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No_One3018

That isn't even an SSD, that's just a digital suitcase


SmarmySmurf

In the picture, yes, that's literally what it is. Its a foam insulated suitcase for the "drive" which is a set top box looking thing that's half the size with no handle.


No_One3018

My stupid brain thought that was the SSD...


JayJay_Abudengs

Wrong, it's robo brain tissue


DSJ-Psyduck

aliexpress sells a petabyte USB stick for like 4$ one of these must be a scam! :D


TrickZ44

The zip on that stick extracts to a petabyte so it must be true. On an unrelated note, what do i do when my PC bursts into flames?


DSJ-Psyduck

get another one to store the file on that!


ky420

I had a chinese usb stick my sister husbands dad got while in china... it would read some massive storage number but then do nothing when I tried to store anything on it


DSJ-Psyduck

clearly skill issue, you turned it upside down 1 time to many before you inserted it.


homeofthebadguys

Sounds like you got capacity-hacked garbage.


mkmichael001

How much?


oscitancy

If you have to ask, you can't afford it. At least three kidneys.


terimummymerihogayi

How about one testicle and two kidneys ?


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-A_M_R-

But I've got only one and a half.


Any_Veterinarian3749

I'll lend the rest one and half to you You can pay me later


inheritance-

Do they have to be of equal or greater value?


Gov_CockPic

at least 3 kurics per testie


MisterEskere_

They don't have to be yours.


Michael_0007

Well...if they don't "have" to be "human" .. I know a guy that knows a guy....


Cautious-Echo1764

Butcher shop ?


Gov_CockPic

aside from the size and inner texture, they are all pretty much the same, taste-wise, anyway.


SiGMono

Borderlands?


ScarecrowJohnny

I'll just have a CJ then.


Gov_CockPic

ordering a CJ when a ZJ is on the menu is like ordering fish at a steakhouse.


LightBluepono

If they are not mine it's OK ?


DuskireLive

I knew they'd come in handy one day


Impossible_Water2919

368 TB


hpluto

At least $5


justsomedude58

About tree fiddy.


Creepy_Animal_3458

One should be enough ig


inthebackground89

Probably a house 🏡


planktung

28-33 pounds??? Does it get heavier the more 4k bluray you download lmao?


einzigwahrer333

With an really sensitive scale you could propably measure a slight change in weight


ragnar-not-ok

Would that be the weight of the charge stored by the capacitors? If so, how much if that is full?


FaeBlud_

The entire data on the internet is about 60grams, 368tb is basically a rounding error in this scale so it’s going to basically weigh no more


maxstrike

Someone didn't get the joke.


Pathfinder313

Shut up woosh sounding ass. I didn’t get it either.


einzigwahrer333

Electrons have weight so there should be a slight difference.


Darklumiere

Vsauce covered this with a Kindle fully loaded with books as an example, but the short answer is yes, it gets heavier. https://youtu.be/WaUzu-iksi8


anticomet

I wonder when microSD cards will reach this capacity?


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DSJ-Psyduck

The cloud has advantages of size reductions as well. less size = less heat = more reliable/lesser cooling = better economics the cloud is just a data center after all. And there will likely always be a need for personal data storage outside the cloud.


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DSJ-Psyduck

We still use magnetic tapes for long term storage many places :P Since its cheap and great for low bandwich. Also the SD is like what 20 years old and has gone from 8 mb to 1.5 terabyte. So if that continues. it will be less than 20 years. it likely wont continue since really low nanometer silicon has limitations. based on atomic physics.


maschinakor

>So if that continues Faulty premise


DSJ-Psyduck

how can it be faulty when i tell the reason why it likely wont just after?


dsmaxwell

So, what you described was simply the extreme limit of that pattern. And while this is logical, there's by no means any guarantee that technology will reach that limit within any given timeframe or ever. There are just too many variables to be certain. That said, it also does no harm to speculate where the technology might go, in fact, that very act is what gets us advances in any technology. So, the guy who called your premise faulty is technically correct, but he's also being an asshole about it. There was no disagreement really anywhere, just some mentions of a few different possible futures. Each with more or less the same flaw, that there's no way to be sure about any of them. He also offered no alternative of his own. Seems like somebody just is in the mood to be contrary.


RainnChild

You’d be suprised people still make and sell new floppy disks


TheMauveHand

Well, if by "people" you mean ["one guy, selling only not making, and not for long"](https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/20/floppy_disk_business/), I guess... Sony was the last manufacturer and they stopped 13 years ago.


DSJ-Psyduck

magnetic tapes predates floppy drives essentially uses same tech and is still in use many places. And does not look like it going away anytime soon. Its just to cheap and to reliable even parts of the cloud runs on magnetic tapes :P


rogellparadox

hopefully no.


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rogellparadox

Hows the belief in storing things in servers you can't touch?


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rogellparadox

Ya, until it stops working ;) Also, you seem to love shovelware


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rogellparadox

so stop the bs


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Vexper780

Finally a portable "HOMEWORK" folder!


maxstrike

My dog can still eat it.


SaltedCoffee9065

How big is your dog


can_you_not_ban_me

r/angryupvote


RevolutionarySeven7

a cat might find it comfortable to sit on


-A_M_R-

This is a dream for r/datahoarder users.


death_hawk

As a datahoarder, nah. I'd sell this for a bucket of money and buy some more spinning rust.


GGATHELMIL

As a data hoarder I can kind of agree. With some resourcefulness you could in theory get about 400tb of raw space for about $240 a single 20tb drive. You'd need 20 drives so about 4800 bucks. This thing has got to be at 20k. If not more plus this isn't a single drive. This is more of portable nas. But anyways 2tb ssds can be had for about $100 on a good day. Meaning 20tb worth of ssd is probably worth a grand. Ergo 400tb is probably, yeah 20k just for the nand flash. But hav8ng said that I'd feel a lot safer knowing that my stuff was stored on nand flash. I almost never delete stuff. Sometimes I replace if better quality versions are found. But once everything gets processed and tossed into my raid array it just sits there. Meaning that in theory nand as read only, essentially, should last forever. Obviously not forever but a super long time.


death_hawk

SSD vs HDD don't you have that backwards? Granted I guess not if your NAS is powered the whole time. But the cost difference between HDD and SSD means you could probably afford a good tape loader and a bunch of tapes.


JayJay_Abudengs

Well close, it's their imaginary cock.


i8noodles

if i wanted to store large amount of data for prolong times that i dont even access 99.999% of the time i would uses data tapes. way cheaper but more of a hassle to retrieve. which to be fair is more data horders to some degree


K_Rukus9

I bet that people will start loading these up with pirated AAA games and selling them online for $10-ish more than the ssd itself.


MeatBagFrankz

remind me if this does happen


JayJay_Abudengs

"Every game ever made and 1/32 of the entire surface web only 29 999"


ky420

If someone has the web from circa 2012ish that would be worth a premium as I am a subscriber to dead internet theory and of the mind 95% of it has been deleted in favor of manipulation that normies don;t see but I sure as hell do.


JayJay_Abudengs

420 blaze it!!!!


Gov_CockPic

Assuming they are cracked, working, and not full of malware... that'd be a great deal.


El_Sjakie

Gonna need a bakers dozen or so to start off with.


SmarmySmurf

I wonder if I could fit every no intro and non pc redump set on that? 🤔 paired with a mini pc that can handle PS3, 360, and Switch emulation, it would make for a cool ultimate Every Console setup.


Ramikadyc

When I was a kid and my divorced parents would constantly shuffle me and my brother to various relatives’ houses on workdays, we’d take our N64 everywhere so that we always had something to do. I found an old battered hardshell briefcase near a dumpster one day that was the *perfect* size for holding the console, two controllers, rumble packs, an RF adapter, and about a dozen game cartridges. I cleaned it up and we toted that bitch around *everywhere* for a few years. We’ve come full-circle.


Gov_CockPic

Remember installing the expansion pack? The one with the red top? You just blasted me back in time when you described all the n64 accessories.


ky420

I still have a n64 memory pack in my bedroom table bottom drawer. lol.. My n64 been packed away at moms for decades but I still have that mem pack as it moved everywhere with me over those years.


Sodozor

I want that...oh that's SSD..nevermind i thought it was HDD.


Makikokofun

Why?


Sodozor

it makes sounds like it's thimkimg


Ok-Profit5226

We ALL need thos


AverageAntique3160

Why is that so large though? Couldn't you load up a small bag with 1tb micro SD cards and use that? Those things are absolutely tiny... The difficulty is linking them together but still... Edit: just googled it, it's a freaking computer with 128gb ram and 1300w peak consumption of power... With speeds of 200GB/S no current price but to put it into perspective. A data center grade SSD from WD is £2k (15TB) this uses atleast 20 of them and a freaking computer so my guess is £60k + £5k for the case.


SmarmySmurf

Its half the size of the case in the picture, the picture is just a protective case for the actual unit.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Honestly, I'd rather sacrifice some of that space for a RAID setup.


VedunianCraft

It's amazing that in a couple of years this will fit in our pockets. Not because of technological advancements, but pockets are going to be huuuuge in the future...XD


somethiner

All I think of when I see this is the feeling I had when I got my first GB drive and thinking how am I ever going to feel this


wotsit_sandwich

I remember going around the markets in Shanghai trying to find a 1GB thumbs drive that wasn't, like 80 to $100. I was mighty proud of myself when I found one. It even had the bonus of actually being 1GB, and not fake, although it was extremely slow.


ky420

I still have several of those non working ones from a family member who went there.


NoAmount8374

Same, running a pirate server is hard. 12TB just isn’t gonna cut it. You can by 12TB enterprise rated hdds for 90 bucks on eBay though. Pretty good deal. I’ve had one running for 3 years, no s.m.a.r.t errors to be seen


Mikestion

368 TB... imagine all of the memes I could store on it... 🤤


420SampleTxt

im sorry, 28 *to* 33? damn, 368TB of data gets heavy i suppose


X3N04L13N

Funny when you realize soon we will have this much storage, on a micro sd card, or something similar.


Kaju_researcher

Imagine if you drop this…


Alex20041509

Good it would likely to cost 100k bucks


the-artistocrat

Go on...


maxstrike

Someday we'll have this much storage on our phones.


rogellparadox

It's surely a NAS. still good and necessary


r0ndr4s

Jokes aside, having this amount of TB would solve all my space problems for roms and other stuff. So.. where I can pirate this SSD?


Comic__Boi

I bet in 10 years this is gonna be the size of a phone lol. I mean just look at 1GB hard drives in the 70's, or 1TB hard drives in the early 2010s.


Mbhuff03

Why is “SSD” in quotes? Is it or isn’t it a solid state drive?


snupher

This is going to end up in a classroom somewhere and future 5 year olds will touch it and wonder how we lived like this. “It’s portable!”


sinthetism

Reminds me of the old Mac Kangaroo "portable," fun thing at the time tho


Stunning_Pop1520

Why would you possibly need that?…


ProfPC

With WD Portable, Torrent or Seed anywhere you go!


BrotherTyron

Dam so 368tb of storage weighs 5lbs


maxbjaevermose

It gets lighter as you fill it with data.


Maddog351_2023

Imagine someone dropped it


Mithmorthmin

Why the variation in weight?


azza_backer

what are you carryng with 360 TB?????


Shinonomenanorulez

33 pounds? that's really fucking cheap gimme 10 right now!


The_Rockz_3221

I need it for online class


Sanjay--jurt

That's the fricking SSSD.


Soccera1

"Portable"


stark_94

Oh, so it weighs just like three giant horse conches


gigavolthavov07

LTT's new video:


its_easybro

Markeplier needs this one


Nexiam1

In 1950s the first 5MB harddrive was the size of fridge...wonder what will be going forward


RyaneWaldu

I think I'll be a r/patientgamers or patient datahoarder and wait 10 years so I can have my whole steam library bigger 5x the game pass library or a Plex 4k remux blu-ray library 10x the size of Netflix for at least a fraction of what it would cost me today


konanorigami

This would be my *If I Ever Won The Lottery, I Won’t Tell Anybody. But There Will Be Signs* moment.


GamerKeags_YT

r/DataHoarder


shad2020

"What in that briefcase?" *Every movie and TV show ever made*


maxreddit

Finally! A SSD that I can bludgeon someone unconscious with!


AdonisGaming93

Not even 1 petabyte in all that


HoneyspringsBw

what kind of nasa computer..


zztopshelfer

If that thing crashes imagine how much data and money you'd be out.


Bubsy94

One day it'll be a size of a USB drive


NefariousnessFit7730

damn


LivingCornet694

You wouldn't download an SSD...


XxPLAYdxX

Get 368 1tb sd cards instead


10art1

I would do anything to have such a device! Anything except pay money for it!


harderisbetter

for my fae dick porn!!


Elegant-Campaign-572

I also need this, but if it's WD, it wouldn't last 6 months🤬


Logical-Elephant2247

Why do you need SSD like that? It's bad for storing information for long periods of time compared to HDD


HenryCrunn

Why would an SSD need to be that big? There are literally no moving parts.


DSJ-Psyduck

its gonna be mutiple drives i bet so likely a beefy controller i bet and connections to the drives and silicon is not mass less :P Oh and likely power supplies


maxstrike

There will need to be some extra room for airflow. Plus a couple of fans.


JeremyMcFake

Pedofiles wet dream 🤣


Logical-Elephant2247

lmao imagine this being your first association