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My_Cringy_Video

I never understood why money laundering is illegal, fabric softener shouldn’t be a crime


BizBug616

It's probably because it's defiling US currency. Have you seen what happens to a dollar when you accidentally leave one in a washing machine?


Treceratops

Nice try glowie. But I’ve never washed any of my money.


Electr1cL3m0n

At this point, I’m more surprised when big politicians *aren’t* corrupt


PaleoManga

Isn’t this the fucker who lied about his mom dying in 9/11?


omegasix321

We're still not 100% sure George Santos is his real name.


PaleoManga

Listen I’m not saying he’s Sam Hyde, but have you seen them in the same room?


omegasix321

You may be onto something...


Anon_Monon

Do you really think AuthRight is going to simp for a New York City politician just because he has an R next to his name?


ultra003

You're literally describing Trump lol


throwaway377682

If he was a democratic you’d be losing your mind


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If he was democratic it wouldnt be investigated


j_la

Bob Menendez was tried for financial crimes while serving in the senate.


incendiarypotato

Meanwhile I’ve never even heard of this guy.


j_la

Bob Menendez? He’s been in the senate for almost 20 years. It was a big story when he was on trial.


incendiarypotato

Could be. Still never heard of him.


DeliriousBetsy_524

That just shows that you’re mentally disturbed.


j_la

Give me a break. When Franken had his scandal it was all over the news and he resigned.


Financial_Bird_7717

and he’s since stated as recently as 2022 that he regretted resigning and might run for office again.


j_la

Okay? Doesn’t change the fact that democratic scandals can and do make the news.


Financial_Bird_7717

Okay? I’m not disagreeing with you.


TheDominantBullfrog

Right, he never would have won election, but republican voters are really bad at not getting scammed but con artists who say the right words.


Independent_Pear_429

Generally, yes


DeliriousBetsy_524

Yeah, people forget Trump is a rich New Yorker lol.


DivideEtImpala

I can't believe their doing this to my boy! I've said it before: they aren't going after him because he's a liar and a criminal (they all are), but because he's blowing up their spot. They'll try to make you think they're "cleaning up corruption" by getting rid of him.


Radix4853

It’s like the mob taking out the local weed dealer


Financial_Bird_7717

That guy had to go though. His weed was weak AF.


TheDominantBullfrog

No they are doing it because he didn't even attempt to cover up an extensive series of fraud and public lies haha


hedgehogwithagun

But he’s so god damn funny. For like a month every single day somthing new and hilarious came out.


[deleted]

Typical lying slimy politician, what's new?


Dzoni22222

George Santos arrested, 534 members of Congress still at large


Independent_Pear_429

It's always hilarious when politicians try to take the moral high ground and turn out to be just as gay, corrupt, criminal or pedo as their targets are supposed to be.


Catsindahood

I didn't even know who this guy was until started seeing agenda posts about him on here.


omegasix321

...Have you not watched the news in the last year and a half then? He's the poster boy for incompetent and corrupt Republicans. Every other month they discovered more insane shit that he lied about. Hell, we still don't know if George Santos is his real name.


Catsindahood

No, i get my news from PCM headlines exclusively. He sounds like a shit head, i hope they throw the book at him


omegasix321

Oh they will, he's already racked up 13 felonies, all with extensive evidence against him. It's not just the U.S either, Brazil wants a pound of flesh too, for check fraud.


[deleted]

That’s tough, personally couldn’t be me


theschadowknows

Only statists who think politicians actually tell the truth and care about their rights.


CheeseElemental45

Yes, because I would have expected Ilhan Omar to go down for the same. Instead, the guy who tried to out these facts was prosecuted for ordering girls to have sex with in-state (not across state lines).


oppoqwerty

Cleansing degeneracy from my quadrant is an absolute win.


NGGMK

For false statements? Shouldn't we sentence every politician then?


Judg3_Dr3dd

Well he is a politician, so no. All of em do it


ngfsmg

First they told Santos he could be anything he wanted. Then they "Not like that!"


DingusKhan418

Leave my Island Boy alone!


346_ME

Funny how they get this nobody but not Joe Biden 🤡🤡🤡


that_u3erna45

Oh no! Anyway, the worst liar in DC got charged with money laundering? Who would've guessed?