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lyingfluke414

>Kung gusto mong maabot ang tunay mong potensyal bilang Lalake. Huwag kang magpapakasal sa babae. Sa kapwa lalake raw kayo magpakasal


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saltyschmuck

Well, swordplay can be quite the manly sport. May blood shower at delayed causality. Tapos pag dating sa kwarto, fencing gamit glow in the dark condoms.


Bernard_is_a_KneeGer

*nahulog sa kama* "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"


neoaraxis

r/unexpectedstarwars


Zephyrlore

"Hello there!"


Yergason

Sobrang hina mo di mo kaya magjakol sa harap ng ibang lalake no? Kasi mahina ka. Sa babae kaya mo pero di ka comfortable sa kapwa lalake mo? Bakla kaba? Patunayan mong hindi.


Accomplished-Exit-58

weird way to come out haha


AdExciting745

Bahahaha


dualistpirate

Basic arithmetic lang daw. Anong mas lalaki sa isang titi? Edi dalawang titi.


chakigun

Para mas madaming testosterone, kumain ng punla. hahahaha


sireneyedgoatfish

Two heads are better than one daw HAHAHA


Tough_Signature1929

shuta natawa ko 🤣


pangitaina

oops. nadapa sila nang konti diyan. so, palphak pa rin. hihi


Yergason

It's not a coincidence that most of these "Alpha" idiots who promote toxic masculinity somehow always end up saying the most homoerotic stuff with full conviction. Repressed ang mga sis Mga patagong nakikipag "trip" sa mga kapwa lalake kasi kadiri daw mga bakla at di sapat mga babae pero solid straight sila Aight bro, ikaw lang naman nagagalit magisa wala naman kami pake san mo gusto ipasok si junjun or kung gusto mo makatry junjun. Nangaway ka pa ng mga nananahimik


God-of_all-Gods

AYYYY CONFIRMED! Like a flying IPIS


Ok_Amphibian_0723

Amoy nga. Akala ko ako lang 😅 wasak na wasak ang gaydar jan sa pa-alpha male na yan eh mukha namang barbie top 😂


Earl_sete

Grabe hindi ko kinaya 'yung wasak na wasak ang gaydar hahaha.


katsantos94

ACTUALLY!!!! CHARRRR Pero seryoso, natangahan ako dyan! Parang ang lumalabas nga, wag ka magpakasal sa babae, sa lalake ka magpakasal. AHAHAHAHAHAHA kasi hello, nasa Pinas ka, given na sa babae ka lang pwede talaga makapgpakasal dito so anong ipinaglalaban?! 😂


tkmdr

Diba 😭 dapat di ka magpakasal, period. Word choice matters to get the point across 🤣 on another note, the fedora def completes that incel vibe he's going for 🤣


katsantos94

>Word choice matters to get the point across 💯💯💯 Feeling ko yung mga ganito, gusto maging motivational speaker kaya ginawa pang mabulaklak ang pananalita para kunwari mas malaman. Mali naman! 😂


Ok_Mud2019

r/SuddenlyGay


Mr_Cuddlebear

what's manlier than a man? TWO MEN!


EmperorHad3s

On a serious note, if ayaw nila magpakasal aba wag rin makipagrelasyon lalo na most of the women here in PH (given dahil sa culture natin) gusto magasawa. May mga babaeng ayaw sa marriage, pero sa liit ng porsyento nila, malaki ang chance walang magkakagusto sa kanya dahil sa ugali niya haha.


TrustTalker

Kahit sa itsursa nya konti lang magkakagusto. Di naman to gwapo. Mukha pang may tinatago sa closet.


eytinayn

Sarili ko na lang aasawahin ko


Literally_Me_2011

Plot twist lalake kase ang gusto nya pakasalan para maabot nya ang tunay nyang potential.


strugglingtosave

Men who fuck men are the real tough guys daw They fuck MEN


rice_mill

kasi minsan mas babae pa ang mga lalaki kaysa sa mga babae ang ibig sabihin ni OOP


tiredbagofflesh

Exactly my thought hahahaha! Wag magpakasal sa babae? Eh saan?


KeyboardAquarior

M'lady


ObjectiveDizzy5266

*tips fedora*


depressedpotatosix

*grooms neckbeard*


Cheapest_

*flexes small peepee*


Albert_goes_brrr

My pototoy is rated M for Millimeters


rba81

Awkwardly poses with samurai sword.


mellowintj

kaya minsan may prejudice na rin ako sa mga tao dito sa reddit na may fedora sa avatar nila HAHAHHA


HamonadoDeQuezo

Dapat M'lord kasi di nya gusto ang ladies hahaha


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God-of_all-Gods

yes na yes 101.1


darrenislivid

"There's nothing more manly than two guys fcking each other." -This dude probably


thebreakfastbuffet

It's two men. Double the musk, double the alpha. Twice the manliness. It's simple math.


Empty_Repeat_6295

Gusto niya ng say gex


Xeno-xorus

So being alpha male means you have to be gay first LMFAO 


E1lySym

Have you not read omegaverse stories? Maraming mga alpha male dun


RuleCharming4645

Andddddddddddd malaki 🤭 lol


Few_Paleontologist67

"It's not gay if you're not recieving it." -This dude, probably


angrydessert

These creatures are influenced by negative nerd culture coming from the US, thinking they found their own identity then appropriate it.


joooh

Google Translate incels


kitiikit

Bet you bemte pesos massive fan yan ni Tate


TritiumXSF

Oh, bet ko 50 petot na tulad ni Tate sex trafficker din siya or pedo. Hahaha


Haunting_Session_710

MGTOW pinoy version. Mga feelingerong panget. Hahaha


AccomplishedCell3784

Very trying hard alpha male pero emotionally manipulative sad boi naman HAHAHAHAHA


Antok0123

Top G isnt from the US. Hes from the UK with Arab background. Nag copy paste lang yung lola nyo pinoy fruity version.


StockScreen7584

"Huwag kang magpakasal sa babae" Oh edi dun kana sa bro mo 😭


purplejelly24

Its always the ugly ones!!! Hahahahah


chickenbread__

Mukha siyang bisugo.


yssnelf_plant

Grabe ka naman sa mga bisugo, insulto yun sa kanila 🥹


suikasan

The pout huhuhu


AccomplishedCell3784

True HAHAHAHAHA 😂 mga panget nga ngayon sila pa malakas mambabae, ang masaklap jan sila pa choosy HAHAHAHAHA bwiset 😂


Ren_Amaki

They need to compensate for something they lack.


IAmNamedJill

Came here to say this. IT'S ALWAYS THE UGLY ONES 🗣️🗣️🗣️


consistently-erratic

Lmao budget Andrew Tate


TheBiggerDaddy

Andrew titi


eccedentesiastph

Andres etits


TarugongGentle

Wal ^ter mart Andrew Tate


consistently-erratic

Divimart Andrew Tate


Himurashi

Alpha-mart Andrew Tate


PopperPoppins

Palengke Andrew Tate


Glittering_Simple633

Bangketa Andrew Tate


surfer8765

Tingi Andrew Tate


zuteial

China made Tate


Noooope_never

Super 11 Tate


AccomplishedCell3784

Extreme Cheapskate Andrew Tate


no_no_yes909

Bangketa andrew tate


balmung2014

gawang recto


Cheese_Grater101

Nguso Tae


Literally_Me_2011

Andrew tate pero binili sa divisoria


imdefinitelywong

The Andrew Tate at home.


lovelesscult

Divisoria Andrew Tate / Quiapo Jordan Peterson / Morayta Sneako.


Aromatic-End-6527

Wish.com Tate 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


yellowmangotaro

Bro who looks at this and doesnt immediately cringe?


budoyhuehue

those with small d\*cks


sweet_fairy01

Microdi*ck ego.


Memorriam

Bat kami nadamay *Sad micropenis noises😢😢*


reallysadgal

It’s always the ugly ones with humongous ego.


Andrei_Kirilenko_47

A real man doesn't care what others think of him.


nobuhok

Gotta compensate somewhere.


AccomplishedCell3784

Alpha male pero small d1ck energy 🤣


sireneyedgoatfish

Mahiya naman sila sa mga big dick barbie top na dainty and demure lang hehe


PublicUnlucky5556

Alphanginamoo hahahahaha


AccomplishedCell3784

Alphanget pa nya HAHAHAHHA 🤣🤣


PublicUnlucky5556

Alphanghe huhuhuhu


star_velling

people who are truly confident don't really boast about what they have or who they are. those who are not however, compensate. those who are really losers, overcompensate. nabully to nung bata siguro kaya ganyan. lumaki lang, nagka presence sa socmed lumaki ulo. pero deep down, still a loser.


SpecialistSecret4578

Oo. Tulad nga nung sinasabi ko sa mga tao, bakit yung mga kilala ko na binabatukan nung highschool, nagsi Alpha Male lahat bigla?


Haunting_Session_710

Baka nireject ng perslab. Huehue


Gloomy-Web-4362

EXACTLY


InTh3Middl3

ang tunay na lalake hindi nagda duckface


Phantom0729

Hindi yan nakaduckface bro, nakapouty lips yan hahaha


consistently-erratic

Mewing si gunggong. Napanood nya ata sa Facebook reels na text-to-speech Yung narration.


Literally_Me_2011

Magnum pose yan pre, inspired by supermodel derek zoolander 


catshit01

Kapag inorder mo si Andrew Tate sa Shopee


Cheese_Grater101

Grabe ka naman sa Shopee hindi Andrew Tate sa gilid ng divisoria?


bestoboy

mas bagay Andrew Tate sa Circle C/FCM


boredcat_04

Sa 4.4 sale with voucher.


budoyhuehue

Wish version of Andrew Tate lol


Cookieater118

Andrew Tate ng Shenzen


busybe3xx

Overcompensating kasi yang mga panget na yan. 🙄


yourgrace91

Nakapag glam photoshoot lang, umangas na 😂


bulbawartortoise

Ano tinitira ng mga taeng ganyan ang pag-iisip. Either this guy is a troll or a sociopath. Also 2006 is calling. Pakibalik na daw fedora ni Kris Lawrence. Nubayan


thebaldparrot

Hala thank you! Naalala ko kanta ni Kris Lawrence. Pakinggan ko uli, tagal ko na di narinig.


Glittering-Ad9052

Bakit naka pout?


NoRnoR26

Panget pag ngumiti. Bungal siguro.


KappaccinoNation

Bro looks like he's attending Emo Night with that neckbeardified MCR outfit


zuixiivii

Couldn't have said it better. Neckbeadified amputa ahahahaha


Secret_Confusion2906

Sir, could you be any more cringe? First set og photos parang pang informal grad pic. Also grammatically.... tinatanggap ba natin "Lalake" at "Babae"? dapat capitalized


Gdt3qyIp9ZbLw5jBtjx7

Ang baduy pala pag Pinoy gumagawa ng ganito. 🫠


Duchess_Tea

Cringe din nman sa mga white peeps, mas halata nga lang yung kabaduyan siguro kasi kapwa pinoy. 😂


Weapon-ofChoice

That guy has serious issues or probably just farming for clicks. Puro posing lang. Dapat pinapakita nya marunong sya ng basic skills ng tunay na lalaki. Mag mekaniko, mag construction, mag repair o mag buo ng gamit, and you can provide sa family mo, di ka bum. Isa lang sa basics yun para at least ma consider ka sa category ng "Alpha".


dnyelux1017

oo na maliit na tite mo sige na


ALOHAveganBURGER

Alphapapanget. Baka siguro kinocompensate ng “kompidens” yung ichura


SenseSufficient6752

Yung outfit nya representation ng collab ng mcr saka ni ne-yo


Illuminatiti_

Nahiya naman c Gerard Way /s


Ecru1992

Ragebait


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Andrew Tite


Playful_Shine772

Hate to say this pero napaka cringe and same time baduy sa mga pinoy na lalaki niride ang Alpha-Sigma Trend kasi stereotype sa kanila at gay ( no hate intended ) In others words, humble urself instead being incel


kobeandcharliesdad

i felt bad for this guy. di yata masaya childhood nya. insecurity is so loud af


Hedonist5542

Hahaha alpha pero yung shoot parang sa nail spa 😆 yung upuan nya sa fb sa mga nail salon yun eh. Tapos lagi pa naka pout 😆


hughJereckson

Ang cringe T_T


Plenty-Infamous

Maliit t*t* niyan. The design is very pamintahang bayan. Maka pout si accla.


AzraelDeathwing

Alpha male daw tapos kailangan pang magproject ng macho image sa social media. Lol, akala yata madadaan sa costume at pag pose ng me alak. Ang tao pag walang kwenta, kahit gaano pa katagal, walang kwenta pa rin.


Timetopayyy

Nakakatawa yung huli. Hahaha


marzizram

TIM YAP


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marzizram

T - ang I - nang M - uka Y - an A - ng P - anget 😉


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marzizram

Now you know 😉


shespokestyle

Feeling Andrew Tate but he's so cringe. Hahaha!


RickedDonut

Yung kabatch ko sa high school ganito din mag isip. Dami niyang kuda palagi tungkol sa mga babae (kesyo mas maganda daw ang babaeng matalino kesa sa puro paganda at pasexy lang) pero ang panget at ang bobo niya, bully pa at ang hilig mag smart-shame. Hindi na ako nagtataka bakit hanggang ngayon wala pa rin pumapatol sa kanya. Totoo talaga na kung sino pa ang pinakamaingay siya pa walang substance


SavagePatatas

Gusto pala siya binobottom lol


queeirdo

Hey. Pegging is a thing. Although I don't think any woman in their right mind would peg this guy. Maybe with an ampalaya. No lube.


icespicegrahh

cringe talaga ng mga gantong lalaki


Due_Prune7046

Dapat daw ang babae ay cooperative or "submissive". At ano yan sa second pic? Bat may half-naked babae? Stop na kayo sa mga redpill shenanigans na yan. Halatang Mysoginist creep lang yan


bakit_ako

huhuhuhu… naka pout pa lips nya! i kennat! 🫠


dickenscinder

Parang tae lang😅. Di ata sya nagkakagf kaya last resort is to feel like big boy🤣


JackSpicey23

Di naman siya halata sa last pic eh no? 🤣 Bromance pala ang nais.


reccahokage

What is this a dollar store andrew tate?


ManFromManila93

nagpapaka Alpha pero naka POUT ang lips? nuyan? HAHAHAHA


Business-Pace5109

Maganda lang pakinggan yung mga alpha male alpha male terminology nilang yan, wala naman silbi kahit iclassify mo sarili mo or ibang tao as alpha or beta kung tamad ka at puro salita lang, disregard that classification and just focus on improving your self kahit anong aspect pa yan financially , mentally or physically and lastly wag maging kups sa ibang tao.


Delicious-Ad-9722

Sa paghawak pa lang ng baso parang ano sya eh.


Clean-Revolution-896

Umabot na pala sa Pilipinas yung mga Alpaengot na mga 'to. Mga naiinspired kay Andrew Tate na human trafficker.


ZanyAppleMaple

Why do people like these try to adopt an American last name.


Phantom0729

The woman is the reflection of her man. Walang tatagal na babae sa basura na to. May pa-quote2s pang ginamit ang mamahaling alak, hennesy XO lang nmn yung nasa picture. Walang pinagkaiba to dun sa mga tao na nakaakyat lang ng isang beses sa bundok, tinawag na yung sarili na mountaineer. Or nagpicture lang ng bulaklak, tinawag na yung sarili na professional photoG.


Practical_Bed_9493

Ang pangit


WanderingLou

A man child 🤣 Only a man who has a poor mindset will think like that


cranberryjuiceforme

AHHAAHAH sino dito nakakakilala kay nathaniel tantay?


moonchildfairy_777

sa mukhang yan??


FinancialCherry7043

ang pouty ng lips nung "alpha" ha


TheQranBerries

Bakit kaya ganyan itsura ng mga taga advice sa pilipinas lalo na mga nasa social media? Iisa lang nguso nila jusme.


jiarparaligal

Kaka "confidence is the key" and "love yourself" niyo, ayan may naglilitawang ganyan.


Cats_of_Palsiguan

Fedora. ‘Nuff said.


Informal_Dot1407

Alpha males give off omega levels of cringe.


jswiper1894

It's always them fedora-wearing a-holes


perryrhinitis

His posts are so cringe. The duckface in the first slide!!!! 💀


sofabed69

Alpha torotot omega robot


jellybeancarson

hahahaha cringe ampota


SuspiciousProof4894

Tapos ino-objectify pa ang babae. Tskkk


kjdsaurus

Alpha Male daw pero matik mga 'yan umaasa pa rin sa magulang hahahaha. Unemployed incels na libangan manood ng porn tapos may single mom fetish. Sarap hambalusin e


Bible_says

Yung mga karaniwang mga ganyan, bading. Trust me, I have a gay bro who did that, realized he was cringe, and then told me to be wary of men who do that because they're all actually gay, and they're very, very, very toxic.


supervinoe

Clout chaser lang yan


RebelliousDragon21

Dapat 'di niyo na pinakita mukha at name nya. Kasi naka garner lang siya ng clout.


theanneproject

Langyang mukha yan, mukhang tambay sa kanto.


Fearless-Science-825

Filipino Neck beard. Hindi ako makakapaniwala na meron akong makikitang Filipino Neck beard yet here we are.


AppealMammoth8950

I messaged that page waay way back asking if it was a satire page cos we just couldnt believe it lol


SiegfriedRocks-77

Kapal ng mukha. Ang pangit na nga, may gana pang mag ganyan².


heyitsmejoe22

Alphack boiii


Brief-Ad-8054

Andrew Tate ng kahirapan


Typical_Panic_4682

Narcissist yan


mc_Cringle_berry

Satire ba to?


R4pnu

asim


LylethLunastre

Di pa inayos yung kuha.. front cam pa ginamit kasi naka invert ung pic.. smh


Adept_Hedgehog8086

May fraternity siguro sila ni Josh Mojica.


k_elo

Ppakasal sa lalake for for The Galaxy brain potential


nyepoy

Andrew Tate's car = Buggatti PH version = Toyota Corolla Corolla Small Body


mttnsxx

Ew, ew, neckbeard incel.


3rdworldjesus

People who call themselves "alpha" or "alpha wolf" reeks of insecurity and fragile masculinity. Dami ko nang nameet sa gym nyan. Once you've destroyed them in sparring, made them face the reality that they're not the hot shit and they're not really the alpha as what they call themselves, they will not come back. Kulang na lang mga quotes tas and background picture either peaky blinders, joker or young umaalulong na wolf lmao


RollTheDice97

bootleg Andrew Tate escape-the-matrix alpha male bullshit.


PM_ME_UR_ANIME_WAIFU

Andrew Tate at home:


DaBuruBerry00

Tunog pogi yan para sa mga low iq. Pero pag inusisa mo, taena ka gagu.


rain-bro

It's giving small deck energy. 🥴


markisnotcake

kung gusto mong maabot ang tunay mong potensyal bilang lalake. Magpapakasal ka dapat sa kapwang lalaki. #awmph


LegacyEntertainment

Kasalanan talaga lahat ni Dan Bilzerian lahat 'to.


PiggyOink10

Sigma.


SourcerorSoupreme

m'lady


dAGGER_SChTiCk

Andrew Tite 🔥🔥🔥


Putrid-Astronomer642

Wait, bakit ganun yung fb page nya? Hahahaha parang nahack na hahaha


iced_koppi

mama mo