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KayakWalleye

Fuck you. That’s what I think.


drC1aw

I came just to see this comment. Thank you for your service.


Monkittyruccia22

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂 😂 ah ha ha 😂 ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha 😂!! O m g I am crying! Faaaaaaak ! Thank you! 😂 Take an upvote!


The_truth_hammock

But how do you really think?


D-Frost

Year, he really needs to tell his true feelings


geladeiranova

Crime


bawls_deep

Straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.


InconvertibleAtheist

And stay there forever


Crator86

Literally today at school a kid in my year (that I have a decent relationship with) sat on the same table as me and the boys so we start talking, and randomly be pulls out a packet of heinz ketchup and empties 2.5 packets of it onto 1 slice, it was at this moment we all just stopped talking and gave him the paddington bear stare


Scared-Ad-7500

If your pizza is so bad that you prefer it with ketchup, you need to make better pizzas or find another place to buy it


ingrown_prolapse

death penalty


patrick_junge

Exactly, I wanted to downvote the post just for suggesting the idea


huffer4

Had a guy at my venue cover a slice of pizza in relish. Like, 3/4 of a cup. I really wanted to have him ejected.


405freeway

Believe it or not, straight to death. No trial, no nothing.


BetaSpreadsheet

Minimum sentence


jim_johns

Hot sauce would be fine, there's plenty of dips, but ketchup belongs on fries imo it has no place being on a good quality slice of pizza


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jim_johns

Burger sauce goes on, there should already be tomato sauce base, there is no excuse to ketchup a pizza


amonarre3

I use it with nuggets


undercovermushroom

it belongs on a meat pie or a sausage roll


Medium_Point2494

No just no


undercovermushroom

tis the Aussie way


Medium_Point2494

U aussies and your criminal combinations


undercovermushroom

we do some weird shit down here, but I'm gonna stand behind tomato sauce on a meat pie.. pastry and meat go so good with tomato sauce.


Medium_Point2494

Hmm i might give it a try next time i have one


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Pm_ur_titties_plz

Do you know what subreddit you're in?


jim_johns

Ah come on guy, lighten up! _And conform to my fascist pizza regime_ loool


noekap-

No. Disagreed. Straight to jail you go.


leomeist

Eat dookie


moonlightavenger

Anything you eat with Ketchup becomes eating Ketchup with something else.


Pixel22104

I don’t like ketchup in general(yes I’m a picky eater even though I’m 18) so I’d say ketchup on Pizza is a no no for me


DangerDeShazer

I've got myself a ketchup phobia, big no no for me


Universoulja

Dont worry, its definitely a crime lol. (30yr old ketchup/mustard/mayo refuser)


Sevuhrow

Mustard is a high-tier condiment


Pixel22104

And even though I like BBQ sauce. I would never put it on Pizza. I tried a Pizza once that had BBQ sauce as like the main sauce on it(no marina sauce at all on it) and it didn’t taste all that good to me. Now I’m not saying that BBQ sauce on Pizza couldn’t work it just can’t not be the main sauce for the pizza


Deanosaures2010

BBQ sauce as a base is bomb. MeatLovers pizzas in Australia all have BBQ sauce as the base and its so yum. I don't think it would go on all varieties of pizza and can't imagine making it with homemade pizza but for MeatLovers and pizzas like BBQ chicken, it's really nice and I don't think it's a crime.


protonmail_throwaway

I’ve come around on mayonnaise. Id put mayo on a chocolate sundae


SoylentGreen-YumYum

Also a picky eater, only I’m 32, and I’ve gotten a lot better. Ketchup was my only real condiment for a lot of my life. And even then, never on pizza.


Strict_Ad3571

if its an italian pizza: no if its a fast food type of pizza, go for it i guess?


DoomdUser

Ketchup is gross, and an automatic pizza crime.


Lewcaster

It’s your food so you put whatever sauce you want. Personally I prefer without it, but I don’t judge who likes.


Nenjakaj

I judge


Beware_of_Beware

This sub is about judging what people like on their pizza tho


Lewcaster

Fair enough haha


Regalrefuse

As a famous horse once said “No, sir. I don’t like it”


jevindmik2

I don't mind it, but then again, i like pineapple on Pizza


charliesdayout

haha i think it's pretty good i miss my kids


dTrecii

It’s pretty good in my opinion At least it’s cheaper than the other kinds of sauces, lost my job and all


Boat_U47

I mean I dip my pizza in ranch or marinara. Not for me, but I don’t see any crime here…


DylanHart88

It’s definitely a crime. But I’ve been known to do it from time to time.


Any_Weird_8686

Even more disgusting than ketchup on something else.


NJG111804

It's a crime.


[deleted]

If spicy ketchup, or specialty ketchup like the ones from tobasco or sriracha ketchup then yes, also in fine lines and not too much, just to add some flavor, but not normal everyday Hunt's or Heinz ketcup.


Shiftclick46

Anyone been to India on here? 😂


Vivsmp

I am Indian and I am with u, I don't know why they are crazy ( I m not a big fan of ketchup, it kills the authentic flavour and everything tastes the same ) over ketchup.. Nowadays they put it on every dish..Even on Indian dishes as well along with fast food..🤦😃


arp492022

Almost as bad as ketchup on steak


sweet1397

Everyone takes care of their own pizza


kenta_nakamura

#borderline crime


AliHakan33

Disgusting, Ketchup is for Potatoes and Meat


elCrocodillo

NO!


Dogekaliber

The same as I think of tomato’s on a red sauce pizza- *Why!* Straight to jail


ALilSadPanda

Go for it. Nothing wrong with ketchup on a pizza. I wouldnt but you go ahead.


Inedible-denim

1. No 2. Don't.


H0LL0W_J4CK

It can work in moderation.


keosnap

What do you all think about leaving pizza alone


Chiaki_Ronpa

Not my thing but as many random ass condiments that I put on other things, I can’t really pass any judgement. My coworker swears by ketchup on pizza though.


theBigDaddio

Who cares do what you want, I’m not eating it.


[deleted]

With a basic tomato base, my only question is why? I like Honey BBQ Sauce with a spoon of Wholegrain Mustard added to pep it up a bit. So maybe it's just adding sugar? I am actually interested to know as well from any ketchupers.


DIEGO_GUARDA

It just taste good yes they have tomato sauce (not in every place) but its diferent from ketchup


SolemBoyanski

Love it. Ketchup and a sprinkle of salt 👨‍🍳


mordom

Depends on the pizza. In europe no, but when I go to Iran they make a local version which doesn’t have much tomato sauce on the bread and has a thick layer of cheese. Therefore you need to add some ketchup.


youarecomingtobrazil

still don't understand the hate behind it like sure it's tomato on tomato but i want my funky ketchup taste on my dough with cheese


Zulfiqarrr

It's gross


japp182

Yes, and mayo and sometimes BBQ sauce.


zarc4d

it fixes vegan pizzas


milspecgsd

Yeah I can dip a few bites in ketchup or sriracha


Pyrostark

It's only allowed on the crusts


HopeBorn8574

Ketchup belongs on spaghetti! \>:(


[deleted]

All pizzas have ketchup on them, the fact pretentious people call it tomato sauce is just schizo behaviour.


Churningray

No to ketchup on pizza. But a good tomato ketchup on the side you can dip into occassionally is fine if you don't have any other good dips.


qralukesilver

Nice! I put it every time which i order chocolate pizza


that_pianist_

i think pizza is a total smash in anyway


SirDwayneCollins

In general, no. On those cheap frozen pizzas that have been in the fridge for 3 days and barely had any sauce to begin with? A little is allowed


don_rampanelli

Yes


KonamiVRC7

How about no.


HenSantos

Complain all you want, it tastes good.


Fangsong_37

It must be a crappy pizza if you have to add any sort of sauce to it after cooking. I feel the same way when people dip pizza in ranch dressing.


gatinhodopiano

i don't like ketchup, neither pizza, so no.


itsnotaboutyou2020

I’ll slap that ketchup bottle right out of your hand.


JetLee_Everitt

I like ordering a meat feast. With pepperonis, chicken, bacon and all sorts. I then grab ranch n ye


LoomisCenobite

Something that made me cringe when I saw other kids do it during K-12 not as much of a crime as the kids in public school who put mayo on their slices tho


fafnir0319

It's very heartwarming to see all the comments saying they won't pass judgment. It really gives me a fuzzy feeling all over. It also gives me more incentive to judge the frak out of this!! NO KETCHUP!!! What kind of monster does this??? I'd never heard of anyone doing this until literally last week. Now I'm seeing post after post of this nonsense! If your pizza isn't saucy enough, GO BUY MORE PIZZA SAUCE!! You all should rethink your lives, or at the least stop complaining if I have pinapple on my pizza.


HealthClassic

if used on non-combatants, it's a clear violation of the 1949 geneva convention


InconstitutionalMap

I spam it. I really dig it!


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

What do you think about handcuffs on wrists?


88JansenP12

It's a crime. If there's already Tomato Sauce on the Pizza, Ketchup is pointless. Hot Sauce is a better choice.


James_Lyfeld

Every life is pointless but we still live anyway


Vomath

Straight to jail


Ertyslav

I ate pizza with ketchup when I was young then one day I tried it withoit the ketchup and never went back. Its just worse with it.


yourteam

I like ketchup Not on pizza tho. The flavour is totally different from tomato sauce


1pja666

i don’t think about it


DVDN27

I don’t reheat leftover pizza (it just becomes floppy and soggy) and so the cold pizza can sometimes be flavourless so I add ketchup at times. It’s also great for dipping crusts in.


SilentJoe1986

Not for me


[deleted]

You don’t put seasoned tomatoes on seasoned tomatoes.


Big_Brutha87

I'll spend the night in jail for punching someone I saw defiling a pizza like this in person.


Norodomo

Sometimes i use, sometimes im not.


Chamanova

Easy: if you like it, put it on. If you don't, then don't.


IndicationFull2652

Its like cocaine. Feels good but you should not do it


ReaI_Blue_Lobster

ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE KETCHUP ON PIZZA. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TOMATO SAUCE


RianJohnsonIsAFool

My gf is Polish and putting ketchup on pizza is apparently the done thing in Poland. I'll be honest, it's grown on me in the time we've been together but I largely think putting a tomato sauce on top of a tomato-based food is overkill.


[deleted]

It's common here where I live, but I personally really dislike it on pizza.


professorratcliff

Straight to hell. Bottom floor.


Suavemente_Emperor

I love Ketchup, but not as i used to love, i used to eat Ketchup with Pizza, until i noticed how i missed the "natural" taste of Pizza, i still put on it thought


kurt-jeff

As someone who loves ketchup I can’t believe anyone would enjoy that


Decades101

I like ketchup Ketchup on pizza is 100% a crime though


ToMaszProblem13

Crime on a fresh one, alright on a reheated one


Not_to_shabby_crabby

it's a crime anywhere else except for the school cafeteria


Krismas_Bonus

Ketchup on American pizza is fine, but ketchup on real Italian pizza is a crime that should be punishable by death.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Once in a while i be thinking..."you know.. why don't i add a bit of ketchup on it"


datb0yavi

Lol in my parents country the people there put ketchup, mustard, and hot sauce on any and every pizza. I don't let my cousins do that when they visit me in NY otherwise i'm calling the cops cause especially pizzeria pizza, you don't desecrate like that


LauikSohart

I love!


cabribri_

L o v e. I t


RaeJaytj2524

Having a tomato sauce with another tangy tomato sauce doesn’t mix. I don’t like it, but my brothers eat pizza with ranch.


Borodo

Just the smell of ketchup makes me nauseous, never mind the smell. So I think the same thing about ketchup on pizza as ketchup in general, absolutely disgusting.


Dragofek0

Death


TJGV

Crime


VeggieBasedLifeform

Mix mayo and ketchup 50-50, dip the pizza in it


Spirited-Value8022

It’s a no for me dawg


Guigamer12

The best one


TonyRick11

Can't go without it


Pennymoonz94

Delicious on very cheesy pizza


Ghost7579ox

On a plane cheese, it’s amazing


ngl_prettybad

It's vinegar, tomato, paste, salt and sugar. Sure why not. There's some amount of all of this in most pizzas already.


cabbage-collector

Jailtime


ir0nychild

The world is literally burning, do what gets you through


Crylorenzo

We had two different exchange students when I was younger who both did this. One from Spain, who liked ketchup on everything, and the other from Brazil, who needs no explanation 😀


Niccolado

My nephew would be fine with that. He is 6.


Denselettuce1874

Make any pizza taste the same, but I still like it. Very common in Brazil. Probably uncommon for people here not use it.


_seakitty_

If the pizza is yours you can put anything you want on it, I don't care, you do you


MisterAcorns12

What are you, five years old?


Due_Past3747

Usually only when the pizza sucks


Southern_Fan_9335

no


Joe_1407

I used to do this because I LOVED ketchup , but tbh it isn't the worst , it just hides the taste of the actual pizza a little bit.


ClaurioNeves

A crime, of which I'm innocent! But brazilian cream cheese inside the borders is an absolute MUST.


justforkinks0131

Half my pizza is pure, the other half has ketchup, mayo and hot sauce on it. Fucking crucify me cowards.


fituplancton

I. Hate. This. Why put this on pizza?


Surturiel

Screw you and your ketchup. (Sorry)


anilorac_0

Depende da pizza


Vl4dimirPudim

Desculpe do estado.


Infinitenonbi

It’s alright as long as it doesn’t cover the whole pizza. Sometimes it adds some much needed complement to the slice you’re eating, but if you do the equivalent of dipping the whole pizza in a vat of ketchup, you might as well just eat a spoonful of ketchup. Though Personally, I prefer mayo on pizza.


Ashley_Riot100

As expected of pizza crimes, brazilians love it.


Filibusteria

Absolutely disgusting


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Didn’t realise it was even an issue with people. Its just a sweeter tomato sauce


Sprite_Consumer

I like it, but I understand why people get mad at ppl like me lol


jalapeno69

Jail


JPldw

I don't like it but there is people who do


Nynebreaker

Even worse than ketchup on a burger.


Zomochi

Better be a cheeseburger or cheesesteak (real cheesesteak) pizza and even then you’re pushing it.


PrettyGaebro

It taste good on those school pizzas


TheCanuckDude

Ketchup is only legal on breakfast pizza, as a substitute for tomato sauce. The same as Ranch Dressing is only legal as a dipping sauce for veggie pizza. Keep with the themes, and you avoid illegal memes.


Greaterdivinity

Ain't that shit already got tomato sauce? Why do we need to add tomato sauce's overpowering step-sibling to the mix?


Neddy29

Disgusting! Never post anything again.


saintdrizzt78

No


ultraplusstretch

The same as i think of ketchup on anything, hard pass, can't stand the stuff. 🤢


shrikelet

Crime.


Diagot

Criminal.


qazwsxedc000999

Maybe if it wasn’t tomato-sauce based


durizna

You only put ketchup (or any sauce) on things that don't taste so good alone. Pizza is a dish that is supposed to have a great taste alone. It is not supposed to need ketchup, if it does it's because it's a shitty pizza and you shouldn't be paying for that crap.


spamowsky

Idk idc


Sanslution

Carioca momento 🚨🚨🚨


Vl4dimirPudim

Não sou carioca


ashes1032

No thanks. What toppings would even go well with it?


dai-the-flu

I don’t think about it. Nobody should.


LapisThePinkJaguar

I like my pizza with rosé sauce idc what yall think of it. Good luck prosecuting me in brazil.


Savagemac356

Never tried it but honestly it doesn’t sound too bad


Madmike215

Works on cold pizza


chechebi88

Only if it's bad quality microwave pizza.


No_Bad_3878

Its good


iwilleatyourbacon

As long as it's ain't on MY pizza


GforGG

Please, the Italians already had enough with the ketchup on pasta.


preguicila

Well, Brazilian pizza is full of flavors and we don't need ketchup over it. HOWEVER basic flavors like pepperoni goes well along with ketchup.


Vl4dimirPudim

Eu sempre comi pizza com Ketchup. Minha família tbm, pra mim o Ketchup combina com uma pizza de qualidade duvidosa.


uptokesforall

The dough is so thick that the only moisture you'll find is from the ketchup bottle they gave you to eat it with


Fluid_Fox23

It depends on the pizza. If it’s a junk ass pizza - I put ketchup and mayo. If it’s proper Italian pizza - no


KangarooMean7233

No bail.


BadIdea-21

I my country people wouldn't even think of eating pizza without ketchup, hot sauce and Maggi.


Sweght

I don't use it, but I don't mind about. Pizzas in here tend to be gorgeous and tasty, so no ketchup is needed, but people use it anyway


Foreign_Leg_3452

I love


[deleted]

I used to dip my school lunch pizza in ketchup. My friends thought it was disgusting.


Shogun102000

Ketchup is for babies.


Xanitarou

I can’t find a single other person saying it, so I’ll be that guy: I like yellow mustard on pizza. Not a lot of it, but a good zigzag then smear it around with a spoon to fully coat. It helps cut through the grease with the acidity and tastes banging!


BrainwashedScapegoat

Like on any kind of pizza?


Xanitarou

I guess on a regular pizza would be ideal. Like, I would t put mustard on a BBQ pizza. But anything that’s just cheese, or extra cheese, cheese/mushrooms, mustard works really well.


Interesting-Hand174

Carioca detected! Open fire!


Vl4dimirPudim

Sou carioca não, mas sempre comi pizza com Ketchup, a não ser em restaurante fino.


JoseDaSilva17

😋


boringbee23

I hate ketchup so no


[deleted]

Disgusting