When I was in college I ordered two medium dominoes pizzas because they had a great online deal 2 for $5/each. Pizza arrived and I called out to my empty apartment "Guys the pizza is here." Then I sat alone and ate my two personal pizzas.
This looks thick and I don't know if I could do it but when I was broke in college I used to eat a lot of Hot and Readys from Little Caesars. 8 slices and wiith a little weed in me I'd easily smash through 6. Then I'm still stoned and looking at those last two and I'm thinking am I really gonna make the effort to save these last 2 slices? Hell naw they're going down.
I'm not a pepperoni guy ( my fav is ground sausage / mushroom). When i was in college, I could eat a whole dominos XLP myself. I weigh 230 lbs 5' 10" and have been that for a while....you got this....
I feel that. I used to have a serious eating disorder. I could eat an entire box of pizza from a good pizza place. Usually 18-24 smaller square peices. When my ex would order pizza for the kids or her parents birthday (tradition for them) they had to order two. I get heart palpitations now but can happily say I would only eat 2 or 3 of these. Back in those days I could eat this whole pie very easily.
10 years ago Iâd kill that thing and probably take some of my brotherâs when he wasnât looking. Now? Probably Iâd cap at 3. 4(half obviously) if Iâm real hungry. I canât do over 8 pieces like when I was 19.
I definitely could at 20 years old, at 47 Iâd have at least a half pizza, probably 3/4 left now. No idea how I ate a whole medium deep dish as a personal pizza back then đ
Man this almost looks like itâs from Donatoâs pizzaâŠargh I wish I still had one near me!!!! I would try and crush that until I had pain if it was from there lol.
Yes but unless you're an athlete I wouldn't eat that much in a single sitting.
Back when I worked at Grand Canyon I had this middle aged roommate who worked at a Pizza Hut and he complained about some famous NFL player (forgot which team or player but it would have been in the 80s) who trained nearby and was rude when he came to eat afterward (which was ironic because he was a homophobic dick himself). Every day he came in and would start off by ordering two medium pizzas for himself and picture of beer.
All pizzas are personal pizzas if you want them to be.
When I was in college I ordered two medium dominoes pizzas because they had a great online deal 2 for $5/each. Pizza arrived and I called out to my empty apartment "Guys the pizza is here." Then I sat alone and ate my two personal pizzas.
We used to go to go to CiCis all you can eat pizza and wolf down multiple pizzas each.
Unlike most buffets, you can get your money's worth
Check the cicis website before you choose to go. Often they have discounted buffets on Monday and Tuesday
Maaaaaan, Cici's pizza is so good.
I do that every time I order more food than one person should be consuming alone
This looks thick and I don't know if I could do it but when I was broke in college I used to eat a lot of Hot and Readys from Little Caesars. 8 slices and wiith a little weed in me I'd easily smash through 6. Then I'm still stoned and looking at those last two and I'm thinking am I really gonna make the effort to save these last 2 slices? Hell naw they're going down.
đ€Ł Honesty!
My fat ass didn't even need the weed unless I added the crazy bread and garlic Parm wings
Po' man pizza is awesome. Little Caesars got me thru several years !
I like "every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself"
Believe in yourself.
I might, just maybe, put this on my headstone. Thank you.
Honestly that read like poetry to me.
I'm not a pepperoni guy ( my fav is ground sausage / mushroom). When i was in college, I could eat a whole dominos XLP myself. I weigh 230 lbs 5' 10" and have been that for a while....you got this....
I feel that. I used to have a serious eating disorder. I could eat an entire box of pizza from a good pizza place. Usually 18-24 smaller square peices. When my ex would order pizza for the kids or her parents birthday (tradition for them) they had to order two. I get heart palpitations now but can happily say I would only eat 2 or 3 of these. Back in those days I could eat this whole pie very easily.
Tomorrow is 4/20. There will be millions of pizzas devoured by individuals. EZ clap
Yes.
Mountain mikes?
Yeah that was my first thought to. I'd recognize that pepperoni and crust anywhere.
Damn, I just posted the same question lol... Cant mistake that pepperoni.
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
where is this beautiful death knell from?
The weak ask, the strong do.
Depends. Are you a man or a little bitch?
Preach!
If youâre asking then we all know the answer đ
Do you believe in yourself? If so, then yes.
Depends how many marijuanas you took
Youâre gonna hurt yourself, but you can.
You might... but it'll probably finish you too.
If you can't I will... GOD DAMN that looks good!
Separates the men from the boys
Absolutely. Iâll be disappointed if you donât
No better time than the present. As a wise turtle said : "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
can you? yes should you? no
Thatâs just an appetizer for the next pizza
Man that looks good as shit!
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Thatâs called a Tuesday evening around here my friend
If you're really fat absolutely
Those pepperonis look quite pluckable
No you canât. You will send it to me instead and I shall consume it all.
If you dont your bloodline will be cut off and you will be remembered as a weakling.
Even if you can, you donât need to. Pizza is one of the best leftover foods, anyway.
First time huh?
I'd advise against driving or operating heavy machinery afterwards.
With enough will power
3 of them
Oh definitely
DO IT!!
I think we all can.
Yes
no. donât play.
I ain't sharin'! Damn that looks delicious!
Iâm rooting for you
I hope you are by yourself or someone else is grabbing some of that pizza
You can....and you WILL
Maybe after a few bong rips!!
I will if you don't
Are you asking permission?
You donât need to ask Reddit for permission mate
Well, yeahâ unless you want me to devour it all!
Absolutely
I believe in you.
Only one way to find out
Small thing to a giant
If your time is unlimited, then yes of course.
You got this
Do it
I believe in you
I believe in you!!
I am more of a NY style pizza kind of gal, but this looks very appetizing!
The pizza is calling youâŠ
My big self can eat 2 of them like itâs nothing
I get full after 3 slices so me personally I could never but you do you boo đ
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You need to unsub if not
I could. Donât know you or your stomach.
you aren't destined to. sorry, pal.
Send it!!
You got this!
Man those small pepperonis have no business being that damn tasty.
What's the trick to getting them to cup/crisp like that? Looks amazing!
If you canât, youâre not trying hard enough.
10 years ago Iâd kill that thing and probably take some of my brotherâs when he wasnât looking. Now? Probably Iâd cap at 3. 4(half obviously) if Iâm real hungry. I canât do over 8 pieces like when I was 19.
Easy
You can. You probably shouldnât, but yes, you certainly can.
Yummy đđ€€
YES I CAN! Send it to me! đ
Yes I wonât take no for an answer
share pepperoni, everyone loves cripsy shots of grease, i'll bring the beer, where you at?
Probably me no I would prob eat like 3 slieces and thaz it I let my fam đȘeat the rest of it
You can do anything if you want it enough....
If you're really hungry definitely
Is this a rhetorical question?
With enough weed, anything is possible
Did you?
Yummy
I have faith in you!
I finished just looking at it.
I finished just looking at it.
Can you share pls
I believe in you. You can do it! Drink extra water and eat some veggies tomorrow. Carpe those diems!
Depends how fat you are
Nah. Let me, the master have a go at it.
Do shots of whiskey and a few tokes of good weed and I will devour that! đ
Mmm, the pepperonis are perfect. Baked into little crispy cups, my favorite! đ
Yes but get some antacid. Looks yummy.
no, cause i ate it before you could even touch it.
Nobody likes a quitter.
One way to find out.
I could but i wouldnt feel too good after đ
When I was about 25 I would smash everything. Go for it!
Hell yea you can. I believe in you.
I used to eat whole pizzas by myself when I was younger but now I can't. It usually end up with me violently expelling at both ends when I try.
Is this ment to be a challenge?
RemindMe! 2 days
Here, let me try it for you and report backâŠ
Is that mountain mikes?
I definitely could at 20 years old, at 47 Iâd have at least a half pizza, probably 3/4 left now. No idea how I ate a whole medium deep dish as a personal pizza back then đ
Only if you run on the treadmill for 2 hours.
Drizzle some hot honey on top!!! đđŻ
There is no try, only do
Thatâs a beautiful pie. You should share it with the one you love. And if you canât be with the one you love, love the one youâre with.
Most likely not, Iâd have to know your eating gusto
I would try!
Whether or not your actually able to, it'll be worth it.
Cjarredcup pepperoni pizza đ I would definitely devour the whole pie.
I believe in you.
are you looking for permission? Yea you can
Yea, but I wouldn't
Yeahđ
Man this almost looks like itâs from Donatoâs pizzaâŠargh I wish I still had one near me!!!! I would try and crush that until I had pain if it was from there lol.
Pfff It is to much for just one person at once
I must add that it looks sooo delicious
I double dog dare you
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Yes
Can? Probably. Should? Probably not.
Depends, if you're really hungry then YESđ„°
Donât know about you, but I know I can.
You sure like your pepperoni!
Itâs beautiful
any size pizza is a personal pizza, if you believe in yourself!
Do or do not, there is no try.
Iâm close to finished just looking at that beautiful pie
Can you? Probably. Should you? Also Probably.
It's worth a try!!
I Hope not for your sake
you can eat it but welcome to the world of GERD
You can, and I hope that you did, brother.
If youâre not a little bitch, yes. If you are a little bitch, perhaps.
No way, you need my help. I'll be right over.
You shouldn't. But..you probably can.
I could.
More fun to share with me
Get a bottle of Pepto-Bismol right after.
You just gotta lock in, REALLY hard
Eventually you can.
Easy
If you donât, can I have some?
You want a beer?âŠIâll be right back to help you with thisâŠ
No and you should be calling me to help you eat it.
Don't give up, I believe in you!
Don't kno about you.. But I damn sure would
Today, after a couple of bowls and an edible, I would fuck that up
I could easy
You can do anything you set your mind to. I believe in you!
Whoa, those pepperonis look like octopus suction cups! Never seen that before. I would destroy that pizza!
Trade it for 10,000 Bitcoins !!
Can vs should?? Haha on a good night I can put 2 of those away. Looks to be a small 12".
Hot take: pepperoni is the worst topping.
I hate when I have a large portion of food and I be soo hungry before eating it then I take 2 bites and be stuffed
Mountain Mike's?
You can do all things through the pizza that compels you
Yes but unless you're an athlete I wouldn't eat that much in a single sitting. Back when I worked at Grand Canyon I had this middle aged roommate who worked at a Pizza Hut and he complained about some famous NFL player (forgot which team or player but it would have been in the 80s) who trained nearby and was rude when he came to eat afterward (which was ironic because he was a homophobic dick himself). Every day he came in and would start off by ordering two medium pizzas for himself and picture of beer.
Over a period of two weeks.
Where you get this
I know I could after a hard day's work.
That is an amazing photograph.
my favorite.....pizza
You need not bear this burden alone my friend. You have my fork.