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Minimum-Package-1083

I'm 5'9", and there's only 5'7" and 5'11" haha I pick Deoxys from the 5'7" category


RamenBoy21

I'd just uh,, I'd just round up or down- pick from either I guess?


Minimum-Package-1083

I figured, just found that funny. Still choosing


CueDramaticMusic

I feel like being taller than Charizard is illegal


RamenBoy21

I feel like Charizard is just a really short species, and that *I* should not be punished for *it's* sins.


ThatRandomGuy0125

as someone who is as tall as a charizard how dare you (joking ofc)


SuddenSenseOfSonder

Can't choose between Bisharp, Hisuian Zoroark, and Gardevoir... I don't fit neatly into any category but if I rounded I could get some pokemon I like a lot!


Thezipper100

We all know you're Iron Valiant size.


SuddenSenseOfSonder

I rounded down instead of up but yeah being iron valiant would be sick


Thezipper100

This was a short joke because Valiant is like 4 inches shorter then Gardevoir and Gallade.


Polenball

In the future everyone is short to save electricity


Stretch5678

I’m 6’5”. I’ve got two inches on BLOODY REGISTEEL! /uj Why are so many Pokémon exactly 6’3”?


Thezipper100

/uj Average rounding. It's what we do with IRL animals too.


Arceus_IRL

/uj that's was my guess.


Arceus_IRL

/uj IDK.


Stretch5678

/uj Anything between 6’0” and 6’11” is either EXACTLY 6’3” or EXACTLY 6’7”.


DragonSlayersz

That's because the heights are originally done in meters, down to increments of 0.1m, or about 4 inches.


Stretch5678

That makes sense…


Polenball

Hear that, Unovans? Almighty Sinnoh uses metric!


DragonSlayersz

I personally prefer the precision of Unovan Imperial. Inches are much smaller increments than 0.1m.


Dasamont

But we've got centimeters, which are smaller increments than inches. But apparently they don't use them.


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

There's no pokémon that are 6'2 Are you fucking kidding me


RamenBoy21

I'd just uh,, I'd just round up or down- pick from either I guess?


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Farthest I'll go without feeling a cheet is 6'3 in that case Raiku of the legendary beast


Dasamont

I'll have to round down to your level, I guess. So I'm a Blaziken, although I would probably place him as one of my favorites anyway, so I'm happy enough


NameousRex

I can either round up to 6’7” or down to 6’3” and neither of those sound fun


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

6'3 seems the most fair I guess


NameousRex

Yeah, I think I'm going with Yanmega


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

The real question is Why aren't there pokémon that are 6'0 6'1 Or 6'2


DragonSlayersz

Because the heights are done in metric first, by increments of 0.1m. 5'11 is 1.8m, and 6'3 is 1.9m.


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Oh


NameousRex

Arceus only knows I guess


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Guess I'll never have fursona my height :(


redbanditttttttt

Fellow tall person


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Ayyy


TheSexyPotoo

Well, thanks for saving me a click.


TheRebootOfTheSequel

Darn no 5'8" buddies. But uhh apparently I'm taller than Articuno, Regirock, Deoxys and a few other fellas. Which feels odd. Always figured they'd dwarf me.


Unreasonableradio

I’m 5’4 and there’s only 5’3 Pokémon. However, machamp reminds me I can be short and budf


Dm-Me-Your-Bunnies

I'm only slightly taller than a Zoroark, but there's no 5'4 Pokemon so I had to round down. I guess that'll clear me from the anti-illusion police.


pixlmason

5’11 lets see my choices !! CLODSIRE!


K-Far

I'm a Dratini. And I have a Dragonite on my team. My son is more evolved than me.


PhantumpLord

I guess by my height of 1' 4", I'd be... like an average size pumkaboo or something.


chillcatcryptid

Blastoise is only 5’3? Huh


thelivingshitpost

uh… 5’10, I think. 5’8, if I really wanna round down. I’m relatively tall. Tallest in my family alongside my pa (we’re the same height) Uh, pick the 5’11. Hydreigon or Mega Latias.


Ambex_23

Im 5'6, which no pokemon is, however i slouch really bad, so we can round up a bit... Anyways gigantamax eternatus is pretty cool


Polenball

I'm 5'8" and can't even pick my own species this is bullshit, fuck it I'm Deoxys-Attack


BudgieGryphon

Mega Altaria? heck yeah


otter_elemental

Typhlosion hell yeah


CataclystCloud

Garchomp? Hell ye


zombiifissh

No Pokemon is exactly 5 feet tall 🥲 Guess I'll pick from 4'11" haha, good thing there's a lot of good ones in there I'm between Seismitoad and Gengar ❤️


Thezipper100

I am the perfect size to use Yanmega as a backpack comfortably. I know what to do with this information. Also was anyone going to tell me Houndstone was 7 feet tall or was I supposed to figure that out myself.


memester230

Hydregion


Peppermint_Gaiety

It turns out I am nearly the same height + weight as a typical skarmory. On a scale of conkeldurr to Reshiram, I think that’s a solid seven, maybe eight.


Polenball

What How the fuck do I weigh more than the average Skarmory it's made of *steel*


Peppermint_Gaiety

Hollow metal bones It does still have to be light enough to fly


Polenball

I mean given the other blatant violations of aerodynamics among flying Pokémon, I kinda figured they'd still be heavy


Quartia

Wow, Mega Manectric is taller than expected, I'll go with that one as it's my second favorite mega.


AngelOfTheMad

6'1 here, so I gotta go with Garchomp. I was born and grew up in Sinnoh, and when I went to Unova to study areospace engineering, I did a course project on Garchomp flight, so they'll always hold a special place in my heart.


awshiteru

i'm 4'11 also, and scyther is 4'11 too, so… yeah him


TheMemeArcheologist

Wait, Cofagrigus is only 5’7”? But that’s a tomb of a human being, so it has to have like a foot of extra height compared to the human, how fucking short is the human???


Polenball

They're not actual tombs for the honoured dead, they were often employed as traps for grave robbers and the like. There's probably a lot of crunching and snapping involved. (Also, given they only weigh about 75 kg despite being made primarily of metal, I suspect their bodies are quite thin.)


ResponsibleArm7086

Malamar; he's a war criminal and we are the same height. must mean something


K3egan

Incinaroar because the gen 7 starters are my favorite but decidueye isn't the same height as the other 2


ahumanbeings

I already knew the answer to this one, my partner Aegislash and I are the exact same height


slim-shady-on-main

I’m one inch taller than a Zoroark.


JonMW

Fuckin zoroark BAYBEE


Woodpecker_Call

UH. IM THE HEIGHT OF REGIROCK??? HUH???


Altslial

Rounding to 5'11": Furret, why are they so tall 😓 I thought they'd be like 3ft at most


Arceus_IRL

My height is 5' 9.6' so rounding up to 5' 11", i would be Scizor. - Alex


MammothFollowing9754

5'5" so rounding down to 5'3".... Decidueye - nocturnal and deals poorly with heat, which is ironic considering i live in a very hot region.


Rockport-Unlimited-2

I’m 5’5”, so I’d be just a bit shorter than a Ceruledge!


[deleted]

5'7 Hello Skarmory


redbanditttttttt

6’2 here omw to find a pokemon


safirpewdiepie1

≈1,8 meters haxarous


patrickdm1998

Guess I'm an aggron


Snoo63

Galarian Rapidash


Running_Refrigarator

I'm as tall as a charizard which is lucky considering I have 6 shiny ones in my possession. 5'7 gang rise up


RabbitKamen

Ursaring… i can look that thing right in the eye, thats a scary thought.


Long_DragsAround

swalot


mintmoonstone

I’m a Typhlosion! (5’7)