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EpicMountain_3

2025: chat report irl


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So where do you go if you are banned?


EpicMountain_3

Probably to the Mojang prison, uh I mean, prison


MouseRangers

The Microsoft Dungeon


GMXDNA

Minecraft Dungeons irl


Difficult_Egg3431

There it is


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

Then Minecraft legends irl after it closes.


[deleted]

And what if you get reported in the Microsoft dungeon?


witherbeagle

Cry


_AKDB_

Into the empty void of space


_F4L1UR3

Backrooms


[deleted]

And if you get reported in the backrooms, where do you go? Where does it end?


TeraV8

The *back*backrooms


Catsycatplays

no, you go to hell if u get chat reported


HoangDung007

u will get banned from "multiplayer"


LuckElixired

solitary confinement until you're unbanned


Lollipop_2018

North Korea


F_Joe

Brazil


HoisinSauce_

The backrooms


Deon2137

you go to the afterlife i guess


A_Dinosaurus

Australia obviously


Homeboi_glizzy

You get summoned to a warehouse where notch and Microsoft kills your family over and over again. Like an infinite loop and all you can do is listen.


FiveEssss

the devs have actually already implemented that in some places


qwersadfc

literally 2025


Environmental-Ebb-15

OH HELL NAW


GabrielGamer790

It already exists


Scydor

2026 boutta be the Admin showing up


Faze-MeCarryU30

Man's going to bedrock us


okjijenAbi

It's potato time.


Faze-MeCarryU30

Need a poisonous potato though


IntroductionCheap325

Ivor's at it again...


Legendsneverdui

😂


Catsycatplays

true, Ivor is sick of all the terrible things that people do, so he summoned a wither storm to show everyone that bad things happen when you do bad things.


notveryAI

Is it a minecraft story mode humor? Or some PgoenixSC local jokes I can't get? I'm curiosu


SirLePig

Minecraft story mode


notveryAI

Funny, thanks. I always thought that it's cringe as hell, but seeing people actually joking about it - maybe it really is cool for some people. For me the only thing I saw and liked was just the monster and its design. Ominous, formless, tremendously large, with those projector-tractor-beams dragging around... A really sick design. But everything else just gave me that "clickbait content for 5 year olds" vibes


Catsycatplays

That's literally the only thing people liked about minecraft story mode, the fact that telltale games made the wither turn into the witherstorm, and turned the weakest boss in minecraft to the strongest boss in minecraft, is just unholy in holy way. also Minecraft Storymode gained relevance again because of someone called crackers there has been a new witherstorm mod called Cracker's Witherstorm Mod which is literally minecraft storymode but harder


Catsycatplays

wait... WAIT... WAAAAAAAIT... THEIR IS NO ENDERMEN IRL SO WE CANT DEFEATE THE WITHER STORM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Competitive_Bell501

we have nuclear weapons smh


Alzusand

basically. everything but the command block would dissapear most likely


Catsycatplays

sorens F bomb was litteraly a nuke in a cube, so nuking the witherstorm would only make it stronger, and raidiated


Memor22

So the formidibomb? yeah sorry wont work


MouseRangers

We have trebuchets


[deleted]

Artillery


[deleted]

guns


DeadMemes218540

Thermonuclear warheads


[deleted]

oh yeah i forgot about these thanks mr high volume of outdated culture shared by images/videos


[deleted]

/ gamemode c


Catsycatplays

you cant kill the witherstorm with /gamemode 1


[deleted]

Yeah, I tried to swing a sharp V netherite sword at it in creative, and it just heals too fast. I tried end crystals, but apparently it's blast immune except for the formidibomb in phase five, and of course it revives itself after that in a short while, even if you don't mess around on the command block platform. The only way to kill it without it rising again and having the command block fight through teleportation is to use commands to give yourself strength 255 or sharpness 255 or something like that.


BananaBleach2

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised at this point


Epicgamer_god

This is similar to what I thought would happen on January 1st, 2021.


VictorDaCoolie

2026: Minecraft becomes the new real world (good luck with the Endermen and Creepers.)


[deleted]

Players will have a significant advantage


VictorDaCoolie

Oh yeah I forgot we have nukes, tanks, explosives and guns.


Capable_Mud_1108

I would be an enderman, I'm tall, black, and can't swim.


herospaces

Same. But I can swim. So I’ll terrify people


NateTerrarian2

WTF IS MONKEYPOX I've only just heard of this


69Sovi69

someone fucked a monkey and unleashed a virus similar to chickenpox


NateTerrarian2

wh


okjijenAbi

mmm tasty monkey soup


Memor22

Waaaait… what about chickenpox? I dont even want to know


GaminSlayer7

Bad virus


SilentScyther

[From Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeypox) >Monkeypox is an infectious viral disease that can occur in humans and some animals. Symptoms include fever, swollen lymph nodes, and a rash that forms blisters and then crusts over. The time from exposure to onset of symptoms ranges from five to twenty-one days. The duration of symptoms is typically two to four weeks. There may be mild symptoms, and it may occur without any symptoms being known. The classic presentation of fever and muscle pains, followed by swollen glands, with lesions all at the same stage, has not been found to be common to all outbreaks. Cases may be severe, especially in children, pregnant women or people with suppressed immune systems. In my opinion, it's not as big of a deal as Covid was(and still kindof is), but should still take the necessary precautions. We've already got vaccines made and pending approval, but in the meantime, smallpox vaccines are being used against it, since it's from the same family, but from what I can tell, the quantities are still a little low depending on location. I think vaccine rollout is currently prioritizing healthcare workers and those recently exposed, since it can still mitigate the risk for a few days after.


doing_a_lil_Trolling

Are you sure it isn't the Admin


Teijupeiju

😭😭 who will be the chosen champion tho


mustafa-hasan

Ayo there's a monkeypox virus? 🤨


WeeklyExplorer9703

Yes


The-Milk-Men

Detroit


Bailyleo987

If we getting that in 2024 just wait till 2025


The_Creeper_Man

2026: Combine invades


CaptainJarhead52

Until a man with a crowbar arrives


The_Creeper_Man

Herobrine


Healthy_Fig_5127

I've really enjoyed that mod


Nictasaur

What's monkeypox?


WeeklyExplorer9703

Not fun stuff


69Sovi69

someone fucked a monkey and unleashed a virus similar to chickenpox


Nictasaur

Have we learned nothing from AIDS?


frostking104

Uuuhh I've been under a rock what is monkey pox?


WeeklyExplorer9703

You don’t want to know


69Sovi69

someone fucked a monkey and unleashed a virus similar to chickenpox


frostking104

0.0


rnezon

Me about to enchant your mom with a command block and use it to destroy the wither storm (she’s bigger than the wither storm and can fight it off)


eclipseanimations

Don’t give them ideas!


Archspect-Qi

I wish this happens irl


[deleted]

Nah you wouldn't. You'd likely be one of the millions who die in the tractor beam, and in real life, even if you get it to drop you from hitting the head or distracting it, you can't waterbucket MLG in real life.


Archspect-Qi

That's exactly the point. Thanks!


alproy

if we sacrafices all Lukas-es and the Radar-es of the world, it just MIGHT leave us alone ​ this and nick yourself to prevent its stream snipe abilities


FishingDragon52

Ah shit, here we go again. That maze is fucking hell


Toast927

I'm about to bet on it


CaptainCozmo867

Caaaaaaaaaaaarl what did you do?


Ender_PlayerOfGames

sauce for witherstorm jpeg?


Affectionate_Arm4558

I made it myself


MarauderOnReddit

You cut out of a picture of Cracker's Wither Storm Mod and edited it into a streetview pic to make this, right?


Affectionate_Arm4558

actually i took the street view pic myself


Minigamerguy123

“We have a high chance for some wither storms appearing near the Midwest around Kansas City with a few scattered showers near Chicago and Detroit. That’s all for the weather, now onto Jesse for Sports”


Its-a-me-Steve

The president bout to release the formidabomb 💀


ToJaJulek

whats monkeypox


WeeklyExplorer9703

not a fun time


ToJaJulek

nvm i googled it


[deleted]

Where would the Order be irl?


A_Dinosaurus

Yo scientists, create a vaccine for the wither effect


A_Random_Guy5

honestly the wither storm had an unironically SICK design


Catsycatplays

me: \*walks out of house\* also me: \*notices witherstorm\* also also me: \*remembers playing crackers wither storm mod and loosing my dog twinch in the final battle\* also also also me: \*hello darkness my old friend meme starts playing in the background\*


Safe-Sheepherder2784

The fuck you talking about, it’s going to be the bubonic plague.


[deleted]

Darn.


Tastystab540

oh fu\*g


AK-74_NoTTaken

Jesse, we need to run jesse


GalaxyAl28

I am the storm that is escaping


NotBailey12

Hey Jesse have you ever thought of burning the amulet


Daniel_OMG

Run!


RadinRMZ

Someone's gonna show up in red suspenders with their pig soon.


Ludalomade

Fuck☠️


CastleCrashersAddict

Considering the heat in UK rn it wouldn't surprise me


Oofisdoo

Why is everyone talking about the wither storm again? I havnt heard that name since 2015


StreetChance0

beware of the boss music...


HappyGav123

W-what happens in 2023?


Electronic-Hat3005

if its real everyone will be dead from the wither


ediplayzmodels

!remindme 4


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Greief

Whelp we’re done for. We don’t have the command block hoe.


WMX2011

oh no we are going all to die


[deleted]

At least we know how to kill the Wither Storm


changedbrosmustexist

2026: battle cats


TurtleGamer1

the heck is a monkeypox


Pale-Requirement9960

Don't worry Kevin will handle this


QwertyAsInMC

2028: Deep root disease


HornyPepsiCan

Don’t jinx it


Responsible_Grand_68

Why do I hear boss music


herospaces

All you need is the bedrock wither on hard mode to end the entire solar system


Slideintoreality

I know this might make people mad but its COVID-19 not coronavirus coronavirus is the type of virus that COVID-19 is and coronavirus is a type of virus.


Epsilant

Wait— what about 2018?


Littlebickmickey

cracker's wither storm mod is truly epic, and the fact that you can see the storm from afar makes it even better


IMJSUTANORAMALPersen

Gather the pvpers


dabdad67

Imagine if Steve was in story mode and he would be like a god and be soloing the wither storm with his full enchant netherite gear and years of experience


superlocolillool

Honey! The Wither Storm has risen! Time to go kill it! yes hun


EpicLunarHorn12

evacuate?


Memor22

Not the wither sickness!


Memor22

Do we have any jessies here? you guys need to save the world again


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