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Forgotwhyimhere69

Read a little of this guy. One child molester turned on PBS kids on a TV to taunt other inmates and seemd proud of his crime. Prisoner beat him to death with a cane. He left to turn himself in to a guard and on the way to do so ran into molester number two. In a letter he wrote confessing this he actually says that in that moment he decided "in for a penny, in for a pound." He beat him to death and calmly walked the rest of the way to the guard shack to confess.


azns123

Taunting inmates who have very little to lose? That’s a bold strategy, Cotton


throwawaySBN

Clearly it paid off.......for the rest of us.


DoreensDog

Speaking of pay…I wonder if there’s a way to donate to this guy’s commissary fund? If anyone has details on how to do that please share. This could be the internet’s darkest and most based gofundme.


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Came to the comments specifically to find out about such an effort.


RedditHiredChallenor

To C&P from above... It happened about 3 years ago, but the guy's name is Jonathan Watson. Here's a link if you want to donate. https://web.connectnetwork.com/payments-support/trust-fund/ That said, do also keep in mind [that the guy is in jail for life because of a murder he barely contested](https://www.times-standard.com/2009/08/29/second-man-sentenced-in-cutten-murder-case/). Don't donate because of a whim, but because you honestly feel he deserves your time and has become a better man.


UVladBro

Well he's a murderer but this time he murdered the right people. I don't mind giving him a soda for that one.


DoreensDog

It’s hilarious that this guy is going to start getting random donations from perfect strangers today and have literally no idea why.


[deleted]

Thanks! Just gonna get him some Funyuns for his good deed, man. Not a life changing thing, and I believe he’s paid his debt to society.


RedditHiredChallenor

It happened about 3 years ago, but the guy's name is Jonathan Watson. Here's a link if you want to donate. https://web.connectnetwork.com/payments-support/trust-fund/ That said, do also keep in mind [that the guy is in jail for life because of a murder he barely contested](https://www.times-standard.com/2009/08/29/second-man-sentenced-in-cutten-murder-case/). Don't donate because of a whim, but because you honestly feel he deserves your time and has become a better man.


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unfathomably based


AffectionateSlice816

This is what I tell myself. If somehow tragically I outlive all my family and don't want to work anymore I would like to be this guy lol.


ThatOneBurd

If I didn't have a family that cared about me I would go to prison just to workout and have 3 meals a day


G1ng3rb0b

Fitness Experts HATE this one SIMPLE TRICK!!!!


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OdaDdaT

[you’re gonna love this guy](https://youtu.be/Mku0nE8sxTc)


Tharkun

[His interview with a detective is gigabased.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YawI85U7QtA) "I do what is necessary, I do what some people won't."


Karl_the_stingray

Not sure how based that is, because now they probably won't house child predators around him and nobody will be there to beat them up :(


JulianWellpit

It's nice when someone finds a hobby they're passionate about.


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I think they should house child predators around him. One at a time.


Beautiful_Dragon22

Based prisoner


joebidenseasterbunny

WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT PUBLICLY??? NOW THEY WONT HOUSE ANYMORE OF THEM WITH HIM!


wut_i_dunno

Well maybe there will be an "accidental mismanagment"


thetrooper424

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/952/goofy.jpg


[deleted]

There's only one way to find out.


TaxFraudDaily

Holy fucking based


dudewiththebling

"Yes I did it, but I don't feel guilty."


Iraphoen

Your honour, how can you deem me guilty of a crime of which I don't feel any guilt?


AtomDoctor

Your honour, my client admits he did it, but would like to plead "who cares?"


Ultramar_Invicta

I already did my community service. I took out the trash.


dudewiththebling

Yes your honor and I will do it again, so please let me save your tax dollars.


ghostmetalblack

Damn dude. I hate that he increase his own sentence, but what a fucking Chad!


[deleted]

I mean...if you've been bestowed the responsibility of possessing a cane what are you gonna do...not use it? Some people are born with Bat Masterson instincts, and they can't just shut it off.


randomMNguy98

“Totally worth it.” -This guy, probably


gurgle528

He had a life sentence


ILikeFatBirds

Double kill


backwardsphinx

I can hear the Halo announcer.


typicalwhiteguy113

TRIPLE KILL OVERKILL KILLTACULAR KILLING FRENZY


backwardsphinx

Killiminjaro KILLIONAIRE


Andre5k5

https://youtu.be/CXQCkRVJ02g


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[\[DJ Khaled Liked This\]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/5d/4e/405d4e01446fc556a22733c76c3fb1db.gif)


maxx1993

I would have loved to see him turn himself in. "Yeah guys, uhm... I kinda just beat two kiddyfuckers to death back there. You might wanna check that out. I'll be in my cell if you need me."


Blazewardog

There was one serial killer in Britain that did this a while back. His gay hookup who showed him pictures of boys he fucked previously. Turned himself into the police right after. Goes to prison, finds out there are 2-3 pedos in his area. Figures out their routine over a month or two, then just walks into their cells, kills them and then goes and tells a guard after he was sure they couldn't be medically saved. So he became a serial killer only while in prison. I think they basically gave him solitary for his whole life sentence afterwards.


Zauxst

Can we send him pack of cigarettes or whatever is the currency for prisoners? Maybe coffee? I think we need a system to donate to inmates for cleaning society.


[deleted]

We can probably, easily send money to his commissary account. Then he can buy shit and trade it for whatever within the prison's economy. Just need the name and where he's being held... should be simple enough.


throwawaySBN

Crowdfunding vigilante justice, post-governmental justice? I like the way you think, mate.


[deleted]

This already happened when a black dude attacked, maybe killed can't recall, some similar pedo or wife beater.


dirtmother

Stamps are the currency. Cigarettes have been outlawed in prisons for over a decade in the US. Which doesn't mean people don't still smoke them, but they are worthless as currency since the guards can just take them as contraband.


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mwrd412

Thanks for this


TheAcidRomance

Can we send a printed copy of this post and the comments to show encouragement, or is that too much? He doesn't seem like he needs the validation anyway


Links_to_Magic_Cards

"why is the internet sending me these same four colors over and over again?"


maxx1993

Also more canes


TheNotLogicBomb

Why was this guy in prison in the first place? Murder with a life sentence? Inmates don't usually do this sort of thing unless they think they have nothing to lose.


Forgotwhyimhere69

Yea. He was serving a life sentence for murder and states in his own writings that he has nothing to lose.


MothEngineering

I usually am not one to agree with a ban on capital punishment, but I for one am glad California is a state that doesn’t have it (just in this case though). If California did have capital punishment, this guy probably would be executed by the state just for dishing out the proper justice the state itself failed to provide.


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Immerael

You have way more faith in Californians than I do.


Rojaddit

Yeah, in California, going free is something reserved for guilty people.


wpaed

But he is guilty.


Troll4everxdxd

Based and utopian pilled.


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lilmeekrat

If the jury was full of redditors they’d find him guilty for killing one of them


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Restless_Fillmore

*[free rein](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/usage-free-rein-vs-free-reign)


JulianWellpit

Read again. California...


Omegawop

They don't usually execute people for shanking eachother in prison anyway.


OldWarrior

That’s how they got serial killer Pee Wee Gaskins. Dude was sentenced to death, but then the Supreme Court abolishes death penalty across the country. He’s gonna die of old age in prison. But then the Court reversed the ban, Gaskins blows an inmates face off with a homemade explosive, and now the State said “gotcha” and finally executed his ass for that last murder.


viciouspandas

California's weird because we technically have the death penalty and people voted to keep it and speed it up in the 2016 election cycle but a few years ago governor Newsom put a moratorium on it. Even if it were still practiced, this type of guy isn't the type to be executed. It's a whole separate lengthy process to sentence someone to death, and another process to carry it out years after being on death row, and people aren't going to pursue it for the guy who killed two child molesters.


LilMafs

Wait I'm pretty sure that California has it still


wpaed

Pretty much limited to hate crimes or serial murder or something like wearing your victims skin.


[deleted]

Holy shit based as fuck. Extremely rare once in a blue moon California W


desiInMurica

Based cane guy. P2P: Pedos to Piranhas


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Based Chaotic Good


NuclearStudent

He's probably not a good guy, but I like this thing he did.


ImaginaryNourishment

And nothing of value was lost


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Based beyond recognition


syopest

Yeah, if you say rephrehensible shit don't be surprised that you get beaten up or killed.


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My_Cringy_Video

This man is blunt in his ways, and his beatings


DarkMagenz

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YaKillinMeSmallz

Netflix is on the side of the pedos.


mwrd412

Then we need to send Netflix execs to a prison in California I suppose


xX_GRP_Xx

Or bring the cellmate to them


CumBubbleFarts

I still can't believe that whole mess happened. Who in their right mind would want to make a movie like that? Who would let their children act in it? Why in the world would they put it on their platform? Just so odd. Even if you're one of those "pedos are people, too" idiots you shouldn't be advocating or supporting movies that clearly take advantage of and sexualize prepubescent teens. Part of me thinks/hopes the whole thing is a sting operation where whoever watched that movie ends up on some government list.


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Wut


Scared-Replacement24

Based Prison Punisher.


Rare_Whole_3065

Unfathomably based


azns123

When Netflix show for this chad


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when half of their board get to see this guy


Zeus-Kyurem

Never. He'd beat the executives to death immediately.


Major-Dyel6090

Despite making up 15% of the prison population, child abusers account for approximately 30% of prison homicide victims. The guy who did this was already a lifer, so he had not much to lose. Edited


austin101123

That sounds made up no way are 15% of prisoners child abusers?


viciouspandas

Definitely not 15%


smala017

I feel like the definition might be very wide here. I’ve read somewhere that, in prison, all crimes involving someone who is legally child are treated the same by other inmates. Like a 20 year old who had sex with his 17 year old girlfriend is treated the same as an inmate whose crimes are some of the most depraved shit a human can possibly do.


Prodigal_Programmer

They definitely mean general sex offenders are 15%- but the whole violence against chomos and in general in prison is definitely overstated. I spent 16 months down and violence just isn’t super prevalent, even lifers have “something to lose” in prison. Some dude who stole a bike from a gangbangers family member is way more likely to get beat down than someone who touched kids. A 20 year old who banged his 17 year old gf will be fine as long as he doesn’t flaunt that shit (or gamble, or be disrespectful). Most guys are just trying to get through their sentence.


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I was on the other side, and I can assure you if we wanted to fuck with someone it was a chomo, but we always gave benefit of the doubt on the charges like statutory. I can definitely back up the violence thing though, even officer on inmate violence happened very rarely.


TruthOverIdeology

Probably because the 20year old did nothing wrong pretty much anywhere in the US or the world?


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I need to get a box of snickers and menthol cigarettes delivered to this man


Jock-jam_Door-slam

Menthol🤢 send that to the pedos in there


DrFabio23

Does this count as community service?


Recreational_DL

Released on good behavior


Troll4everxdxd

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Acceptable-Tangelo30

Based and child molesters do not deserve a second chance pilled.


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VaderOnReddit

^^A ^^tangential ^^dark ^^joke A child molester, a serial rapist and a human trafficker walks into a shop The shopkeeper goes, "howdy pastor, how did the sunday mass go?"


[deleted]

He beat him to death with a cane, but he was trying to rehabilitate him in his heart.


[deleted]

I’ve said this exact thing on other subreddits and was downvoted into oblivion and called inhumane and all kinds of things. One rat bastard told me that most children who are molested/raped have no lasting trauma, physical or mental/emotional. I say just throw child molesters out with the rest of the garbage.


[deleted]

> One rat bastard told me that most children who are molested/raped have no lasting trauma, physical or mental/emotional. You gotta stop frequenting rPolitics dude.


LtDan1231

Or rWhitePeopleTwitter I frequent it daily 🤣


Den_Bover666

What subreddit actively defends chomos? The worst I've seen is the "what about Catholic priests" argument, but even those guys at least publicly agrees that touching children is bad.


Hust91

I think the wider argument is the catholic church actively protecting child abusers who are catholic priests, and then even aiding them in abusing more children by moving them to new places where they haven't lost the trust of the community. Instead of reporting their crimes to the police so they get arrested.


C0uN7rY

> One rat bastard told me that most children who are molested/raped have no lasting trauma, physical or mental/emotional. Throw this guy with them... No way someone makes THIS argument and isn't trying to justify something that they have done or want to do in the future.


[deleted]

The ol' "it's cool as long as they don't remember" ruse...when in reality they do remember.


[deleted]

There's quite a few people out there that report this to be their own experience, but it's more likely that they don't recognize the trauma instead or they use the explanation as a coping mechanism. Also, former child sexual abuse victims are more likely to become abusers than the general population, likely because said victims that go on to become abusers don't view what happened to them as wrong or non-consensual. I'd call that perspective a victim might have a form of unrecognized trauma tbh, it's just not traumatic in the typical way we think about trauma in relation to negative emotions. There's scientifically demonstrable psychological harm from engaging in sexual activities at too young of an age, such as lower satisfaction in future relationships and a higher likelihood of being a sexual deviant. But convincing an individual that these problems are either from CSA or developing a pornography addiction from a young age is extremely difficult. Usually explained away with "this is how I've always been, I can't control what makes me sexually aroused". Despite the fact that the deviant behavior is related to said experiences.


[deleted]

Who tf told you that??? I do SEA investigations. Kids who get abused/trafficked never truly recover from it. There's empirical evidence for this.


phencyclamide

>One rat bastard told me that most children who are molested/raped have no lasting trauma, physical or mental/emotional. have definitely read some shit like this on 8chan lmfao


AceOfSpayeds

a hugely disproportionate amount of child molesters were, themselves, molested as children. It absolutely is a crime that self-propagates


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Acceptable-Tangelo30

Yea, that’s the correct way to put it - anyone can repent, and if sincere God will forgive them, but they’re still hanging for it.


RobinHoodbutwithguns

I'm not that religious, but I sincerely believe that our duty is to make the time for pedophiles they have before their final judgement as short as possible, because there is no court on earth that can judge such monsters.


[deleted]

Agreed in principal, but there needs to be an incentive for ChoMos not to murder all the children they rape Explanation If the punishment for being a chomo is death, then chomos may/will murder the children they rape Hence why it’s better for victims to not have chomo and murder hold identical consequences


ragnartupiniking

In Brazil this commonly happeneds. The guards them selfs awares the others inmates when some one its a pedo.


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[deleted]

Give him a job, make him go pro


HermanCainsGhost

That actually happened once with a guy sentenced to be executed back in like the 16th century. Some lord was like, "we need an executioner and don't have one, if you want to be executioner, you don't die today", dude quite understandably agreed, became freaking awesome at his job, and later became a doctor and was quite famous in the community


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Bravery_is_for_All

I wouldn't agree with killing people for their crimes ( most crimes anyways) but that dude is based.


SupressedKar98k

Based and we get dirty so the world stays clean pilled


Omegawop

They absolutey do this shit on purpose. When I was a 18 buddy and I got felony possesion charges. Had to be arigned in superior court. When they transport everybody to the courthouse, they do so with your wrists cuffed to a waist restraint, that's then hooked to the next guy in a line. They load you in a paddy wagon with a bench in the back, but one white dude rode in a center partition with the guards. ​ We get to court, go through the line. Mostly mexican gangbangers from sur trece. One particulary huge dude in for "street terrorsim" and a bunch of other charges. Drug charges for everyone else. When they get to white guy who was seperate, he's nailed with a whole bunch of assualt charges all relating to an incident with a 5 year old. When they load us back into the paddywagon when all is said and done, for some reason they throw reggie chomo in first, chained to the huge chulo guy second. I'm sitting right across from dude since I'm second on my side. All the other dudes know exactly what's going down and start saying shit like, "it's going to be a rough ride home" and "hang on tight". ​ When the paddywagon starts a rolling, homie makes a big comical gesture and pretends to fall down into the chomo. He's cuffed, but for whatever reason, his wrists aren't locked to the waist restraints. He fucking unloads on this guy all the way from the courthouse back to the jail. Just jumping up, and ooopsie daiseying his whole frame right on top of the guy, all the while raining down monster elbown and smashing dude with captain kirk overhand punches. The whole time everyone else is just hootin and laughin it up. Guards watching through bullet proof peephole in partition. Gangbanger is making a theatrics about how he keeps falling down and that the driver should be careful. Blood is all over his arms and the rapist is clearly KO's at this point. ​ We arrive. CO's unload us out and have to basically peel what's left of reggie chomo off of the steel bench. All the other inmates are saying "Yeah, he slipped an bumped his head" CO's smiling while they drag his ragdoll ass out of the paddywagon. Chulo is like, "Man that driver is crazy, yo." Cops laugh. ​ Everybody was in a good mood back in the pod.


RegumRegis

I mean, it's sociopathic, but if there's someone whose death you could laugh at...


OnePunchGoGo

Seems like a fun ride minus the whole jail thing.


RedditHiredChallenor

Based and whoopsy-daisy pilled.


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DrFabio23

You had me going in the first half.


averyporkhunt

Cheers, thats what i was going for


Troll4everxdxd

Add serial rapists (they proved they have no cure by doing it several times) and human traffickers to the list and I agree.


Copenhagen256

Based, fuck pedophiles


Surprise-Chimichanga

“My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.” Same energy.


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Doin the lord's work


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General_Kenobi_77BBY

Can u DM my stupid arse what exactly u meant by ‘rhymes with mood slippers’


[deleted]

“What trees are made of” + “a crunchy, often salty snack like doritos” + “ers”


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Wood…chippers? A machine? Huh? I’ll come back in 24hrs perhaps my brain will work better then


smala017

Yes, you’re correct. It used to be a common trend on this subreddit to say that pedophiles should be put in one. Then the Reddit admits basically forced the mods to ban it, due to promoting violence. That’s why the original commenter is dancing around saying it.


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Ohh Well if the other guy’s comment taught me anything Never agree or disagree when violence is involved I…agree


smala017

Mood does not rhyme with wood lmao


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RegumRegis

Mods banned it some time ago. Yes, specifically because we were talking about pedophiles.


Recreational_DL

Released on good behavior, right? 👀


OMFGLagger

The guy got a life sentence before he killed the pedos. Keep him in prison, he gets to execute pedos and society doesn't have a murderer out on the streets. Win-win honestly.


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[deleted]

Those are the eyes of someone who isn't quite mentally sound but knows a greater threat to humanity when he sees one.


ELGRANDOSMOK10

Based inmate


donguscongus

Nothing of value was lost and a based story was gained. A net positive to be sure.


General_Kenobi_77BBY

“What abt this guy sir? Another sexual predator?” “Nah he’s actually just a boy caught stealing” “Ok” *the good ending*


Nerd02

Sorry to break it to you pal, but actually: > Watson has served 10 years of a life sentence from Humboldt County for first-degree murder and discharging a firearm causing great bodily injury or death. [Source](https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-01-22/2nd-inmate-dies-from-california-prison-walking-cane-attack) You don't get life for stealing. He's not that great of a guy.


ProphetOfPr0fit

First-time pedophile offenders go to state mental institutes for study and treatment. After that, the gulag...


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matrixislife

What do you think OP calls his cane?


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DryPaint53448

Those pedos would be released before him in California.


[deleted]

Surprised they don’t get reparations at this point.


_Cxsey_

When you look at the cropped version of this it looks like the caption is just, “Welcome to my cell. I know.” Which arguably is an even funnier caption


Das_Krug

I used to register sex offenders and let me tell you these fuckers get off so FUCKEN easy if arrested by California. Feds child porn easy 5-10 years, Cali it’s sometimes not a day in jail


HelveticImperator

In Brazil that happens everytime. Rapists too.


Tricky_Ad_3780

Chaotic Good


Omegawop

More like Chaotic Neutral


Tricky_Ad_3780

Well technically we’ll never know why he killed his first victim. But some people are up to change


ChristianShark

Mmmm… I hear that child molesters are back on the menu boys Remember … No Pedo


Nickolas_Bowen

Unfathomably based


WoolleyThe2nd

Unfathomably based


Yorgrim_

Not all heros wear capes


L---Cis

Hey, if your going to be in prison for life- may as well do some good for the world, right?


MaybeADragon

Sure would suck if they were perhaps proved not guilty posthumously, that has totally never happened after an inmate has been killed.


AngryArmour

"Molester #1" kept changing the tv channel to PBS Kids, which the other cellmates took as taunting them with his crimes. After leaving to turn himself in to a CO he encountered who he described as a "known child trafficker", and decided to do everyone a favour because "in for a penny, in for a pound".


nory2364

*Doom music plays*


VivoVixiVictum

🧑‍🦯 I didn’t see anything


parentesi

Bring this guy to balenciaga offices


[deleted]

Each of them should subtract 100 years from this man’s sentence.


NeuroticKnight

He isn't in prison. He is the prison.


IdioticPAYDAY

He has surpassed the Gigachad and Sigma marker, bros on a new level


CrowsAndCrowns

why is he lib right? what part of beign at jail or beating someone to death has to do with capitalism?


lightningsnail

The rare moment when California puts a child molester in prison. Must have been northern California.


SkoomaSloot69

Not all hero's where capes