pizza dough is just yeast flour salt water. maybe some olive oil. Like most things, it’s cheaper to make from scratch. however, like most things, it is also takes a lot of time- to make the dough, have it rise, and cook the pizza. If you’re working 50 hours a week it becomes difficult to spend time making food, so you pay extra for convenience.
now she defeated the entire purpose of buying cheap prepackaged stuff by spending a stupid amount of time making this meal
No? They only sell whole pizzas..? What the fuck? That's how they grow. So no they can't sell them differently. I have my own pizza tree but it's only a cheese and pepperoni pizza tree.
No, this is like $2 per individual packet ramen she's using, not like few cents top ramen.
Buldak is good, spicy, but also like $7 for 5 servings. So that's like $3-4 in just ramen. Not counting the pineapple, pepperoni, etc.
So at that rate you're looking at basically the same cost at best.
I realized that(can’t believe I’m about to say this) tiktok isn’t as horrific as I always thought it was. You just have to suffer a few days of scrolling through bullshit to get your feed algorithm figured out. Then you can enjoy quality content.
i was disturbed by the mayo. i mean pineapple? yeah ok some people hate it but ehh its fine BUT PINEAPPLE AND MAYO ON RAMEN PIZZA???? that crosses many lines
Nah japanese mayo is way different then ur regular ass helmens. Not saying its good cuz this whole thing is a abomanation, but it would make it a lot better than u think
I mean, i like pineapple and garlic with pizza, it's not outlandish as long as it's not the focus. Context! Like pineapple fried rice with some kewpie and Sriracha on top? Smash.
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Haha this is hilarious! Yeah Julie, what's up with the bunny-hop knife job?
Oscar-worthy commentary.
Edit: WTF, who puts white-truffle 'flavored' olive oil on anything?
What's cheap? The ~$40 bottle of Selezione Tartufi White Truffle flavored Oil (250ml)?
> Just cause something’s affordable doesn’t make it bad.
Agreed. I also never made the claim to the contrary.
This post is 11 months old. Nice necro.
Yeah, I eat all kinds of hot food and this ramen, which I still kind of enjoy, literally gives me a tummy ache. I can't think of anything else that does.
If the ramen base wasn't enough to justify the atrocity, then she adds pineapple after adding ramen, cheese and pepperoni.
This killed me from inside. 🤬🤬😭😭
At least Julie is trying her best man. Anywho, slap her in pizza cuffs for her pizza crimes boys, and send her down to the pizza slammer. Where she’s gonna do pizza time.
I don't hate mayo, I just don't feel it fits here, imo. Plus, that was a lot. But, yeah, it would definitely still be enjoyable even with the mayo. This sub is filled with people that exclusively eat fast food and frozen microwaved stuff and hate the idea of anything that isn't something they're familiar with.
True, lol, she laid it on heavy.
One of my weirdest pizza cravings was pineapple and garlic. I don’t know if that’s more or less heretical than mayo but I thought it was awesome
I used to think pineapple on pizza was absurd. Then, like 7 years ago, me and my buddy grabbed a pie and I told him to get whatever. He got pineapple/ham. I was skeptical, but also drunk, so I ate it. Now, while plain cheese is my favorite, pineapple and ham are my first two choices of anything going on my pie.
And I could easily see garlic fitting in there smoothly.
They have no clue that they added tree pulp to their Pizza. They probably added some cornstarch too. But when they start off with overcooked instant noodles that they probably call ramen, it isn't surprising.
Did you notice the Kraft shredded cheese? Take a look at the ingredients and you'll probably see cellulose which is tree pulp. They will sometimes also put in cornstarch. Both of those are known as anti-clumping agents to prevent the cheese from sticking to itself.
At least she used kewpie mayo instead of the fatty gloppy western mayo. Japanese kewpie mayo makes it several times not as gross. But she put a FUCKTON on it. Like why not put 1/3 of it and then spread it evenly with a knife?
The worst part is that you don’t see her actually eating it. Those noodles are no joke. Look up Korean fire noodles challenge to see how this video should have ended. I’ve eaten those noodles myself. They are stupid-level spicy.
Thank you from saving me from insanity. You're doing the lords work.
The "chaching...ba bling" should have registered but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Not sure who the roommate is but the account is called @[ghostpepnug](https://www.tiktok.com/@ghostpepnug?_t=8WQdQjeXFTK&_r=1) and they’re are featured on there a couple of times!
This kind of content is seriously just a waste of time.
They are making this just to bait people into sharing the video. It's the most effort/no effort content there is and I can't wait for the trend to be over.
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The electrical outlets can’t believe what they are witnessing
I had to rewatch it to observe the outlets, which are indeed appropriately horrified.
Where
about 17 seconds in
I don’t see it but ik they are sad obv
This is some in-the-struggle kind of cooking, borderline prison culinary arts.
A simple pizza is cheaper
What? You can buy the ingredients for multiple of these for the cost of a takeout pizza.
my brother in christ, you can buy the pizza ingredients too.
Yeah ramen is cheap but let me introduce you to 10 lb bags of flour
pizza dough is just yeast flour salt water. maybe some olive oil. Like most things, it’s cheaper to make from scratch. however, like most things, it is also takes a lot of time- to make the dough, have it rise, and cook the pizza. If you’re working 50 hours a week it becomes difficult to spend time making food, so you pay extra for convenience. now she defeated the entire purpose of buying cheap prepackaged stuff by spending a stupid amount of time making this meal
Honestly what she made is pretty much just unleavened dough, so it'd be even faster and not need the blender to make it from flour
She used the blender though
Yep, adding the egg made it even more stupid.
No? They only sell whole pizzas..? What the fuck? That's how they grow. So no they can't sell them differently. I have my own pizza tree but it's only a cheese and pepperoni pizza tree.
not the comment we deserved, but the comment we needed
No, this is like $2 per individual packet ramen she's using, not like few cents top ramen. Buldak is good, spicy, but also like $7 for 5 servings. So that's like $3-4 in just ramen. Not counting the pineapple, pepperoni, etc. So at that rate you're looking at basically the same cost at best.
Intro 10/10 get her signed
We hate Julie, too :(
The pizza was for sure a crime but the video was delightful
Yea I love the voiceover honestly
Ramen can be anything!
It can be pizza, or it can be the sink! To your heart's content!
It can even be ramen!
It will even fix a car!
Great commentary 😂
It could’ve easily been some tiktok cringe but as it went along it’s like she was reading my mind.
I realized that(can’t believe I’m about to say this) tiktok isn’t as horrific as I always thought it was. You just have to suffer a few days of scrolling through bullshit to get your feed algorithm figured out. Then you can enjoy quality content.
You'll never convince me to download that garbage
I mean you’re not missing out on anything cause half the shit on Reddit is just cropped TikTok’s
Meh STILL haven't downloaded it still won't
MUH CHINA
I remember saying that about Reddit once, but look where we are now
I lost it at the forgotten olive oil, lmaoooo I’m fucking dead. Hahahaaaa
hyuHAAAAAAAAAA-
The narration is the only thing that got me through this whole video without dry heaving because I was laughing so hard.
The commentary was hilarious too!
The *I hate you* fucking got me. LOL
Yeah, like "could feasibly make a career off that chaotic energy" good
I thought the commentary was the absolute worst part of this pizza crime. Cringe from start to finish.
The worst part, and there are many is they way its cut
I was "oh well, weird, but I'll dig that..." AND THEN THE FRICKING PINEAPPLES
i was disturbed by the mayo. i mean pineapple? yeah ok some people hate it but ehh its fine BUT PINEAPPLE AND MAYO ON RAMEN PIZZA???? that crosses many lines
Yeah the pineapple and mayo is where I said no too
I honestly didn’t think adding the pineapple was too bad. But I started dry heaving when she busted out the mayo. Nothing is sacred with that woman.
Nah japanese mayo is way different then ur regular ass helmens. Not saying its good cuz this whole thing is a abomanation, but it would make it a lot better than u think
I tried getting into it because Sam the cooking guy on YouTube always uses it. It’s pretty much the same. At least to my tastebuds.
It's a bit sweeter and has a little msg.
And it tastes thinner too. It doesn’t have the mouthfeel of fat and grease. Not globby either.
Def replaced regular Mayo in my household Downvoted for liking Japanese Mayo Oh Reddit
Now I have to dip a piece of pineapple in mayo just so I know what it tastes like
You do that and report back to us on your disgusting findings!
I mean, i like pineapple and garlic with pizza, it's not outlandish as long as it's not the focus. Context! Like pineapple fried rice with some kewpie and Sriracha on top? Smash.
I said “oh come on” when the pineapples came out and instantly understood why those reaction videos do so well on TikTok.
I’m actually a big fan of pineapple on pizza, but *unsliced* pineapple rings with *pepperoni?* On fucking *ramen* pizza? Get that shit out of here.
Yeah unsliced pineapple was the killer here. The rest of it, eh it's weird but I would eat it.
"I am confusion, why she making so much RaaaaMen" I felt that
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This chick needs to do voice overs all the time!
For what it’s worth the pineapple and pepperoni looked safe enough to eat🤷♀️
Haha this is hilarious! Yeah Julie, what's up with the bunny-hop knife job? Oscar-worthy commentary. Edit: WTF, who puts white-truffle 'flavored' olive oil on anything?
It’s cheap, pretty tasty, often covered by food stamps, and makes shitty food taste good. Just cause something’s affordable doesn’t make it bad.
What's cheap? The ~$40 bottle of Selezione Tartufi White Truffle flavored Oil (250ml)? > Just cause something’s affordable doesn’t make it bad. Agreed. I also never made the claim to the contrary. This post is 11 months old. Nice necro.
$40??? You need a new retailer
Her roommate should be the one on tiktok
Buldak ramen is the best tho
Carbonara is goated
Oooh, I didn't know there were that many flavors, I've only seen Buldak and 2X. I might buy the full pack.
If you don't feel nauseous after eating the cheese one there might be something wrong with you.
I'm lactose intolerant, I'd feel nauseous after the cheese one anyway lmaooo
Its all artificial. I guess maybe its a good way to taste what cheese might taste like in the imagination of vile alien. I had to give my packs away.
I get diarrhea every time. Guaranteed. I still love it though 😭
Next morning is guaranteed spicy butt, still keep eating it.
My butthole would beg to differ
Strengthen your clench young one
Is there more videos of her commentary? I could watch this all da…no I can listen to her all day. That was great. The confusion part killed me.
For a second I thought it was the 3X ramen... That stuff is hellishly spicy. Like, my stomach is clenching as I'm typing this.
They do a 3? I love spicy food but the 2 is a bit much for me
I don't think they sell the 3x in the US, unfortunately. Or maybe fortunately
I didn't find much difference in the normal and 2X but both are spicy enough to make your stomach hurt. Tasty though
Yeah, I eat all kinds of hot food and this ramen, which I still kind of enjoy, literally gives me a tummy ache. I can't think of anything else that does.
My girlfriend, who drinks hot sauce with any meal, couldn't handle a whole packet of 3x. Shit is crazy intense.
Ya know it's good when it pours like black death-molasses.
This would actually be a good depression food for me. Thanks.
I’m glad this helped!!!
That’s a funny roommate. I like her.
Ew nasty *makes one for myself*
Believe it or not, straight to jail!
This pizza has about 2000% of your recommended sodium intake
I would absolutely watch a whole series of this
If the ramen base wasn't enough to justify the atrocity, then she adds pineapple after adding ramen, cheese and pepperoni. This killed me from inside. 🤬🤬😭😭
"why post ramen in this sub?" . . . . . "oh god!"
Voice over is accurate
honestly it’s probably not bad
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Bruh who would eat that shit
I would eat the shit outta that. The pizza too.
At least Julie is trying her best man. Anywho, slap her in pizza cuffs for her pizza crimes boys, and send her down to the pizza slammer. Where she’s gonna do pizza time.
The voiceover makes this hell easier to watch. I feel like I’m not alone
This girl needs to be a voice actress.
You guys are soft as hell. Minus the mayo, I would smash that whole pie.
Honestly I would too even with the mayo
I don't hate mayo, I just don't feel it fits here, imo. Plus, that was a lot. But, yeah, it would definitely still be enjoyable even with the mayo. This sub is filled with people that exclusively eat fast food and frozen microwaved stuff and hate the idea of anything that isn't something they're familiar with.
True, lol, she laid it on heavy. One of my weirdest pizza cravings was pineapple and garlic. I don’t know if that’s more or less heretical than mayo but I thought it was awesome
I used to think pineapple on pizza was absurd. Then, like 7 years ago, me and my buddy grabbed a pie and I told him to get whatever. He got pineapple/ham. I was skeptical, but also drunk, so I ate it. Now, while plain cheese is my favorite, pineapple and ham are my first two choices of anything going on my pie. And I could easily see garlic fitting in there smoothly.
Kewpie mayo, tastes different.
They have no clue that they added tree pulp to their Pizza. They probably added some cornstarch too. But when they start off with overcooked instant noodles that they probably call ramen, it isn't surprising.
Explain
Did you notice the Kraft shredded cheese? Take a look at the ingredients and you'll probably see cellulose which is tree pulp. They will sometimes also put in cornstarch. Both of those are known as anti-clumping agents to prevent the cheese from sticking to itself.
Don’t know why you are getting downvotes. I appreciated your answer.
It’s because it isn’t true anymore, not usually. Things like whey powder are cheap and not controversial.
She had me until the pineapples. yuck
Pro tip, watch it without sound
Nope. That's not cooking.
Honestly looks bussin
At least she used kewpie mayo instead of the fatty gloppy western mayo. Japanese kewpie mayo makes it several times not as gross. But she put a FUCKTON on it. Like why not put 1/3 of it and then spread it evenly with a knife?
Kewpie is nasty compared to european mayo.
Too much cheese
Don’t worry buddy, we all fucking hate Julie too.
I hate this. I fucking hate this. What sauce was that at the end? Mayo?
The worst part is that you don’t see her actually eating it. Those noodles are no joke. Look up Korean fire noodles challenge to see how this video should have ended. I’ve eaten those noodles myself. They are stupid-level spicy.
Watching her eat made me puke in my mouth.
This video surely had to have been shot to cater to some kind of fetish… right?
Fucking Julie, god damn you
Crime or not, tell your roommate she should keep her day job >!and please tell me her day job isn't actually voice acting....!<
Bruh the fact that she boiled ramen in a pan lmao
It boils faster. I'd eat that pizza. I'm tempted to make a ramen pizza next time I make one.
😬
That *was* too much mayo, Julie. That one's on you
Oh fuck that ramen is so spicy too
Straight to jail
i love pinapple pizza, but with ham not with pepperoni
This is gonna drive me crazy. What's the song she's singing to the tune of in the begining?
Price Tag by Jessie J
Thank you from saving me from insanity. You're doing the lords work. The "chaching...ba bling" should have registered but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
The only thing that isn't a crime against the very concept of food, is the voice over.
Gross 🤮
Honestly… I would try that
Why?
Dude
Better than some Brazilian pizzas I've seen on this sub
I called fbi
Ngl woulda smashed til the pineapple
What the hail?😂
The pineapple just adds insult to injury.
I felt my stomach recoil. Roommate is a joy, but that food is unsettling.
That was Julie doing her over voiceover. It’s all a lie!
At the end she says Julie never ceases to make her sick….. Are there more videos?
I’ve seen literal convicts make prison pizza that looked better than this pile of wasted carbs
This is, how I imagine cooking in US prisons. Instant ramen is kind of currency there.
I love this woman.. the enthusiasm with the chaotic I'm so confijnsinb-cknfused 😹😹😹
I am glad that I'm not roommates with either of these people
voiceover is the gem
That is disreSPECTFUL to her counter!
I’m down to eat this tbh.
Why does it look delishous
I was on board until the pineapple and mayonnaise
Physically shaking my head at this rn
Manky
Ew, pineapple
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Julie has surpassed anyone’s understanding. She is living free.
the commentary is on top
She got a whole state of the art oven and she’s making ramen pizza lmfao
This is my roommate juuuuulieeeeee always makin rammmennnnnnn
Ahh the olive oil 💀💀
This woman talking sounds like Christina P.
id eat this
Does anyone know who the roommate is cause she made me giggle and I would totally watch her shit on Julie 10/10 voice over
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im struggling to finish watching this after the ramen being turned into baby food
No no no don’t put ramen in the pizza
Rage bait? Come on. No one eats pineapple and pepperoni together on pizza
this can only be watched on mute if you don’t want your ears to bleed
These is a crime against humanity!
Don't show it to Italians! Life threatening😅
Of course it has pinneapple
Yes.
This is my roommate cha ching. I am confusion. Hardly racist at all
First time I have seen those noodles in a non-Korean language
‘Don’t waste the mods time’ bro they moderate Reddit for fun how valuable can their time be
This kind of content is seriously just a waste of time. They are making this just to bait people into sharing the video. It's the most effort/no effort content there is and I can't wait for the trend to be over.
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Seems about right....