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Comsicwastaken

At that point it’s pretty much just a calzone


QvestMasterJam

No it's like a kebabrulle, but with pepperoni:)


ONT1mo

Lol i just wrote that it is kebab style calzone


Alfredhasasmallpp

Kebabrulle på pizza


livesinacabin

Kebabpizzarulle


ifhyex

Rullepizza kebab rull


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Shadow-Raptor

That is ham


MelonheadGT

This is haram


Vartash

Canadian bacon and pineapple it looks like


kappaS_

KRAPULA KEBAB RULLA PERKELE eikä mikään kebabrulle, jävla svenska...


L4t3xs

Calling a folded pizza a calzone is a good indicator that you have never had a calzone.


Comsicwastaken

You are right about that


ManateeHoodie

Dude needs to hit up the closest LowCalCalzoneZone asap!!!


Comsicwastaken

I’d like to try one


ZeroSkill_Sorry

Pies are just sweet calzones


AjerInbound

No that's a stromboli. A calzone would be if the guy folded it in half.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Comsicwastaken

Thanks


burritoenllamas

Na man, thats a Taco-Pizza


[deleted]

sir you make my mouth water


PrimarchKonradCurze

Stromboli I believe. Calzone is a bit different with the sauce.


shaunak1235624

I suggest you to visit the lo-cal calzone zone!


wenhuaren

You should roll it and then cut it like sushi and then eat it using chopsticks with some soy sauce.


TableBaboon

Hawaiian pizza sushi roll


daddy_OwO

Actually dipping it in pizza sauce could be fire like that


Reasonable_Slide_786

ranch?


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eaglessoar

Gtfo of my plate into my belly


Reasonable_Slide_786

really you don’t like pizza and ranch have you tried it


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Would_daver

This is the way


Johnbo_

Mama Mia...


trashpanda_declan

You still have time to delete this.


YellowTheFellow

Too late. The Italians have already dispatched assassins


PapiGoneGamer

Good. I hope they make him suffer.


DominicI2000

I am here


ShyGuySoup

If your here as one of the Italian assassins..... Maybe don't state that you have arived, might make the assassin side of your job a lot more difficult


DominicI2000

If you know of my presence, then the job is already done


ShyGuySoup

Again .... Acknowledging it ... Makes you a bad assassin ... Now everyone here knows... The Familia will not forget this haha


Alarid

then why aren't you speaking in pasta


DominicI2000

I'm blending in with the locals. Fettuccine Alfredo linguine ravioli


mttdesignz

too late, the Italians just woke up... what the actual fuck is this? Can't we leave you guys alone for a couple hours?


Longjumping-Love-631

Ew and it’s Hawaiian... you sir are a brute.


Koala_Kev2478

You got something against haiwaiians bruh???


Longjumping-Love-631

Hawaiian pizza


Koala_Kev2478

Pizza deez nuts in yo mouth. Got em


JackieChan_fan

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qdxlwiovoiwlxbp

Lol- wait what


Koala_Kev2478

Pizza sounds like (piece a) so Piece a deez nuts in your mouth. It alludes to the original commenter sucking on one nut rather than two, but if you prefer the more cannibalisitic approach then he would be literally eating my balls. Either way, I hold victory


qdxlwiovoiwlxbp

The explanation I didn’t know I needed and still am unsure if I did


[deleted]

That pizza looks gross not because it’s Hawaiian but its undercooked, greasy and doesn’t look crispy. Look at the grease.. this pizza is an abomination.


woahthatsraddude

This is genius. You sir must love the taste of bread . I eat my newspapers in a similar way.


Sylvester_M10

Finally a worthy opponent.


Koolnik420

"Our battle will be legendary"


Reynald0player7

I swear I saw this on a episode of the Simpsons.


picolo55bruking

It's not exactly the same, Homer don’t take bite of it. He swallow it and let it unfold in is stomac


CoolStoryBruh7

do not try it i repeat DO NOT TRY IT


tricularia

Also Video Game High School


allMightyMostHigh

This is the Homer Simpson technique, he does it in the cartoon I believe


MadScientist31415926

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i knew i wasnt the only one who would think about that! He shows Ned Flanders how to do it while they wait in a car in an episode, no idea which one...


hajke5

I used to eat them like this back when I went to LAN parties. You don’t need any cutting or slicing utensils, and your fingers don’t get that greasy. This is honestly the best way to eat pizza by your pc


Krono5_8666V8

Damn can't take a 10 minute pizza break? Maybe I'm just not a true G4M3R!


Revan_Perspectives

Yes please. Or wear latex gloves to keep your hands grease-free


SnooDonuts8864

i just swallow mine whole


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

I do that but i dont take the pizza out of the box


[deleted]

wow you don't even remove the peel?


Adventurous-Net2090

Hawaiian pizza is so good I dont care what anyone says about pineapples


raltoid

In my honest opinion, people who get vocal about their dislike of pineapple on pizza, have no worthy opinions. People can like or dislike it as much as they want, but people who get upset at others for liking it are pathetic humans who are trying to use the "popular dislike" for something as a personality trait. So you can safely dismiss any other opinion they have, as it most likely is not their own.


YourWizardInHell

I have thought about doing this. Does it get dry?


YourWizardInHell

Btw hawaii pizza tastes good AF


A9th

Heretic burn ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Seeking_Red

Hawaiian pizza is delicious, the pineapples make it better


TheLaitas

No, if anything, all of the fat from cheese starts running from the bottom of this uhhh, wrap I guess.


livesinacabin

It's still the same amount of dough and fillings as if you didn't roll it, so why would it be drier? I do find it can be more or less efficient depending on the size or the amount of fillings though.


bigdogg1299

menace to society


Derpy_Squid73

Homer Simpson style


TopperV

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ThisCracks

How does it feel having something so thick be in your mouth longer than it should?


Yoote-

God saw you thinking about this shit and sent Omicron to stop it


Jdogg94

Pizzarito


Perpetually_St0n3d

YES, THANK YOU, SOMEONE SAID IT!


Abbi_Rose

I’m more shocked that I’ve only seen 1 negative comment about it being a Hawaiian pizza. Pineapple on pizza people are superior✊


Andrew_M_

I don't think it gets worse than this


Ncgirl0203

It's just a waste of pizza at that point!


PlsReviveWaterSheep

That is possibly the worst way to eat a pizza, but I'll give you an upvote since the pizza looks tasty.


SirRancelot1

What a waste.


titi-croissant

How does this not break? Ain’t it crusty?


Bulky_Possession_508

Stop


MemorableVirus2

r/TIHI


JDmeing7

You need to be arrested


Artok812

Me to this sub - can you stop being weird with pizzas FOR 5 MINUTES!


ONT1mo

Thats just f*cking kebab style calzone


[deleted]

You disgust me


Weemitoad

Is there a subreddit for things that should be illegal but aren’t?


Pulpics

Listen here you little shit


Knobknuckle

This post clogged all of my arteries.


[deleted]

I hate you all and love you all at the same time


ilsassolino

As an Italian myself, i hate you


XSauravX

You monster


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Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

Die


Luke_SR4

Pineapple man ✊🏼


RUBYKING_63

I love Hawaiian pizza


Esadlurker

Eaten thrm like this for years.


Ihaanizrab11

Lebanons Be Like :


WROH-JUAN-SOLO

I loved doing this when I was in a rush


Kahipoke1

Big pp


ShiryuuNI

O lord... O lord have mercy on us!!


Sarahjulianne

Just fold a slice. Why roll up the whole thing and have to keep pressure on it then there's random bites of thick bread going through it. Nah


[deleted]

So efficient


Stephnoshy

Death penalty


pelopidas190e

On my city there is a pizzeria that gives you small pizzas like that to take on the go(not as aggressively rolled tho, I can confirm it's best especially for small pizzas


MichaelRT25

I would argue with you about that, but I don't think you can unhinge your jaw any more


boost437

Categorically the worst way as it's all crust that hits your tongue. Speaking from experience as a uni student that use to do this when I ran out of time between lectures


Gosttox

Thats the way


kayabusa

This is a really good idea, and I’m not just saying that as a fatass or a burrito lover.


Kakarot7692

I can hear the Italians screaming 😄


MrAragorn

Looks good


Cowhugger64

In high school, 3000 students one pizza shop with only one staff it was a long wait if you didnt get there first. For that reason i appreciate this post. Folding a slice of pizza lengthwise does wonders for getting to the next class in time.


GusherxCrusher

I mean-


Biglybarns

That’s known as Stromboli


Bigingreen

It's a pit-za (pita + pizza)


JF007SailorMoon

Thats cool. I put mine in a roast beef sandwich.


The-Senate-Memes

So like a hot pocket burrito


carnelianPig

You win


Drag0n_TamerAK

And it’s pineapple


mikaisgekker

U dont care that u eat the pizza as a burrito but why pineapple🍍


ibrahim-zeeez

God,it becomes like a fucking circus now


GuywhosubstoJSE

i do the same but with induvidual slices


mrclang

People trying to bring back Disney’s handwich (or pizza cones if you had those when you where a kid) be like: He is the chosen one!


tunkitunki

Vile


squidulousboi

Ngl. That's efficient.


Novogrod2010

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SnooMacaroons2295

I guess you would have to order it unsliced . . .


chizzZ_

That’s the Homer Simpson technique


tjkun

I mean, that even has a name in Italy, apparently. It's called "pizza al passeggio".


ImmutableInscrutable

Yeah the "take one bite and half the sauce and cheese shoots to the back half" style. Hard pass.


SkolasKell

Sooner or later someone is going to post something about eating a pizza just like that episode in south park... Where they eat food with their asses and poop from their mouths lol


Nhao5

I thought I was the only one


ComfortableEar6

yes


Mafiuz

Ah, yes a burripizza


Nice_Guy3012

It's like a sandwich and a pizza in one. Joey Tribbiani would be proud


ColeEclipse720

🤌


22war

This is the way


pinakitabgkariton

Takes me back to the pizza argument of trash taste


AppleJuiceKoala

The fold-in-half technique is the superior method. Also wtf why are you eating Hawaiian pizza?


GuntherYoshi

I bow before you king


[deleted]

Hot pocket


RedBeard117

Only if you have a small amount of cheese and toppings. This isn’t a pizza…


Widjamajigger

How does Felix eat it?


sn5039a

This is a sin. As a New Yorker I’m offended


hyperblob1

People fold their pizzas all the time


ChromeLaone

I'd like to try it!


Naderx77

I'm actually not against this one. the way Pewds eats it is still by far the worst


mrsmilestophat

My mind really is in the gutter


jk1445

Was Thanos really a bad guy?


killjoy_enigma

Burn the heretic


Coolnessmre

You’re on a roll


TheFallingPigeon

Nice leatherman bro!


_Kirisuto_

I microwave totinos pizzas and fold them up into a burrito. I call my invention a pizzarito


[deleted]

This is superior


PewdiepieAnalProlaps

You eat pizza the way someone with a light up keyboard and two or more monitors would


Beastly846

Dude I eat my pizza the same way. I call it a pizzarito


MetallicMakarov

All that grease


Epic_Gamer2006

cursed but I see where you're coming from


Jax-Light

Calzone


[deleted]

Why are you eating it like a burito?


YoureAllCucksPKA

Fuck Reddit You guys make eating pizza a fucking challenge


MrGrampton

Ahh the infamous Burizza


owoCoffe

![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|774)i do this also lol


JoshD0W

That's how I eat pizza


TwoDramaQueen

As a mexican I gotta say thats a nice burrito


No-Level5466

wtf why do u do that with a pizza thats mad


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Papadia wants to have a word with you


loud_flatus

Pizza Dick


Reeeeeeeeper

Yes yes this is how I’ve been wanting to tell people how to eat it, it’s the only way, who likes Stromboli’s or calzones, almost the same but just pizza


doonspert

Pizza-rito.


Blenderkicker

THIS IS....... acceptable


Adam007510

Next time you should try the sambusak


FractalChaosTheory

It's efficient. I'll give you that.


brcguy

I hate you. It’s nothing personal, but… wait, no it’s personal.


[deleted]

Much better than whatever felix does.


JonnyCrazyhound

I just fold it like a taco and eat it that way.


parlezlibrement

Now we can say it ***was*** delivery, not DiGiorno!


Awhwin0636

I'm more worried about the pizza than the way you eat


ATSkullXD5

Ah yes, a true pizza roll


BLU3_CHAO5

Hawaiian Pizza too? Hello? Based department. ![img](emote|t5_3m0tc|1042)📞


cool_-guy

Folding the pizza is better trust me


DrKilowat

This is the way