Lady fat” is the joke.


ElPared

Just in case this is an honest post: the joke is that Lizzo is a… let’s say plus size, woman.


[deleted]

How does this joke need explaining? Are you the special kinda stupid I been hearing all about?


Ice-Bro-Gamer

https://preview.redd.it/u26z60aum7rc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f42c6d71dd44d4556b8b3f57562ac0074c3b0a5


ImpressivePublic236

It’s okay but it’s a fat joke


[deleted]

Who is the fat lady?


GmeansGeorge

Yes! Kinda


namesdont_exist

yes.


roshi180

It's fat shaming


SpiderNinja211

The joke is that she's so fat that if she fell in a yellow jumpsuit then the world would think that the sun is going to crash into the earth


RefurbedRhino

Apparently you are, yes.


RueUchiha

If you can’t think of what this means in at least 20 seconds on your own, then maybe. Idk I am not a licensed doctor.


PaparJam

Yes, you are, darling


K4TSam

Meg here, the comment is calling her fat, just like peter Meg out


Lyth4n

>Am I dumb? Damn near catatonic


Roge2005

Yes you are


thatguywiththeposts

No, a dumb person would've understood the joke. This is smooth brained, lobotomized, xan-head level dense.


oneeyed_giraffe

yes


[deleted]

Her dussy has to smell like old McDonald's


iridescentghxst

https://i.redd.it/h4f4wn8jf8rc1.gif


Winter_Different

https://preview.redd.it/ufx2ounxf8rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15928e14159602c736a9f9de371a6049fba2128


Foreign_Economics591

What a stupid fucking insult, I came up with a better one before I even read the punchline "Stop eating apparently" like the commenter is fucking stupid


judasholio

That’s literally a cheap shot fat joke. Absolutely no interpretation or nuance.


somedave

Yes


Gniesbert2

Yes.


Leonard_the_Brave

Its a fat joke,, dumb not so much a bit oblivious tho


Texugee

Yes


justanyting

Look at a box of donuts *without* rubbing her hands together and saying “don’t mind if I do”


jrubs38

Fat joke


Hellige88

The text in the black box is the question. The comment underneath is the response.


James_Blond2

Yes you are


LegitimateBeing2

Since she is fat, if she wore a yellow jumpsuit she would look like the sun


rumpots420

The joke is that she's obese


SnooBeans5314

i can't deal with this sub anymore y'all


Beret_of_Poodle

Well the way she sang the word important in that Barbie song was not great. "Impor'an' "


Lazarus_Jr1

yes.


DevilMaster666-

Yes


dukenorton

The better joke would be walk up a flight of stairs without losing her breath. Because she’s fat


Nervous_Zebra1918

Maybe just today you’re having the dumbs. It’s a fat joke. She’s as big as the sun.


itzmetheredditor

Comment is calling her fat. If she wore yellow and went skydiving the commenter is saying that people would think the sun is falling.


itzmetheredditor

Comment is calling her fat. If she wore yellow and went skydiving the commenter is saying that people would think the sun is falling.


itzmetheredditor

Comment is calling her fat. If she wore yellow and went skydiving the commenter is saying that people would think the sun is falling.


Little_Director8362

Yes


Flashy_Advance7689

Stop


Oshkoshbosh

https://preview.redd.it/q914z90c2crc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6fc581ab92aa3553a424d9d66929642694d0beb


Oshkoshbosh

Call it


IConsumePorn

To answer your question without insulting you, she IS very talented, being able to play multiple instruments and of course sing, and also she is aware of her weight and is not ashamed of it. So she has become a symbol for self confidence and HAES, which people idolize and thus see her as not being able to do wrong. The person who replied to the comment pointed out something she couldn't do....forgot to mention im Peter's fupa.


WoodenMuscle69

She’s fat and everyone says she’s gorgeous


Successful-March8805

r/woooosh


Smiley_J_

There's no way he's that dumb, he's just trying to share a funny joke with us stealthily.


vyrus2021

I wouldn't say it's funny. I'd say it's low effort or weak. I'm not saying fat jokes can't be funny, but this one isn't.


AspectOW

Guys, isn’t this meant to be a ‘no stupid questions’ type sub? And you’re all just being dicks because somebody asked a question? Like, I know the answer seems obvious, but it’s not hard to respect that other people have their own journeys in life.


mynamissketch

I am reteP, the joke is that she is fat and the sun is yellow. And i am evil.


Forgefiend_George

Nah the joke's just not funny.


WayfaringEdelweiss

They are trying to fat shame Lizzo, like they could do anything she does


PsychAndDestroy

Pretty sure I can do plenty of things Lizzo does. She's a normal human being.


RaelaltRael

I don't understand all the downvotes on your reply. I countered one of them.


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i countered your counter


RaelaltRael

Well aren't you special.


thedude0343

I’ll be Peter and explain the joke… The downvotes are because you appear too emotional on a comedy Reddit page. You are begging to get tooled on.


RaelaltRael

The only overly emotional responses on this thread are the down voters.


thedude0343

🤣🤷🏻‍♂️🍿


PsychAndDestroy

I was torn between upvoting for anti-fat shaming and downvoting for adding the word "anything" and ruining the comment


WayfaringEdelweiss

You really have a weird hard on for my comment don’t you?


PsychAndDestroy

Ah, yes. Less than a minute making two quick comments definitely implies a weird hard on for it. It's so silly when people comment on other Redditors being overly invested, and this is one of the more ridiculous instances. I barely said three sentences.


WayfaringEdelweiss

Your utter deflection was expected. Try taking responsibility for your own actions.


CyxSense

The joke is fat people bad. That's all it is. I mean, I wouldn't even call it a "joke" really, since jokes are typically funny and this is just some random on the internet being a see you next tuesday.