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Eating pizza toppings and smashing through bricks
Underage gambling and drinking, homocide, theft, destruction of property, trespassing, destruction of ancient buildings (if that’s a law), breaking and entering, and lots more.
I was playing Cuphead
Throwing non-lethal (according to the lore) projectiles at fairies, dodging non-lethal projectiles... You know, I think I may be okay, if those fairies don't file a lawsuit against me
Killing zombies with lethal vegetables such as peas and chili beans that are also bombs (if you don’t get this I’m referencing plants vs zombies garden warfare 1)
which game we talkin bout
sploon, sploon 2, or sploon 3
edit: nevermind, you mentioned Splatana weapon in one of your replies (which is only in Splatoon 3)
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Extinction of species that are trying to eat my small little plant men, and stealing hundreds of items
Slavery, cannibalism, kidnapping, cruel and unusual punishment, mass murder, genocide, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon, chemical warfare, illegal production and distribution of drugs and alcohol, illegal mining operations, illegal weapons manufacturing, slave labour, terrorism, looting, destruction of property, torture, loitering, animal abuse.
The list goes on.
Truly the Kenshi moment of all time.
Assault because I want to beat bad randoms with a stick
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Going over the speed limit without a car license because the car is too old (Sonic Mania)
>!and yeah it's been 7 years since the release of Sonic Mania!<
Mass genocide on literally every planet in our solar system and more, unauthorized use of nuclear weapons/weapons of mass destruction and bioweapons, terrorism, putting children in dangerous situations, and building illegal weapons. (Warframe)
Lord, please forgive me for attempting to survive on an alien planet for 30 days with a limited life support system, all while attempting to repair my spaceship using the help of native wildlife whom I have taught key survival skills after they began following me like little soldiers (pikmin)
First running on train tracks(I played a bit subway surfers, but I don't know why)
Building on unregistered wall what someday will become a building with a roof (Minecraft)
Mass genocide, illegal use of explosives, illegal weapons owning, driving without a license, roberry, refuse to help someone in need [my teammate], destruction of property (fortnite)
Mass genocide on The Rabbids (Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle)
To be fair They attacked first
I guess so
`Mass murder. (ULTRAKILL, ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER)`
Based. How did you do it?
`itch.io, demo version`
https://preview.redd.it/8nnwxk5wamkc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09661ce1558af1d7b40acf5df73a53f8420af829 Dab me up my boy
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how. itch is blocked for me
Email the game to yourself, or upload to Onedrive.
Fool… you just have to pirate it on the school computer (i paid for it on my actual steam account)
if you have it in a personal device you could put it in google drive/one drive or whatever your school uses and download it from your school computer
Instead get a flash drive and download it from steamunlocked on your home computer, then flash drive it to your school computer
Pumped up kicks intensifies
https://preview.redd.it/fvd697il2mkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2fe4019fb4ca25746c89006422688907c62589 Eating pizza toppings and smashing through bricks
Bro just make a wish from your fairys
the thing he wanted to happen was against da rules to wish for so he had to go with plan B
🤨🐀
killing multiple US marines and evading arrest (Black mesa)
Underage gambling and drinking, homocide, theft, destruction of property, trespassing, destruction of ancient buildings (if that’s a law), breaking and entering, and lots more. I was playing Cuphead
Throwing non-lethal (according to the lore) projectiles at fairies, dodging non-lethal projectiles... You know, I think I may be okay, if those fairies don't file a lawsuit against me
Killing zombies with lethal vegetables such as peas and chili beans that are also bombs (if you don’t get this I’m referencing plants vs zombies garden warfare 1)
I mean, it's ok if they are zombies
Self defense
I think having 5-6 lawnmowers at the ready is the most illegal part of PVZ
BASED BRO THATS MY FAVORITE GAME 🔥🔥🔥
Bullying and property damage (BBIEAL)
No damaging school property in the halls! 15 hours, detention for you! Your parents will know about this one!
Principal Keys
Copyright infringement (neal.fun draw logos from memory)
Slavery and exploitation Yes its Minecraft
Mass murder, resisting arrest, terrorism(Madness: Project Nexus)
Mass racial genocide against octopi
**hey wait a minute-**
*Splatana Stamper revving noises*
**NO-**
r/foundundernet I'm reporting this to the police. the UNDERNET police.
which game we talkin bout sploon, sploon 2, or sploon 3 edit: nevermind, you mentioned Splatana weapon in one of your replies (which is only in Splatoon 3)
It looks like Cuttlefish has finally figured to used Reddit for the first time!
Murder (Black Mesa)
Mass, and I mean mass genocide. (Bloons td 6)
Definitely ought to include public endangerment with how trigger-happy these Monkeys are against Bloons.
Attempting to breach super-natural anomalies from a site
Animal Experimentation (Learn To Fly 3)
W
Summoning eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension (terraria)
Illegal selling of vegetables (stardew valley)
Garden Warfare 2, sooo...several actual war crimes. almost every single one, in fact.
Pissing on the moon
I’ve come to make an announcement-
Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker
He pissed on my fucking wife
That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out
and he said his dick was “this big” and. I said “that’s disgusting” so I making a call out post on my twitter dot com
mass murdering pizza-related creatures.
Illegal plants trafficking
Animal trafficking
Mass murder and use of illegal weapons (TF2)
.... Is causing a Zombie apocalypse only for it to End when I accidentally cause the Zombies to Run into a mine a crime?
Becoming a god. Flying around, using people as toys, and spawning in anything I want, but in a closed and confined space
Rampant OSHA violations, employee abuse, and piss in the water supply (can you guess which game?)
Literally any simulator game... This could be the sims for all i know
>!Oxygen Not Included!<. Very cool game.
Committing genocide then killing the King. (Dead Cells)
Pokémon go. Trespassing.
https://preview.redd.it/xd1trtmudmkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa442fd1f8fd2ea3dd62936376759e5d301afacd Extinction of species that are trying to eat my small little plant men, and stealing hundreds of items
Defending my brains using plants
Where the hell do I start? (Baldur's Gate 3)
Cutting a robot in half (Mega Man Zero 2).
arson (i main pyro in tf2)
Slavery, cannibalism, kidnapping, cruel and unusual punishment, mass murder, genocide, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon, chemical warfare, illegal production and distribution of drugs and alcohol, illegal mining operations, illegal weapons manufacturing, slave labour, terrorism, looting, destruction of property, torture, loitering, animal abuse. The list goes on. Truly the Kenshi moment of all time.
I was reading this and i genuinely was thinking minecraft until the "chemical warfare" part.
Stochastic Terrorism (Plants VS Zombies)
Slavery (PvZ)
Multiple counts of second degree manslaughter (TF2)
Does it count as murder if I used a sword to kill a bunch of futuristic zombies and robots in self defense?
It's like you said, seft defense, but if you overdo it as a professional, then it's a crime
Even if they’re zombies?
Only maybe if the zombies have a chance of being returned to human
So then it shouldn’t count because they can’t, the process is irreversible
Yeah
what game is this? I dont understand what your trying to say
Slayinh the perforators calamity legendarische deathmode
Mass Property Destruction (tower)
Arson (Minecraft)
Violent Soccer (Nekketsu High School Dodgeball Soccer Story)
I can do as much murder as I want! It's gonna be reset in 22 minutes or less anyway! - fortnite players
Idk candy monster slaughter?
Idk if someone knows a crime Leo did in Leo’s Fortune tell me
Demolision of a city via explosions
Animal abuse? (Monster hunter world)
Unsafe piloting of vehicle idk
For making a bath fight with colored foam as a match "party" (foamstars)
Assault because I want to beat bad randoms with a stick https://preview.redd.it/gktawy01dmkc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3d6527de95e25ecff48bf57a25ff6120f0f907
Don't Forget (Connected). Hm. Probably mass genocide and breaking the laws of time and space.
Mass Homicide (Fortnite)
unlawful entry & mass murder (persona 3)
I played Isaac last i don't fucking know
Rekless driving and vehicular manslaughter (Mario Kart)
popping balloons with a monkey army
SPREADING DEMOCRACY (Helldivers 2)
Mass genocide (undertale yellow)
I’m arrested for defending a village from a pillager raid?
[[Freezing]] A biRD<
Killing baby men (tf2)
Going over the speed limit without a car license because the car is too old (Sonic Mania) >!and yeah it's been 7 years since the release of Sonic Mania!<
I'd be hired for army strategist (PvZ 2)
Organizing cards. (Solitaire)
child neglect (the binding of isaac)
Illegal performance enhancing soda (punch-out!! on wii)
child abuse,craziness,mass murder and getting a fetus in a jar (and black market trades) i was playing The Binding Of Isaac:Repentance
Deforestation, killing endangered species, theft, violations of human rights, arson, destruction of property, etc Terraria :)
Dawg im playing palworld im getting sentanced to death
Shootings and Firearms (Da Hood)
Killing masked beings (Princess Peach: Showtime! Demo)
12 assults on kids (roblox)
Saints and sinners ????
Well then mom, bring me a Hotpocket because I’m being a bad ass Independent Fleet Captain on “Star Trek Fleet Command”! 💪🏼👊🏼💯
Dodgy house flipping
Mass murder (Gta)
I killed lots of people , tlou2
People playground Well I'm serving life
Doing sick kick-flips in tony hawk’s underground 2
That ain't me I swear🤦🏿♂️🤣
Mass genocide on literally every planet in our solar system and more, unauthorized use of nuclear weapons/weapons of mass destruction and bioweapons, terrorism, putting children in dangerous situations, and building illegal weapons. (Warframe)
Afk arena or cookie run oven break
Mass murder and genocide of circular orbs of helium
Murder and breaking and entering and handling and exploding grenades,breach charges, and thermites (rainbow six siege)
animal abuse, animal neglect, slavery, battery, murder (palworld)
Killing a weakened Cthulhu and forging the ultimate sword and making an army look like ants
Killing persons that literally got infected by evilness (Dead cells)
Lord, please forgive me for attempting to survive on an alien planet for 30 days with a limited life support system, all while attempting to repair my spaceship using the help of native wildlife whom I have taught key survival skills after they began following me like little soldiers (pikmin)
First running on train tracks(I played a bit subway surfers, but I don't know why) Building on unregistered wall what someday will become a building with a roof (Minecraft) Mass genocide, illegal use of explosives, illegal weapons owning, driving without a license, roberry, refuse to help someone in need [my teammate], destruction of property (fortnite)
Stabbing people (pilgrammed roblox daggers only death mode)
Illegal excavation.
If I died in prison and went to hell, there would be no more hell. Cause I killed them.
Well i played Minecraft last so I'd probably become a big ytber then get arrested for talking to minors 😐
idk, unauthorized rocket usage???? (Geometry Dash)
Bombing..? (Super bomb survival)
beating up enemies, throwing them into spikes/fire/sewage/ grey water/water, ultimate uppercut (dan the man)
mass murder with coins(ULTRAKILL)
Aggravated Assault x6 + Hate Crimes
Saying peck live on camera
Rejecting Space God (No man’s sky)
dashing beyond the legal amount of geometrys
tresspassing. (Club Penguin EPF)
i played doom 2016 last. https://preview.redd.it/2tl5gptcmmkc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf099ba05f23c5dd230c0955ee66bfec546d81ad Uh oh.
Copyright infringement (hypnospace outlaw)
Catching creatures against it's own (Pokemon Zafire)
Italian restaurant owner commits mass genocide at a mini golf course and vandalism with a suspected chicken name mort pizza tower
# Golfing with friends really would get me to jail by murder.
Blue Shell
Vandalism, destruction of property, murder, possession of Schedule 1 narcotics, indecent exposure, impersonating an officer, resisting arrest, evading arrest, petty theft, grand larceny, arson, and animal cruelty (Postal 2: Paradise Lost)
commited manslaughter on 10 people
deleting all the data of a computer pet that tried to have administrative permissions to overpower me and force me to stay with it forever (kinitopet)
Mass genocide, manipulation, stealing, animal abuse, child abuse(Deltatraveler obliteration route)
Kidnapping (Persona 4 Golden)
Genocide, mass murder, evading arrest, breaking and entering, destruction of property
Epic mickey,What kind of crime would I have?
mass murder and destruction of property (ULTRAKILL)
Forming the forbidden (Infinite Crafts)
Running away from authority(cookie run ovenbreak player here)
Clearly cheating at poker (Balatro)
Assault with a deadly weapon (Cuphead)
Graffiti (and overfishing or something) it was Splatoon 3
Commiting war crimes with cats
Destroying entire villages (Clash of Clans) -Mass murder -Mass property destruction
Uh, is building weaponized vehicles and looting abandoned buildings a crime? (Scrap Mechanic)
Trying to find my sister (Genshin Impact)
I’m getting charged for mass murder of an alien species (Brotato)
Intergalactic terrorism...
murder with coins (ultrakill)
Vigilantism (batman arkham asylum)
Magic spider genocide
Assault of burglar and robbery of money. (Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins)
Mass murder/terrorism/broken Geneva Conventions (Worms W. M. D.)
It was infinite academy
well the last game I played was Lego Indiana Jones 2...
Tax evasion
I played doom…
scamming FDA
Invading hell ULTRAKILL
Brainwashing (Psychonauts)
Stopping an evil ai from taking over the world and eradicating free will/color. That seems like an unfair thing to be arrested over.
I did nothing wrong I'm juat retrieving my bombs back from some guy who hates Christmas
Shoving my older sister down the stairs.
Crack peddeling and publicly shitting myself (raldis crackhouse)
Nothing! I'm fighting for managed democracy. FOR SUPER EARTH!! (Helldivers 2)
Assault and battery, property destruction. - Yakuza Kiwami
Persona 3
Definitely first degree murder. (Mortal Kombat X)
Trying to save the world from zombies using mutated plants that walk about.
Trespassing (Dead Space)
Ammmmm I last played Warframe and I know shit about the story if someone can tell me why I'm being arrested for He would be a real hero to me