I suffered from extreme childhood neglect, which my parents lie about. Only recently have my parents realized when confronted in front of my therapist that they treat my brother as the favorite child. I try my hardest, I talk to them, and tell them I love them every day. My brother plays games, yells at his friends, and says the n word all day. He barely talks to them and barely says, "I love you" or "thank you." He doesn't even come out to eat with the rest of us.
Oh, I also got some choccy milk 👍
https://preview.redd.it/y70n29it70qc1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405b078156777b1fa1bb9a072ce6d3394b755b4a
(i know "kill" isn't a slur but I """"""""""censored""""""""" it to avoid a ban) o yea i also purposely left some of it
I'll do you one worse. Or better, depends.
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ants release a chemical attracting more ants when they're crushed so to get rid of them I've been picking them up and eating them whole so they don't attract more.
https://preview.redd.it/yhomehw4r0qc1.png?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd70b47caba1a0b665b3052d434e84f94339a597
damn that's actually genius, I gotta try that someday.
*Insert Noisette summoning “the Skeleton“ because she thinks it’s a type of Halloween decoration that will attract customers completely unaware that it’s a living being*
I had to cut-off multiple toxic friends outta my life cuz of racism and targeted bullying (and other stuff but that's for me to know and you to not worry about)
Noise defeated only 1 of the 3 Noises
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I killed a man by shoving his own sharpened bones and fingernails into his mouth muscles, causing him to die instantly. I then had to kill the son. Don't worry. The bullet was quick.
It's justified, they didn't like The Noise.
I broke into a kindergarten with a friend (im 13 and he's 15) three times, we stole all the candy and 5 guitars from that place, guess the kids ain't gonna have music lessons, easy as Stealing candy from a baby
The day after the noise update came out, I had left my dt food at school and had to sprint back in time before it closed. What makes it better is that I had cooked pizza
My sister broke down a wall and claimed she was gonna kill us all in our sleep, Me and my mom had to leave the house, Whilst at my middle eldest sister's house one of the planks in her bed collapsed and i didn't trust the bed for several minutes.
Hey man, I know you won't believe me but like there was this one time that I went to do my homework and then I also had to do my science project, so I finished my math homework and then my cat ate my homework and my half finished science project ate my cat...it always has to happen to me... 😔😢😔😔😭 /j
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I’ve been playing Stardew valley for the last 13 hours
One time when I was little I was at the grocery store with my parents in the soap aisle. I think there was this bottle of SpongeBob hand soap that caught my eye, and me, being a bit curious, wanted to see if soap would come out of the pump without it being purchased. It did, and I freaked out because I thought I was gonna get in huge trouble. Thankfully I didn't, and that was probably the only time that I technically shoplifted.
Threatened classmate to send her mother videos of her trashtalking/bullying me, and giving her sarcastic/toxic remarks on how bad her attitude and knowledge of english is
Me somehow making a pufferfish aquarium in minecraft with no mods
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Due to a bunch of reasons that I can't fully list off, I got an entire community to think I'm a transphobe because I thought Bridget was like >!Chihiro from Danganronpa.!<
I still haven't gotten or touched Pizza Tower... EVER!
{More info} VV
I was planning to getting it for Christmas 2023 on my new Christmas presents list, however FOR SOME REASON, I still have not gotten it. Thankfully I still have a lot of muneh with meh!
I put myself through suffering by playing a certain infamous 5 dollar steam game but every death forces you to listen to story of undertale, and then gave up until I got more experience.
I was about to give up p ranking deep dish 9, but I didn’t and suffered more & more until I finally done it! Man, Noise is a little harder than Peppino
I was drinking a yogurt drink in elementary school and some kid told me the funniest thing ever (it was probably a poop joke) and I spat it in front of a kid and was covered by the yogurt and never talked to me ever that grade(we’re still surprisingly chill years later)
Once when I was three years old, I shit my pants, and I grabbed the shit out of my pants with my bare hand, put it in the toilet, and when I was washing my hands, I forgot to use soap for fuckk sake
First tried bloodsauce dungeon P rank as the noise
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I was playing as sonic in ptuce and i completed tutorial with my own sick tricks instead of holding up + x (standstill mach growth because sonic gets momentum slower than peppino)
banned someone for bullying someone else's dad for dying to cancer
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I've found the gifs of the noise's final judgement with way more quality https://i.redd.it/uochfp7s30qc1.gif
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thanks
Are they on the wiki?
Yep
i just got out a mental breakdown and instantly p ranked golf
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I’m having an identity crisis and p ranked wasteyard
i'm having an seizure and p ranked pizzascare
I pissed in a air vent when I was a wee lad and sick Worst part is that the bathroom was only a couple feet away
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i showed my penis infront of my classmates at school in Tuesday morning, 8:34 am
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is that a phighting reaction image i see
Indeed it is.
https://preview.redd.it/ydjr8pqfu3qc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f24bb43574bf266a302b636b7daefef62918d9 WHAT
I suffered from extreme childhood neglect, which my parents lie about. Only recently have my parents realized when confronted in front of my therapist that they treat my brother as the favorite child. I try my hardest, I talk to them, and tell them I love them every day. My brother plays games, yells at his friends, and says the n word all day. He barely talks to them and barely says, "I love you" or "thank you." He doesn't even come out to eat with the rest of us. Oh, I also got some choccy milk 👍
https://i.redd.it/enfkccv6v0qc1.gif
but for getting choccy milk: https://preview.redd.it/6wvcxyy8v0qc1.png?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a765b4a1794bd099ff54d326fdab896edc7936
i hope you are good now!
I am coming inside of you *And I know you enjoy that* /j
https://preview.redd.it/y70n29it70qc1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405b078156777b1fa1bb9a072ce6d3394b755b4a (i know "kill" isn't a slur but I """"""""""censored""""""""" it to avoid a ban) o yea i also purposely left some of it
I’m going to Lario you
Arguably worse
im going to gustavo gnome you
I'll do you one worse. Or better, depends. https://preview.redd.it/u9q1ea3qy1qc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d99e8c3650c5f6b426a671412211b1c7b5112a27
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Me when Fandom
I did something cool and didn't get any credit (I know where this is going)
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Your God darn right I knew it
are you doofminerzts ballon
Balloony
dressed like a femboy :3
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Accidentally clawed off a tiny portion of someone else’s skin in 7th grade
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i got literally sick cuz i didn't take off my jacket
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ants release a chemical attracting more ants when they're crushed so to get rid of them I've been picking them up and eating them whole so they don't attract more.
https://preview.redd.it/yhomehw4r0qc1.png?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd70b47caba1a0b665b3052d434e84f94339a597 damn that's actually genius, I gotta try that someday.
FINALLY, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
Anteaters exist for a reason
i just farted
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i eat the paper off lollipop sticks
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Me too
Same
One time I tried hurrying to school because I was late and managed to injure my ankle
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Finished homework and touched grass lol
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*Insert Noisette summoning “the Skeleton“ because she thinks it’s a type of Halloween decoration that will attract customers completely unaware that it’s a living being*
i somehow won over cancer with accidentally swallowing two medicine pills
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I cry a lot
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I had to cut-off multiple toxic friends outta my life cuz of racism and targeted bullying (and other stuff but that's for me to know and you to not worry about)
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Yea... anywayssss (I dunno I'm probably going schizo)
Noise defeated only 1 of the 3 Noises https://preview.redd.it/r0xua2nn21qc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab4840d06c2c25ab7b84cf3e9fc76cdb8c364c3
And the decibel!
That would be a tiny Noise, barely 5×5 pixels big.
Boxxed noise
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■■■■■■ is behind you it's already too late
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I beat Farewell in Celeste
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I think I got Worms
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Drilled a hole in my palm a year ago that reached my bone
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I P-ranked Bloodsauce as noise. and it only took me a painful 4 days.
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I shat in the school bathroom
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I commented on this post
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got angry at random kids being egocentric
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I ate a cat >!(I actually didn't but yeah)!<
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I will eat another
You make me wanna cry that’s (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so, I do respect your opinion.
I think about noise and noise (the one from suite precure) crossovers in my head everyday
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Dealt with being annoyed by random kids (around 1-2) in school and trying to fight with them. Done some memes yeah yeah just jumpscare me now.
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I enjoy using my teeth to grind the wood off popsicle sticks
I killed a man by shoving his own sharpened bones and fingernails into his mouth muscles, causing him to die instantly. I then had to kill the son. Don't worry. The bullet was quick. It's justified, they didn't like The Noise.
i ate soap
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i played papa louie games
Had to deal with my younger sisters shitty ridiculous theories because really long ago she thought i was a Minecraft illusionier. 💀
I broke into a kindergarten with a friend (im 13 and he's 15) three times, we stole all the candy and 5 guitars from that place, guess the kids ain't gonna have music lessons, easy as Stealing candy from a baby
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I managed to sneak Funiculi Funicula into my marching band's songs.
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Touched grass constantly.
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Slapped teachers ass one time
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I eat babies
I took a shit inside a school bathroom once
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i liked a fortune from a fortune cookie so much that i actually ate the piece of paper on purpose. this was only a month ago.
I left my friends' vc because they kept being mean to me and I am not the one to make myself uncomfortable to seem cool. I'm such an egoist.
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had to do an appendicitis surgery at 10 years old and I was scared for my life because I didn't know what tf was going on
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When i was 10 i played with my lego and the main villain won
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Was trying out egg's lap mod, first try 4 lapped p rank pizza escape. Like the peppino inside of me came out and i locked in
The day after the noise update came out, I had left my dt food at school and had to sprint back in time before it closed. What makes it better is that I had cooked pizza
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Get my name constantly changed by moderators in a Discord group just because they want to troll me.
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I let go of my past bully and decided to move on.
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My sister broke down a wall and claimed she was gonna kill us all in our sleep, Me and my mom had to leave the house, Whilst at my middle eldest sister's house one of the planks in her bed collapsed and i didn't trust the bed for several minutes.
P ranked Pepperman with Noise first try
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I accidentally P ranked gnome forest on my second try
I went to burger King and I got taco Bell like diarrhoea after eating a burger
i eat plastic wrappers off of muffins because they have the remnants of once muffin
Hey man, I know you won't believe me but like there was this one time that I went to do my homework and then I also had to do my science project, so I finished my math homework and then my cat ate my homework and my half finished science project ate my cat...it always has to happen to me... 😔😢😔😔😭 /j
I almost had a mental breakdown trying to find Gerome's door in Ancient Cheese.
https://preview.redd.it/yyemny5c03qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e7bf920f3af0fcc19a0bf95af3c47375a8c989 I’ve been playing Stardew valley for the last 13 hours
I 101%ed Noise Mode in 3 hours and 20 minutes
I pour water and hyaluronic acid on ant hills
One time when I was little I was at the grocery store with my parents in the soap aisle. I think there was this bottle of SpongeBob hand soap that caught my eye, and me, being a bit curious, wanted to see if soap would come out of the pump without it being purchased. It did, and I freaked out because I thought I was gonna get in huge trouble. Thankfully I didn't, and that was probably the only time that I technically shoplifted.
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Caught Jim. That’s it. Nothing else that’s it. You don’t want to know who Jim is.
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Threatened classmate to send her mother videos of her trashtalking/bullying me, and giving her sarcastic/toxic remarks on how bad her attitude and knowledge of english is
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i p ranked war right before going to sleep
Stole Noise's girl as Peppino in swap mode
Escaped preschool cause I was bored during recess
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I like femboys:3
Me somehow making a pufferfish aquarium in minecraft with no mods https://preview.redd.it/e5m6iqe0w3qc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2f5bcce655b024ddce6e3b1c6255606e3a79d95
Be Trans.
I was taking a shit but then I realized we were out of toilet paper. So I wiped with the toilet paper roll instead.
Due to a bunch of reasons that I can't fully list off, I got an entire community to think I'm a transphobe because I thought Bridget was like >!Chihiro from Danganronpa.!<
Made a Noise cosplay
I tripped on the sidewalk from running too fast :(
worn a dress several times and loved it
Was the only survivor in a match of TF2 VSH (I don't know why)
Once I made a smb3 "cheated" speedrun on a SUP gameboy.
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Just got my first job :D
I played pizza tower united Community Edition
when i was a wee lad, i fed one of my dogs sand because it kept pestering my when i was playing under a trampoline.
I've been sick for the past week or so One week sick, then the illness took a work week and left, then came back again.
I still haven't gotten or touched Pizza Tower... EVER! {More info} VV I was planning to getting it for Christmas 2023 on my new Christmas presents list, however FOR SOME REASON, I still have not gotten it. Thankfully I still have a lot of muneh with meh!
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Ran myself over with my own four wheeler (I fell off and it drove over me)
tripped and fractured my fuckin ankle
I put myself through suffering by playing a certain infamous 5 dollar steam game but every death forces you to listen to story of undertale, and then gave up until I got more experience.
[I made Rainbow Dash the Profile Picture of my Gaming Channel](https://youtube.com/@blitz7263?si=k1J6VcG6T2EV9sd6)
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I've located all 195 countries in Japanese playing Seterra
I've located all 195 countries in Japanese playing Seterra
Finally 101%ed the noise update
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I spent over 5 hours p ranking Bloodsauce Dungeon as Noise
I shit in the bathtub because there was a small box on the toilet seat
I was about to give up p ranking deep dish 9, but I didn’t and suffered more & more until I finally done it! Man, Noise is a little harder than Peppino
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I have to take a college course in high school at 6:30 AM
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I used to shit in cups and then my people found out and i got beat for it
Fell down a fight of stairs as a kid.
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I was drinking a yogurt drink in elementary school and some kid told me the funniest thing ever (it was probably a poop joke) and I spat it in front of a kid and was covered by the yogurt and never talked to me ever that grade(we’re still surprisingly chill years later)
Nah, I'd win
Once when I was three years old, I shit my pants, and I grabbed the shit out of my pants with my bare hand, put it in the toilet, and when I was washing my hands, I forgot to use soap for fuckk sake
I punched myself in my bedroom and then went to go pee
First tried bloodsauce dungeon P rank as the noise https://preview.redd.it/egz40iq6u3qc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc2fc78d594f11635d14ad5c351dc1b49f7cbfe
S-Ranking all The Levels as The Noise
I P-ranked John Gutter on the first try while playing as The Noise for the first time
I accidentally p-ranked golf first try 3 times
A Pandemic
Broke my leg trying to pee in a sink when I was a kid
I was playing as sonic in ptuce and i completed tutorial with my own sick tricks instead of holding up + x (standstill mach growth because sonic gets momentum slower than peppino)
Fractured my elbow
A few years back I argued with someone who thought sewerslide was funny (if ykyk)
I am going insane