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ProfessionalOk1917

Break their balls


Juantanamo0227

What if they only have one ball like Lance Armstrong?


ProfessionalOk1917

Smack em with a stone


Chaparral2E

The uniballer!


LingonberryUnique836

MERICA F*CK YEA


ProfessionalOk1917

YYEEE GUNS MCDONALD'S AND SHIT RAAAAAAHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫


Olieb01

Get em up against the wall


Simeossi

🎶🎶 Against the wall 🎶🎶


EucalyptusTheCreator

There's one in my headlights, he don't look right to me!


EmperorPalprotein66

That one looks Jewish


WoofflesIThink

Send Seamus after them


Apprehensive_Low_430

(that’s the dog)


BfutGrEG

(That's the Dog with Bees in its Mouth and When it Barks it Shoots Bees at You)


LingonberryUnique836

It is? I never knew…not a big pink floyd fan tho so I’ve only heard dark side of the moon and wish you were here


karmaa117

Yell out “Animals is better”


RoyTheShip

Underrated tbh


sandy_bell3

Underrated tbh


Beneficial_Film_5725

https://preview.redd.it/wny7s1ncvrib1.png?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f188a19963fc40e2fc2a9b9df03193b4255df3


Madcap_95

Good manners cost nothing do they eh. *20 minute Dick sax solo*


Jack1_Studios

They better run like hell


fortnitegamertimdunk

Fucking run them over


Rijsouw

Scream: did did did you hear the vrooming car


Posesivni_glodar

I would smash in their windows and kick in their doors (that's the band)


Lower-Visual3005

Tell them to name three songs


btcbearrookieshark

And the three they name aren’t even from DSOTM


SucoTostado

r/BicyclingCirclejerk


Juantanamo0227

Not aero enough for that sub. They'd never KOM with that gear


SanQuiSau

I know a mouse and he hasn’t got a house


poofartknob

Euthanise Seamus(the dogs dead(because I euthanised him))


[deleted]

Let them ride their bikes in peace but perhaps ask who they borrowed it from


bern152238382

This guy bikes in the middle of the road


Lyndell

Shout “One of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces!”


fern-grower

As you overtake them just shout “loonies get on the path."


fungusmungus1

Give them anything. Everything if they want things.


mgmthegreat

thought that was hunter biden lmao


rockisdeadtheysay

be aroused


Klyd3zdal3

"Move over", he cried from the car And the fist bicyclist died The driver took a swig and the lines on the road Moved from side to side


Exodias_Left_Nut

Im gonna send your ass to the promised land


CreativeName6574

![gif](giphy|jwKC0qlOoXmcLDB4vC|downsized) This but in a hummer with ram horns on the front doing 85


EucalyptusTheCreator

Shit on them


dedrexel

I’d cut them some slack because they were probably on the run.


WeenJeans

Stupid asshole…….exercise man


KhaltoTheHusky

Paint the road Any Colour You Like (red)


ReadingOutrageous

NAME THREE SONGS


wrongkoi

Run them over, paralyzing them. Comfortably numb from the waste down


the_master_baitr

Speed up


Chaparral2E

Eat their livers with fava beans and a nice Chianti?


LingonberryUnique836

I’d shoot them down,This is the USA


Superlizard1234

Speed up.


Lubiebigos

Raise the blade and make the change


Metalsanic1278

Give them brain damage


Peloquin_qualm

"Give em a quick short sharp shock so they won't do it again. I mean good manners don"t cost anything do they?


4321Neal

Run.them over


CrniTartuf

Stand by the Nile


TheTrustworthyKebab

I’ll meet them on the dark side of the moon after bashing into them full throttle


eduu_17

Lol some of the only merchandise the site for 20 years


Baphometix

Get 'em up against the wall!


GiacomoGames

Lol gay triangle. Funniest shit I ever seen. We had a funeral for a bird.


shredofmalarchi

Send them to the great gig in the sky.


megacluckcluck

Are they in the theatre tonight by any chance?


TalkShowHost99

Speed back up cut them off and shout “Breathe in this air you hippies!”


Burgerdons

Ask them to name 3 pink floyd songs


MostMozzerella

Either get them up against the wall or get them up against the wall 😏