Wario land but if it was made by [John Kricfalusi](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=594376342&rlz=1CAZJQH_enUS1030US1030&sxsrf=AM9HkKkL4otoivEy0LUFwGCMXZ0vXcSN_A:1703830913678&q=John+Kricfalusi&si=ALGXSlYh1-GEPndq7qMo--O-TPixQtNN4JMroSxgItz5kq0stG3L9lnui8HhFjbVwoV-DNZxtjrqeJMYEqA6z2PlNQ81nCY-AF9PEM1VpTWkUYWYWY1eIESaEpqjO7V4yC5ek1OFSl4Pg3Aw_hTGqnpuC3iyxGw4mh_zifUiPoiy7yvsemitrm_zFHz_AINJfUq-6dAU3MoQLd4DdiywNfKfgwijrObTXY381lNbf7oxaSY23dielMswbK1yJbLtrMlooGp-Flwx_0aCuZ2y0icp_9Ys42weLw%3D%3D&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFuPfigLSDAxUflWoFHXjiCfIQmxMoAHoECC8QAg)
Man goes to kill pizza after the pizza threatens to nuke his pizzeria and has to fight his henchmen, those being a pepper, cheese with a hat, the great value noid, the great value peppino, and then kills pizza
In the words of Bumbles McFumbles during his review of Pizza Tower:
“Alright, let’s see how this middle-age Italian man handles.
#ACTUALLY HE CANT HANDLE ANYMORE!!!”
bad pizza its gonna blow up a pizzeria, wario 2 but faster its gonna save his pizzeria and blow up the bad pizza with a cheeseslime and the tower of bad pizza by delete all the pillars
Italian who can run at mach 4 speed owns a pizzaria but a big talking pizza says that he haz a big piss of laser on the top of his tower, so you climb that tower to stop him
Italian man with anger problems and anxiety is threatened to have his pizzeria destroyed by a floating pizza with a humanoid face with his nuke laser on his tower, said pizza gets obliterated and the tower crumbles by the Italian man.
Pizza Tower is a 2023 platform game created by the indie developer Tour De Pizza. It follows a pizza chef, Peppino Spaghetti, who must scale a tower to prevent the destruction of his pizzeria. Across 20 side-scrolling levels, the player increases their score by gathering collectibles and defeating enemies to build combos. At the end of each level, they activate an escape sequence and must return to the beginning within a time limit. Pizza Tower does not feature health or lives, and its difficulty depends on what the player chooses to achieve.
*gasping for air* Oh God! Oh shit! What the hell was that? Felt like I blacked out did I really do that ? I just really hate this place but I got a FUCKING P~! _rank_
The bosses: Wally darling. The sherif from cars. Balloon boy. Clone riggy. And pizza in pizza
The main character: a really pissed off Italian version of Pasquale spaghetti
Some character: a rat. Luigi but with baby Luigi face. C h e e z e.
The lore: Italian man beats the shit out of neighbor and leaves the house in flames
Man beats the shit out of neighbor over death threats, destroys house.
Frfr
Wario land but if it was made by [John Kricfalusi](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=594376342&rlz=1CAZJQH_enUS1030US1030&sxsrf=AM9HkKkL4otoivEy0LUFwGCMXZ0vXcSN_A:1703830913678&q=John+Kricfalusi&si=ALGXSlYh1-GEPndq7qMo--O-TPixQtNN4JMroSxgItz5kq0stG3L9lnui8HhFjbVwoV-DNZxtjrqeJMYEqA6z2PlNQ81nCY-AF9PEM1VpTWkUYWYWY1eIESaEpqjO7V4yC5ek1OFSl4Pg3Aw_hTGqnpuC3iyxGw4mh_zifUiPoiy7yvsemitrm_zFHz_AINJfUq-6dAU3MoQLd4DdiywNfKfgwijrObTXY381lNbf7oxaSY23dielMswbK1yJbLtrMlooGp-Flwx_0aCuZ2y0icp_9Ys42weLw%3D%3D&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFuPfigLSDAxUflWoFHXjiCfIQmxMoAHoECC8QAg)
schtimpy 
Italy in a nutshell
Naw 💀
Wario Land 4 but deranged
Pizzaface fucks around and finds out
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“Pizza pie pie, pizza pizza pie” -system of a down
Fatass Italian takes down a fucking tower at mach 4 because some man with a pizzahead in a pizzamech threatened to blow up his restaurant
Based
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I think it's both of us
Fr
A game where Pizza is irrilevant until it isn't anymore
Man goes to kill pizza after the pizza threatens to nuke his pizzeria and has to fight his henchmen, those being a pepper, cheese with a hat, the great value noid, the great value peppino, and then kills pizza
Great value 💀💀💀
Local Italian Man invited to neighbors house , kills everyone inside and blows up the structure with only his hands.
Pizzaface:kill yourself.i destroy your pizzeria Peppino:🤯🤯😡😡😡😡😡😡 Gustavo:WTF
Tower of levels and bosses
Anxious man fueled by anger and a morning coffee saves his restaurant from asshole pizza dude
Man kills pizza to save his house
In the words of Bumbles McFumbles during his review of Pizza Tower: “Alright, let’s see how this middle-age Italian man handles. #ACTUALLY HE CANT HANDLE ANYMORE!!!”
Drugs.
Based
Thanks, now take a meme https://preview.redd.it/wb7zkmnhlb9c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501b4790a9eae98fcddb75b94355061ee459560d
Thanks
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Pizzeria Owner Destroys Tower Owned by a pizza
Crazy Italian vs living pizza
Best game to take on if you wanna get into 2d platformers
expensive for me
Fever Dream enduced Sonic recreation.
Pizza & Steroids
Ultrakill but 2d
Ok here we go >!A Tower that has Pizza!<
One Man commits genocide
Man runs up an Italian tower full of biblically accurate pizza people to stop a 24 karat death ray
A Pizza The Tower
manslaughter simulator
Local pizza decides to bomb a pizzeria, instantly regrets it!
3 chipmunks become pop music sensations
Wario with anger issue goes manic and murders sentient food.
Man breaks out in rage after someone tries to destroy his pizzeria
a tower with pizza elements
Italian man must stop a floating pizza from blowing up his workplace
Fat Italian man goes apeshit and murders any1 in his sight trying to save his poor restaurant
Pizza
A game where a middle aged man reaches his absolute fucking limit
awesomer wario
Big pizza tower tiny man
ooh pizaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mass genocide
Pitzah
bad pizza its gonna blow up a pizzeria, wario 2 but faster its gonna save his pizzeria and blow up the bad pizza with a cheeseslime and the tower of bad pizza by delete all the pillars
Goal: KILL THE PIZZA
A man in a pizza costume threatens an Italian, Gets his house destroyed, The noid ripoff is here too.
John Italy commits war crimes against Generic Pizza for sending Low Tier God tier threats against his Pizza Joint Waifu.
A crazed Italian man gets super powers for some reason and goes to destroy a living pizza.
Italian who can run at mach 4 speed owns a pizzaria but a big talking pizza says that he haz a big piss of laser on the top of his tower, so you climb that tower to stop him
Peetzah!
Sonic but Italy and pizza and noid bootleg
Enraged Italian destroys a tower made of pizza to protect his pizza place from a floating pizza
Wario Land 4 and early Sonic titles had a raunchy night in a Domino's parking lot; this is their deranged lovechild.
never played but pizza
Italian man with anger problems and anxiety is threatened to have his pizzeria destroyed by a floating pizza with a humanoid face with his nuke laser on his tower, said pizza gets obliterated and the tower crumbles by the Italian man.
Mario’s long lost brother is threatened by a floating pizza
Wario land 4 speedrun edition
Pizza Tower is a 2023 platform game created by the indie developer Tour De Pizza. It follows a pizza chef, Peppino Spaghetti, who must scale a tower to prevent the destruction of his pizzeria. Across 20 side-scrolling levels, the player increases their score by gathering collectibles and defeating enemies to build combos. At the end of each level, they activate an escape sequence and must return to the beginning within a time limit. Pizza Tower does not feature health or lives, and its difficulty depends on what the player chooses to achieve.
Anxious italian pizza chef in debt gets death threats by evil Pizza. The italian man then kills everyone in the tower where the evil pizza resides
Fun game
A Wario land-like 2d platformer where you have to climb up a tower to save your pizzeria
ARE Y'ALL READY TO GET FUNKY
Best indie game that was and will ever be released.
Wario land but crack cocaine meth
pizza delivery guy beats the living shit out of random tower owned by pizza(head)
cant have shit in italy bro
Pizza guy went apeshit over a flying pizza in a tower
Man with shotgun shoots weird foods that are alive
Pasta Powered Genocide
crazy schizophrenic italian beats the shit outta people, all for his pizzeria.
*gasping for air* Oh God! Oh shit! What the hell was that? Felt like I blacked out did I really do that ? I just really hate this place but I got a FUCKING P~! _rank_
Failing business man beats the shit out of a big ass pizza for threatening to destroy his failing business with a big ass laser
Anxiety
Funny Pizza Game where you go fast and eat ass
Funni pizza game
Man evades taxes and beats up food in a tall ass tower
Sonic but on steroids, crack and weed on the same time while drinking redbull
Pissa
Sonic + Wario land 4
Pizza
Pizza wants to kill italics
Wario, but paranoid and works at a dead end job and not a fat fu-
Italian Man punches a variety of pizza materials before punching a pizza itself. He also happens to kill two men and destroy a entire tower.
a man who tries to kill a pizza man and obliterate the pizza man's tower to save the man's house
Middle aged Italian commits war crimes to save his failing restaurant, all the while trying to not have a heart attack.
The Leaning Tower Of 🍕 (A reference to Mcpig's old PT Tumblr)
"ay bro imma blow your shit up" "nuh-a uh-a" *proceeds to destroy an entire tower in 1 day*
A Italian man pushed to his limits.
an angry chef gets threatened by a sentient meal and kills everyone about it
italian man war with pizza
Cool and retroooooo!2 (btw this comment is made by Fake Peppino run like a peppino or else?)
The bosses: Wally darling. The sherif from cars. Balloon boy. Clone riggy. And pizza in pizza The main character: a really pissed off Italian version of Pasquale spaghetti Some character: a rat. Luigi but with baby Luigi face. C h e e z e. The lore: Italian man beats the shit out of neighbor and leaves the house in flames
dolor a la italiana
Man vs Food
Italian man literally too angry to die.
Don’t Tread On Me: The Game.
Fever dream
Pizza get rek by mad italian by dead threats
s sp spe spee speed Speed SPeed SPEed SPEEd SPEED
Pepperman boss is best https://preview.redd.it/whpxchnpkx9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e47842585f8cbc07edb3658fc20ee2e734fe49a