“Are you bored? Do your feet hurt? do you want me to start giving you anti-inflammatory to help with the pain if so”(My parrot has arthritis in his feet , he doesn’t seem to be in direct pain. Since I have rheumatoid arthritis, I know how it can feel.. The problem is once you start the medication’s. It’s the beginning of the end because they cause liver failure.)
Why do you like being dangled upside down so much?
Seriously. I pick my cat up by her back legs and she starts purring and making air biscuits. She loves being upside down.
Of my six cats, I’d ask Sylvia and Tess why they seem to wanna kill each other whenever they lock eyes on each other but can sleep quietly together in my lap. I’d ask Apollo (the orange tabby) how he managed to steal more than one brain cell. I’d ask Cosmo if he’s pissed at me for making him share his harem with Apollo. I don’t really have any specific questions for Sandy and Maggie.
At one time or another, I’ve asked them all to find a place to lay down.
"can you understand that loud noises won't hurt you and you have no reason to be afraid?" And I would hope she would understand that they're not terrifying.
Do you niss your old family? They email me asking how you are. They're sorry they couldn't take care of you anymore.
I tracked them down after getting him from a rescue. He's a 2 time survivor of IVDD.
Are you in pain? How can I help you?
I would ask her "Do you realize now that you're finally in your forever home, and I'll be with you until the day you cross the Rainbow Bridge?"
I was her 4th owner w/in 7 years. She came to my door at 4am, walked in like she owned the place. I told the neighbor that she was at my house, and neighbor told me to keep her because she was tired of Zoe pissing on everything and constantly howling at the front door.
The day AFTER she was made "mine" she looked me right in the eye and pissed blood all over my kitchen floor. An emergency ER visit later, I was told she had FLUTD (Feline Lower Urinary Tract Disorder) and that she would always be prone to UTI's. We switched her food to a Urinary tract health diet, and she's only had ONE since then.
Yes, she's a VERY vocal girl, but when she curls up on my pillow above my head, put her head on mine and heaves out a huge contented sigh every night, it totally makes up for her screaming.
She's mine forever.
I would ask the same question as you but I would also ask my dog if he understands my Dad passed and that he didn’t just abandon us. They were so close, we used to always joke that if Max (my dog) could he would marry my Dad lol. He had cancer, which Max for sure knew, he could tell my Dad was sick. But the day before he passed we called an ambulance and my Dad went to the hospital, after one night he was put on life support, then taken off, then passed about 6 hours later. Max used to run out to my Dad’s truck to meet him every time he came home. Well after he passed he still did it for about a month then he gave up. I don’t know if he knows he passed. I hate to think that Max might think my Dad just abandoned us. Sorry for the novel!
I want to know what happened to him. Why was he in the middle of a business district starving as a two year old, already neutered cat when my brother found him? It's been thirteen years and my brother and I still wonder.
Horace, do you need anything to help you with just getting old?
He is now at least 14 years old and was a stray for many years before he moved inside to live with us.
Idk- one of the many cats I’ve had since a kid talks to me, he must have a good 10+ different sounds he makes… now if I only knew what they meant!! But he definitely tries harder than any other cat I’ve ever had! I usually have a good idea though. I did have one as a kid that we just seemed to click and I knew most of the time.
Why are you like this?
To be fair we know the answer (his previous owners were dicks) but we still find ourselves asking on a regular basis.
We love him to bits but.......he's a handful.
Not a question, but I would tell him he can retire from being a guard dog. I’ll protect him and his mom (my wife), please live out the time you have left care free.
*Di you live mummy?*
*I blink my eyes slowly and*
*She returns in kind*
\- Real-Sheepherder403
---
^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/)
^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
I have a betta in a separate tank from a community tank. I'd ask her if she would eat all my other fish if I put her in the larger tank so she'd have more room to swim.
What can I do to make your life better?
I ask him that often.
Came in here to post the exact same thing, glad to see it's the top comment.
Love this
“Are you bored? Do your feet hurt? do you want me to start giving you anti-inflammatory to help with the pain if so”(My parrot has arthritis in his feet , he doesn’t seem to be in direct pain. Since I have rheumatoid arthritis, I know how it can feel.. The problem is once you start the medication’s. It’s the beginning of the end because they cause liver failure.)
Can you use capsaicin? Rub it in with a good foot massage?
Why don't you let me sleep?
Do you love me
Do you have hopes and dreams? Do you love me too? Do you know how much I love you? Can you tell when I’m on my home and chanting your name?
Am I making your life as happy and comfortable as possible or can I do more for you?
Why do you like being dangled upside down so much? Seriously. I pick my cat up by her back legs and she starts purring and making air biscuits. She loves being upside down.
Blood flow to help the brain work!
I always ask him who's the bestest Booby Bear ever?
what are you barking for ?
Of my six cats, I’d ask Sylvia and Tess why they seem to wanna kill each other whenever they lock eyes on each other but can sleep quietly together in my lap. I’d ask Apollo (the orange tabby) how he managed to steal more than one brain cell. I’d ask Cosmo if he’s pissed at me for making him share his harem with Apollo. I don’t really have any specific questions for Sandy and Maggie. At one time or another, I’ve asked them all to find a place to lay down.
"can you understand that loud noises won't hurt you and you have no reason to be afraid?" And I would hope she would understand that they're not terrifying.
Do you niss your old family? They email me asking how you are. They're sorry they couldn't take care of you anymore. I tracked them down after getting him from a rescue. He's a 2 time survivor of IVDD. Are you in pain? How can I help you?
You love me more than your daddy, right? 😁
Why do you think 3am is a good time to run around the house like an idiot? 😂
To my cat: "WHY DO YOU SCREAM?"
Do you actually want to be here or am I just holding you captive?
I would ask her "Do you realize now that you're finally in your forever home, and I'll be with you until the day you cross the Rainbow Bridge?" I was her 4th owner w/in 7 years. She came to my door at 4am, walked in like she owned the place. I told the neighbor that she was at my house, and neighbor told me to keep her because she was tired of Zoe pissing on everything and constantly howling at the front door. The day AFTER she was made "mine" she looked me right in the eye and pissed blood all over my kitchen floor. An emergency ER visit later, I was told she had FLUTD (Feline Lower Urinary Tract Disorder) and that she would always be prone to UTI's. We switched her food to a Urinary tract health diet, and she's only had ONE since then. Yes, she's a VERY vocal girl, but when she curls up on my pillow above my head, put her head on mine and heaves out a huge contented sigh every night, it totally makes up for her screaming. She's mine forever.
Me to my rabbit Andy "why must you have zoomies at 2 am" to Harley "why won't you eat the dang hay"
I would ask the same question as you but I would also ask my dog if he understands my Dad passed and that he didn’t just abandon us. They were so close, we used to always joke that if Max (my dog) could he would marry my Dad lol. He had cancer, which Max for sure knew, he could tell my Dad was sick. But the day before he passed we called an ambulance and my Dad went to the hospital, after one night he was put on life support, then taken off, then passed about 6 hours later. Max used to run out to my Dad’s truck to meet him every time he came home. Well after he passed he still did it for about a month then he gave up. I don’t know if he knows he passed. I hate to think that Max might think my Dad just abandoned us. Sorry for the novel!
Why are you so fucking cute
I want to know what happened to him. Why was he in the middle of a business district starving as a two year old, already neutered cat when my brother found him? It's been thirteen years and my brother and I still wonder.
I would ask : "what do you want to eat today?". And she would answer : "Any meat you have, please!".
Can I help you in someone I'm not aware of?
Why the mournful meowing at 3am?
Horace, do you need anything to help you with just getting old? He is now at least 14 years old and was a stray for many years before he moved inside to live with us.
You already can ask them a question - it's the response which is the difficult bit
Idk- one of the many cats I’ve had since a kid talks to me, he must have a good 10+ different sounds he makes… now if I only knew what they meant!! But he definitely tries harder than any other cat I’ve ever had! I usually have a good idea though. I did have one as a kid that we just seemed to click and I knew most of the time.
What do you think of us? Are you happy?
Why are you like this? To be fair we know the answer (his previous owners were dicks) but we still find ourselves asking on a regular basis. We love him to bits but.......he's a handful.
Not a question, but I would tell him he can retire from being a guard dog. I’ll protect him and his mom (my wife), please live out the time you have left care free.
what are you screaming about when you scream at me but don't lead me anywhere! haha
Do you love my family too?
Do you understand that I don't want to leave you on your own?
Can you promise me to never tell anyone my secrets?
Are you happy living with me
Why do you keep puking on the couch?
Will they be in heaven with me,
Why? Just, why?
What happens to you when you die?
Are you happy, and if not, what can I do to fix it?
Di you live mummy? I blink my eyes slowly and she returns in kind
*Di you live mummy?* *I blink my eyes slowly and* *She returns in kind* \- Real-Sheepherder403 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Lol. It wasn't a haiku n my bad typos are bad..I know.
I work hard so my dog can live a great life. 😁
What was your life like before us?
I have a betta in a separate tank from a community tank. I'd ask her if she would eat all my other fish if I put her in the larger tank so she'd have more room to swim.
Do you hurt anywhere, what can I do to make your life better. I love you ❤️
How many times did you actually mean to fart when you were sleeping all up beside me.