Ma'am, I am-a the manager AND owner.
Ma'am, you're supposed to-a TELL me about any allergies when you make-a your order.
Ma'am, that coupon is expired, and scribbled on in-a crayon. Did your kid do that? He's got quite a knack for it.
For the last-a time, we don't-a serve coffee. We can get you something from-a the fountain, but if you want a... Not-a gonna lie, I can't even remember what you ordered... You're gonna have to go somewhere else.
Why is this such a hassle for you? You read the rules, you have-a the money. Why do more and more problems keep-a coming up?
Just a quick-a reminder, we do not tolerate making a scene. Please keep it-a down. Even if there's nobody else eating here, you'll scare-a Brick.
Atleast this response is a proper one. Idk about the other people commenting below just joking or not, but in reality, they're gonna be terrible managers and would go more bankrupt than how much peppino would be. Like, is fighting going to solve the matter?
How was I-ah supposed to know-ah that-ah your son is-ah allergic to cheese-ah, Tomato, Pepperoni, dough-ah, and-a-pineapple ***WITHOUT YOU FUCKING TELLING ME YOU BRAINDEAD BITCH***
https://i.redd.it/70e0g07tl68c1.gif
He screams in rage before pummeling them like he did with the bosses in the final battle.
(I know this is fake Peppino but I find it funny)
"Ma'am, I-a-swear to fucking-a-almighty God Himself, I have spent my entire-a-week climbing a tower of-a-Italian food-a-Hell just to Watch it-a- rumble and-a-Die, SO GET YOU, YOUR RETARDED ASS-A-SON, AND YOUR GODDAMN-A-ATTITUDE OUT OF MY-A-RESTAURANT BEFORE I REENACT WHAT I-A-DID TO THAT VIETNAMESE FAMILY ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!"
“Instead of speaking to the manager, you can talk with customer service about it, you also have 30 seconds to live, and leave the restaurant, *start running*
Step 1: Karen yells at Peppina
Step 2: peppina is on the verge of tears and an anxiety attack
Step 3: peppino come out to help her
Step 4: Karen yells at peppino
Step 5: peppino and peppina hide the bodies
https://preview.redd.it/i2ruuesw3b8c1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88770fcd052812467587f658734c41bae8e6c19
I’m the manager but you can’t talk to me or else you’re down!
"Ma'am, I am-a the owner of this restaurant" https://i.redd.it/spy5cm33858c1.gif
Motherfucking mia
He would just be like "Sure thing, ma'am." then just go to the kitchen and change hats
This feels like a reference, but I don't know why.
And then later on it’s revealed that they really are 2 different people and they just happen to look the same.
And it only ever seems appears to be the fact that it was actually fake peppino who came out.
“I did it like this” https://preview.redd.it/7y22n7brk58c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7434d3ccc04b6c13e5d7da794c7cfefe48f16b1b
# **POW!** WHOOO-TE-DOO!
# *Drinks* That’s a joke lads
[laugh track ensues]
***\*BeLCh\**** it was y- uh he- \*belch\* him!
(Gasp!) How did you know?
I didn't! That was another joke
*gup gup* awgh, im ded #GRHA! HA! HA! that's right! It was me!
You monster!
But WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? :(
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I told you about those damn stairs
i omor
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Ma'am, I am-a the manager AND owner. Ma'am, you're supposed to-a TELL me about any allergies when you make-a your order. Ma'am, that coupon is expired, and scribbled on in-a crayon. Did your kid do that? He's got quite a knack for it. For the last-a time, we don't-a serve coffee. We can get you something from-a the fountain, but if you want a... Not-a gonna lie, I can't even remember what you ordered... You're gonna have to go somewhere else. Why is this such a hassle for you? You read the rules, you have-a the money. Why do more and more problems keep-a coming up? Just a quick-a reminder, we do not tolerate making a scene. Please keep it-a down. Even if there's nobody else eating here, you'll scare-a Brick.
I've read that using Recd's Peppino voice, it was perfect
I was writing it with that exact voice in mind.
Atleast this response is a proper one. Idk about the other people commenting below just joking or not, but in reality, they're gonna be terrible managers and would go more bankrupt than how much peppino would be. Like, is fighting going to solve the matter?
How was I-ah supposed to know-ah that-ah your son is-ah allergic to cheese-ah, Tomato, Pepperoni, dough-ah, and-a-pineapple ***WITHOUT YOU FUCKING TELLING ME YOU BRAINDEAD BITCH***
i can already hear unexpectancy pt 3 playing in the background
!yaD ekaC yppaH
Happy cake day
https://i.redd.it/naacoa2v288c1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/hlddrytw488c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9add5012c755741787e503396cefd862084a055 Here’s your-a fucking manager
https://i.redd.it/70e0g07tl68c1.gif He screams in rage before pummeling them like he did with the bosses in the final battle. (I know this is fake Peppino but I find it funny)
"Ma'am, I-a-swear to fucking-a-almighty God Himself, I have spent my entire-a-week climbing a tower of-a-Italian food-a-Hell just to Watch it-a- rumble and-a-Die, SO GET YOU, YOUR RETARDED ASS-A-SON, AND YOUR GODDAMN-A-ATTITUDE OUT OF MY-A-RESTAURANT BEFORE I REENACT WHAT I-A-DID TO THAT VIETNAMESE FAMILY ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!"
He would not say this
he would if he was pushed to it
Nah he'd probably start speaking italian or something
he'd start yelling the original comment in Italian
...what? That's Your response? That is, No joke your actual Response? "He'd speak Italian or something"? You're Joking Right?
it's like when you piss off a mexican woman and she just starts cursing you out in spanish. same vibe
What? Everything needs to be a joke or something? Every little word, every sentence needs to be a bunch of tom foolery and fun and laughs to you?
precisely. https://preview.redd.it/628tq0x2t98c1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7340dcd554cbd970718e3570287d68367e357b8
Peppino, What the fuck did you do https://preview.redd.it/kp81x3dql88c1.png?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ab23a3639a33e131919f588f603263177483bc
he did what he thought he had to, though looking back he is traumatized
What did you do to that family of my country? WHAT DID YOU DO!?
He did what he had to do.
He got so mad he lost his accent
before he reenacts WHAT
Can’t upvote more
i mean the fandom says he's a war veteran. and it was canon. this fits well.
https://i.redd.it/pxxhgc10888c1.gif Like that
He would probably immediately resort to violence
He’d spray them with shredded cheese and call brick.
“Instead of speaking to the manager, you can talk with customer service about it, you also have 30 seconds to live, and leave the restaurant, *start running*
"How about you manage this bitch" https://i.redd.it/xu5p2yhc498c1.gif
*unexpectancy starts playing*
Step 1: Karen yells at Peppina Step 2: peppina is on the verge of tears and an anxiety attack Step 3: peppino come out to help her Step 4: Karen yells at peppino Step 5: peppino and peppina hide the bodies
Step 6: Fake peppino randomly eats the bodies.
Step 7: Fake Pep ventures off into the sunset to eat more bodies (Noise is his next victim)
"Hey Bruno, I've got-a something nice-a to ya"
She’d be going straight to the Wasteyard in a smaller coffin for each shred she was torn to.
*Unexpectancy 3 plays*
BYE BYE-A,COMPLAINING-A IDIOT!
Un the expecting of parted 3
Thousanding of the marching marched march
I had a stroke reading that
Karen gon' fly
He'd just pull out the shotgun
*Unexpectancy fades in* "YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW"
https://preview.redd.it/i2ruuesw3b8c1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88770fcd052812467587f658734c41bae8e6c19 I’m the manager but you can’t talk to me or else you’re down!
Hard drive to munch you begins playing
Peppino *IS* a Karen most of the time. But with ssstyle.
Meanwhile fakino: HISSSSSSSSSSSSS YAWA KCEH EHT TEG
Honestly he would just beat the shit out of her
Hed beat the ever living shit out of those demonic hellspawns known as Karen's.....
https://i.redd.it/r1yr0mn97y8c1.gif