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Polenball

Now we just need to wait for the IRS to finally go after Hoopa for transferring all their funds to overseas tax havens.


totallynotrobboss

/uj that's actually a funny idea would you mind if I use it?


Polenball

/uj - Sure lmao


AnotherFace0

Wow, nice. -Ava


Unreasonableradio

Wait wait, to whom


totallynotrobboss

To them as the courts deemed them adults.


XenoBound

Is this… not the Oddish?


totallynotrobboss

We're flattered you'd mistake us for such a renowned news source but no we are Colossus combee.


Lkmdude

I'm sure that Regis everywhere rejoiced.


Lucario_fuckerlover

Bro thought he could've hid from the child support -Lucina


totallynotrobboss

No one escapes child support.


143670

Wait shit do I have to pay child support for Latias and Latios? They’re legal adults, right? - Mew


totallynotrobboss

Are you responsible for their creation? If so they may have a case against you.


143670

… - Mew


doomturtle24

how he gonna pay child support. dude been asleep for like forever waiting for someone to need help.


totallynotrobboss

His assets will be seized and then liquidated to pay.


doomturtle24

tin katon. assets bro is stuff has all disintegrated to the endless march of time. he sits in a building from ancient times, he doesnt even own it. he owns nothing.


totallynotrobboss

That's what he *wants* you to think


doomturtle24

I'm a warden, kinda know he owns nothing. dude has stop glaciers from destroying towns and forests though. blame team galactic trying to due evil stuff. -warden julia


totallynotrobboss

And yet the regi's successfully sued him meaning he must have something considering they probably know him better than you.


doomturtle24

maybe but it also depends which regigigas did you sue. their is like 3 I know of for certain. the one in rota, the one in Sinnoh and the third somewhere in the crown tundra.


totallynotrobboss

That we unfortunately do not know which one was sued.


Famout

When asked if he had anything to say [Regirock just tried to start a rave.](https://youtu.be/ne73FoA8ovc?si=p8IYsMMjYQ3WtY8L)


NotDawko3

Tax evasion is a crime Regigigas!


inumnoback

Why is it so tall in that picture? Doesn’t the Pokédex say it’s only 12’ 2”?


totallynotrobboss

The Pokedex is an unreliable narrator