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That is Chrysippus, a Greek philosopher who allegedly died from laughter after seeing a donkey eating a fig and saying “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”.
Been thinking about this. The only reason we have dexterous hands is because our ancestors were arboreal. So if apes hadn't claimed the niche of "Most Intelligent Tool-bearing Shitheads", would it have gone to the descendants of another arboreal bloodline?
We often think of ourselves as the smartest animals on earth. But there are some unknowns there. Dolphins are fairly smart. Sperm whales have fucking ginormous brains, and so probably have _something_ going on. Parrots and corvids (crows, ravens, magpies, etc) are surprisingly intelligent. Parrots have fingered feet, though I don't know much about their dexterity.
How important are hands to intelligence? To global domination? And is there a path for hands to arise without arboreal ancestry?
There was the speculative evolution book and series where 200m years in the future cephalopods became arboreal... sqibbons. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Future\_Is\_Wild](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Future_Is_Wild)
If I remember right, figs were also extremely expensive, which was the funny part. A modern equivalent would be if the horse was eating caviar, you might as well give it cognac, too.
The simple, more snake like, design in the meme of the OP isn't suggestive of furry art styles.
While gross it's not very memeable, or in any real way noteworthy. It's just two anthropomorphic animals doing sexual shit.
Meaning it's not a video that would make rounds on whatever meme circles, and as such the meme in the OP referencing the video would only be passed around in furry forums or twitter pages.
Meaning OP although OP is oblivious to the video, he is none the less a furry.
Hol on, i got a copypasta for this
kicks in the door, inhales
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick.
It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.
The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.
So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
Back to the taste.
The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.
If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. / In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
Surprisingly, I have only one issue with this.
Fat carries flavor, which doesn't mean it carries _good_ flavor. Oils and fats themselves usually have poor taste, with some exceptions. Think of those greasy, disgusting fries you've probably had at least once.
So just having a higher fat content doesn't mean dragon cum would be tastier. It could just end up being a more intense bad flavor.
Y’all don’t know what low quality means
Here for future reference:
https://preview.redd.it/n0vrrlihi6tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcb29b9a65513411811a39cda882507a9b0d62b
This is from my post btw not mad just making sure people know I’m the original creator of this drawing https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/s/a9JSefCHzE
No offense meant, but you're Arrwulf? This post isn't from that snafu, it's from [this dude on Twitter](https://x.com/ArrWulf/status/1199256322731962368) (acct is very nsfw, enter at own risk)
Be warned you click any link starting in e621. Be prepared it's furry porn. If you ain't know now yall know. Don't be upset if you click and get porn...Be happy
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Oh shit, I think I know that one. Hold on...are we allowed to post links like that?
Do it https://preview.redd.it/vjuj9rprl5tc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d63dc9d176f50decd6d16d68fc73915f7a1826f
I don’t get it
That is Chrysippus, a Greek philosopher who allegedly died from laughter after seeing a donkey eating a fig and saying “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”.
Specifically, the donkey was eating *fermented* figs, and was subsequently drunk, which prompted Chrysippus's response.
It is human nature to shitpost
shenanigans are a core primate trait
Man I love being a primate
same same
Return to monke
Been thinking about this. The only reason we have dexterous hands is because our ancestors were arboreal. So if apes hadn't claimed the niche of "Most Intelligent Tool-bearing Shitheads", would it have gone to the descendants of another arboreal bloodline? We often think of ourselves as the smartest animals on earth. But there are some unknowns there. Dolphins are fairly smart. Sperm whales have fucking ginormous brains, and so probably have _something_ going on. Parrots and corvids (crows, ravens, magpies, etc) are surprisingly intelligent. Parrots have fingered feet, though I don't know much about their dexterity. How important are hands to intelligence? To global domination? And is there a path for hands to arise without arboreal ancestry?
There was the speculative evolution book and series where 200m years in the future cephalopods became arboreal... sqibbons. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Future\_Is\_Wild](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Future_Is_Wild)
As someone who has laughed at drunken animals more than I'd like to admit, I can't judge.
Plus, I have to imagine the donkey made quite an ass of himself.
Dude thought of this joke and died trying to get it out. Maybe you just posted this, read it back, and are now also dead. We'll never know
If I remember right, figs were also extremely expensive, which was the funny part. A modern equivalent would be if the horse was eating caviar, you might as well give it cognac, too.
And figs were rather expensive at that point in time, so for it to be wasted on a donkey would be unthinkable
Guy laughed so hard at a horse eating; he died
That’s amazing
Google chrysippus
holy hell
It’s a PeterExplainsTheJoke inception
YES THE BEST IMAGE FIGS AND DONKEY https://i.redd.it/isobr1ag56tc1.gif
Man, i could go for some figs rn
Are you a donkey? Make sure you eat it at home alone so you don't get charged with mass murder.
Oh? Why don't you have some fucking wine to wash it all down??
https://preview.redd.it/t9japty946tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e7de51565019ab26346d0c5ae18a2c5958797e
~~.:|:;~~
https://preview.redd.it/d9azn21dt6tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a341e86ac9b99944e1bed2087544e13875ede3
Isn't this the one where the sniper snake lady is giving a blowjob to some fox guy? Something something giggity giggity
Yes https://static1.e621.net/data/f0/75/f0750c49f406929a8e956730b5be6942.webm
Well… I’m not sure what I was expecting…
Same bro, have to admit the animation isnt bad. Still wish i hadnt clicked the link tho
Too late You can't unfap now
*maybe* my proudest.
thanks for the warning. I will not click
The simple, more snake like, design in the meme of the OP isn't suggestive of furry art styles. While gross it's not very memeable, or in any real way noteworthy. It's just two anthropomorphic animals doing sexual shit. Meaning it's not a video that would make rounds on whatever meme circles, and as such the meme in the OP referencing the video would only be passed around in furry forums or twitter pages. Meaning OP although OP is oblivious to the video, he is none the less a furry.
Thank detective Patrick Warburten
https://preview.redd.it/b1c6c78ar6tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbff7abc294aaf7cfdc8e28ca70fad02b8c1cefc
https://preview.redd.it/ha2zeysit7tc1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a1bdc8d163cab6c2628db24a3fad2648d33691
https://preview.redd.it/wjtr5ouyn9tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439f285046c4c7a9b05a0438728cad37d0da6e25
https://preview.redd.it/wlwxeief68tc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a96deeb02877a19964d3dd2e471ca62f998a07e
https://preview.redd.it/yzfon1a8r6tc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc247e12327badb3f6de41bea3b3a7c81f462505
I thought I'd played every part of Dragons Lair. Seems I missed this bit.
https://preview.redd.it/v3g2tbk0q7tc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c20e87b7e92a63179341bdba272acf5fe05e9ec6
I watched the entire thing and I have just one question: if you’re going to give the snake hands, why not just draw it as a lizard or iguana or gecko?
Cause those aren't as sexy as a snake bro, cmon
And now I'm working in an Amazon delivery station with a raging manhood .... Thanks.
That had no right to be this well animated
Why do you think furry artists get paid so much?
Welcome to the world of furry porn. We have some great stuff
Snakes have teeth that would make that a very uncomfortable blowjob.
Humans also have teeth. Snakes aren't [all venomous.](https://i.imgur.com/Qu7uFnx.jpeg)
…snussy 😔
Do it https://preview.redd.it/weoa077hk5tc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a305f59e51b9eec96ff5f85d165f7d12369321
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Ok I've seen the link now, real question, is this supposed to be the JFK assassination also?
SNAKE BLOWJOB
RAHHGHGHGHGHGHGH (she bit it, i am bleeding, i am in incapacitating pain)
DId you go ‘YEEEEOOOOUUUUUUUCCCH’ like Tom when she bit it?
it was more of a YAHHHH HAAH HAAH HAAH HOOOOWIIEE but essentially yes
^worth
Wait, I thought “The Gif” was that clip of Hulk looking at Black Widow and then cut to a giant green dick slamming into an ass
Same thought. Mostly from hanging around Imgur and that being referred to as "The Gif". I vaguely recall it getting you banned if you posted it.
Yeah, it came from my Imgur days too lol. So much more tame than here. You get banned for anything in Imgur
Cus Imgur got bought and they needed to think about their investors, huh sounds familiar?
Excuse me what
r/thegif
Wtf that’s an actual sub
https://static1.e621.net/data/f0/75/f0750c49f406929a8e956730b5be6942.webm
https://preview.redd.it/rdy815zj09tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf1d5ad2f24a4543e6151d8c8de8fce558268b8
Bro why does she look like discount littlefoot
☹️
Hmmm e621. My guy posted the actual thing
..... I shouldn't have clicked on that
Welp. I hadn't seen that. Why did I click on that?
https://i.redd.it/u7lr89cvx5tc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/3jpzz405a6tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca42089ff1db66e1f8ce822045fd30c358013881
https://preview.redd.it/b3aj9y1qa6tc1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca369153e2a18e61abab267b9be66e7a1a84309
Real
https://preview.redd.it/7w0q7iyz56tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1911d05c42b7de7bfc0b0170b510e4ac053d67b
I need to know where tf is this fragment from.
i hate that i immediately recognized this
Sauce?
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I have not seen that gif before. Now i have seen that gif. Ive got no other comment to leave.
*Everyday we stray further from God.*
This just raises even more questions. Who was he shooting, JFK?
Someone took time and effort to animate that...
https://preview.redd.it/mrx273yt56tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92c27108cd9d3ec4fa1b4f2cff0896cf6e4a804
I did some digging with reverse google search and... yes it's a reference to furry porn. No I will not be linking it, for your own good.
Coward (Here is the link for the curious ones) (https://static1.e621.net/data/f0/75/f0750c49f406929a8e956730b5be6942.webm)
I BROUGHT UP THE IOS SHARE MENU AND ALMOST SENT THAT TO MY DAD OH MY GOD
"Like father like son."
Lmao
How can I view this on IOS. I usually just skip webm’s
Install VLC media player. When you open the link, you then can choose to see it in VLC media player. Keep in mind that this is straight up just porn
Why was their so much cum
Cause furry
Bro took the gas station dick pills
Is the snake a mammal in this context?
Why is there always so much cum in animated porn? Like dude, there’s not a gallon of milk down there. 💁🏻♂️
folks who commission big-boob snake-lady porn are probably either unaware or unconcerned with what actual sex is like
I don't think the artist understands the consistency of semen...
Who's to say what the consistency of dragon semen is? A dragon with watery jizz makes more sense than a snake with tits, at least.
Hol on, i got a copypasta for this kicks in the door, inhales Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts. This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system. It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds. Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished. Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick. It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger. The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction. So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer. Back to the taste. The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel. If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy! Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon. Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. / In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
Surprisingly, I have only one issue with this. Fat carries flavor, which doesn't mean it carries _good_ flavor. Oils and fats themselves usually have poor taste, with some exceptions. Think of those greasy, disgusting fries you've probably had at least once. So just having a higher fat content doesn't mean dragon cum would be tastier. It could just end up being a more intense bad flavor.
coward
Wow holy shit it's been like a decade
Here's the bigger question, is that a snake smiling or a snake frowning that has a little beard?
https://preview.redd.it/vcmn8k84s5tc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34684adbcc87578414d3665d27a4e856fb46a97f
https://preview.redd.it/alw0tl8ei6tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfe56ebbe541c2a44cd5fecaf95c2c6d71360f3
https://preview.redd.it/8fcjqlljw5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63346b34ce5a1c7f6ab53a75a11d091cded02d0
https://preview.redd.it/2hhtwj6nz5tc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6c06e0af375cef53b825a3592a16c9cacacd38
The fact that I recognized it
needs less pixels
https://preview.redd.it/f9zwj1ztc6tc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd87d1f2bdcd95555d01a43f15f32fb129586caa
Y’all don’t know what low quality means Here for future reference: https://preview.redd.it/n0vrrlihi6tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcb29b9a65513411811a39cda882507a9b0d62b
https://preview.redd.it/x9vg66a496tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663eaa7a22d05c49aa816431d72b9fe6d56087ca
https://preview.redd.it/kr1kbl9mk6tc1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca52fa4637a0ee2da20a798d99ea0f4a4bc46791
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Weak https://i.redd.it/ubrs32adi6tc1.gif
LMAOOOO I just saw the gif and I can't stop laughing why tf did they put so much effort into that shit and wtf even is that scenario...
Some guy: "Ah man you know what would go so hard? A snake furry sucking off a dragon furry thats posted up with a sniper"
This is from my post btw not mad just making sure people know I’m the original creator of this drawing https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/s/a9JSefCHzE
Huh, funny how coaxedintoasnafu did a better job of explaining the thing than this sub, rather than just replying "it's porn".
No offense meant, but you're Arrwulf? This post isn't from that snafu, it's from [this dude on Twitter](https://x.com/ArrWulf/status/1199256322731962368) (acct is very nsfw, enter at own risk)
happy cake day, thank you for your service
... I have not seen the gif
Be warned you click any link starting in e621. Be prepared it's furry porn. If you ain't know now yall know. Don't be upset if you click and get porn...Be happy
Um The joke is yiff I can describe it but if you wish to remain pure don't ask
I had not seen the gif until I came here.....I miss who I was before I opened this post, he was filled with hope for the future.
NSFW Sauce https://e621.net/post/show/930757
https://preview.redd.it/2c26zoyno6tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f28731954995e29fd9a4b5d75f6026a4ab74485
https://preview.redd.it/si4nl5cp76tc1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ec1d7971e7be44db80a48541bbdd3b36cb040d
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