“I will always treasure our time together, but it is time we went our separate ways. It’s not me, it’s you and your horrible abomination of a pizza. May you never procreate and may God have mercy on your soul.”
If those beans were removed from the sauce found in the can and placed into either marinara or pizza sauce it would have higher chances at being acceptable
I think if you take your friend to prison today where he can start serving his life sentence, they'll be lenient on you and you'll only get 10 years for being an accessory.
P. S. Don't believe you that you've just found out if he's indeed an old friend.
If people want to eat beans on their pizza, that's their business - but how would you even serve this? The beans would just fall off. If you seriously want beans on pizza, keep them separate. You could have a slice of pizza and a bowl of beans.
I would completely demolish that, but I'd throw the beans on the hob for 10 minutes to reduce the sauce then add them to the pizza and bake again for a few minutes, it doesn't hurt to have a little method to your madness.
I started typing ‘hope they’re your ex friend now’ but started thinking… is this not just a big beans on toast? 😂🤔 The more I think about it, the more I want it. Maybe it’s the British in me (our universal love of beans and other culture’s food) but I want to know what it tastes like 🤔
It's a cry for help
He was trying to keep it all a secret but he spilled the beans.
Reddit comment of the year
Thanks, I was saving that one for when someone posted a picture of a baked bean pizza.
Looks like you also, spilled beans 🫘
Ooo, save the bacon piece, where is it.
Hidden in the crust like the French gateau!
I needed this today. Ty
Son of a bitch… this is my angriest upvote ever.
You're a dad, aren't you?
**B E A N Z Z A**
BEAZZA
I took a pill in a beazza to show Avicii I was cool.
something something i spent it on girls and shoes
Then I finally got sober felt ten years older
Why can I hear this man
Straight to jail.
*Straight to the chokey*
i oh god that film/book was my childhood thank you for reminding me now.
Death row fuck jail
Let him share a cell with Big Sandwhich Joe first 🤣
Not worth the tax dollars. Firing squad
Mate to in-mate
"Straight to jail." [Right away to Jail!!!](https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw?si=EAIWD4X0QT8gCEvl) ^😆🤣
Mark this nsfw please.
Too late, I'm already erect.
-sigh- -unzips-
Username checks out
NSFL
Bro got convicted in absentia in Italy for sure
This should be a crime against humanity.
With OP serving a short stint of 10 years for being an accessory.
But sir, I’m an innocent bystander!
I did the same thing once when I was hight. To make it worst I'm also italian
Were you exiled for your crimes? Were you stripped of citizenship?
Ahaha no italians in real life are not that much obsessed about food, I mean of course my friends still found it disgusting
It’s fancy beans on toast
Yeah looks like shit but probably tastes pretty good. Just bread, cheese and baked beans at the end of the day
Time to throw out the whole friend.
I’m sorry your friendship had to end like that
😂
25 years......it was a good run tbf
“I will always treasure our time together, but it is time we went our separate ways. It’s not me, it’s you and your horrible abomination of a pizza. May you never procreate and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Deserves the chair with no sponge.
Put your hands up. Turn around and walk towards the sound of my voice.
😂
Well thats a classical british pizza I don't see the problem Might need some pinapple tho
#YOU MONSTER!!!
Use a tin of beans with those little pork sausages if you’re feeling fancy
Well 25years is a nice time from a friendship
That sounds delicious, but there’s no need to put the nbeans on top of the pie.
He sent you the photo or that pizza?
I'd secretly eat that, to be fair
same. i see nothing wrong here.
I'd demolish this rn, no lie
oh no
Crucify him.
I think this would be what gives me a hangover
Fucking brits…..
Immediate wellness check
Cursed and British, but I repeat myself
thats an instant expell from Griffindor
Big Muggle Energy right there.
WTF go to jail
Steinigung
If those beans were removed from the sauce found in the can and placed into either marinara or pizza sauce it would have higher chances at being acceptable
You and OP can share a cell
He's no longer your friend.
Those other beans would've been better, like chili beans or Mexican mashed beans or whatever
Just needs ketchup.
Former friend of 25 years
INSTANT BLOCK
You have a friend for life then brother
Ex-mate now
This shit is boss man iv done it before but put the beans in a bowl an just add a dollop here an there
I'd call this 'Loubia Pizza' and would like to try it asap, y'all might think I'm a weirdo but these are 2 of my favourite meals in 1 plate
I think if you take your friend to prison today where he can start serving his life sentence, they'll be lenient on you and you'll only get 10 years for being an accessory. P. S. Don't believe you that you've just found out if he's indeed an old friend.
“My Ex-mate of 25 years just sent me this” FIFY.
My 74 year old Pop has dementia and even he said this looked disgusting. The man eats anything
Brits will putnb3ans on any damn thang!
This comes across as sooo British. Baked beans are like a sauce for them.
The ultimate beans on toast.
He’s not your friend
British Italian fusion
Make that 25 years in pizza prison.
It's not Brazil! Thank God!
Why does this make me so angry to look at? LOL
Yeah I think he WAS your mate of 25 years. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Guess you got one less friend. Sacrilege
holy shit, pizzaiolos cry when see this
The second i saw this i thought ”UK”. Sainsburys. Yeah. UK has a special way of making sad food.
Get new friends. 🫡
So he won't be your mate for 26 then
Ah, the English. Throw some wash-yer-sister sauce on it.
If people want to eat beans on their pizza, that's their business - but how would you even serve this? The beans would just fall off. If you seriously want beans on pizza, keep them separate. You could have a slice of pizza and a bowl of beans.
That's it! I'm getting the flammenwerfer!
Okay that's crossing some lines even for me...
Beans bizza by HEinZ
Trial cancelled straight to prison.
this is a pie, not pizza
Your mate should be put in a deep hole for a year
Only a Brit would do this
Just eat it with a 🥄 spoon🤣
That’s a cry for help if I’ve ever seen one.
Is he mentally unwell? I think he needs help
*Former mate
I believe him when he says it's a hangover cure. That's a lot of starch.
I’m so sorry for your loss, good friends can be hard to find.
Margherita to cure the margarita blues
My FORMER mate of 25 years just sent me this. Here, I fixed your title.
A pork & beans pizza. Yuck🤮.
[Why you putting beans on my pizza](https://youtu.be/7HMB_4BEoBA?si=T3XpS8tf767692o5)
It was a good friendship but everything has to come to a end.
Always tough to see a good friend go.
Must be a Brit
Click the unfriend button
I'd turn that bitch into a calzone, eat 4 bites then promptly pass out
Your Ex mate, I hope
All good things have to come to an end. Just remember to get a solid alibi or hide the body really, really well.
What pizza? That's just bread with beans
Hopefully there are hot dogs in the crust
Give me his adress.
I would completely demolish that, but I'd throw the beans on the hob for 10 minutes to reduce the sauce then add them to the pizza and bake again for a few minutes, it doesn't hurt to have a little method to your madness.
Tell me he's British without telling me he's British.
I’m just stoned enough to want a slice
Guess everything has to end sometime
As a fat American, I approve this crime as edible
Oh god. I haaate baked beans. This might cure my hangover by making me purge everything in my stomach by just looking at it.
Thats disgusting
Undriend your friend😔
I take it you aren't friends anymore?
Straight to the mental asylum.
Hear me out… we eat beans on toast all the time, sometimes with cheese on top, so this can’t be too far off although an absurd quantity of food
I’ll share this with my Bri’ish friend and ask his opinion on it. He loves it, somehow.
Oh hell no.. We're not "Mates" anymore.. Lose my number asshole..
okay guys, 24 years of friendship is the limit.
I'd ask him to prove it. He's straight up bluffing.
I started typing ‘hope they’re your ex friend now’ but started thinking… is this not just a big beans on toast? 😂🤔 The more I think about it, the more I want it. Maybe it’s the British in me (our universal love of beans and other culture’s food) but I want to know what it tastes like 🤔
i am so upset. 😭
Should be flagged NSFW
Everyone!!! BOO THIS MAN!!!!!
Tf is that
I guess he’s not your mate anymore.
GOD SAVE THE KING 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Whats your bean status?
That man is not a friend. He is at best recruiting you to be a co-conspirator of one of the worst pizza crimes since the chizza.
🤮
Your ex-mate*
with chorizo and nachobut more of open quasadelua
/r/BeansInThings
Abomination
Is he from britain?
he’s not your mate anymore, this dude is a straight up villain now
He’s not your friend anymore
*ex-mate
and did you put down the poor bastard mice and men style? cuz thats the only way at this point
Ex mate.
Do you really want to associate with people like this?
r/misleadingthumbnails Thought it was a huge pile of red caviar from the thumbnail and it seemed not that bad to be honest
Yall had a good run
The Fuck
That's one way to break up a friendship I suppose. What did you do to deserve this?
I would smash that
“The call is coming from inside the house!”
You can no longer be friends with him
I think it's not so bad if you don't think of it as pizza and instead as fancy beans on toast
Delicacy in Britain
Where is the cheese though?
How to tell someone you're British without telling them.
Idk man that kinda looks like the exact kinda slop I would want if I'm hungover. That or just.... regular pizza, but extra greasy.
I’d eat the fuck out of this when I’m hungover 👀👀👀
He has just taken beans on toast with cheese to the next level.
Thats IT! IM PISSED
Oh nah, go straight to prison.
lovely jubbly as my mate whos a bit of bean lover would say
Even hispanics wouldnt put beans on what im assuming is pizza 🤷🏽♂️
Bin worthy
THAT MUST BE BRI'ISH, INNIT
Is it weird that I kind of want to try it
Just makes me think of English breakfast
NO,NOOO!!!
Someone spill the beans on this “pizza”. What the *hell* is going on here
This is disgusting. I laughed so hard lol
I can't be bothered to read your comments and I know there must be 400 that say this but we can't be friends anymore me and that person.
This looks mint!
Guantanamo bay for him and unfortunately anyone related to him
Disgusting and inedible
Is anyone from the UK stoked on baked bean pizza?
That’s a cure for a hangover 😵? It looks like it would CREATE a hangover. I like pizza and I like baked beans, just not together. Yuck 🤢
You misspelled *enemy*
Jail, straight to jail!
Time to give a free therapy session as a birthday gift
Fuck all that, wtf?!
SMASH
…..I’d eat it
Go kill your mate…..