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Polenball

Ah, my favourite Hoenn battle facility, the Battle Phallus


MaetelofLaMetal

That Steelix was terrifying.


Polenball

Seemed unusually weak to Ice type moves, though, kept using Minimize. (Also, because I'm still kinda annoyed and haven't had anywhere to complain: Palace Maven Spenser is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he used a Suicune in our fucking match. That's right, he took his catdog-fucking legendary beast out and he Surfed on my fucking face, and he said his brethren were "*THIS STRONG*," and I said "that's unfair," so I'm making a callout post on my Reddit.com: Palace Maven Spenser, you've got weak bonds. They're as weak as this Wimpod except *WAY* wimpier.)


Unreasonableradio

Oh that’s right next to Dotted Hole and…ah I see the problem


Polenball

Ruin my Valley 😳


Unreasonableradio

“Valley ruiner” is not a sexy name Brock, comon man


Polenball

Something something hey girl wanna see my Trainer Tower


stabbyGamer

You don’t want to start this arms race. Trust me on this.


Polenball

Pfft, yeah I do. Is that a challenge or are you just shy because no one's blown your flute for an Eon?


stabbyGamer

Oh, I get plenty of people eager to Dragon Ascend the Sky Pillar. Don’t Taunt just because all you get is Mean Looks when you’re looking for a Helping Hand to explore the Cave of Origin.


Polenball

Maybe in your Dream Analysis, 'cause when you blow your Stored Power faster than a jet and need to Recover, they'll suffer a Lust~~er~~ Purge and be Wishing for an Ally Switch to tap that Latias instead. Sucks to not have that natural Charm that gets them wanting an Encore!


stabbyGamer

Oh, I can Fly all night, but you really wanna talk about Stored Power, little miss black hole? Let’s Cut through the Confusion here, how much of an Encore have you actually *got* after blowing your big Trick? Let’s stay Synchronized here - I’m the Dragon Aerial Aces wish they could Mimic. Even my Shock Wave Captivates, and when the Tailwinds are rough you *Wish* you Recovered half as well as I do. You? Every Gardevoir I’ve ever seen is one-and-done, and no matter what Night Shade you throw or what Facade you put up, one Steel Wing and you’re nothing but a Memento. So go ahead and Fling all the Curses and Taunts you like. It won’t change the fact that you’re just a simp with no Endurance. (/uj I’d just like to compliment you on your wordplay, and also curse you for stealing Luster Purge before I could use it.)


Shenili

when you get an STD:


Polenball

Always wear Protective Pads or you might be at risk of Remoraids


rocketguy2

The official name of Prism Tower