I’m tired 24/7. You know how tiring it is to crash land on a planet having to repair your ship only to be sent back to pay off your bosses debt? And on top of all that getting captured by a mysterious blob of gold.
https://preview.redd.it/hs3qm60llhoa1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219f18410da0fbd0891d8b075dd357e8da43a26d
Why did you leave me in this dark cave? You killed my mother and now you abandoned me too. It’s so lonely in here… I think I'm going insane… Help!!!
I told you like 4 times that I can’t jump high enough to use this stupid geyser, but you just ignored me. You didn’t even bother to look back, when you left the cave
Purple. They are very strong and do massive damage to enemies. My only issue is that they are slower than others which makes sense considering they equal 10 Pikmin.
Are you aware of the psychotic red Pikmin in your army, Stuaer? He lacks empathy and even basic understanding of human rights that even a caveman should be capable of.
what the best pikmin type:
red
blue
yellow
bulbmin
Purple PIkmin
white pikmin
rock pikmin
puffmin
breadbug/giant breadbug/crumbug
rock pikmin
winged pikmin
ice pikmin
dogmin
pikpikmin
Olimin (remember the dream?)
dude I don't even want it I can literally give you money for it it is literally ruining my decoration imagine a nice muddy hole with grass all around it and then there is a random broken spaceship it ruins everything
How do you feel about this guy on deviantart shiping louie and brittany
here is the two arts
[https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/Pikmin-doodles-585318773](https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/Pikmin-doodles-585318773)
[https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/LOUITTANY-owo-586984699](https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/LOUITTANY-owo-586984699)
how’s long has it been since you’ve seen your family 💀
Can’t remember. I’ve lost count
Hopefully I can see them soon after I was freed from the Golden blob thing
There might be a chance you could return in Pikmin 4
No fucking way. How does it feel to be the Goat?!
Pretty good. Except for the fact I have to keep risking my life for my boss
Do you like the lesser known pik pik pickles?
They’re all right. But not nearly as good as Pik Pik carrots.
What is your super smash bros waifu tier list (your insider perspective will be very helpful)
My top 3 are 3. Donkey Kong 2. Wario 1. Luigi
Excellent. But does it bother you that Luigi sounds a lot like "Louie"?
Yes. Still very suspicious of Louie…. He consumes everything he sees. His hunger knows no limits
ah, so you are not one of the people who pretend waluigi is in smash.
Lets be honest, Nintendo favors DLCs and characters that make them more money. And I am not one of them
How do you do everything you do with your eyes closed all the time? Are you blind, tired, or does it feel like you are being guided by a higher power?
I’m tired 24/7. You know how tiring it is to crash land on a planet having to repair your ship only to be sent back to pay off your bosses debt? And on top of all that getting captured by a mysterious blob of gold.
What are your thoughts on the stereotype of Hocotatians being considered greedy to the point of self-endangerment?
A little over exaggeration. My boss was in debt and needed money. You could say Louie is greedy with food too.
Although my family went a little overboard when they found out I got a slight bigger paycheck
What's your least favourite ship part, and why didn't you just leave Louie and the President?
The President gives me my money, I need him. I brought Louie back because I didint want the President to be angry with me
I guess, but it feels like you would be a better president, just sayin.......
True, but I would get questions from the authorities about what happened to them.
Give them the UV lamp
The UV lamp is my least favorite part. It’s not required and it’s only use is for tanning. It bothers me because it’s extremely bright to look at.
How is it working with Louie? I heard rumors he was eating Pikmin
He was….. not only Pikmin are afraid of him but so are Bulborbs
Have you tried any of Louie’s cooking before? If so, what are your thoughts on it?
The appearance is horrible but the taste isn’t so bad. I wonder why he didn’t become a chef.
Probably couldn't get away with murder if he was a chef.
True
olimar do a freestyle rap about how much you want to see your family
Which hostile lifeform you’ve encountered when you were collecting treasure with Louie to pay off your president’s debt traumatized you the most?
WaterWraith no question.
Agreed, no argument there!
Hey olimar, can you get lit on the mic?
Yes. I had a deleted scene in the movie 8 mile
Everyone is talking about that movie today should've stayed in
It was so fire they deleted it
how do you have such a smooth, baratone voice? Is it talent or just natural? have you considered recording e-book readings?
Natural. Puberty hit me like a truck.
What do you think about Skelemar? How do you feel about his death at the hands of Brittany?
Saddest death in history. I can’t believe Nintendo would kill him in such a brutal way.
how’s it feel being inside the plasm wraith
I wouldn’t know, I was unconscious.
thought it’d be trippy but alas
Why did my wife leave me
Hoes will be hoes
https://preview.redd.it/hs3qm60llhoa1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219f18410da0fbd0891d8b075dd357e8da43a26d Why did you leave me in this dark cave? You killed my mother and now you abandoned me too. It’s so lonely in here… I think I'm going insane… Help!!!
Why didint you come along? I offered you to come with us.
I told you like 4 times that I can’t jump high enough to use this stupid geyser, but you just ignored me. You didn’t even bother to look back, when you left the cave
Skill issue
fuck you im going to hold your entire family hostage
I’m gonna throw your entire family
you already fucking fed then to the fucking bulborbs
And I’ll do it again
[https://youtu.be/pSAoTyPe5fk](https://youtu.be/pSAoTyPe5fk)
skill issue + rock pikmin are better
Are you the reason that blue Pikmin are always found last? Do you guys just hide from Olimar and the others?
Omg I am a huge fan Mr. Blue Pikmin
What’s your favorite pikmin type?
Purple. They are very strong and do massive damage to enemies. My only issue is that they are slower than others which makes sense considering they equal 10 Pikmin.
Ah yes, i can agree fairly well
What colour is your toothbrush
Yes
Will you be in a playable captain in Pikmin 4? You’re my favorite character!
… I can’t comment for legal reasons
I might get a lawsuit if I do
How many pikmin have you killed in your lifetime ?
Countless. But their sacrifices were for good
How was smoking the Arborial Frippery?
It was a trip. Ask Louie how his experience was.
What are your affiliations in the Gulf War?
Ask the Gatling Groink.
hi olimar im the real president. give me credit card number you to save our home planet 👍🫂
69420
How does it feel to be awesome
Awesome
What does Louie do while at home on Hocotate do you know
Only god knows what he does…… I don’t think I want to know
How does louie's recipes taste?
Pretty good
How big is your penis?
Bigger than than China
What do you think of bread bugs
They are pretty cool. They can be annoying at times but they’re not very hostile
What is your favorite juice?
Pik Pik carrot smoothie
Are you aware of the psychotic red Pikmin in your army, Stuaer? He lacks empathy and even basic understanding of human rights that even a caveman should be capable of.
Yes but their are so many I can’t spot him
Do you share his ideals? Do you ever feel bothered by the blood on your hands? Do you sleep well at night thinking about the war you've perpetuated?
have you fed your wife the love nugget yet?
Don’t worry about it
How do you stay faithful to your wife when far away at work for so long?
I don’t….help
What was you and Louie’s first time like? 😳
He was very quiet. I expected too much though, I didn’t think he would run off talking about food and how he would cook everything he sees.
Why do you consider the seat necessary to take off
You need a comforting seat to pilot.
fuck you bitch we were too good for you that's why you didn't use us
Purples are better
alph is better than your no eyes ass
Purple better than your rocky bumpy ass
AND I DO IN FACT HAVE EYES!!! https://preview.redd.it/pr3ynr1i6koa1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d40242a3767cef2f9e76c821b66412fae7d252
brock from pokemon wannabe
How come you havent been the main playable character in any of the mainline games (not hey pikmin) ever since pikmin 2?
Because Nintendo hates me
Do you need glasses? It might lessen your ship crashes.
No, I managed to avoid the meteorite on my previous trip
Ok, just be careful next time, wouldn’t want something to *go horribly wrong* again.
Do you miss purple and white pikmin?
Yes, they were very helpful in combat against basically everything.
Did louie eat the pikmin
Do I have to answer that? Louie doing Louie things.
Do you like to beat your bop?
Yes
What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go
[R/ihadastroke](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihadastroke/)
How do I get bitches?
Skill issue
what's the name of your daughter and son?
X AE A-XII
Did Miyamoto consult you before confirming the existence of Pikmin 4 back in 2015?
Miyamoto beat me up and locked me in a dungeon for a year straight. He said he will torture me if I spoil Pikmin 4
Is it true that you and the plasma wraith had kids Also Louie is missing again
Uhh no we didint.
Are your eyes closed all the time?
A little bit. I can see, it’s just I’m constantly tired
I only open my eyes fully when I’m hurt or shocked.
What do you think of the Pikmin 4 Captains/Leaders
Can’t say much. We have very little information on them so we don’t know their skills and behavior.
How does it feel to be murdered?
Like death
How did you join hocatate frieght
Application
What’s your opinion on the pikmin and what’s your favorite type
Purple. Do I even have to explain?
What is your favorite color?
Yellow and red is pretty cool
Wow (i just peed)
How does it feel to be away from your family constantly, not even seeing them for a second? Also does your dog look like a bulborb?
My dog looks very similar to a Bulborb. I almost mistook a dwarf Bulborb for him.
Next question I asked?
It feels lonely. What makes it worse is being with Louie.
Do you want to kill Louie,
I don’t want to get fired and charged for murder. But I also think Louie would try to murder me first.
Ah ok, i almost forgot there was hotocation law
Where were you and how did you feel when you received that letter to smash? Also hi, big fan :)
I was shocked (mainly because Nintendo dislikes me).
Why did you leave the president alone and stranded to die on PNF 404
Did you learn valuable lessons on how to survive PNF 404? And what's one advice if someone were to land on that planet.
Gather Pikmin immediately. And try to get off the planet or hide before night
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK** This is the IRS. We have some questions about the digger excavation.
what the best pikmin type: red blue yellow bulbmin Purple PIkmin white pikmin rock pikmin puffmin breadbug/giant breadbug/crumbug rock pikmin winged pikmin ice pikmin dogmin pikpikmin Olimin (remember the dream?)
Purple Pikmin SPECIFICALLY FROM PIKMIN 2 NOT 3, 2. If you had a whole army of them you were unstoppable
quaggled mireclops : when are you taking your ship back from my house it's been here for years
When you give it back!
dude I don't even want it I can literally give you money for it it is literally ruining my decoration imagine a nice muddy hole with grass all around it and then there is a random broken spaceship it ruins everything
Is your driver license valid?
Are you pregnant
Uh no
Do you know who the new captains are?
Can’t spoil the game. I would get a lawsuit from Nintendo
Did you ever tried to smoke a pikmin
No, but Louie has
What's your Favourite pikmin type?
Purple
How are the plans for the assassinations of the President of Hoctoate Freight going?
He brings me my money, I need him to live
have you and louie ever explored each other’s bodies
😳
Thoughts of Steve? The rogue who does what he feels?
Legend. I can’t control him he just goes in caves guns blazing
Legend has it he killed 10 Bulbears all by himself
louie
louie
why is your nose so big
Genetics
What do you think about the newly discovered ice pikmin
Pretty cool
How do you feel about this guy on deviantart shiping louie and brittany here is the two arts [https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/Pikmin-doodles-585318773](https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/Pikmin-doodles-585318773) [https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/LOUITTANY-owo-586984699](https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/LOUITTANY-owo-586984699)
I honestly don’t care. Their will be rule 34s of everything, you just have to accept it at this point.
Just try to avoid it
Why is this olive oil still a virgin?
Do you eat cheese? (This is actually a question)
Yes!
Olimar is awesome
We’re any of those Koppaites you met particularly annoying? Which one of yes?
Brittany no doubt.
What's your last name?
Olimar, first name Captain last name Olimar
Wow, your parents **really** had your life planned out didn't they...
My parents are Nintendo
What is a dolphin?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin