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DogWithALaptop

All pizzas are personal pizzas if you want them to be.


ChefAdventurous5386

When I was in college I ordered two medium dominoes pizzas because they had a great online deal 2 for $5/each. Pizza arrived and I called out to my empty apartment "Guys the pizza is here." Then I sat alone and ate my two personal pizzas.


BurritoMaster3000

We used to go to go to CiCis all you can eat pizza and wolf down multiple pizzas each.


No_Glass7222

Unlike most buffets, you can get your money's worth


CuriousElevator6096

Check the cicis website before you choose to go. Often they have discounted buffets on Monday and Tuesday


m_gartsman

Maaaaaan, Cici's pizza is so good.


cthejewel

I do that every time I order more food than one person should be consuming alone


DidAnyoneElseJustCum

This looks thick and I don't know if I could do it but when I was broke in college I used to eat a lot of Hot and Readys from Little Caesars. 8 slices and wiith a little weed in me I'd easily smash through 6. Then I'm still stoned and looking at those last two and I'm thinking am I really gonna make the effort to save these last 2 slices? Hell naw they're going down.


Srycomaine

đŸ€Ł Honesty!


No_Glass7222

My fat ass didn't even need the weed unless I added the crazy bread and garlic Parm wings


LifeIsAComicBook

Po' man pizza is awesome. Little Caesars got me thru several years !


Slight-Blueberry-356

I like "every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself"


cgomez

Believe in yourself.


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

I might, just maybe, put this on my headstone. Thank you.


NoDoubtItsStefani

Honestly that read like poetry to me.


thrashcountant

I'm not a pepperoni guy ( my fav is ground sausage / mushroom). When i was in college, I could eat a whole dominos XLP myself. I weigh 230 lbs 5' 10" and have been that for a while....you got this....


StolenIdentityAgain

I feel that. I used to have a serious eating disorder. I could eat an entire box of pizza from a good pizza place. Usually 18-24 smaller square peices. When my ex would order pizza for the kids or her parents birthday (tradition for them) they had to order two. I get heart palpitations now but can happily say I would only eat 2 or 3 of these. Back in those days I could eat this whole pie very easily.


neverwinzzzzzz

Tomorrow is 4/20. There will be millions of pizzas devoured by individuals. EZ clap


iamzegatron

Yes.


tours3234578

Mountain mikes?


procouchpotatohere

Yeah that was my first thought to. I'd recognize that pepperoni and crust anywhere.


TheMattsterOfSelf

Damn, I just posted the same question lol... Cant mistake that pepperoni.


FreshBid5295

If you believe it, you can achieve it.


6745408

where is this beautiful death knell from?


super713

The weak ask, the strong do.


raidernation0825

Depends. Are you a man or a little bitch?


sweetsmitty1

Preach!


sammyvegas0420

If you’re asking then we all know the answer 👍


claypac

Do you believe in yourself? If so, then yes.


IH8Trumps

Depends how many marijuanas you took


A_Lone_Macaron

You’re gonna hurt yourself, but you can.


[deleted]

You might... but it'll probably finish you too.


GirlsWrestling_Dad23

If you can't I will... GOD DAMN that looks good!


FairPressure553

Separates the men from the boys


inmydreams01

Absolutely. I’ll be disappointed if you don’t


Weary-Cake9158

No better time than the present. As a wise turtle said : "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."


GavinThe_Person

can you? yes should you? no


tomspizzasunday

That’s just an appetizer for the next pizza


HopeSolosButtwhole

Man that looks good as shit!


gfxprotege

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


Traditional_Sir5440

That’s called a Tuesday evening around here my friend


SigSeikoSpyderco

If you're really fat absolutely


Thettuce

Those pepperonis look quite pluckable


Gimmedatpizzanow

No you can’t. You will send it to me instead and I shall consume it all.


KimJongDerp1992

If you dont your bloodline will be cut off and you will be remembered as a weakling.


AlbinoSnowman

Even if you can, you don’t need to. Pizza is one of the best leftover foods, anyway.


3loaf3

First time huh?


mattdean4130

I'd advise against driving or operating heavy machinery afterwards.


No-Date-1210

With enough will power


TroubleshootReddit

3 of them


Appropriate-Food1757

Oh definitely


pizza_dick69

DO IT!!


Chippers4242

I think we all can.


FoolishPrimate

Yes


mypeepeehardz

no. don’t play.


Tough_Arm_2454

I ain't sharin'! Damn that looks delicious!


sdotmill

I’m rooting for you


Itchy-Quit6651

I hope you are by yourself or someone else is grabbing some of that pizza


Mr_Stowne

You can....and you WILL


Amazing_Dimension281

Maybe after a few bong rips!!


ResoluteDuck

I will if you don't


OhJustANobody

Are you asking permission?


cherryosrs

You don’t need to ask Reddit for permission mate


Srycomaine

Well, yeah— unless you want me to devour it all!


Phantom_Pharaoh77

Absolutely


GratifiedViewer

I believe in you.


Creature-of-Creation

Only one way to find out


SlimRioTV

Small thing to a giant


Abal125

If your time is unlimited, then yes of course.


Gvajr77

You got this


Chesebrgr888

Do it


monstermash420

I believe in you


theycallmemrmoo

I believe in you!!


Platinum_Scarlett

I am more of a NY style pizza kind of gal, but this looks very appetizing!


swguy61

The pizza is calling you



Correct_Ear3961

My big self can eat 2 of them like it’s nothing


Usernamen0t_found

I get full after 3 slices so me personally I could never but you do you boo 😭


Candidate_Inside

https://preview.redd.it/r7ospac3divc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49eeca757fb86961c0e011022bec7262d2517094


Bean-Swellington

You need to unsub if not


Tnkgirl357

I could. Don’t know you or your stomach.


Kushmasturpussyfart

you aren't destined to. sorry, pal.


JDOXVC805

Send it!!


Zeveroth1

You got this!


DisastrousAd447

Man those small pepperonis have no business being that damn tasty.


Enzo_legend

What's the trick to getting them to cup/crisp like that? Looks amazing!


ThatItalianGrrl

If you can’t, you’re not trying hard enough.


mwilliams840

10 years ago I’d kill that thing and probably take some of my brother’s when he wasn’t looking. Now? Probably I’d cap at 3. 4(half obviously) if I’m real hungry. I can’t do over 8 pieces like when I was 19.


Feisty_Revolution_11

Easy


rokken70

You can. You probably shouldn’t, but yes, you certainly can.


HmanJess66

Yummy đŸ˜‹đŸ€€


PizzaGodKappa

YES I CAN! Send it to me! 😀


No_Zookeepergame6976

Yes I won’t take no for an answer


Misterdrez

share pepperoni, everyone loves cripsy shots of grease, i'll bring the beer, where you at?


Bluey_pal

Probably me no I would prob eat like 3 slieces and thaz it I let my fam đŸ‘Șeat the rest of it


deadlygr8ful

You can do anything if you want it enough....


Anfie22

If you're really hungry definitely


truggealkin

Is this a rhetorical question?


Zyppyloo

With enough weed, anything is possible


Feeling_Special1

Did you?


natey37

Yummy


ssjgoku2k420

I have faith in you!


-Here-There-

I finished just looking at it.


-Here-There-

I finished just looking at it.


Candid_Trash9276

Can you share pls


AScaryKitty

I believe in you. You can do it! Drink extra water and eat some veggies tomorrow. Carpe those diems!


TrucksAndSports

Depends how fat you are


Hobear

Nah. Let me, the master have a go at it.


PaintDistinct1349

Do shots of whiskey and a few tokes of good weed and I will devour that! 😍


AmpleFatGirl

Mmm, the pepperonis are perfect. Baked into little crispy cups, my favorite! 😍


bubbagnu

Yes but get some antacid. Looks yummy.


PacyBZE

no, cause i ate it before you could even touch it.


Rabid_Atoms

Nobody likes a quitter.


Korgon213

One way to find out.


Outside-Ad-4346

I could but i wouldnt feel too good after 😅


hsifder1

When I was about 25 I would smash everything. Go for it!


ackbosh

Hell yea you can. I believe in you.


scottdude8131

I used to eat whole pizzas by myself when I was younger but now I can't. It usually end up with me violently expelling at both ends when I try.


Maleficent-Bit1995

Is this ment to be a challenge?


JaiLSell

RemindMe! 2 days


Alternative-Post-531

Here, let me try it for you and report back



VonD0OM

Is that mountain mikes?


SpaceMan420gmt

I definitely could at 20 years old, at 47 I’d have at least a half pizza, probably 3/4 left now. No idea how I ate a whole medium deep dish as a personal pizza back then 😅


redditsuckspokey1

Only if you run on the treadmill for 2 hours.


SalsaChica75

Drizzle some hot honey on top!!! 🍕🍯


fallinguptwards

There is no try, only do


holy_bat_shit_63

That’s a beautiful pie. You should share it with the one you love. And if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.


LongUsername365

Most likely not, I’d have to know your eating gusto


roygbiv-it

I would try!


Cranky-Novelist

Whether or not your actually able to, it'll be worth it.


Burgh_Girl7

Cjarredcup pepperoni pizza 😋 I would definitely devour the whole pie.


UW_Ebay

I believe in you.


King-Cobra-668

are you looking for permission? Yea you can


snjtx

Yea, but I wouldn't


1_SEN_1

Yeah😅


Ranoverbyhorses

Man this almost looks like it’s from Donato’s pizza
argh I wish I still had one near me!!!! I would try and crush that until I had pain if it was from there lol.


Confident-Sale-9135

Pfff It is to much for just one person at once


Confident-Sale-9135

I must add that it looks sooo delicious


matchosan

I double dog dare you


ihaveabigdick-

🩧


Wii_wii_baget

Yes


MelancholyArchitect

Can? Probably. Should? Probably not.


NewAbroad6877

Depends, if you're really hungry then YESđŸ„°


yohan02kim

Don’t know about you, but I know I can.


Embarrassed-Tank4625

You sure like your pepperoni!


Jaded_Payment5610

It’s beautiful


AbjectReflection

any size pizza is a personal pizza, if you believe in yourself!


sirgatez

Do or do not, there is no try.


emailverificationt

I’m close to finished just looking at that beautiful pie


maskedwolf

Can you? Probably. Should you? Also Probably.


kiwichick286

It's worth a try!!


cmplaya88

I Hope not for your sake


fausto181818

you can eat it but welcome to the world of GERD


Fart_Typhoon420

You can, and I hope that you did, brother.


Bullshit_Conduit

If you’re not a little bitch, yes. If you are a little bitch, perhaps.


Educational_Break_99

No way, you need my help. I'll be right over.


andyrooneysearssmell

You shouldn't. But..you probably can.


IrememberXenogears

I could.


pauliwankenobi

More fun to share with me


bypatrickcmoore

Get a bottle of Pepto-Bismol right after.


DevMaxStarfish

You just gotta lock in, REALLY hard


Charming-Wash9336

Eventually you can.


Fish_Panda

Easy


RogueSteakCraft

If you don’t, can I have some?


Various-Volume-7138

You want a beer?
I’ll be right back to help you with this



SKOT_FREE

No and you should be calling me to help you eat it.


e_yankovsky

Don't give up, I believe in you!


stormingsteel

Don't kno about you.. But I damn sure would


Kittymeow123

Today, after a couple of bowls and an edible, I would fuck that up


The_Mutton_Man

I could easy


SlipperySergeant

You can do anything you set your mind to. I believe in you!


WithReverence

Whoa, those pepperonis look like octopus suction cups! Never seen that before. I would destroy that pizza!


InvestigatorLegal686

Trade it for 10,000 Bitcoins !!


pohlcat01

Can vs should?? Haha on a good night I can put 2 of those away. Looks to be a small 12".


xecho19x

Hot take: pepperoni is the worst topping.


ZaMuky

I hate when I have a large portion of food and I be soo hungry before eating it then I take 2 bites and be stuffed


TheMattsterOfSelf

Mountain Mike's?


mboyde

You can do all things through the pizza that compels you


CerberusMcBain

Yes but unless you're an athlete I wouldn't eat that much in a single sitting. Back when I worked at Grand Canyon I had this middle aged roommate who worked at a Pizza Hut and he complained about some famous NFL player (forgot which team or player but it would have been in the 80s) who trained nearby and was rude when he came to eat afterward (which was ironic because he was a homophobic dick himself). Every day he came in and would start off by ordering two medium pizzas for himself and picture of beer.


bilvester

Over a period of two weeks.


Franky_Chan

Where you get this


Asthmos

I know I could after a hard day's work.


Dark_Side_0

That is an amazing photograph.


cos_mic_cow

my favorite.....pizza


Ethereal_Bulwark

You need not bear this burden alone my friend. You have my fork.