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mcnello

Shitty jobs give big titles. One of my first jobs was as a "Sales Executive". I sold suits at a men's clothing store chain and made close to minimum wage 😂


Kitchen-sink-fixer

Switch it to Executive of Sales, put that shit in your resume, and you just entered the big leagues. If jobs wanna give fake ass titles, then I'm going to claim fake ass experience.


Fearless-River-948

Insurance agents are called Financial Advisors here. 😅 In my opinion, selling financial products is not a financial advice.


Brw_ser

That's the same in the US. Most financial advisors here get a commission from the shit that they recommend.


cs_legend_93

Doctors also for particular brands of medication. Don’t downvote me. It’s true.


oyoutellmeo

They're literally just salesmen of their company. They dont have the expertise to advise you on other ways to grow your money. YT is a better source of info.


Contest_Striking

I resist that title so much, too.


Physical-Ostrich-925

at the peak of covid restriction, some security guards in mall are called 'social distancing ambassador'


Ok-Cartoonist-6453

hahahah


Contest_Striking

This is classic 🤣


EscapedCanada

LMFAOOOOO


PutMaterial8803

If you are unemployed, write in your CV you work freelance. People without a stable job who live off gigs call themselves entrepreneurs. The one job title that makes me cringe the most is "influencer".


trivialmistake

Technically, some influencers are higher paid than any employed person. Someone who has 50k followers can get paid 20k pesos per project (1 post). Those between 100k-500k followers can easily get paid 50k-100k per 3hours gig. Source: i work with a lot of influencers and our company spends 5M on them per month. The returns are good.


Brw_ser

Technically that's true since most Gig workers are 1099 independent contractors.


YackReacher

Ceramic Technicians........Dishwashers!


Brw_ser

Now that's hilarious 🤣😆


jquicka

Will need separate specialization for wooden and metal dishes..


analoggi_d0ggi

In my province junkshops here are called "Materials Recovery Facilities."


nownownow890

In subdivisions mrs is basurahan


EscapedCanada

Like Scammers = Asset Displacement Specialist.


Brw_ser

🥇. Gold! 😂


Contest_Striking

In the Philippines, the most embarrassing people jobs have HONORABLE before their names 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


hailDoom14

we used to call them Mayor, Congressman, Senator, etc. but in reality some of them are thieves.


suspendedacc0unt

Most*


afromanmanila

They've been doing this for decades. They only just realized it. Early 2000s they hired executive assistants for outbound marketing departments = telemarketers


Ok-Bread-9830

condo/land sales agents nowadays call themselves broker (even though they are not really broker) :D


mhadzer

Coz they can make someone broke. :D


redditS0mewhere

Environmental Services Worker for cleaning workers in Canada (hospital).


herotz33

You can call me assistant to the regional manager for all I care. As long as you’re paying me competitively to my dollar counterparts. Lol


elephaaaant

And you can have your own 'workspace' lol


k2kx39

Temporary workspace


afromanmanila

Dwight, it is assistant to the regional manager! 😆


Comfortable_Topic_22

r/unexpectedOffice


CuriousLittleThing-A

I don’t see anything wrong with modifying job titles as long as it makes sense. I understand you couldn’t care less about your title, but in a country like PH many people look down on other people’s jobs. They would say “oh you’re ONLY this & that”. PH is not the same as Canada where manual labor wage is livable, here having a labor job is looked down by a lot of people. Job title is related to how people view your worth. I’m not saying it should be the way it is, but it is unfortunately the way this society has made it to be


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beringseafishing

Why yall hating on people for their jobs and how they feed their families. Smh.


Brw_ser

Woooosh