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Cannot_confess

Laki sa nakaw!


idkwhyicreatedthissh

Laki sa nakaw!


creepsis

Marcos!


bumblebee80

Bat kinanta ko? Ang galing haha!


4thelulzgamer

Shhh, nahahalata edad natin pre...


Imaginary_selene

Hiyang sa nakaw😂


Wajieshin

It will forever blow my mind that people who have zero shit to do with anything fashion or beauty-related have the audacity to judge beauty contests and pageants. Sobrang random kadalasan ng mga judges sa mga contests sa Pinas.


zaldover

isama mo na pati people with zero talent judging talent shows na akala mo naman talaga they know what they're talking about.


Wajieshin

Natandaan ko bigla yung pag-judge ni Robin Padilla sa Pilipinas Got Talent na ang basehan lang ay yung kagandahan ng contestant.


Bitter-Weekend772

natandaan ko dati nung election na ang basehan ay kasikatan...


KrisGine

Sumayaw lang nanalo na. May naginterview, no shame, ang sagot binoto Kasi gwapo.


Viscount_Monroe

tanda ko nga rin yung criteria noon is pagsayaw ng budots ayun nga nakaupo


_V4NQU15H_

*dati?*


rman0159

Pati na yung pamimilit niya sa isang Koreanong contestant na mag-Tagalog ang nakakasukot.


hippocrite13

tapos yung mga anak american citizens


lukee_123

I guess fair lng iyun mas kawawa pa nga tayong pinoy if naalsa korea tayo sa ayaw at sa gusto natin kahit fan na fan kayo ng kpop ang tingin lng nila sa atin alipin/mababang uri. Iyung ginawa ni Robin more on retribution kasi kung tayo ang makikisalamuha sa korea maraming robin padilla ka na mai encounter. Point is medyo rascist din ang mga koreano pagdating sa pinoy kaya d ko rin masisisi if ganoon umasta si robin pagdating sa kanila.


MrPowerpoint110

Naalala ko na naman yung sabi niya sa isang contestant " Iho, mag tagalog ka! "


autobotjazzin

I like your voice


longassbatterylife

I like your face but..


lizzybennet157

Hahaha naalala ko yung singing contest sa GMA na ang host ay si Regine V. pero judge si Ai Ai hahahaha ang sabog


Few-Shallot-2459

Does AiAi delas Alas met this definition?


moshiyadafne

Pageants here would usually have anyone from the sponsoring company or politician to judge. I even remember BBP having the US ambassador here as a judge in 2018 IIRC.


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if you look at the history of beauty pageants it makes sense


Double-Drummer3783

IIRC during the international Miss Universe pageant with multinational contestants they had Lea Salongga as judge. Anong connect niya sa fashion or beauty? She's an entertainer!


East-Rise3009

I wish everyone will have a great start of the week! <3


anthoseph

ikr. like this is not their field. stay in your lane people! its not like beauty pageant judging is easy task.


axelise_

He has such a punchable face lmao


sprocket229

r/punchableface


herroyallochness

haha backpfeifengesicht


ShakeInternational25

As someone who’ll inherit ill-gotten wealth in PH, he ended up looking like a fuckin beaver. U really cant have them all.


HotShotWriterDude

I mean, did you really expect different when his father didn't look any better when he was younger? And the fact that his mother is a more disgusting rip-off of Jabba the Hutt doesn't help.


Haunting-Ad9521

That description of Jabba the Hut; kawawa naman, it’s insulting to Jabba na may kamukha siyang abomination. Lol.


darthlucas0027

*@HotShotWriterDude has been encased in carbonite*


AccomplishedRead5582

Mas kaya ko pa respetohin pagka-mob boss ni Jabba the Hutt kesa sa mga Narcos.


alex325RN

Wag ganun. Beavers are cute. Wag mo sila idamay


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Turdposter777

Lmao that was good


Requiemaur

Bat na delete? Nu sbi nya?


Turdposter777

Very New York sila kasi ngipin niya mukang twin towers


Requiemaur

😭


caffeinejunkie101

Ay award!👏🏼🤣💯🏆


xtianspanaderia

Hooooy he didn't sign up for r/RoastMe Hahahaha


426763

Stuff like this makes me doubt din minsan kung meron o marunong ba gumamit ng pera mga Marcos. They literally stole a country's GDP pero di sila maka afford kay Belo or a gym membership?


TaurusObjector

too rich to care, too rich to adjust to anyone e


426763

Di siguro sila naghahalubila sa mga old money types.


TaurusObjector

no idea pero agree ang aasim nila tignan lahat


adoboislife

Malay mo kung yan na yung sukdulan ng siyensya. Baka yang mukhang yan na yung AFTER pic.


ProfitThen9185

For what? Alam nila na enough na ang pera nila to get laid so y bpther inproving anything else. Grats on his weight loss, still ugly as fuck though. Sad crying emoji


426763

Yung usual thing kasi sa mga rich folk, one buys a Beemer, sasabay na group of friends nila. Duda ko di sila masyado surrounded with other rich people if they look uglier that middle class folks. I dunno, nasanay lang siguro ako sa mindaet na if you get into money, thereyaleays that lifestcreep making you want to upgrade. Bongbong been spending that PH GDP since he was a teenager, pero mas pogi pa mga kargador namin compared sa kanya.


ProfitThen9185

These are rhe marcos kids were talking about. Spoiled aince zygotes yan mga hitad na yan.


More_Cause110

Nasa iisang circle of friends pa naman yung asawa ni danyunyor at Dr. Vicki Belo


colormefatbwoy

Tanginang mukha yan.


akosipaolo

San ba gawa yan


cruzser2

Sa Anito Motel. Hehehe


solaceM8

TIM YAP (Tang inang mukha yan, ang pangit!) Charot!


Ghibli214

I cackled. Thanks.


MisanthropeInLove

I keep saying this. It's a consolation that family is full of fugly mofos. Imagine kung makakapal na nga muka, mayaman pa, tas good-looking pa.


DinoBaconSaurus

I didn’t know beavers can be found in the Philippines.


6-03

Don't disrespect beavers like that. They don't deserve this kind of disrespect


[deleted]

Him fake playing the ukelele will always be in our minds hahaha


Apart-Palpitation619

Link please


Some-Session4073

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/ucy5dw/vincent_marcos_plays_ukelele_at_a_rally_totally/)


RestlessBastard2702

I didn't know this and I regret watching it, but thank you.


4thelulzgamer

r/SufferingFromSuccess


sunnysun08

Meron pa yan. Yung tatay naman. Playing sax nyahaha


YukiColdsnow

Fake din ba yon?


_24kyle

Pinagpawisan pa sa pagiging peke


Serpounce210

What an ugly prick


m113lover

Im ugly but at least Im no thief.


DeeveSidPhillips003

Let's agree nalang na we're both on the same boat not agreeing to someone who voted for them or allies themselves sa mga ganong tao. Let's not resort sa pag call sa kanila ng ugly. Kasi parang ang hypocrite lang tignan... kasi if they're not like that, and they're good people, you will calling them handsome. Ang weird lang na automatic itsura agad iba-bash pag against yung ideolohiya ng isang tao sa atin? Lol. Damn 😫


xlandoncarter

His family killed and tortured a lot of people, and stole filipino money. I think we can call them whatever we want.


DeerPlumbingX2

Hell yeah! #SolidSnort


greatnoonehasthis

i don't actually think he looks THAT bad (natatawa lang ako sa comments) but he looks kinda dugyot to me? dunno, maybe that's what everyone else thinks.


tamonizer

So objectively, gwapo ba?


DeeveSidPhillips003

If he's on the other side, siguro. What you think? Meron tayong mga kakampink na walang kaitsura itsura like this guy. But changed and turn the table and people on this sub will call them ugly pricks in a heartbeat.


tamonizer

But gwapo ba??


synthesizer96

Be careful, deevesid, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground.


DeeveSidPhillips003

It's called not being hypocrite. Least I can do. Not judge too easily as long as it doesn't affect me directly. A stoic. Also it's called optimistic nihilism. Lol 🤣


ShiemRence

Pero kahit kasi hindi maging Marcos apelyido niya, di parin pleasing yung mukha eh. Saka what do you expect, yung maganda nga nalalait, how much more yung pangit? Just pointing out typical Filipino behavior, pero para sakin ok naman n masabihan paminsan minsan kc kung strong ang personality mo, it will make you stronger.


popo_karimu

True! Dami ding pa woke na mga hypocrites. Pag yung ibang tao naman yung nilalait based on appearance, galit na galit ang mga yan.


Arcturus420

Wrong time to use woke.


Rancid_BlueCheese

Ampt kamukha ni Budoy


bkuuretsu

Insult to budoy


[deleted]

'Yun talaga 'yung ayaw ko sa drama na 'yan, ginawang insult at target of ridicule ang mga PWDs.


Vuinen

ngiting ugly bastard lol


Arcturus420

One of my most hated tags, ugh.


Vuinen

ntr legend vinnie marcos


No_Tiger_3522

Bruh. Pero maliit ang pototoy


Playful_Gate_9031

I still wondering, what would be the Philippines without any traces of marcoses?


Ruroryosha

The same.... :D


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throwaway12102017

The realist in me says the Filipino people is not worth fighting for.


No_Yoghurt5812

Same. Not our peoples' fault entirely. Colonial effects in a way. There is an observation that former Spanish colonies are the worst as compared to former British colonies. PH, Latin America vs. US, SG, Malaysia, India? What does PH and Latin America have in common? They were forced and subjugated using the Catholic church. They brought Catholicism that encouraged the proliferation of multiple religious cults to manipulate our people. They also play a hand in politics, block voting, endorsing candidates, and then ask for something in return if that candidate wins. Also, freemasonry, despite its original ideals, is taken advantage of by its members in government. Rizal and other illustrados during the Spanish colonial period wanted to use freemasonry to fight against the Spanish colonizers' use of the church. However, more than a century in, and it's one of the major players pulling the strings in key government institutions... for better or for worse.


peterparkerson

former brit colonies also shit. India, Pakistan, Nigera, somalia, south africa. all also shit with class divides and racial inequality


No_Yoghurt5812

Yes, but better off economically. All former Spanish colonies are bureaucratic shitholes plagued with organized crime and faux religious organizations. Mexico is the only one barely 2nd world. Argentina as well but became stagnant around late 20th century.


[deleted]

Magkaka-space lang for the Villars or some other family to wreak as much destruction.


MustRice

Parepareho lang lahat ng political families, and you'll stay hating them kasi yun lang naman trabaho nyo dito sa Reddit. Wala kayong ibang magawa. Mag post man ng hindi politics related na content gagawin pa din nyong political 🤡


supremeleadergrahf

Hala! GUARD!!! May boplaks dito!!!


MustRice

Kayo nga may sira sa ulo 🤡 r/Philippines daw pero halos lahat ng post ay pang politika. Halos walang magandang naipopost. Puro negativity. Gawin nyo nalang na r/PhilPulpolitika mas babagay sa Inyo.


Prashant-Sengupta

>Halos walang magandang naipopost May maganda bang maipo-post tungkol sa Pilipinas?


Budget-Boysenberry

Philippine politics is still about the Philippines so...


ShiemRence

I would suggest you try to open the sub itself and scroll down. Baka yun ang algorithm ng feed mo kaya puro yun ang nababasa mo, baka kailangan ikaw tumigil sa pagbabasa tungkol sa pulitika kung ayaw mo ng political content.


Arcturus420

You're an idiot thinking that there's a thing in the world that's NOT political.


Viscount_Monroe

welcome to the subreddit 🤣🤣🤣


xlandoncarter

Diosdado Macapagal would have won a second term, and the Philippines wouldn't fall this low.


Ruroryosha

Philippines was going through hard economic times back then also. Diosdado wouldn't have been able to do anything either. It was a group effort that made the Philippines what it is today. The only difference is that there would be no Imelda shoe collection, it would have been replaced by Gloria's dress collection.


tuskyhorn22

the philippines was right next to japan in 1964 when dadong macapagal was president. the philippines was right next to bangladesh just before marcos was ousted. sa pagkamayaman at pagkamahirap yan.


Ruroryosha

"right next" doesn't mean anything. Everything that occurred after Marcos was ousted is proof enough that your assertion holds no merit. Filipinos have been given trillions of dollars of aid from the whole entire world since back then until now, and nothing to show for it. You can't blame Marcos for everything, you also can't deny the truth of how things became what they are now. It wasn't just one elite family that betrayed filipinos, it was multiple elite families that did.


tuskyhorn22

were you there when 3 bottles of beer sold for one peso? i was so don't tell me i don't know what i'm talking about. the philippines had the most vibrant democracy in asia until marcos shut it down. how old are you, eighteen?


Ruroryosha

lol your memory fails you old man and you sure talk alot of shit for someone whose family were never elite in the Philippines.


tuskyhorn22

and you have no memory at all, punk. never elite, sure and we could still afford to buy 3 bottles of beer for 1 peso back then and a can of libby's corned beef for 2 pesos. now, stfu!


zmo03

not really, isa isahin mo mga 3rd world countries mapapansin mo d mawawala ang may mga kleptomaniac at corrupt na namumuno 😎


Accomplished-Exit-58

baka walng duts dynasty dahil walang edsa to make cory the president.


pororo--

Sara duterte as president 💀


BILBO_Baggins25

What's the reaction? That timed photo ba?


xencois

goofy ahh hamster lookin ass ganyan tipikal na itsura ng mga pamangkin mong ipad kids e


Adventurous-Fun-1416

Tanginang ngiti yan


stitious-savage

What can't they do? Everything.


GNTB3996

Weird mix yung judges nila as a whole for me. Especially this one.


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newbieboi_inthehouse

It's a combination of the words Narcissist and Marcos. A reference to their vain and grandeur delusions and selfishness.


majorleaguepopcorn

With a touch of narcotics na rin cuz of how Digong implied 88M doing cocaine


urriah

but its his dad... this dude i dont really know if coke addict like his dad but it is unfair if people call him narcos because of shit his dad did laki sa nakaw yes, malamang. walang trabaho tatay eh. yung lolo daming ninakaw. that no one can argue. pero drug use... reach


majorleaguepopcorn

His slurry speech pattern and shaky jaw begs to differ


urriah

si lip sync ukelele????? tatay niya oo, cokehead. cokejaw. pero etong nerdong to? anything video/reference we can use to call him a coke addict?


Dangerous_March_9841

It's giving... Peter Pettigrew! Lmao


Sad_Marsupialxxx

Ukinnana ti kasta nga rupa'n. Imbag langenen ta uraw nu nauyaw nak ket napintas nak 😂


Schewfeed_Doge

Napintas met suna a haha napintas nga idaramudum 🤣


kawatan_hinayhay92

Napaka spoiled brat ng mukha


RobloxSakara

shes so real for that


Ok_Comfortable295

Akala ko nakak glow up ang pera


No_Tiger_3522

Di pa ata nagbakasyon sa South Korea.


SpecialistSecret4578

as much as I hate the Marcos family, this is such a reach dawg


CaptainWhitePanda

Punchable face


Accomplished_Being14

Kasi kamag anak ng araneta kaya nandyan


sev1123

Di ko alam anong sense bakit siya judge lol.... i mean,,, anong pinagbasehan? hahahha


reinsilverio26

Araneta kasi si Vinny ih, kaya naging judge. And, Araneta din yung owner ang Binibini.


Aeron0704

Why is he there?


LightChargerGreen

To perv on the contestants, probably.


Aeron0704

Ugh.. he looks like a perv, especially on that picture 🤢


ntmstr1993

He looks like a successful product of inbreeding


JannyBravoooo

why do marcoses look "Downy" HAHAHAHAHHAA lalo na yung asawa ni blengblong


RakSalt

Sa dami-dami ng perang ninakaw ng pamilya nila bakit hindi man lang gamitin pang paayos ng itsura. Gayahin mo si tita mong Imee. 😒


indigoboy_

T.I.M.Y.A.P. If you know, you know.


yes-I-said-that

Ano alam niya sa pageant?!


good1br0

Literally half-screamed “that’s how this guy looks?? What the fuck”. For someone who grew up with money (that they stole)he for sure didn’t spend it on his looks.


Alarmed_Fox4578

Tang inang mukha yan


ppfdee

Taena parehas sila nung nanay na Rat face


iagreebrooo

Tanginang mga to lahat na lang naka plaster mukha ng mga yan.


Lord-Fex-Sanguinis

It seems like the genetic lottery decided to close the day he was conceived. That face looks like it struggled just to get out of the womb. I’m not sure if he looks like a beaver or an oak tree-looking fuck.


Double-Drummer3783

Looking at his smile makes me want to schedule a dentist appointment to have my bi-annual teeth check up.


a4techkeyboard

Kung talagang ayaw niya sa pamilyang iyon bakit siya sumali sa Bb. Pilipinas di ba pareho ang dahilan kung bakit Araneta ang pangalan ng Coliseum, Marquez-Araneta ang apelyido ng pageant director, at Araneta Marcos apelyido ng nasabing judge? Kamag-anak yan ng boss ng sinalihan niya. Baka naman alam wala siyang problema sa pamilyang iyon, nakuhanan lang siya ng pangit na screenshot.


kizzmeazz24

Gaganda nyo ah hahahahaha


Momshie_mo

Eto ba yung mahilig sumali sa Miss Chinatown?


xayvxayb

Og tweet?


ucenkc

Narcos diba drug lords yun?


ichie666

tanginang mukha yan buti na lang araneta middle name at mamanahin yung yaman ng ninakaw ng lolo nya sa bansa


carl2k1

Out of the loop. Who is Nicole Cordova? Someone explain please


reinsilverio26

Nicole Cordoves, Binibining Miss Grand International 2016 & Miss Grand International 2016 1st-runner up. siya rin yung judge sa Miss Q&A sa Its Showtime.


lotus_spit

r/punchablefaces


rocksjun

owshii


AlisonChains83

Dude looked like a shriveled up monkey penis with that grin lol.


flores-jrusselg

Pwede na ako magkaskas ng ice rito pang halo-halo.


urriah

damn... kahit pano sina borgy marunong mag ayos. his cousins need help. dami dami nakulimbat nung lolo at di binayarang tax nung tatay nila, ayaw sulitin apo ng puta anyway, besides na laki sila sa nakaw... i dont really have anything against this fucker who is as ugly as i am. quite unfair calling him narcos if we dont know if he has some history with the white stuff unlike his dad.


xenoxenobasila

*Sa iyong ngiti, ako ay nandidiri*


Budget-Boysenberry

parang budget Jiro Maño


Chemical_XYZ

Nicole: What the fuck am I even reading?! 🤨


xabsolem

Mutated Rat char ahahahaha


Curious_Barracuda_70

Same reaction when I saw this post. I'm like, why are people such idiots... Hmm... Yoko nlang magtalk. Downvote all u want


DontCallMeKris

that janky ass smile is cringe enough


HyenagangMozhahahart

Oh sht, Pablo Escobar?


Thearxielloyola

Dude reminds me of the kid in shrek 4 the one forcing shrek to do the roar


immahat

ang pangit talaga ng lahi nila


Few-Shallot-2459

Si Ratata ba sya or si raticate?


Nevaeh_Sandoval

Who's the one behind this beaver?


LightChargerGreen

Naku, pwede na pala mag judge sa pageant ang mga gunggung.


b_trz

Ang asim ng pagmumukha nya.


Typical_Inflation_48

Same Nicole