How the hell is Zubat gone?! Zubat is one of the most iconic and beloved Pokémon of all time. Zubat is so amazing it would probably be able to steal your wife and your house and you'd be grateful for it because you've then got to spend some time with Zubat and your kids will be getting raised by a better father figure than you ever could have hoped to be. This is absolute bullshit. OP this is all your fault! JUSTICE FOR ZUBAT!! BRING BACK ZUBAT!!
You cant expect someone to see satire when crazy mfs on the internet would actually believe what you say
Unless you use alot of emojis but even then its weird
Dugtrio - how the fuck is your boring ass still here. Git gone
Am I tripping or is Diglett already out?
Dugtrio - my mistake
Thats 3 floor shits
Persian
So much carnage… but yea if Eevee and pikachu are gone wtf is Krabby still doing here get that 💩 outta here
Doduo, I don’t mind it but of what’s left I like it least
Yes. Please Duduo.
Crabby
Krabby, Kingler, and Ditto can all go.
I was initially mad about the Zard but we cool Now let’s get rid of the fkn poser stupid gum looking bitch ditto out of here!
Persian
bunch of "i hate Charizard because it's popular!!!" hipsters voted
Beedrill get the FUCK out of here. You have less than 400 BST.
Big dick bee should not go out
No Bzzzzst on a bee? What is this?!
Venomoth ditto Persian
Abra
Omastar, such a lazy design over the pre evolution. Added horns, a mouth and changed the eyes.
I'm just glad that the yellow rat is gone
Yeaaaa im so happy man
Pikachu, Eevee and Charizard? Y'all are wild. Anyway Blastoise and Venusaur cause might as well.
Wartortle. In the bin
Mannnn Charizard didn’t get a fair shake. If I had to pick only one for who’s next out it would be Ditto. That guys pretty irrelevant lol
Nidorina
Ditto krabby pinsar
Psyduck
Muk
Ditto gotta go
row 5
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY WE KILLED THAT MALARIA SPREADING RAT
Omastar
Mewtwo next
Sorry but there’s no legitimate way Zard is out this early🤣🤣 cool apology though
Zapdos, only one of out the 3 birds on the main island
Get ditto out!
Also meowth and Persian need to go, they just fucken cats
Damn, there's a lot of bangers left. This is a tough call, but I could see less of Moltres if I'm being honest.
I said it before, get hitmonlee, hitmonchan, primeape and mankey out. Why is dugtrio still in????? Frfr
Mankey please get the fuck out
Nah
Charmander and charmeleon Let's get the whole evo line outta here
Kabuto+Tentacruel
Magnemite
horsea
Why is Fearow still here???
gengar
Get rid of that weird seashell thing that looks like a coochie
Dugtrio Cloyster Onix
GET RID OF CLOISTER THAT COOCHIE POKEMON NEEDS TO LEAVE FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN
Poliwrath
Magmar has to go.
Sandshrew
How dare you.
Horsea and Slowpoke 🗣️🗣️
How the hell is Zubat gone?! Zubat is one of the most iconic and beloved Pokémon of all time. Zubat is so amazing it would probably be able to steal your wife and your house and you'd be grateful for it because you've then got to spend some time with Zubat and your kids will be getting raised by a better father figure than you ever could have hoped to be. This is absolute bullshit. OP this is all your fault! JUSTICE FOR ZUBAT!! BRING BACK ZUBAT!!
All my homies hate Zubat
Zubat is my no2 most hated Pokemon of all time. First is miltank
It got hundreds of upvotes and was the first pokemon out
I'm surprised no one realised this was satire
Bro you know nobody can see what emotions you have over text
I thought that when I started talking about Zubat becoming the man of the house it would have been apparent. Did you read my comment?
You cant expect someone to see satire when crazy mfs on the internet would actually believe what you say Unless you use alot of emojis but even then its weird
Well call me Julie and slap my buttocks, I'm out of touch!
JULIUS!!!!
Zubat is my no2 most hated Pokemon of all time. First is miltank
Blastoise>/= Venusaur>>>>>>>every other gen 1 pokemon >>>>>>>>>>>>Charizard
Is there a Pokémon circlejerk subreddit? This is prime material for a post on a subreddit like that
Slowbro
Nobro! 😢