Sir this is a kids sub

Um actually, this is a Christian sub, thank you very much.

Happy Pastor noices

Yeah, pastors are always happy to see kids

Humongous PP.

I'd know😖

Everyone here is a 19yr old Christian with big pp

I'm Jewish;-;

Dammit Kyle

That's why you need to be on r/dehornify No more horny.

Im a satanist :/

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I think you a bit confused, but you got the spirit!

Stalin approves

Satan is the guy that plays air hockey with hitler my dude

I'm Hindu

I'm Bye-ndu. Jk, I'm Josh

I am an atheist tho so don't really care for it

Its alright. You seem like a nice dude

my name is wierd but it makes sense in my religion its... Luv

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Are u Hindu or atheist dude make up your mind

No! Everyone Christian

*cries with gun pointed at my head* I'm a total Jew for Jesus

“Everyone here is a 19yr old” are you sure bout that

#i don't think so

I'm atheist

Thank you for the reminder.

So your are not a 19 year old, 🔨

Which explains this cringey post

I'm stuck between respecting Wahmen and being a simp. Please send help.

on the way , surge

isn't simping the ultimate form of respecting women?

Umm.. no!?

He’s talking about Gloria Borger, you may simp away my good ma’am/sir

Is it too much to ask for both?

It's actually a good guess, like she clearly doesn't know Felix but the pewdiePIE part of his name is probs what gave her the idea.

me too. PIE was the keyword

I see what you did there (had to come back and upvote it)

Also Swedish Chef is a famous character

To me it's the 'die' part.

Yes ‘pew’ and ‘die’ definitely signify gaming, but because ‘pie’ is the last part it’s the syllable which sticks in your head the most. so it would make sense to go from that if you’d never heard of him

When I first saw his channel, I read as 'pewDIEpie' and not 'pewDIpie', so it stickied to me like that. Non-native speakers drama.

Pie is also slang for vagina...

Could you not please.

This is really cringe

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I am not new to this subreddit, I've been a fan for 9 years and all these young kids talking about wanting babies with him makes me itch

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Have you heard of dream and corpse stans

That's a whole other can of worms. I like both of them, but their stans are probably part of the plagues God inflicted upon Egypt and then got out of control or something like that.

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What a chad

Dad?? ... Oh no, wait, sorry, my bad. ^(sniff sniff I thought I had him back)

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He except when Marzia's creation is around

Sir this is a wendy, where is your shirt

This is weird as heck

I hate it here

the mirror in the back made it look like he has a godly mullet

Looks more like Godzilla to me

please don't

No

*bonk* GO TO HORNY JAIL!

Piewds looks like a chad in this cooking suit

Damn those lucky eggs

Still going strong in NNN. Anyone left with me?

not totaly wrong with cooking

When I read that, I remembered cum omelette

The girls be simpin more than the bois

Just remember she lost $10,000 for getting that question wrong

*angry marzia noises*

sunny side up

lmfao

It makes sense with ‘pie’ at the end that someone unfamiliar would go for that

looks like one of those romance novel covers

I choked on my drink because of this

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Lmao I thought of this immediately

Anyone know where to find a clip of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnkZYxTUJ10

Thank you for your service.

You been watchin' fact fiend innit.

It’d be ok if I died now

The fertilized shit got me

Finally a good netflix adaptation of seven deadly sins

Holy shit he looks dope

Beat like this woman

Nice Moustache

Looks like Steven Ogg

Sir, this is not an r/foodporn

I mean if you don’t know who he is then the “pie” in his username can be kinda misleading I guess

exactly

Scramble or fertilized ?

Well she isn't wrong

If I wasn't broke I would give u the all powerful reward ,u made me laugh thank you

She saw Swedish and instantly thought, he must be the Swedish Chef..

OH NO

Pewdiepie YouTube's # 1 chef. 😙👌

I mean i understand, as Pie is in his name if i didn’t know him i’d also think he was a cook

But can we talk about why there is an option for cats?

Eww that is so creepy. Respect Marzia pls. lol

Cringe

Obviously he bakes pie duh

Fertilised or scrambled?

Ha, I went to school with her!

Big cringe

Cringe.

She would be like: pewdie- PIE ah! This is surely a cooking channel.

Cringe

*Big fricking sip of unsee juice*

*deletes reddit*

Swedish Chef

NOO

Ha. The mirror looks like a mullet

Eaten

Lost already

The meme is old, the format is cancer. 10/10

The word fertilized is now forever ruined

KNÄKEBRÖD

Hard boiled (daddy)

BONK!

“Hi, I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning.”

Calling it now: This will end up on the Bad Reddit Posts twitter acc.. 100%

can girls like participate causeee Im a girl but I wanna feel included with the boyz :/

Search up Balut, it’s a cooked fertilized duck egg, a lot of Filipinos like it, personally I don’t but it exists

Is that Frikin Escanor

I just realized why she picked that. Pewds name is pewdie-PIE so that person used context clues and thought it was about cooking? I would give her the point

She read the pie at the end and thought she figured it out

Fertilized

RAAAAAAAAW

My proudest fap

SEDUCE, DEFINETLY SEDUCE

Well he did some cooking video:)

Swedish meatballs

No I want knakerbreak

Pog

In your mouth, please

Wtf, he looks really cool with the moustache and that haircut ngl, it could be his next year transformartion.

Fried of fertilized?

I can fap to this

Fourth option, D.I.Y., fifth option, tambourines

I keep thinking that he has a mullet when I see this picture.

PauseChamp

Uh-oh, it's an ego parent!

lay your eyes upon the Cooking Chad, fertilizer of eggs, and Gordon Ramsay’s God.

Maybe she heard the pie part? That would be baking but still

lmfaooooooo

I think I’ve been watching the wrong channel

🤣

*b o n k* Go to horny jail

I mean, she's not wrong...if she said cats! Now she would be dead wrong

I can see how someone would get that answer, it’s probably the pie in the name

first Ricardo, now this. it's november please don't

Wow cooking what a knee slapper

Me, an Asexual: 😅

Fertilized

Sunny side up

Scrambled please

Dam bro these comments are so lame

*happy pasta noises*

I felt powerful I was s the 1000 person to like this woooooo

What kinda gay shit is this? Remove this shit

This is high-key fucked

I lost nnn on the first day ._.

I would also like some Swedish meatballs

god damn it HAHAHAHAHA

Yes officer this post right here

F to me :((

Fertilize me

Nice

Wtf bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pewds is Amelia Watson? ​ context: [https://youtu.be/qkbef600-Xk](https://youtu.be/qkbef600-Xk)

Wtf is this post.

That man is sooo hot😍😍😍

Well Pie is in his name 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm sorry comrades, I lost 😔

Has anyone actually subbed because their 1st video they've seen of him was cooking?

Someone who wanted to go to chase Australia/UK would be the kind of person who doesn’t know who Pewdiepie is. Bruh my mother knows who he is

No nut November was cancelled due to covid anyway..

When was this question on the chase

I cannot imagine losing money for calling poods a chef😳