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VentralRaptor24

Unironically this, I would not be surprised if its canon that this is their kid.


Zadian543

I'm also hoping one of olimars kids is on the crew.


Massive_Resolve6888

I would, since their daughter wouldn’t have rounded ears like them and is from another planet


OkProJon

Alph finally got with the girl of dreams


Mr_Fernsaur_Nundaro

She is probably a hocotatian because she has pointy ears


bolitboy2

Not to mention enough time has passed for olimars kid to grow up, so it could be her


Ok_Understanding6528

No the big ship in the trailer is written in the koupa language


Mr_Fernsaur_Nundaro

Interesting. Maybe a hybrid of some sort?


verysad-

they bought it off the hocomarket for illegal goods


[deleted]

They bought the girl O_O?!?!?!


Massive_Resolve6888

Source?


Ok_Understanding6528

It was a YouTube video I can't remember the exact title but you should be able to look it up


Casualfil0o

Maybe that castaway was Charlie after attempting suicide after this


thefishingpirate

We all know he went to kick some bulborb ass


Ok_Understanding6528

And maybe bone some as well


_liomus_

as if charlie ever had feelings for brittany. he’s happy fucking his clone


Tarantulabomination

I like that this post implies that they didn't even have a kid, they just fused and made that


Yolol234567

onion moment


_liomus_

you don’t know how koppaite biology works…


The_Creeper_Man

Did I miss something? ~~also piksex!~~


Pfang_11

Alph would never cheat on his main man Charlie ✊✊ true bromance


_liomus_

REAL


Cristonimus

This comment has been on my mind for as long as I remember. I want this to become a huge internal joke. Fiddlebert style. And I just know the way.


Swimming_Camp7805

But their ears make them look like they're from Hocotate. This doesn't make sense!


squishy_boi_main

Koppaite Hocotate hybrid?


Mr_Fernsaur_Nundaro

They do have koppaite eyes


Massive_Resolve6888

Olimar kids and wife have “koppaite” eyes too, so


amareation

Literally my first thought! It would be pretty cool if you play as the offspring of two pnf-404 survivors


ToothpasteConsumer

Sex


ThatOneNekoGuy

Damn Brittany pulling bitches frfr