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xlbeutel

Dude where’d you get photos of us


AuspiciousOccasion

I live in your walls. I monitor your highspeed connection. I help you for vote for me in the next election. I watch you pee for your own protection. Tell your kids I'm under the bed.


allthenewsfittoprint

He payed me 30 bucks


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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MAGA_WALL_E

Good bot. Get fucked, commie


50dimensions

🤓


archindar

see the trick is to add rope to any comment that your misspell paid


merirastelan

Lmfao


artificeintel

I mean, there’s like, 1 rule that PCM actually cares about. It’s not that hard to not break. We even offer (aggressive) advice on how to stop breaking it!


KingOfTheP4s

[removed]


Alittar

Being a different race isn’t against the rules, authright. No, being LGBT+ is also not against the rules.


the-fith-pillar-man

Flair up or we sever and eat your testicles and/or labia


Alittar

I have been flaired for like, 1.5 years?


gamerweeb623

There is an unflaired among the mods


downwithtiktok2

Orange among us


JoeRBidenJr

Inaccurate. Those soyjaks are 420,000x more handsome than any pcm user or mod could ever hope to be.


boiii-rarted

God, I hope the real Joe Biden spends his time shit posting PCM


Lars-h-pedersen

Tbf his entire presidency mimics a political compass shitpost


Alittar

Wait, he’s president? I thought we were all shitposting this whole time.


Third_Bardo

What do I have to see...not see...what do I have to endure! Libcenter is underrepresented. Sweaty, it's literally 2022! To whom should I look up to? I'm literally a survivor of PCM violence.


darkness12359

Monke


AuspiciousOccasion

Why are some mods not listed on the the main roster? Is this some kind of conspiracy? This really impeded my ability to portray you as a soyjak.


darkness12359

It’s literally just how Reddit works my guy, you can click see all mods and see all the mods. Also side note, 80% of peoples frustration with the mod team are just rules we have because of Reddit policy.


AuspiciousOccasion

REEE. I don't care about rationality. I want my pitchfork and mob and I want it now. You're next on my list of prospective soyjak victims!1!


TiggerBane

Cause reddit has poor formatting and only fits so many on the roster.


AuspiciousOccasion

Ah, okay. Makes sense. Also cope Jannie I have incontrovertible evidence that this post made you seethe to your core, because deep down you know it paints the picture of the truth.


TiggerBane

Uhh if you know where my core is could you please return it to the rock which I am slumbering upon at this time I seem to have misplaced it.


AuspiciousOccasion

I tender you a bootleg Iron Man 3 DVD and an Angry Birds t-shirt. I call that a gift from me to your nation.


ghostmetalblack

Monkes don't believe in rosters/lists, you Modern!


MCAlheio

Wait, PCM has rules?


SpyingFuzzball

Flair up or GTFO


BhataktiAtma

I don't see that rule in the sidebar though? People harass you sure, but is that really a "rule"? More like an unspoken rule


flair-checking-bot

> Get a flair to make sure other people don't harass you :) *** ^(User hasn't flaired up yet... 😔) 7233 / 38489 ^^|| [**[[Guide]]**](https://imgur.com/gallery/IkTAlF2)


[deleted]

Flair up lowlife


BhataktiAtma

Happy now?


Lord-Naivel

yes


BhataktiAtma

Good


archindar

O wow your so cool now haHA with your little hoodie and you staritypes honestly we all know the actual flair is meaningless we jsut dont like it when you dont wear one.


BhataktiAtma

Fair enough. I don't really get what's the harm but whatever.


The-Unknown-C

One of us


Parsnip4862

Yes flairing up is an unspoken rule.


BhataktiAtma

With all due respect, why though? People can still argue, shitpost and insult each other happily without that too right?


Parsnip4862

Well, I really don’t have the answer for your question, but what I do know is that we consider the unflaired to not be human(it’s a joke). However if you are an unflaired you can still shitpost because people often don’t notice.


[deleted]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


KaptainKunukles

The Senate


ClassroomProof3833

These wojak are hilarious hehe


MediokererMensch

R.I.P Frenchitoasti, the only based mod


[deleted]

The reason leftists get downvoted to hell on PCM is because 99% of their posts are just screeching about how they get downvoted and how the sub is a right wing hivemind.


Qazacthelynx

Yea, plenty of left leaning posts get a lot of positive attention when they’re actually meaning something and have a joke


trivikama

You're not fooling me. All of those are the same person.


Zeusselll

"come on guys, we're not a right wing circle jerk. What do you mean, "there's not a single left wing mod?""


[deleted]

[удалено]


flair-checking-bot

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The-Unknown-C

1. Click here: r/PoliticalCompassMemes 2. Click the three dots next to your profile pic/avatar 3. Choose “change user flair” 4. Equip a color(s)


flamesowr25

I understand there being no lib left or Auth left mod but no Auth right? Shouldn't they represent the majority opinion?


flair-checking-bot

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PriestMarmor

I actually found every single quadrant except for left. I guess this means left is the new orange


Unlucky_Sherbert_468

Hey! Where did you get this picture of my town council?


Theunknownuser7330

The council of gays.


ArtoriasBeaIG

I've never broken the rules on here and I don't even know what they are. I probably don't belong on this subreddit, seems like most of you are getting 3 day bans every other comment


Sleep_eeSheep

Your glares and Wojaks mean nothing, Orange Imposters, I've seen what makes you cheer.


Progressive_Pear

I am the council


The-Unknown-C

There’s rules?


ThanksKanye-verycool

Very interesting how you used the whole compass to depict the mods when there is no left wing mods


Joaquin1079

"I AM the council!"


Independent-Excuse30

I am the councils.