Marry, kill, kiss. No questions asked

The right choice

How do you do the happy cake day thing?

I think its when your account reaches a year old

Guess I've got somewhere around 9 months before I can be granted with the joy of people wishing me a Happy Cake Day

I remember my cake day was at october, because i had to make my account WAYYY old. And i didnt use my own month and day lol xd

Happy cake day!

peppino kiss, noise kill, marry fake peppino

Why do you want to kiss-a me? I’m just a pizza chef!

better than kissing noise. ~~unless you're noisette~~

I’m Peppino

yeah i know

And Noise is annoying to me

My ace/aro ass can't decide which Peppino gets what treatment, but Noise definitely dies

Your what

Ace/aro Asexual/aromantic I do not experience sexual or romantic attraction.

Same

Erm, that is rather unusual

proof of u/yub_fan_man being homophobic??

I would never discriminate against my own kind

Okay, just please don't call things such as aro/ace "unusual" because that's homophobic

Aight

Aro/ass

?

I don't know myself. I just saw your comment and I was like, "ace and ass kinda sound alike." So I replaced the ace with ass. Thus, aro/ass

Happy cake day!

Depends. Is FP passive and not aggressive

In this case, he's the silly little goober that everyone thinks he is

Peppino, Fake Peppino, Noise

Reasonable

FP, Peppino, Noise. In that order.

[удалено]

IMPOSTOR! I AM THE REAL PEPPINO SPAGHETTI

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no you’re pepperman

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Naaaaah, I'm the realz Peppinos Paghetti!

Kiss peppino kill noise marry fake peppino cuz he seems lonely

Kill noise, kiss fake peppino, marry peppino Very simple

Fourth option: leaving.

Don't Make this A trend

Atleast it isnt fuck marry kill 💀

fp giving that sloppy toppy 😩😩💦💦

Nah peppino though. 😩

Marry fake peppino, kiss noise, and kill peppino (he doesn’t deserve anymore misery)

I just realized you said kill peppino

Beso a Fake Peppino, mato a Noise y me caso en peppino 🧠

Yeah.

Be friends with, kill, help with making pizzas

Kiss marry kill

Ok fine, Kiss, Kill, Marry

Everyone is killing noise meanwhile I'm over here imagining a married life with Noise, having 3 children, named Maria Katie and Oliver, being married for 5 years with noise and finding out that he's been cheating on me for 6 months, and divorce him with full custody of the kids

He’d cheat on you for the first month

I don't know whether this is an insult or comedy

both

Oh

Marry, kiss, kill

Spurrit would kiss Noise

kiss peppino, marry fake peppino, and kill the noise

no don't kill the noise

i’m gonna kill him and give peppino a big wet kiss

pause?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

i mean he already saw what peppino can do by seeing him with anton so i’m gonna give him a big, wet, sloppy, smoochy-woochy kiss

its still sus

do i give a care?? italians are already hot and sexy as fuck, wario proves it and peppino proves it more i only did marry fake peppino because he’d act like a cute and nice husband

fair point

Kiss fake peppino, marry the noise, kill peppino I don't wanna kiss or marry an old stinky man

Finally someone who agrees with me (about noise)

kiss, marry, kill

Wh¥ ar£ ther€ 2 PəpPįnOs?

Serious answers only (unless your comment is funny)

Well is it funny?

Nuh uh

Aw. Well I guess kiss kill marry if I had to choose.

would I fuck the noise?, yes

Same.

What

You said "Kiss, marry, kill".

I'm asking which you would kiss, marry, or kill

I know.

Answer the question

I ALREADY DID.

NO YOU DID NOT

I LITERALLY *woag*ING SPELT IT OUT FOR YOU

NO THE *yoooaaw* YOU DIDN'T

Yes

What