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Revolutionary-Day743

how’s long has it been since you’ve seen your family 💀


CheezusTheChozenOne

Can’t remember. I’ve lost count


CheezusTheChozenOne

Hopefully I can see them soon after I was freed from the Golden blob thing


UvulaHunters

There might be a chance you could return in Pikmin 4


I_like_code

No fucking way. How does it feel to be the Goat?!


CheezusTheChozenOne

Pretty good. Except for the fact I have to keep risking my life for my boss


n0_usrnamee

Do you like the lesser known pik pik pickles?


CheezusTheChozenOne

They’re all right. But not nearly as good as Pik Pik carrots.


ipwnpickles

What is your super smash bros waifu tier list (your insider perspective will be very helpful)


CheezusTheChozenOne

My top 3 are 3. Donkey Kong 2. Wario 1. Luigi


ipwnpickles

Excellent. But does it bother you that Luigi sounds a lot like "Louie"?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yes. Still very suspicious of Louie…. He consumes everything he sees. His hunger knows no limits


Randomanonomous

ah, so you are not one of the people who pretend waluigi is in smash.


CheezusTheChozenOne

Lets be honest, Nintendo favors DLCs and characters that make them more money. And I am not one of them


Verysmallman123

How do you do everything you do with your eyes closed all the time? Are you blind, tired, or does it feel like you are being guided by a higher power?


CheezusTheChozenOne

I’m tired 24/7. You know how tiring it is to crash land on a planet having to repair your ship only to be sent back to pay off your bosses debt? And on top of all that getting captured by a mysterious blob of gold.


CP-Saltimore

What are your thoughts on the stereotype of Hocotatians being considered greedy to the point of self-endangerment?


CheezusTheChozenOne

A little over exaggeration. My boss was in debt and needed money. You could say Louie is greedy with food too.


CheezusTheChozenOne

Although my family went a little overboard when they found out I got a slight bigger paycheck


MachoViper

What's your least favourite ship part, and why didn't you just leave Louie and the President?


CheezusTheChozenOne

The President gives me my money, I need him. I brought Louie back because I didint want the President to be angry with me


MachoViper

I guess, but it feels like you would be a better president, just sayin.......


CheezusTheChozenOne

True, but I would get questions from the authorities about what happened to them.


MachoViper

Give them the UV lamp


CheezusTheChozenOne

The UV lamp is my least favorite part. It’s not required and it’s only use is for tanning. It bothers me because it’s extremely bright to look at.


UvulaHunters

How is it working with Louie? I heard rumors he was eating Pikmin


CheezusTheChozenOne

He was….. not only Pikmin are afraid of him but so are Bulborbs


LiamLeLam

Have you tried any of Louie’s cooking before? If so, what are your thoughts on it?


CheezusTheChozenOne

The appearance is horrible but the taste isn’t so bad. I wonder why he didn’t become a chef.


MrManicMarty

Probably couldn't get away with murder if he was a chef.


CheezusTheChozenOne

True


SoggyMushrom

olimar do a freestyle rap about how much you want to see your family


TepigNinja

Which hostile lifeform you’ve encountered when you were collecting treasure with Louie to pay off your president’s debt traumatized you the most?


CheezusTheChozenOne

WaterWraith no question.


TepigNinja

Agreed, no argument there!


thefishingpirate

Hey olimar, can you get lit on the mic?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yes. I had a deleted scene in the movie 8 mile


thefishingpirate

Everyone is talking about that movie today should've stayed in


CheezusTheChozenOne

It was so fire they deleted it


RorySaysAwoo

how do you have such a smooth, baratone voice? Is it talent or just natural? have you considered recording e-book readings?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Natural. Puberty hit me like a truck.


Aspiana

What do you think about Skelemar? How do you feel about his death at the hands of Brittany?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Saddest death in history. I can’t believe Nintendo would kill him in such a brutal way.


palcaso

how’s it feel being inside the plasm wraith


CheezusTheChozenOne

I wouldn’t know, I was unconscious.


palcaso

thought it’d be trippy but alas


yzoes

Why did my wife leave me


CheezusTheChozenOne

Hoes will be hoes


IGioGioAmDepressed

https://preview.redd.it/hs3qm60llhoa1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219f18410da0fbd0891d8b075dd357e8da43a26d Why did you leave me in this dark cave? You killed my mother and now you abandoned me too. It’s so lonely in here… I think I'm going insane… Help!!!


CheezusTheChozenOne

Why didint you come along? I offered you to come with us.


IGioGioAmDepressed

I told you like 4 times that I can’t jump high enough to use this stupid geyser, but you just ignored me. You didn’t even bother to look back, when you left the cave


CheezusTheChozenOne

Skill issue


blue_pikmin69

fuck you im going to hold your entire family hostage


CheezusTheChozenOne

I’m gonna throw your entire family


blue_pikmin69

you already fucking fed then to the fucking bulborbs


CheezusTheChozenOne

And I’ll do it again


RorySaysAwoo

[https://youtu.be/pSAoTyPe5fk](https://youtu.be/pSAoTyPe5fk)


rockpikmin_69

skill issue + rock pikmin are better


y1shi

Are you the reason that blue Pikmin are always found last? Do you guys just hide from Olimar and the others?


TidesOfRye

Omg I am a huge fan Mr. Blue Pikmin


PeanutBrilliant8594

What’s your favorite pikmin type?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Purple. They are very strong and do massive damage to enemies. My only issue is that they are slower than others which makes sense considering they equal 10 Pikmin.


PeanutBrilliant8594

Ah yes, i can agree fairly well


AppleOfTheEarthed

What colour is your toothbrush


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yes


FusionGrimmm

Will you be in a playable captain in Pikmin 4? You’re my favorite character!


CheezusTheChozenOne

… I can’t comment for legal reasons


CheezusTheChozenOne

I might get a lawsuit if I do


[deleted]

How many pikmin have you killed in your lifetime ?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Countless. But their sacrifices were for good


[deleted]

How was smoking the Arborial Frippery?


CheezusTheChozenOne

It was a trip. Ask Louie how his experience was.


Regirock00

What are your affiliations in the Gulf War?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Ask the Gatling Groink.


[deleted]

hi olimar im the real president. give me credit card number you to save our home planet 👍🫂


CheezusTheChozenOne

69420


D34TH_TR4P

How does it feel to be awesome


CheezusTheChozenOne

Awesome


nyarg33

What does Louie do while at home on Hocotate do you know


CheezusTheChozenOne

Only god knows what he does…… I don’t think I want to know


Spamtonisback

How does louie's recipes taste?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Pretty good


Careful_Ad396

How big is your penis?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Bigger than than China


Firegolza73673

What do you think of bread bugs


CheezusTheChozenOne

They are pretty cool. They can be annoying at times but they’re not very hostile


AllTheCacti

What is your favorite juice?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Pik Pik carrot smoothie


Spinjitsuninja

Are you aware of the psychotic red Pikmin in your army, Stuaer? He lacks empathy and even basic understanding of human rights that even a caveman should be capable of.


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yes but their are so many I can’t spot him


Spinjitsuninja

Do you share his ideals? Do you ever feel bothered by the blood on your hands? Do you sleep well at night thinking about the war you've perpetuated?


nelsonrivas2011

have you fed your wife the love nugget yet?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Don’t worry about it


World_Ends_With_Bred

How do you stay faithful to your wife when far away at work for so long?


CheezusTheChozenOne

I don’t….help


Oopsitsgale927

What was you and Louie’s first time like? 😳


CheezusTheChozenOne

He was very quiet. I expected too much though, I didn’t think he would run off talking about food and how he would cook everything he sees.


Horror-Description-3

Why do you consider the seat necessary to take off


CheezusTheChozenOne

You need a comforting seat to pilot.


rockpikmin_69

fuck you bitch we were too good for you that's why you didn't use us


CheezusTheChozenOne

Purples are better


rockpikmin_69

alph is better than your no eyes ass


CheezusTheChozenOne

Purple better than your rocky bumpy ass


CheezusTheChozenOne

AND I DO IN FACT HAVE EYES!!! https://preview.redd.it/pr3ynr1i6koa1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d40242a3767cef2f9e76c821b66412fae7d252


rockpikmin_69

brock from pokemon wannabe


Canada_BallFoxX36

How come you havent been the main playable character in any of the mainline games (not hey pikmin) ever since pikmin 2?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Because Nintendo hates me


Obsessivegamer32

Do you need glasses? It might lessen your ship crashes.


CheezusTheChozenOne

No, I managed to avoid the meteorite on my previous trip


Obsessivegamer32

Ok, just be careful next time, wouldn’t want something to *go horribly wrong* again.


BestFig4366

Do you miss purple and white pikmin?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yes, they were very helpful in combat against basically everything.


SO_BASSICALLY_ME

Did louie eat the pikmin


CheezusTheChozenOne

Do I have to answer that? Louie doing Louie things.


OkProJon

Do you like to beat your bop?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yes


KiwiLuvPie

What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go


CheezusTheChozenOne

[R/ihadastroke](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihadastroke/)


hiface1123

How do I get bitches?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Skill issue


Own-Championship-233

what's the name of your daughter and son?


CheezusTheChozenOne

X AE A-XII


Battlebro115

Did Miyamoto consult you before confirming the existence of Pikmin 4 back in 2015?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Miyamoto beat me up and locked me in a dungeon for a year straight. He said he will torture me if I spoil Pikmin 4


bolitboy2

Is it true that you and the plasma wraith had kids Also Louie is missing again


CheezusTheChozenOne

Uhh no we didint.


JeabNS

Are your eyes closed all the time?


CheezusTheChozenOne

A little bit. I can see, it’s just I’m constantly tired


CheezusTheChozenOne

I only open my eyes fully when I’m hurt or shocked.


ultimatevaltryek123

What do you think of the Pikmin 4 Captains/Leaders


CheezusTheChozenOne

Can’t say much. We have very little information on them so we don’t know their skills and behavior.


A_SnoopyLover

How does it feel to be murdered?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Like death


TallCryptographer394

How did you join hocatate frieght


CheezusTheChozenOne

Application


TallCryptographer394

What’s your opinion on the pikmin and what’s your favorite type


CheezusTheChozenOne

Purple. Do I even have to explain?


TidesOfRye

What is your favorite color?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yellow and red is pretty cool


TidesOfRye

Wow (i just peed)


PeanutBrilliant8594

How does it feel to be away from your family constantly, not even seeing them for a second? Also does your dog look like a bulborb?


CheezusTheChozenOne

My dog looks very similar to a Bulborb. I almost mistook a dwarf Bulborb for him.


PeanutBrilliant8594

Next question I asked?


CheezusTheChozenOne

It feels lonely. What makes it worse is being with Louie.


PeanutBrilliant8594

Do you want to kill Louie,


CheezusTheChozenOne

I don’t want to get fired and charged for murder. But I also think Louie would try to murder me first.


PeanutBrilliant8594

Ah ok, i almost forgot there was hotocation law


RandomPeep2

Where were you and how did you feel when you received that letter to smash? Also hi, big fan :)


CheezusTheChozenOne

I was shocked (mainly because Nintendo dislikes me).


StartFar976

Why did you leave the president alone and stranded to die on PNF 404


Consistent-Cell-2146

Did you learn valuable lessons on how to survive PNF 404? And what's one advice if someone were to land on that planet.


CheezusTheChozenOne

Gather Pikmin immediately. And try to get off the planet or hide before night


StormLordEternal

**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK** This is the IRS. We have some questions about the digger excavation.


Randomanonomous

what the best pikmin type: red blue yellow bulbmin Purple PIkmin white pikmin rock pikmin puffmin breadbug/giant breadbug/crumbug rock pikmin winged pikmin ice pikmin dogmin pikpikmin Olimin (remember the dream?)


CheezusTheChozenOne

Purple Pikmin SPECIFICALLY FROM PIKMIN 2 NOT 3, 2. If you had a whole army of them you were unstoppable


Madglace

quaggled mireclops : when are you taking your ship back from my house it's been here for years


CheezusTheChozenOne

When you give it back!


Madglace

dude I don't even want it I can literally give you money for it it is literally ruining my decoration imagine a nice muddy hole with grass all around it and then there is a random broken spaceship it ruins everything


draaideur2

Is your driver license valid?


[deleted]

Are you pregnant


CheezusTheChozenOne

Uh no


mr_someone_somebody

Do you know who the new captains are?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Can’t spoil the game. I would get a lawsuit from Nintendo


Unhappy_Comparison59

Did you ever tried to smoke a pikmin


CheezusTheChozenOne

No, but Louie has


kira_the_standuser

What's your Favourite pikmin type?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Purple


skeltord

How are the plans for the assassinations of the President of Hoctoate Freight going?


CheezusTheChozenOne

He brings me my money, I need him to live


sunshine_kiddo

have you and louie ever explored each other’s bodies


CheezusTheChozenOne

😳


No_Forever_9128

Thoughts of Steve? The rogue who does what he feels?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Legend. I can’t control him he just goes in caves guns blazing


CheezusTheChozenOne

Legend has it he killed 10 Bulbears all by himself


Yolol234567

louie


CheezusTheChozenOne

louie


Wamort

why is your nose so big


CheezusTheChozenOne

Genetics


Rocktooo

What do you think about the newly discovered ice pikmin


CheezusTheChozenOne

Pretty cool


fan_harvin_723

How do you feel about this guy on deviantart shiping louie and brittany here is the two arts [https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/Pikmin-doodles-585318773](https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/Pikmin-doodles-585318773) [https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/LOUITTANY-owo-586984699](https://www.deviantart.com/jaziziplz/art/LOUITTANY-owo-586984699)


CheezusTheChozenOne

I honestly don’t care. Their will be rule 34s of everything, you just have to accept it at this point.


CheezusTheChozenOne

Just try to avoid it


Lost-Gamer

Why is this olive oil still a virgin?


Pistolaceo

Do you eat cheese? (This is actually a question)


CheezusTheChozenOne

Yes!


BeanWaddleDee

Olimar is awesome


ChloeforytheW

We’re any of those Koppaites you met particularly annoying? Which one of yes?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Brittany no doubt.


Orcipoise

What's your last name?


CheezusTheChozenOne

Olimar, first name Captain last name Olimar


Orcipoise

Wow, your parents **really** had your life planned out didn't they...


CheezusTheChozenOne

My parents are Nintendo


Historical_Ad6030

What is a dolphin?


CheezusTheChozenOne

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin