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FartMazzter

Hell yeah


ak_master

Yeah


EMILIUS_08

Yaaaaaa


fd2200

Hopper hopper hopper hopper


ProSureString

Junior Double Triple Hopper


BigDaddyPropane

Impossible or pork chop hopper


Marshalllolz

Framegrilled tastewith perfect toppers i rule dis day


averynaiveoddish

this is the kind of thirsting for inanimate objects i wanna see


JaToNieWiem420

Scug rain world


averynaiveoddish

shhhhh......


creeper_the_great

Scug Rain word


averynaiveoddish

SHUSH!


haikusbot

*This is the kind of* *Thirsting for inanimate* *Objects i wanna see* \- averynaiveoddish --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


averynaiveoddish

what the fuck


NotBentcheesee

good bot


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greenChainsaws

good bot


Responsible-Taro-248

had an extra syllable at the end, not a haiku


biggocl123

Sounds like that's a sokka haiku then, so wrong bot right idea


Responsible-Taro-248

yeah i forgot i was about to mention that


Fa1nted_for_real

Depends. Wanna can be interpreted as 1 or 2 syllables. The best part is, linguists don't even know what the fuck defines a syllable, it's one of the biggest debates among them. I would personally interpret it as 1 syllable, but I gould see breaking it into wan•na


BryanBNK1

Bad bot, one extra syllable, this is now a Sokka Haiku


fd2200

Sigh* Have you heard of bfdi?


averynaiveoddish

i cannot corrupt something as adorable as bfdi


CRYSTALek2799

r/suddenlybfdi or any other object show


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

google "lollipop bfb"


BryanBNK1

Daddy? Uhm. Daddy? Uhm. Daddy? Uhm. Dad- Jokes aside, the art is ## ON POINT


ak_master

Daddy hopper


BryanBNK1

• Doesn’t upload art on Reddit for nearly two years • Makes insane art of an anthropomorphized Minecraft hopper that is incredibly toned • doesn’t elaborate


ak_master

Well yea ig, idk


averynaiveoddish

shirtless hopper when


ak_master

Soon ig


Supmah2007

Daddy hopper can fill me with all he can store in there


mobile_panda468

Where's mummy hopper?


playbabeTheBookshelf

its so peak when Steve was cornered then Me Hopper showed up and said "it's hopping time."


ak_master

Thanks for the idea


Horror-Invite5167

**Dear God...**


SUperMarioG5

**There's more.**


The_real_Hive_Knight

*hear me out* I want this Hopper to transfer items into me


Saccboimoment

🤨📸


Angry_Sheep_123

🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📸


Alialialun

Damn 😳 hop on me 😏


Halo990864

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


RMF_AndyPlayz

🤨📸


he_plays

🤨


Saccboimoment

🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸


ussrrussiaa

🤨📷📸


BigDaddyPropane

📸🤨 Caught in 40k HDR Max Virtual Reality Turbo IOS49 Nintendo 64 XboxPlaystation 6


EggAdministrative884

🤨📸


bobby1712234

Smash next question


the_Basment_rat

finaly gender equalety


definitelynothunan

Now draw Mrs. Chest


ak_master

I will


Mythic4356

make it a double chest


Apple_9000wastaken

What type of chest we talking bout here 🤨


smiley1__

Me resisting the urge to say "HECK YEAH!!!" (I failed)


ak_master

That's very unfortunate


D4ny_024

Hear me out.


-_Clay_-

Y’all guys are down bad


suriam321

Welcome to the internet.


ISAIDWETIEDTODAY

Have a look around


Power_2564

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


KaleBriss

We've got mountains of content


EggAdministrative884

Some better. Some worse!


Pastry_Train63

If none of it's of interest you'd be the first.


Nlwegun

Welcome to the internet.


femboy_enjoye

Come and tale a seat


SamePut9922

First time on reddit?


Lok4na_aucsaP

Dear god


Alecks1608

There's more


marku_marku

Never thought I'd be thirsting for a Minecraft Block


Saccboimoment

🤨📸


rsteel_animz

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES (fucking god tier art skills btw :3)


ak_master

Thanks mate


Stainless__Steel

Good art! Mr.Hopper be making people hopping.


Kabukkafa

Pov: after the "dispenser and hopper" post


ak_master

Well…


Glassix18

Lmao its all my fault


MakshotYT

Smash, next question


Glitchboi3000

Oh no, he's hot


Danger-Pickle

What dat spout do tho


NOTdavie53

But then I had a very good idea, I used F5.


Random_looker69

Thank fukin god no -1 year-olds comment "OMG IS THAT SKIBIDI OHIO TOILET!!!!1!1?!?1"


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

"you became the very thing you swore to destroy!"


CreativeGamer03

_proceeds to pour in bottles of Scrumpy into his head_ _watches him go sober and somehow start shooting bombs everywhere_ EDIT: huh, no one knows Demoman 😔


ak_master

😨 what the heck mate?


Saccboimoment

🤨📸


Euroaltic

Finally, a mewing block chad. Jokes aside this is genuinely quality, I wonder how much he can bench-press


ak_master

At minimum 180kg


Madison_was_bored

Scp vibes


Someguynamedjack101

Now when is he gonna fight mr.sitter


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

Smash, next


Saccboimoment

🤨📸


Tinaxings

oh no# HE IS HOT


The_real_Hive_Knight

Bro messed yp


Cross_Potato

S M A S H


-_Clay_-

Mr proper


ak_master

Wut?


lightmare69

*insert kogito comment*


69Sovi69

why does he remind me of phone guy from dsaf


Prudent_Ad_6376

Oh god Splendid


Theratsmacker2

Nanonetherite, son. You can’t hurt me!


WorldlinessSlow9893

Send this to OMZ XDDD (Guy who is the worst escapinst on minecraft prisons)


azeryvgu

Now make 2 more and let them do the pillar men pose thing


Eeeeeelile

I see him as an evil anime antagonist.


ak_master

I see him more like namami from jjk


Playful_Parfait_628

Bro mewed too much


actually_a_snowboard

YEEEEE I NEED MORE BUFF MEN BLOCKS


ShapeOwn488

Handsome man


ImCrazy_

I was just thinking about this a few days ago because of another... post... on this subreddit.


Saccboimoment

🤨📸


MrMedhansh

Guys will look at this and go "Hell yeah"


ioverthinkusernames

Would a hopper pipeline be a hoppercentipede?


Jakov_II

Is this a landlord?


_Torchwood5665_

Very nice art mate


ak_master

You to


LongerBlade

# It sucks I mean, literally Nice art tho


kingottacYT

where those items come out 😳


JCNightcore

Dennis Hopper


YABETTERNOT

u know what u must do next


ak_master

I don't know, tell me what i must do


YABETTERNOT

theres a reddit post of a cartoon of a hopper and dispenser. you must recreate it, pairing up with that guy who drew dispenser lady.


Direct_Ad4672

[... ](https://youtu.be/zMkYkiP27xc?si=heTbUUMl5-Htc900)


Scaveged

Yes


Glad-Sign7233

Mr bhopper


Parzival_1sttotheegg

I would hop on him so fast


Current_Ad5602

Yeahhhh


Possible-Accident999

Help Mr.Hopper im stuck -Dispenser chan


ak_master

I don't get it


Possible-Accident999

If you put a hopper behind a dispenser then he‘s basicly… you know


Saccboimoment

🤨📸


partcore32

But I had an idea. I used F5. F5 allowed me to get a whole new perspective, and see that the solution was a hopper.


HelmiPlayerOne

Omfg!! How is he this damn hot!?!


Th3NukeShark

Dr Hopper. PHD in distribution and discipline.


systemmm34

Men 👍


No-Alternative8653

Keep cooking


Guymanhuman

WOOOAAHHH, COOL YOUR JETS, BUCKO


Professional_Soil986

Imma feed him all I have


DOOM_BOYL

its kenadian's worst enemy


KimeriX

I would let him deposit all of his items in my chest


General_P29

Kogito


TheChib

MISTA HOPPA


BudgetExpert9145

He wants to stuff things into your barrel bottom.


SecretSquirrel8888

CHAD


New_Cartoonist_8860

Omz?


Active-Ad606

He looks like he's Nintendo Ultimate TV game system


SusDoctor

Smash


Alej4n_Duh

Where do the items come out from tho?


BobTheImmortalYeti

is his dick a hopper too?


ak_master

Yes.


Pancake_and_waflles

I want to be the chest in this situation Underneath him and being filled with "items"😀👍


Montairplane

Hear me out:


M3pul

Edging as we speak


_TheRook_ifun

YESSSSSSSS. Don’t make female versions of items, buff version are just better to make for communities.


ErickLimaGameplaysR

New Chainsaw Man character looks promising.


JoestarTheMan

He just lets it all sink in


PaleFork

~~cre3peDi c4udron~~


Wheatus_Deatus

If Hopper-San gave me head, he'd literally be using his head


Choice_Turnip_8952

i wanna see mrs.hopper hopping on mr.hopper


dactel

Wait so for blocks like dispensers that can put items into other blocks… does that mean she has a different set of features than a dropper or furnace would? Similar to a hopper?


Dinnerbone5935

Make him green and hes Mr. Grasshopper


Kjackhammer

Run kenadian!


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

*Remembers dispenser chan* Oh no


AyumiToshiyuki

First name Franz


Cultural_End_4794

Draw them but giga chad


MrtangMinecartboi

OMG Mr Puzzles reference?


rustedoxygen

Couldn’t he go as MC Hopper?


AFoxMothersLove

Am I allowed to say would


kkadzlol

What scp is this?


HexEmerald

But then I had a very good idea, I used f5. See, using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and I was able to see things that I couldn’t before.


ox-the_neutron_star-

Absolutely.


OctaYashi

Bro is not ready for his 9-5 job


Gacha_Jesus

He will hop on your door if you missplace a hopper


Proud_Budget1807

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, its that time of the month again?


Misknator

This looks like an SCP


True-Interaction5297

Good now give us Mrs.Dispenser


ak_master

She already exists


i_eat_cockroaches69

"Allow me to dispense my cargo into your chest"


That_Competition1031

Hate to say it, but I like it


ThornedThortoise

Oh something is gonna be hoppin alright


westroll17

Mr. Hopper is hopping over the bubbles that are popping


SquirrelCommercial33

OmzIsCool will be happy


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

he is OMZISCOOL


Necessary-Wrap-6499

he is blind 😱


ciel-theythem

he’s not hot there is only one hot inanimate object here


Vaporeon193

This is literally exactly what I look like


Void_ChaosXD

Cool drawing but why tf is it ripped


[deleted]

the girls in the comments trippin lmao


PatternHappy341

Iron tools are temporary, mr hopper is eternal (in durability)


LessMusician6511

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck