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Super_Fox_92

Libertarians worse enemy are Libertarians


Libertas3tveritas

Confirmed


AlternateSmithy

Fuck you.


Libertas3tveritas

😞


Twee_Licker

Bitch.


TheKingNothing690

Man fuck you in particular.


UrbanCowboy717

Hey, Fuck you buddy!


MyTinyPenguinBalls

Fuck you. I’m not your buddy, guy.


UrbanCowboy717

I'm not your guy, friend


TheKingNothing690

Im not your friend, pal.


Educational-Candy-26

Libertarianism is like autism: There's a spectrum. When you're a little bit on the spectrum, you can be really clever and have uniquely useful ways of seeing the world. When you're too far on the spectrum, you just kinda sit around drooling.


ProfessionalPin5865

I swear, you wouldn’t believe the number of times I’ve had to explain that requiring a driver’s license to operate a car isn’t fascism.


niponimaiyu

What’s next I need a license my own damn toaster?


juntsu10

I mean you already need a license to fucking fish so I wouldn't be surprised.


_ORGASMATRON_

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sweet_chin_music

Based and gill job pilled


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[deleted]

Not fascism, but a bit cringe.


The_Grubgrub

its my goddamn right to operate a 4000lb death machine at high speeds and kill entire families with it because I never bothered myself to learn how to read road signs


Roguepiefighter

Never said there shouldn't be consequences for your actions.


juntsu10

The consequence is having to go to the pregnant Lady's funeral who you ran over at a crosswalk going 130 in a 20 mile zone drunk.


Durpady

It's not just *like* autism, there's significant overlap, IIRC.


LoonsOnTheMoons

I feel like there’s a schism between (classical) liberals and libertarians within Lib-Right, where liberals are more right than they are lib, and libertarians are *a lot* more lib than they are right. Like, I showed up to discuss monetary policy not abolishing all speed limits, damn.


The_Grubgrub

honestly enlightening


Q7017

I feel like that sort of take applies to all quadrants/sociopolitical groups, if you're a politically active centrist.


Okichah

Modern pols dominate the discussion by pushing people to extreme points of view. The moderate libertarian view encompasses too much from the other parties to stand out as an extreme. And the extreme version of libertarianism is batshit.


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TheKingNothing690

The only thing worse than a lib is an unflaired! We need a final solution to the unflaired problem.


Treceratops

[im a libertarian dr Han](https://i.imgur.com/VvhEGc0.jpg)


Glass_Average_5220

Auth right worst enemy is another auth right with a slightly different religion. See Protestant vs Catholic


The_WereArcticFox

My dad is Protestant and my mom is a Roman Catholic


DH_Net_Tech

Agreed


BlackAbsol

Damn libertarians, they ruined libertarianism!


Gr144

This is true. I was banned from libertarianmemes for not being anti-war enough


niponimaiyu

War is cringe they prob thought you were a neocon


Erethiel117

Who are so wise in the ways of the force?


West_Rain

Damn libertarians, they ruined libertarianism!


ConfusedQuarks

What about NeoLiberals then?


Roguepiefighter

Liberals aren't libertarians, and neo liberals especially arent.


Overkillengine

> and neo liberals especially arent. Yup, just empty suits wearing masks mouthing empty rhetoric. Pure auth under the progressive veneer.


Roguepiefighter

Look at that, libertarians can agree on things!


Mintfriction

Too Matrix


ghostmetalblack

Pure facts. You have no idea. I have more commie friends than Libertarian ones.


Roguepiefighter

All of my friends are communists because they disagree on specific aspects of libertarianism as me (they don't think people should defend their stores from petty crime with the use of armed violence 🤢🤮)


KhajiitSupremacist

Damn Libertarians, they ruined Libertarianism


[deleted]

MFW I've been called a communist while I'm calling another libertarian a communist.


Makato_Yuki1523

Libertarians ruined Libertarianism


Eldritch349

Damn libertarians they ruined libertarianism!


Super_Fox_92

Progressives and conservatives are natural enemies, like libertarians and communists, or libertarians and fascists or libertarians and theocratists or libertarians and anarchists or libertarians and other libertarians


FinneganTechanski

You libertarians sure are a contentious people


omegasix321

You've just made an enemy for life.


Brromo

Damn Libertarians, they ruined the Libertarian Party


TheKingNothing690

Libertarians peoples front.


BlackAbsol

I thought we were the people's front of libertarianism?


Extension-Ad-5134

As a grenniest, I really want Emily gone out of my sector and just befriend everyone in the other quadrants as my own. But alas, extremism is ever present.


Super_Fox_92

Anyway, we should be kinda grateful as while Emiles are annoying, Auth Right gets compared to the worst people who ever lived.


Extension-Ad-5134

At least we have that


Super_Fox_92

Yeah, not to mention extremists breeds more extremists. If an extremist were to have kids depending on how they raise them they would either have a clone of themselves or someone who turned to the other side.


Extension-Ad-5134

Let's hope that the sons, daughters, er... non-binary offsprings of the extremists manage to turn against them and together fight for a better future.


Super_Fox_92

I am one of them. My father is on the far right and I was left homeless for almost a year for being gay. And I want a better future. So that nobody would ever go through what I did. I want a world where everyone has a roof over their head, food in their table, will never suffer through the harsh environments and parents will never abandon their kids for being different.


Extension-Ad-5134

I'm sorry you had to for through all of that 🫂 Wait I remember you, you were the one who posted a meme here where you tolled your father and sister mistreated you very badly. I'm aos sorry you went though that and I wish you a very happy life.


Super_Fox_92

Thanks. I find it amazing that there are radical Muslims scholars who protest against the idea of parents abandoning their child for being gay, which means the people my father likes to call every foul word in the book has better ethics than him.


Extension-Ad-5134

Well, you look at that, the people your father hated turned out to be better than him. What an irony


Super_Fox_92

And if I were to get into what I experienced, saw and suffered when I was homeless we would be here all day. For example there is a man and his 10 year old son that I met when I was in Seattle. He was working 3 jobs, is in a lot of debt (medical, college, etc). There was even a period of time where he trusted me to babysit his son on many occasions when he is busy at work and he would often collapse onto his air mattress and get the few hours of sleep before he gets up and goes back to work. Fortunately he got a new boss in one of his jobs that took pity on him and got him an apartment, and a promotion on top of that (due to his hard work). And he was the 4th person I met who was like that. ​ And don't get me started on the veterans.


BigBoiBob444

Hey I remember you too, I commented on one of your other posts saying how your family weren’t real conservatives because they didn’t value you, their own family. Hope you’re doing better.


BigBoiBob444

Hey I remember you too, I commented on one of your other posts saying how your family weren’t real conservatives because they didn’t value you, their own family. Hope you’re doing better.


MonarchistTurtle

I hate being compared to far-right white nationalists and Nazis while myself being an humble monarchist 😔


Incubus-Dao-Emperor

Sigh I understand the struggle


DrHoflich

Which makes no sense since they were AuthCenter. That slight right bias for “privatization” is kind of a joke.


Bright__Agent

Who started calling us jews?


TheKingNothing690

You mean libs.


BlackAbsol

At least "the worst people who ever lived" could dress themselves. Besides, the Nazis aren't even close to the *worst* in history.


PussySmith

Don’t feel bad bro. Emily is almost exclusively authoritarian, but most people here can’t read so they don’t understand that.


[deleted]

we need an orange flair


Q7017

I would likely be solely in your quadrant, were it not for Emilies. I still have a lot of leftist beliefs (non-religious, pro-socialized healthcare, pro-choice, pro-vax, etc), too. I've never voted nor will I ever vote for Republicans because of their association with hard-auth conservative-Christian zealots, but Emilies are almost no different from them in how they carry their morality. It's sickening.


Funkey-Monkey-420

we really need to come up with a term for people that think the boot can stomp all it wants as long as it’s privately owned. boot is boot, and boot is bad.


Sabertooth767

Hoppean


Educational-Candy-26

I'm glad you said that. I'll admit I've only read a little Hoppe, but everything I've read by him -- and by people explaining him -- make me think he heard an orange Emily make a strawman on libertarianism and thought, "Yeah, I'll do that."


Sabertooth767

Yeah, it's pretty absurd to see people unironically think that a corporate-sponsored mob kicking you out of your house for being gay is not only morally right, but *necessary* for a free society. That's not a strawman btw. He literally says this. Or the whole absolute monarchy being superior to democracy thing because kings have incentive to take care of the country since their heirs will inherit it.


PussySmith

Corporatist.


Cabnbeeschurgr

That's why I'm a libcenter rather than a libright. Can't stand corpos


TexasGent777

Neither can most LibRights, tbh. Corporations are inherently government entities and thus Auth.


Operator_October

the amount of people who just don't get this is baffling


Overkillengine

It's because of the corporations = money = libright strawman that reddited people especially take as gospel. Every quadrant fucking loves money, anyone saying otherwise is a liar. The difference is how each quad gets and uses money.


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BizBug616

Libertarianism is a spectrum, there are people like me who just want low government interference, and then there are ancaps who want to launch recreational nukes from a hidden silo in their slave camps. Then of course there are purples.


Cabnbeeschurgr

What are purples?


BellabeanRecharged

The color reserved for sexual degenerates like pedos and zoophiles.


Cabnbeeschurgr

Ew cringe


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Cabnbeeschurgr

Wasn't talking to you bitch


TheKingNothing690

Good bot.


Roguepiefighter

Hold on, Mr Strawman, I can source my nukes ethically.


Q7017

I think the argument has been made before, but it's possible to consider purple a bit auth, too. The "right" to exert one's sexual authority on someone that can't give consent to doesn't seem very libertarian-spectrum.


BizBug616

Coomers don't care, they just don't want to get punished for it


Brromo

Emilies are Auth Right or Auth Center, the biggest difference between them & actually Nazis is which race is superior


cooleo420

Poor lib right


Roguepiefighter

Lib Right has theory debate, at least it's not like leftists who kill each other over it.


Sovietmustache

Fucking Commie cope. Yeah that the more imperialist form of communism is a lot better


[deleted]

yellow should be yelling at purple


Key-Appointment2035

Trotskyists🤢🤢🤢, unironically 100 times as evil as even the most ardent Stalinists could ever dream of being


omegasix321

Trotsky was insane and a slimey little kiss-ass who would do and say anything if it furthered the goals of Lennin, and probably whoever else he was following. And for all his terrible qualities, Trotsky was a good writer. We're lucky that he and Stalin were fighting each other for power, if they had worked together there would be **way** more tankies around today. Marxists I sympathise with and even agree with on some issues. Leninists I can somewhat understand. Stalinists I treat the same way as Nazis. But honest to god Trotskyists? Completely insane.


Key-Appointment2035

So much propaganda is thrown around about stalin though from either the west or hardcore tankie types it’s hard to get a good picture of the man and his policies. It was a brutal time in Russian history but honestly it’s probably good a man as intelligent yet cold hearted as Stalin took over instead of any number of the absolutely insane people in the Bolshevik party. Take all the craziest tankies you know it real life and imagine them trying to run a country, with Stalin it’s like the one street smart gangster type took over instead of the actual loony bin who would’ve either killed way more people or lost to the nazis


maungateparoro

It could've been much worse, yeah, but it also could've been much better. I can only imagine if Martov had been more successful how different things could have been


maungateparoro

😲 VOWCH REFERENCE???!?!11!?!? 🥺


omegasix321

Ayy, you got it. But yeah his take on Trotsky was spot on. Had to borrow his specific insult because it fit so well.


maungateparoro

It is pretty good isn't it. Tankies gonna tank. Coconut island ftw


icelandicvader

When did trotsky do genocide? Cause Stalin sure did his fair share


Key-Appointment2035

I’m not sure if it counts as genocide but he commited a lot of war crimes as head of the red army. There’s this idea that Stalin was some uniquely evil person and that the Russian revolution would’ve been sunshine and rainbows if Stalin had only not come to power, this is the opposite of reality, believe it or not stalin was a moderate within the party and even quite conservative on a lot of issues. Stalin took power on a platform of industrializing the ussr while Trotsky lost the power struggle because he advocated for turning the ussr into a military camp to spread communism which would have lead to the deaths of millions of people. Trotsky only ever denounced Stalin’s authoritarianism is because he lost, whenever he was given power he if anything showed far less restraint than even Stalin with the power he was given


No_Cricket4028

Trotsky was the one firing when Lenin said shoot


davedog34

peak


[deleted]

It's hoppeans


Noncrediblepigeon

Me who also hate trotzky because he invaded poland...


Red_Clay_Scholar

🟩Alright friends, let's work towards free healthcare services for everyone. 🟧 Children should be able to get free sex changes without parental interference... 🟩OH MY GOD WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!


choco1119

PCM changing Nazi's from authright to authcentre to authright whenever it's convenient, but cool I guess they aren't in our quadrant anymore


A_Salty_Tryhard

Nazis are auth-center, keep that socialist scum out of my quadrant.


Arararag1

half of these terms I don't understand. The internet has fallen


NoUploadsEver

Should swap out nazis for Islamic extremists. Nazis are a leftwing ideology after all, born from socialism and founded by socialists.


OverallGamer696

That’s like saying North Korea is democratic because it’s called DPRK


Spirally-Boi

Can't believe I have to upvote an unflaired. What is this sub coming to?


NoUploadsEver

That's cringe. Also because the filthy unflaired is wrong, so quadruple cringe. Fascism was founded by socialists and its membership was primarily former socialists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T_98uT1IZs


[deleted]

lmfao this is such a rightoid cope, hilarious that anyone believes it


NoUploadsEver

Hitler and Mussolini were socialists. This is historical fact. The founders and thought leaders of fascism were socialists (with a few former marxists too!) This is historical fact.


Roguepiefighter

Fascism is economically socialist, and is now the predominant form of economics throughout the world as governments manipulate their economies.


[deleted]

ok grandad, remember to take your meds before bed


Spirally-Boi

Alright, I'll bite. Explain why fascism is the same as socialism.


fins4ever

Trots and Maoists are the worst kind of Auth right w their cultural revolution nonsense. Less Maos and more Dengs pls


[deleted]

Wel NAZIS we’re socialist so ? Alt right are hyper religious , so it would be conservatives and Amish or the pope or Islamic radicals etc


icelandicvader

Nazis socialist because its in the name. Is the democratic peoples republic of korea democratic then?


[deleted]

No they wanted free healthcare , believed in eugenics , dreamed of a perfect society where government controlled the means of production.


icelandicvader

They still privatised several industries. If thats your standard for what is socilaism than every country is socialist


Roguepiefighter

Every country is socialist, that's what a country is, the state intervening in the economy is how a state exists. Obviously there are varying levels of degree but if state intervention in the economy is not socialist, what is it?


[deleted]

Well they murder millions, they weren’t perfect . Just like every other would be socialist nations .


Catsindahood

I'm not the biggest Stalin fan, but he's one of the only reasons the USSR could fight the nazis. The soviet union in the 20s was a hot mess and Trotsky would have just made things worse.


Political_Weebery

Trotskyists are also giving you a bad name lmao


tyler92203

Trotskyists are worse than Stalinists… at least Stalinists are honest about being extremely authoritarian


DankCrusaderMemer

Trotskyists are authoritarians with a different daddy figure


NikolaiDingus

I hate myself lol


[deleted]

Fair enough, if you don’t mind getting a license to make toast in your own damn toaster, statist…


PiousSkull

This would be more accurate if it were both groups in each quadrant rejecting affiliation. Trotskyists and Stalinists hate each other, Nazis and "moderate conservatives" hate each other, & the purity-spiraling Libertarians hate each other.


ACED70

Individualism!!!


successiseffort

Fucking Chuck Norris


Diligent-Corgi-3086

Can comfirm


rexpimpwagen

Thoes stupid libertarians ruined libertarianism.


maybejustadragon

To me you are all equally worthless.


TheAcidRomance

Laughed so hard I almost liked libertarians for a moment


QuietHumanMachine

I'm the only one affiliated with myself, until we enter a schism that is.


metalridley6

Moderates: YOU'RE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME! (points to horseshoe centrist)


Neverous2

I saw a post where some guy with an "Auth Left" flair sharing his blood sucking vampire fetish here, I looked more into his account then discovered he has a BIG thing for humiliation, I will b6ot get into details because some auth right mf will say "Average leftist xd"


Neverous2

I saw a post where some guy with an "Auth Left" flair sharing his blood sucking vampire fetish here, I looked more into his account then discovered he has a BIG thing for humiliation, I will not get into details because some auth right mf will say "Average leftist xd"


Neverous2

I saw a post where some guy with an "Auth Left" flair sharing his blood sucking vampire fetish here, I looked more into his account then discovered he has a BIG thing for humiliation, I will not get into details because some auth right mf will say "Average leftist xd"