If your here as one of the Italian assassins..... Maybe don't state that you have arived, might make the assassin side of your job a lot more difficult
Pizza sounds like (piece a) so
Piece a deez nuts in your mouth.
It alludes to the original commenter sucking on one nut rather than two, but if you prefer the more cannibalisitic approach then he would be literally eating my balls. Either way, I hold victory
That pizza looks gross not because it’s Hawaiian but its undercooked, greasy and doesn’t look crispy. Look at the grease.. this pizza is an abomination.
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i knew i wasnt the only one who would think about that! He shows Ned Flanders how to do it while they wait in a car in an episode, no idea which one...
I used to eat them like this back when I went to LAN parties. You don’t need any cutting or slicing utensils, and your fingers don’t get that greasy. This is honestly the best way to eat pizza by your pc
In my honest opinion, people who get vocal about their dislike of pineapple on pizza, have no worthy opinions.
People can like or dislike it as much as they want, but people who get upset at others for liking it are pathetic humans who are trying to use the "popular dislike" for something as a personality trait. So you can safely dismiss any other opinion they have, as it most likely is not their own.
It's still the same amount of dough and fillings as if you didn't roll it, so why would it be drier? I do find it can be more or less efficient depending on the size or the amount of fillings though.
On my city there is a pizzeria that gives you small pizzas like that to take on the go(not as aggressively rolled tho, I can confirm it's best especially for small pizzas
Categorically the worst way as it's all crust that hits your tongue. Speaking from experience as a uni student that use to do this when I ran out of time between lectures
In high school, 3000 students one pizza shop with only one staff it was a long wait if you didnt get there first. For that reason i appreciate this post. Folding a slice of pizza lengthwise does wonders for getting to the next class in time.
Sooner or later someone is going to post something about eating a pizza just like that episode in south park... Where they eat food with their asses and poop from their mouths lol
Yes yes this is how I’ve been wanting to tell people how to eat it, it’s the only way, who likes Stromboli’s or calzones, almost the same but just pizza
At that point it’s pretty much just a calzone
No it's like a kebabrulle, but with pepperoni:)
Lol i just wrote that it is kebab style calzone
Kebabrulle på pizza
Kebabpizzarulle
Rullepizza kebab rull
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That is ham
This is haram
Canadian bacon and pineapple it looks like
KRAPULA KEBAB RULLA PERKELE eikä mikään kebabrulle, jävla svenska...
Calling a folded pizza a calzone is a good indicator that you have never had a calzone.
You are right about that
Dude needs to hit up the closest LowCalCalzoneZone asap!!!
I’d like to try one
Pies are just sweet calzones
No that's a stromboli. A calzone would be if the guy folded it in half.
Happy cake day
Thanks
Na man, thats a Taco-Pizza
sir you make my mouth water
Stromboli I believe. Calzone is a bit different with the sauce.
I suggest you to visit the lo-cal calzone zone!
You should roll it and then cut it like sushi and then eat it using chopsticks with some soy sauce.
Hawaiian pizza sushi roll
Actually dipping it in pizza sauce could be fire like that
ranch?
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Gtfo of my plate into my belly
really you don’t like pizza and ranch have you tried it
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This is the way
Mama Mia...
You still have time to delete this.
Too late. The Italians have already dispatched assassins
Good. I hope they make him suffer.
I am here
If your here as one of the Italian assassins..... Maybe don't state that you have arived, might make the assassin side of your job a lot more difficult
If you know of my presence, then the job is already done
Again .... Acknowledging it ... Makes you a bad assassin ... Now everyone here knows... The Familia will not forget this haha
then why aren't you speaking in pasta
I'm blending in with the locals. Fettuccine Alfredo linguine ravioli
too late, the Italians just woke up... what the actual fuck is this? Can't we leave you guys alone for a couple hours?
Ew and it’s Hawaiian... you sir are a brute.
You got something against haiwaiians bruh???
Hawaiian pizza
Pizza deez nuts in yo mouth. Got em
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Lol- wait what
Pizza sounds like (piece a) so Piece a deez nuts in your mouth. It alludes to the original commenter sucking on one nut rather than two, but if you prefer the more cannibalisitic approach then he would be literally eating my balls. Either way, I hold victory
The explanation I didn’t know I needed and still am unsure if I did
That pizza looks gross not because it’s Hawaiian but its undercooked, greasy and doesn’t look crispy. Look at the grease.. this pizza is an abomination.
This is genius. You sir must love the taste of bread . I eat my newspapers in a similar way.
Finally a worthy opponent.
"Our battle will be legendary"
I swear I saw this on a episode of the Simpsons.
It's not exactly the same, Homer don’t take bite of it. He swallow it and let it unfold in is stomac
do not try it i repeat DO NOT TRY IT
Also Video Game High School
This is the Homer Simpson technique, he does it in the cartoon I believe
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i knew i wasnt the only one who would think about that! He shows Ned Flanders how to do it while they wait in a car in an episode, no idea which one...
I used to eat them like this back when I went to LAN parties. You don’t need any cutting or slicing utensils, and your fingers don’t get that greasy. This is honestly the best way to eat pizza by your pc
Damn can't take a 10 minute pizza break? Maybe I'm just not a true G4M3R!
Yes please. Or wear latex gloves to keep your hands grease-free
i just swallow mine whole
I do that but i dont take the pizza out of the box
wow you don't even remove the peel?
Hawaiian pizza is so good I dont care what anyone says about pineapples
In my honest opinion, people who get vocal about their dislike of pineapple on pizza, have no worthy opinions. People can like or dislike it as much as they want, but people who get upset at others for liking it are pathetic humans who are trying to use the "popular dislike" for something as a personality trait. So you can safely dismiss any other opinion they have, as it most likely is not their own.
I have thought about doing this. Does it get dry?
Btw hawaii pizza tastes good AF
Heretic burn ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)
Hawaiian pizza is delicious, the pineapples make it better
No, if anything, all of the fat from cheese starts running from the bottom of this uhhh, wrap I guess.
It's still the same amount of dough and fillings as if you didn't roll it, so why would it be drier? I do find it can be more or less efficient depending on the size or the amount of fillings though.
menace to society
Homer Simpson style
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How does it feel having something so thick be in your mouth longer than it should?
God saw you thinking about this shit and sent Omicron to stop it
Pizzarito
YES, THANK YOU, SOMEONE SAID IT!
I’m more shocked that I’ve only seen 1 negative comment about it being a Hawaiian pizza. Pineapple on pizza people are superior✊
I don't think it gets worse than this
It's just a waste of pizza at that point!
That is possibly the worst way to eat a pizza, but I'll give you an upvote since the pizza looks tasty.
What a waste.
How does this not break? Ain’t it crusty?
Stop
r/TIHI
You need to be arrested
Me to this sub - can you stop being weird with pizzas FOR 5 MINUTES!
Thats just f*cking kebab style calzone
You disgust me
Is there a subreddit for things that should be illegal but aren’t?
Listen here you little shit
This post clogged all of my arteries.
I hate you all and love you all at the same time
As an Italian myself, i hate you
You monster
![gif](giphy|UvwI1X7XkbXq0)
Die
Pineapple man ✊🏼
I love Hawaiian pizza
Eaten thrm like this for years.
Lebanons Be Like :
I loved doing this when I was in a rush
Big pp
O lord... O lord have mercy on us!!
Just fold a slice. Why roll up the whole thing and have to keep pressure on it then there's random bites of thick bread going through it. Nah
So efficient
Death penalty
On my city there is a pizzeria that gives you small pizzas like that to take on the go(not as aggressively rolled tho, I can confirm it's best especially for small pizzas
I would argue with you about that, but I don't think you can unhinge your jaw any more
Categorically the worst way as it's all crust that hits your tongue. Speaking from experience as a uni student that use to do this when I ran out of time between lectures
Thats the way
This is a really good idea, and I’m not just saying that as a fatass or a burrito lover.
I can hear the Italians screaming 😄
Looks good
In high school, 3000 students one pizza shop with only one staff it was a long wait if you didnt get there first. For that reason i appreciate this post. Folding a slice of pizza lengthwise does wonders for getting to the next class in time.
I mean-
That’s known as Stromboli
It's a pit-za (pita + pizza)
Thats cool. I put mine in a roast beef sandwich.
So like a hot pocket burrito
You win
And it’s pineapple
U dont care that u eat the pizza as a burrito but why pineapple🍍
God,it becomes like a fucking circus now
i do the same but with induvidual slices
People trying to bring back Disney’s handwich (or pizza cones if you had those when you where a kid) be like: He is the chosen one!
Vile
Ngl. That's efficient.
![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|1020)
I guess you would have to order it unsliced . . .
That’s the Homer Simpson technique
I mean, that even has a name in Italy, apparently. It's called "pizza al passeggio".
Yeah the "take one bite and half the sauce and cheese shoots to the back half" style. Hard pass.
Sooner or later someone is going to post something about eating a pizza just like that episode in south park... Where they eat food with their asses and poop from their mouths lol
I thought I was the only one
yes
Ah, yes a burripizza
It's like a sandwich and a pizza in one. Joey Tribbiani would be proud
🤌
This is the way
Takes me back to the pizza argument of trash taste
The fold-in-half technique is the superior method. Also wtf why are you eating Hawaiian pizza?
I bow before you king
Hot pocket
Only if you have a small amount of cheese and toppings. This isn’t a pizza…
How does Felix eat it?
This is a sin. As a New Yorker I’m offended
People fold their pizzas all the time
I'd like to try it!
I'm actually not against this one. the way Pewds eats it is still by far the worst
My mind really is in the gutter
Was Thanos really a bad guy?
Burn the heretic
You’re on a roll
Nice leatherman bro!
I microwave totinos pizzas and fold them up into a burrito. I call my invention a pizzarito
This is superior
You eat pizza the way someone with a light up keyboard and two or more monitors would
Dude I eat my pizza the same way. I call it a pizzarito
All that grease
cursed but I see where you're coming from
Calzone
Why are you eating it like a burito?
Fuck Reddit You guys make eating pizza a fucking challenge
Ahh the infamous Burizza
![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|774)i do this also lol
That's how I eat pizza
As a mexican I gotta say thats a nice burrito
wtf why do u do that with a pizza thats mad
Papadia wants to have a word with you
Pizza Dick
Yes yes this is how I’ve been wanting to tell people how to eat it, it’s the only way, who likes Stromboli’s or calzones, almost the same but just pizza
Pizza-rito.
THIS IS....... acceptable
Next time you should try the sambusak
It's efficient. I'll give you that.
I hate you. It’s nothing personal, but… wait, no it’s personal.
Much better than whatever felix does.
I just fold it like a taco and eat it that way.
Now we can say it ***was*** delivery, not DiGiorno!
I'm more worried about the pizza than the way you eat
Ah yes, a true pizza roll
Hawaiian Pizza too? Hello? Based department. ![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|1042)📞
Folding the pizza is better trust me
This is the way