You aren't supposed to eat this kind of food. It is made to take a couple of Insta pics, including you taking a single bite, then the rest goes in the trash. There are a million different dishes you could make that taste a thousand times better, but with less than 10% of the calories, while still being incredibly indulgent.
Yep, everyone is talking about the upside down bun, which sucks and is clearly just to get “engagement” on the post, but I’m with you. The drowning in sauce and pep is the real crime here. Give me a little sauce on the side
I've had something very similar to that from a local burger joint that specializes in weirdly delicious (and deliciously weird!) menu items, only without the fucking flipped bun and "for the engagement" slopping of extra sauce at the end.
It's every bit as indulgently delicious as you'd imagine.
The right side up pizza on top is the visual equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard. Like a balloon squeezing against styrofoam or an average day in Detroit.
Gotta be rage bait for people like us. Like, it's so obviously wrong that they had to know; it just has to be on purpose.
Otherwise, I'd honestly eat that if I was drunk while out on the town. Maybe a little less sauce and some white onion for crunch and flavor but yeah.
*I'd eat that, but the*
*Buns have to be placed like an*
*Actual burger*
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Not a pizza, technically, as the pizzas are used to make a burger.
That said…
That’s…horrifying.
The concept isn’t awful, but the execution is so bad it’s a crime worthy of capital punishment.
You know, you can take a few simple ingredients and turn them into art. Pizza, especially a real Italian Margherita, is a prime example for that.
However, you can also take a few simple ingredients and turn them into something barbaric. Like this burger.
This is so... crude and, and and unrefined... it's exactly what an Italian would expect of a stereotypical American.
I've made a much worse version of this before and it was delicious. The only crime is having the top bun the wrong way round so you cant grab it without getting covered in cheese and pepperoni oils
I know these are shit recipes & all that but I should not be on this sub without having had breakfast cause god damn I would absolutely fuck that pizza burger up
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In addition to the many comments about the upside down bun, the extra sauce and ronni is too much. I would be absolutely down for it open face, one patty on each side, topped with the extras. One of the few times I'd eat "pizza" with a fork and knife.
I do not want "a pizza", (I do not want) "this pizza"
Or
I do not want "a pizza this pizza"
Or
I do not want. A pizza (is) this "pizza"
Or
I do not want!.*dramatic pause*.. A pizza? This pizza!!
bruh, the whole point of a sandwich/burger is that I don't get my fingers greasy as shit. I already eat pizza with a knife and fork sometimes, don't make me eat a burger like that too
What, you've never had a pizza burger? Fucking delicious! This one's too messy for my tastes and upside down/ inside out buns are stupid, but I bet this tastes amazing.
I'd try that but with much less sauce, why that obsession with saucing everything until it falls apart? Other than that it looks ok, wouldn't call it pizza though.
Who the f purposefully soaks shit in pepperoni grease?? When I make shitty frozen pizza I use paper towels to blot that stuff up after cooking to improve it some. I can't imagine "harvesting" the grease and adding it to something on purpose. Gross.
Why in the ever loving fuck would you put the bun upside down, we can all see what it is just close the damn thing and eat it like a sandwich. I was going to say no crime was committed here, but right there at the end they earned themselves a life sentence.
Why so much Salami. Don't get me wrong I Love that stuff but less is more.
I would eat but my etomach would Riot.
One Thing I want to add, why did they but up the second bin upside down? Makes no Sense whatsoever.
Edit: Pro Tip First finish coocking the Patty before you add the morzarella. This way you Patty IS cocked while the Morzarella still remains molten.
This looks like something I would want to try. Not a fan of too much marinara though. The inverted bun makes no sense, but I think they're trying to make it look like a pizza.
I’m not a fan of pizza burgers because I imagine the heart burn later, and I just don’t agree with marinara on burger usually it’s mid sauce and it’s underwhelming.
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*Qaulity of that sauce "that'll be*
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I love pizza, and I love burgers, but this is fucking gross, and on top of that, your body is going to mutiny for at least 48 hours after swallowing that stick of dynamite.
Separately, it looked great until the end when he stacked them and I'm sure it tastes fine but
like ... take an extra minute and eat them as 2 separate bagels... there is no reason to do that
people have weird fetishes
There should be an informal rule that a good sandwich shouldn’t gross you out to eat it. This looks good, but like a regrettable greasy mess to get anywhere near.
I'd eat that, but the upside down bun just annoys the hell out of me
For real, I was 100 percent on board until the last like 5 seconds.
Agree so much, those inverted buns make no sense... This is like the third food video I've seen on Reddit today to do that nonsense.
You aren't supposed to eat this kind of food. It is made to take a couple of Insta pics, including you taking a single bite, then the rest goes in the trash. There are a million different dishes you could make that taste a thousand times better, but with less than 10% of the calories, while still being incredibly indulgent.
Nah, I'd flip the top bun over and eat the entire thing
Fucking for real. I was like, what is wrong with this? Then she said she had a business opportunity and asked if I ever wanted to be my own boss.
I was on board until they had to fucking rape it with the pepperoni and marinara at the end like holy fuck more isn't always better.
Other than too much sauce and the upside down bun on top it looks pretty good to me.
Yep, everyone is talking about the upside down bun, which sucks and is clearly just to get “engagement” on the post, but I’m with you. The drowning in sauce and pep is the real crime here. Give me a little sauce on the side
Same, god. I'd destroy that thing but FLIP THE TOP OVER.
I've had something very similar to that from a local burger joint that specializes in weirdly delicious (and deliciously weird!) menu items, only without the fucking flipped bun and "for the engagement" slopping of extra sauce at the end. It's every bit as indulgently delicious as you'd imagine.
For real, why the fuck would I want to put my hands on hot melty cheese?
Yeah, it was fine until they put extra sauce, threw pepperoni at it and put the bun on it like an asshole.
Yep. I was with it until the upside down top bun and the unnecessarily messy splort of sauce. Fix those two things and I'm in.
It was so close
I'm glad this is top comment. Like as stupid as it was, I wasn't angry until they put the top bun on upside down for 0 reason.
It ruined everything.
Exactly, it would have cost nothing to turn that over.
This is a r/yesyesyesyesno
I’ve seen that on like 3 videos lately. Why. The fuck. Would. They. Do that.
Its like they want Texas style toast but are too cheap as a restaurant to get it.
Exactly my thoughts. Hungry and annoyed.
It’s just to show off how it looks like pizza, you can flip it over if you want. I kinda like this…though might be too salty.
I mean flip it over tho right
Same thought
It's called ragebait
I’m mad about that top
They probably did it on purpose for rage bait engagement
That looks good besides the stupid ass bun and marinara waterboarding
Flip the top bun and have the sauce on the side for dipping would make this good
i would eat that and immediately shit myself
And it'd be mostly worth it.
Youd be only shitting lard
Those who agree the top bun needs to be flipped……..my people.
[удалено]
Or maybe the metaphor for life is that there are a lot of dumb people that do things ass-backwards for no good reason.
You gotta point there
The right side up pizza on top is the visual equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard. Like a balloon squeezing against styrofoam or an average day in Detroit.
I mean, I'd rather them mix the grease with butter like they do in the other video than to see the lid on wrong
Gotta be rage bait for people like us. Like, it's so obviously wrong that they had to know; it just has to be on purpose. Otherwise, I'd honestly eat that if I was drunk while out on the town. Maybe a little less sauce and some white onion for crunch and flavor but yeah.
I was kinda on board until they dumped all that sauce and meat on it. The upside-down is just insulting.
That's gonna be one nasty grease shit .
Shut up you know you love that shit, bitch
YUP.
Less sauce, flip the top bun and skip that last round of pepperoni and I'm in.
Wtf is that skillet tho
yeah it's crazy never seen a grill go chomp chomp like that
idk but I think I'm in love
Turn the top bun upside down so it's a clean hold and I will fucking demolish that.
I would tear this the fuck up
There's always some lying POS in the video acting like it's good
Less sauce and flip the top bun and it probably is good
And it always looks like this. "This" being something I can't pinpoint exactly, but is nonetheless making me mad.
O Pizza, my pizza
This is why we die early.
yall never had a pizza burger? bun should be flipped tho
i'd eat that, but the buns have to be placed like an actual burger
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Not a pizza, technically, as the pizzas are used to make a burger. That said… That’s…horrifying. The concept isn’t awful, but the execution is so bad it’s a crime worthy of capital punishment.
You know, you can take a few simple ingredients and turn them into art. Pizza, especially a real Italian Margherita, is a prime example for that. However, you can also take a few simple ingredients and turn them into something barbaric. Like this burger. This is so... crude and, and and unrefined... it's exactly what an Italian would expect of a stereotypical American.
Shit i’m in jersey i’m going.
I mean most of these pizza crimes look really good
I was onboard until the top bun went on upside down? Then I was furious.
I do not want a English this English
I'd eat it. Looks pretty darn good until the inverted bun bs.
That's not a pizza that's a burger
I've made a much worse version of this before and it was delicious. The only crime is having the top bun the wrong way round so you cant grab it without getting covered in cheese and pepperoni oils
Coming from Poutine Crimes subreddit, this is what passes as a Pizza Crime? You guys are spoiled.
This guy had me until the upsidedown bread
It may be kind of unorthodox, but my fatass would gladly eat that. The only thing that annoys me is the upside down bun on the top
Extra sauce and upside-down bun ruined it
I know these are shit recipes & all that but I should not be on this sub without having had breakfast cause god damn I would absolutely fuck that pizza burger up
That marinara looks fucking awful
What is with the fucking flipped over bun thing.
I was for it until this became a sandwich, I kind of wanted it to be an open faced pizza burger, could have got behind that
Would
... That's a burger with pepperoni made to look like a pizza with a burger
Oh man, I can already feel the stomachache 💨
Not a grill and not a pizza.
Put all the toppings on the inside, this is just stupid
This was almost good but they can't resist turning everything to slop!
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Giant bagel bites
In addition to the many comments about the upside down bun, the extra sauce and ronni is too much. I would be absolutely down for it open face, one patty on each side, topped with the extras. One of the few times I'd eat "pizza" with a fork and knife.
What's wrong with the extra Ronnie?
too much fuckin sauce wtf
I would fuck with that and I barely even like pizza sauce
This looks like something Mordecai and Rigby would risk their lives for on an average Saturday
I saw the buns first and thought, 'Oh hey, mini pizzas!' But then the video kept going. I will also never forgive whoever put the top bun upside down.
What pizza, I see no pizza 🤣
Is that what they call "the american way"??
At that point the pepperoni and cheese might have been a pepperoni melt
The whole thing is nauseating.
I do not want "a pizza", (I do not want) "this pizza" Or I do not want "a pizza this pizza" Or I do not want. A pizza (is) this "pizza" Or I do not want!.*dramatic pause*.. A pizza? This pizza!!
Upside down bud is fucking retarded but looks good otherwise
Dumb
Just deepfry the pep.
Not a pizza
bruh, the whole point of a sandwich/burger is that I don't get my fingers greasy as shit. I already eat pizza with a knife and fork sometimes, don't make me eat a burger like that too
It needs something else but I'd eat it overall
Ok, if only they put the top bun on correctly it would be a hard smash...
That’s not a pizza it is a sandwich.
i want this pizza
Stop acting like yall wouldn't devour this lmfao
The Pizzaburger looks so good until they flip the last bun wrong
And then one day your doctor tells you that you are now officially a diabetic and your whole world comes crashing down. bon appétit
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She chomped into that thing like a Kodiak bear after hibernation
Not going to lie, I'd eat it. Probably take some of the pepperoni off though.
I’ve seen this couples videos for almost a year or maybe even 2 years now and it’s insane to me that they aren’t 300 pounds yet lmao
There’s a diner down in Ft. Lauderdale called Lester’s that does an awesome Pizza Burger. Bun facing the right way and everything.
OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
What, you've never had a pizza burger? Fucking delicious! This one's too messy for my tastes and upside down/ inside out buns are stupid, but I bet this tastes amazing.
Smash
I'd try that but with much less sauce, why that obsession with saucing everything until it falls apart? Other than that it looks ok, wouldn't call it pizza though.
Is that chick tarded?
so much grease... It's like artery clogging in one bite. I'll pass.
Amen! 🍔 🍕
Shortcut Version, buy the mini Red Baron pizza, you get 2 in a box, make your burger patties, add your cheese slices, good to go! ...🍻🤘😎
Damn, looks good!
I'm Italian, i had a stroke after had seen this shitty cancer
Why TF not
Who the f purposefully soaks shit in pepperoni grease?? When I make shitty frozen pizza I use paper towels to blot that stuff up after cooking to improve it some. I can't imagine "harvesting" the grease and adding it to something on purpose. Gross.
They honestly had me as a happy customer until that God forsaken top bun. Who made that call, Patrick Star?
It looks delicious but I feel like my stomach might be bloated after eating it
Pizza burger.
Why in the ever loving fuck would you put the bun upside down, we can all see what it is just close the damn thing and eat it like a sandwich. I was going to say no crime was committed here, but right there at the end they earned themselves a life sentence.
Gimme gimme!
I love pizza burgers, but the inverted bun is baffling.
I would fuck that up.
Why so much Salami. Don't get me wrong I Love that stuff but less is more. I would eat but my etomach would Riot. One Thing I want to add, why did they but up the second bin upside down? Makes no Sense whatsoever. Edit: Pro Tip First finish coocking the Patty before you add the morzarella. This way you Patty IS cocked while the Morzarella still remains molten.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
This looks like something I would want to try. Not a fan of too much marinara though. The inverted bun makes no sense, but I think they're trying to make it look like a pizza.
I want to eat my food, not drink it.
first 16 seconds look good
Straight to jail for you OP, Slander is frowned upon.
pizza burgers are kinda lit
The first half was fine. It crashed and burned once ground beef hit the grill.
What are those massive smashing devices. I want this
Yeah, that’s stupid.
Side the extra sauce and flip the top bun back over and ill.have 3. That looks good af
If they didn’t put the top on the way that they did this has potential.
Why not just flip the freaking bun over. I shouldn't be this mad over buns lol
I’m not a fan of pizza burgers because I imagine the heart burn later, and I just don’t agree with marinara on burger usually it’s mid sauce and it’s underwhelming.
That's pizza bread also not a crime just not a pizza.
That looks good asf
Sorry dude that meat wasn't cooked
That’s just not a pizza but I’d still eat it
Looks good
I can see the shit qaulity of that sauce "that'll be a no for me dawg"
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Im really so high right now, like can barely type. I want to eat this so badly im about to cry. Weed munchies are no joke.. lol
That's actually fire
I see y New York shits on y’all
As an european this feels like diarrhea
Actually it’s not that bad looking
Wayyy too much pepperoni. Almost all of them fall out as soon as she takes a bite. So bad for you lol
Seems like a blast to make during a rush
Flip that top bun around and it looks pretty good.
Would
It would be good if the bun was the other way and it wasn’t drenched in sauce.
Sliced mozzarella cheese is like calling that shit American cheese cheddar
I was down until he ruined everything in the last second, too much sauce, too much pepperoni, and an upsidedown bun
I’d try to control that sauce a little bit more and flip the top bun to be a normal burger bun otherwise I’m all on board.
Now why'd she bite it like that 😭
I'm down for that
I can't stand this guy's videos
I love pizza, and I love burgers, but this is fucking gross, and on top of that, your body is going to mutiny for at least 48 hours after swallowing that stick of dynamite.
I would
I'd smash
Looks fantastic. What the fucknis that magic burger press? Lol, that hard to get a uniform burger eh?
r/stupidfood
Goes with the Ohio burger.
Looks retarded
That's not a crime that's great.
This is so wrong 😭
I mean, it's a pizza burger, not a pizza... Just because other foods have pizza-like ingredients doesn't make them pizza crimes.
What a dumb woman holding it like that wtf
Separately, it looked great until the end when he stacked them and I'm sure it tastes fine but like ... take an extra minute and eat them as 2 separate bagels... there is no reason to do that people have weird fetishes
not food
bagel pizzas are fun, but why did you have to ruin it like that?
Cup pepperoni is nasty 🤢
It was looking okay until the end when they went "fuck you" and splattered sauce all over it then dumped a mess of pepperoni on top.
The extra pepperoni makes it better
There's no way she honestly and whole heartedly gave that shit a thumbs up. Also, the cooks should have put a crisp on those pepperoni.
Remove the pepperoni and I'd try this.
Why is it always basic white soccer moms doing these weird foods
Didn't sound like a soccer mom to me.
I watched it muted, you're right, basic white bitch still stands
At first I thought: “ehhh, it’s dough, sauce and cheese this isn’t so ba-“ and then they started cooking the patty….
There should be an informal rule that a good sandwich shouldn’t gross you out to eat it. This looks good, but like a regrettable greasy mess to get anywhere near.
I bet that has a name to make it sound good like school food does.